Random Quotes
Sarcas: so what aspect of me were you talking about?
Sarcas: my genius?
OctoberF: well
OctoberF: Gildor was saying how he thought you were hot and he wanted to have his way with you
Sarcas: hmm
OctoberF: then I said that was sick
Sarcas: come you you gildog you :-D
`Gildor: you sure that wasnt moki OF?
<Pikeman> I do it for the children.
< computerLizard> to, you mean
<Pikeman> Please, think of the children.
< computerLizard> *fap fap* ?
<Pikeman> ...
< mindule> HEH
<Pikeman> Please, think of the Canadians.
< mindule> *FAP FAP*
<Pikeman> Oh, go outside with that thing.
insomniac: How did you learn about ambrosia?
insomniac: Do you play the games?
kl4rn0: I met your king
kl4rn0: in Japan
DesertFox: my king?
kl4rn0: big meeting
insomniac: Moki?
DesertFox: heh!
Khoth: All hail King Moki I!
faramir sweeps 'Nah across the dance floor
scythe: Jon: don't go laying her on the sofa again, huh?
faramir: But she enjoyed it last tim...
faramir: I mean
faramir: Uh...
scythe: yeh
Floozy: hehe
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scythe: last Tim..
scythe: not last Jon
Floozy: hahaha
<Pikeman> You know
<Pikeman> I swore to myself
<Pikeman> that I would never eat vegetarian pizza
<Pikeman> and yet here I am
<Pikeman> .........eating vegetarian pizza.
<Pikeman> And it isn't that great.
<Pikeman> But.... it was free, so.
<Pikeman> Eh.
<cL> As long as it has mozzarella cheese
<Pikeman> it does
<cL> Good pizza doesn't need any meat
<Pikeman> That's like saying good sex doesn't require a penis.
<Pikeman> Sure, there are substitutes...
<Pikeman> But in the end, nothing beats the meat.
<Pikeman> ....though I guess in #ev3's case, beating the meat is the most sex many of us get.
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<Razzle> Chyd?
<hector> It's spelled Chad, Razzle!
<Razzle> oh
<Razzle> Chad?
<hector> It's spelled Chyd, Razzle!
<Razzle> oh
<Razzle> Chyd?
<hector> It's spelled Chad, Razzle!
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<Razzle> Excellent.
<JoeBlob> awww
<forge> I think being perverse to a certain degree is required to be a welcomed regular here.
* Deathmatch leaves
Naman: I swear 90% of the internet treats music piracy as not only okay, but PROPER...
CptTripps: Indeed.
Pikeman: That's because you're anonymous on the internet.
Pikeman: How many of those people could stand up to a musician in real life and tell them he or she was stealing his or her music?
Naman: Heh.
Naman: That would be funny, Tim.
Pikeman: 13 year old nerd walks up to Steven Tyler...
Pikeman: "uh... I downloaded a few of your... AAAHHH!!!!"
Pikeman: *Steven Tyler eats said nerd*
fiyin: whee!
Pikeman: fiyin, exactly.
fiyin: I think I aced my Electromagnetics quiz today!
admirald: woot fiyin
Pikeman: Speaking of nerds...
fiyin: lossless transmission lines can suck my balls.
fiyin: hehe
<Joann> SirKain: well I'd rather suck on them but lets not go there
<Joann> w/w
<soy> ...
<computerLizard> ...
<scythe> ...
<Joann> chocolate boys, chocolate
<Eegras> Ah... So matt doesnt have me on ignore
<mWalk> yes I do
<Pikeman> ...
<mWalk> er
<Pikeman> THAT'S a quote.
Gildor appeals for someone with -sanity- to join, and fast
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Gildor: Not funny
forge: Ok. Have PowerPoint open, Word open, the guidelines out, the notes out, both books for reference purposes out, the USB flash drive in...
forge: And now that the hard stuff is done, I'm going to masturbate to some German anal fisting porn.
forge: Then I'll get to work!
Dy4: That's our role model.
Gildor listens to more Jazz
JG: Heh...don't say that when Hol's around.
JG: She misreads it.
Gildor: She would
Gildor: Turns 16, and .. ye gods
JG: I was utterly shocked, I tell you.
JG: I went "Holly!"
JG: "That's disgusting!"
JG: She went "Yep. That's me, mind in the gutter."
Gildor laughs
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* scythe gets an email from someone called 'Eric'
<scythe> with the subject "covered in spooge"
<soy> heeee heeeee!!!!
<soy> well, that's our... man.
<computerLizard> no mistake about it :-)
moki: Chimp, are you really going to make me edit the ban list now?
moki: or are you going to leave?
SecretChmp: why must I?
SecretChmp: I don't see the reason
SecretChmp: other than your rather excessive dislike or me
moki: because this is my server, and I think you are a boil on the ass of humanity
<mindule> Quickly! Pull the bug out of forges ass!
<forge> And what would you want as a back-up graphic if the first wasn't available?
<ShadeBlue> the tip of my vac is metal.. :/
<oasa> hm
<oasa> keep it a safe distance away
<ShadeBlue> I wasn't planning on getting closer than 4 inches or so
<oasa> or cover it in rubber or something
<Synchrone> where would he get rubber from?
<oasa> a rubber glove
<Synchrone> Oh, never mind
<oasa> or a condom
<Yoda> cut off the tip of a condom and cover it with the rest.
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--- Received a CTCP FINGER from Tru7h
<scythe> stop fingering me, simon
<Tru7h> im just testing it out
<Tru7h> I have never fingered anyone before
<Tru7h> ...
<Tru7h> oh god
<Tru7h> that so didn't
<Tru7h> sound right
<scythe> excuse me while i quote that
//Now you too can have your very own ATMOS crew with the complete set of ATMOS and ASW dolls. Batteries not included.
WhiteFire gives Andi a Frandall
Andiyar: um...... no
Andiyar: iHave a frandall already
WhiteFire: oh
Andiyar: I only need one :)
WhiteFire gives Andi a pipeline.
Andiyar has a pipeline now! w00t!
WhiteFire hands out Nuadas.
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<pipeline> I'm easy.
<forge> Yeah, you're easy... ;)
<pipeline> ...and stop thinking those thoughts.
<forge> So...doing anything tonight? ;)
<pipeline> Reading the quote archive at the moment
<pipeline> hey! ;)
<pipeline> That's not nice
<pipeline> ...some odd quotes in here
<forge> It could be. ;)
<pipeline> You're not really a pedophile, are you?
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<Eegras> ehhhh...
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<Eegras> maybe that worked
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<Eegras> what
<Eegras> the
****
<Ross> more like clone abuse
<Eegras> I cant find where the
**** im still connected
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<Arclite> Heh.
<Arclite> Wrong one.
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<HollyWoozle> roo, you may tell me anything you like about my penis :P
<HollyWoozle> er
Ozy: Begemotike: If you not only wielded a chainsaw, but also possessed a knowledge of writing systems, the Book of the Dead, and a harem of college girls, I would consider you cool.
Ozy: I doubt all three of these.
Begemotike: I possess knowledge of Russian, Slavonic, and English, also, I weild chainsaws, and I have a harem of goats. Does that count?
Ozy: .....
Ozy: You are now less uncool.
Ozy: But yeah, goats are not good.
Begemotike: Hm, bummage
Begemotike: A vell, I shalt go back to listening to gut music
Ozy: ...............
Begemotike: Your local friendly controlled substance™
Ozy sighs and makes a mad dash for the exit before the channel's denizens return him to his previous miserable state
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Begemotike feels bad
Pikeman feels like quoting that.
<scythe> i know the bassline
<scythe> simple and fast
<Ephialtes> rather like sex with you
<Ephialtes> :P
<scythe> haha
<scythe> you bitch!
<Arclite> Heh.
<Ephialtes> I think you should be more worried about how I know :P
<scythe> All I see is a naked midget frolicking in chocolate sauce with margaret thatcher.
<lobf> I'm on the right
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<GaNjA> hehe
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<GaNjA> ^_^
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mrxak: hey
hector: que tal, mrxak
mrxak: not much hector, you?
hector: aw, not much, just randomly responding to random words.
<mindule> /anon?
<mindule> /TPG?
<mindule> /fiyin?
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<Pikeman> I'm sorry, that was too easy.
<fiyin> I'm an IRC command now? sweet.
<Pikeman> /fiyin sex Pikeman penis
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<Pikeman> er...
<Pikeman> ...
<nemo> ...
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<Pikeman> Wow.
* fiyin sighs
<zach> haha
<Pikeman> That was awesome.
<forge> I have IE as a back-up browser in case Safari ****s up, which it hasn't so far.
<forge> Similarly, in real life, you never trust the stupid AND retarded child to do the important stuff, you use them as a back-up.
<lobf> hahaha
<lobf> i forgot my iphone ssh password
<lobf> in desperation i tried clawpenis
<lobf> sure enough
<lobf> i could have sworn it was something else