#ev3 Quote Archive

Quote #1958

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:50:21 GMT

If you spend nine minutes of your time to save a dollar, you're working for less than minimum wage.
* champ needs to find someone to pay him two dollars to masturbate

Quote #1957

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:50:22 GMT

ejaaaaculaaaaate
xtal should be a buddhist monk or something
he would just drop these nuggets of nonsensical wisdom all the time
xtal, you're the only person I've met who communicates almost exclusively though koans
i'll your trees
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Quote #1956

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:50:24 GMT

Midget porn ironically takes up lots of space.

Quote #1955

Thu, 1 Dec 2011 00:38:33 GMT

Period sex? YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A WARRIOR UNTIL YOU'VE GOT BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD.

Quote #1954

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:21:34 GMT

you're only a hipster if you hate coldplay but also only like bands that sound just like coldplay

Quote #1953

Thu, 3 Nov 2011 18:11:06 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns
a gulp of cormorants
a business of ferrets
an array of hedgehogs
a bloat of hippopotamuses
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Quote #1952

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 20:01:06 GMT

rpg is an element of the set of awesome
and sex is an element of awesome
but the intersection of sex and online rpg's is the nullset

Quote #1951

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:35:31 GMT

wow
I just dominated luna in escape velocity
3,176 gunboats/patrol ships
nice
did the same with ur mom
cept she let out orgasms

Quote #1950

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 22:16:35 GMT

Anime is basically porn in the sense that it's something you watch while crying and masturbating alone.

Quote #1948

Wed, 6 Jul 2011 02:58:49 GMT

holy hell
i didn't know EV fan fiction existed
...and now i'm hard

Quote #1949

Mon, 4 Jul 2011 06:25:49 GMT

****
i'm old
how old are you
sufficiently old
75?
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Quote #1947

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 03:42:42 GMT

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Quote #1946

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 06:49:04 GMT

I wish that Google had a setting so I could only see results that are marked as unsafe.

Quote #1945

Wed, 4 May 2011 08:58:21 GMT

I am a trekker. I am a devout fan, but not enough to spend all my waking hours sewing costumes, assembling prop replicas, going to conventions, learning klingon, quibbling over the finer points of canon, and not having sex.
which is to say
while i'm not having sex anyway
it's not star trek's fault.

Quote #1944

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 06:53:30 GMT

Kids, what do you call it when you go live in nature for a while, and experience the wildlife
Apparently it is not camping?
bestiality?
wait.