Random Quotes
Flatty: I wonder if I could make my penis explode if I ate a bottle of viagra.
scythe: hahahha
Steelix: Flatty++
scythe almost falls off his chair
antihero: heh
scythe: That was so wonderful and out of the blue.
scythe <3 Flatty
antihero: what if he was serious
*** Begemotike has joined channel #ev3
Begemotike: SPEAK, MINIONS.
mrxak offers Begemotike some Moose Flakes
Begemotike: awesome, thanks
mrxak: Here, oh mighty Begemotike
Begemotike: Ahh, just what was needed!
mrxak: Eat these and be appeased, lest your wrath destroy us.
*** Signoff: Begemotike (Quit: appeased he is)
<C_S> crappy g/f? FIND/REPLACE ALL!!! bad boss or coworkers? FIND/REPLACE ALL!!! small penis? FIND/REPLACE WITH ERIC'S!!!
<Pikeman> Behold C_S's unifying theory of life.
Steelix: At least I failed correctly.
* moki wonders what chaos he can cause...
* moki sets mode: +o Infinite
<Infinite> now to deop every body:)
<DarkWolf> Try it
<DarkWolf> See how far you get...
* moki readies his kill stick
* Thok takes cover
<DarkWolf> mwahahaha
* The_Rabbit grabs the popcorn and watches this
<Infinite> kick hector :D
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Guapo: tell them to join #ev3
xtal: lock the door to your room.
Guapo: they will come to the dork side :)
Guapo: er, dark*
forge: I think I'll go have a couple kiwis.
Pikeman: baaa-aaa.
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Pikeman: ...
Dy4: poofy's not a female
Dy4: I've seen her penis.
Dy4: wait
Anax: ....
Dy4: ...
* mindule dries his hair by shaking his head rapidly
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<mindule> sorry, Gildor
forge: And thus we fade out, as SMachine approaches a cat while wearing nothing but a smile and some fish paste.
Metzen: LIGHTS!
Metzen: OUT!
forge: Nah, let them be together in the dark.
SMachine: ah
forge: Good!
Metzen: done already SMachine?
forge: Yeah there Quickdraw, done yet?
forge: Metzen's waiting for his turn....
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scythe hip-thrusts in a victorious motion
Catfish_Ma: I was wondering if that was coming...
Catfish_Ma: ****, bad timing
Xela: my dad cooks stuff
scope: holy crap people are retarded
C_S read that as cocks
C_S sighs
<Si> okay who wants a stupid story
<Kanerix> fiyin does
<Si> okay
<Si> kanerix: your probably not gonna like this story...
<Si> but oh well
<Kanerix> *You're
<Kanerix> if it's anything like your grammar, you're probably right
<Si> anyway, I was with a friend of mine the other day (he's a furry), and we were walking to macca's when this chick with this huskie crosses the road (this chick had big massive tits and long blode hair perfect figure), anyway I said "dude check her out gotta love that" and he replies, yeah "she's got a lovley coat...", i just look at him gobsmacked..., I then say "the chick dude, LOOK AT THE CHICK!", "oh. meh"
<Si> anyway thats my stupid story
<Si> tune in next week for another episode of Gazza's boring life
<Kanerix> heh
<nemo> he actually said "meh"?
ArcAngelCounterstrike beats pop-kine around a bit with a wiffle bat!
ArcAngelCounterstrike: take that
hector struggles to stand
Cone: seems you missed, Arc
pop-kine: lol
ArcAngelCounterstrike: damn bird, right into the bat, bah
*** Mode change "+o faramir" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Gildor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by faramir (Go away!!)
BattleDoct: w00t!
BattleDoct: Kick that lousy git off!
*** BattleDoctor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by faramir (OK, if you insist...)
<Eji> we need a really good storm
<Eric> we had one yesterday
<Eric> knocked my power out briefly.
--- zambezi removes ban on Satan!*@*
<Pikeman> ...and now your power is back.
<Lek> Well, we're all
****ed now...
<Eric> Excellent.
andcarne: Let's find an iHop
andcarne: er
* Clein points and laughs
andcarne: Ihop
Clein: IHOP
Clein: :P
andcarne: damnit
andcarne: I naturally do lowercase i's there now
CapnZarvox: hmmm
CapnZarvox: i'm home alone
CapnZarvox: what to do...
Lektor: masturbate?
CapnZarvox: !
CapnZarvox: why do i need to do that
CapnZarvox: i have a girlfriend y'know
CapnZarvox: that's her Job :P
Lektor: what
Lektor: to masturbate?
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mrxak: what time is it there anyway?
HollyWoozl: it's 12:24am
mrxak: crazy
HollyWoozl: snogs all round
*** Signoff: HollyWoozle (Quit: Snak 5.2.1 IRC for Macintosh -
http://www.snak.com)
mrxak: I haven't been asleep that early local time in probably several years
mrxak: well, there's been a couple times
mrxak: but maybe 10 in three years?
Fluffy: there is no such time as 12:24 am
Fluffy: wait
Fluffy: oh rightg
mrxak: there totally is a 12:24 am
Anax: ...
mrxak: what the
**** are you thinking
Anax: Fluffy fails so hard.
oasa: im a big fat loser and i like to molest cats!
Anatole: I'm a skinny little loser and I get molested by cats.
arazon: okay, step away slowly
<Lobster> hi
<Lobster> um, kind of empty. server must've gone down...
<fiyin> Yeah, I think it did.
<fiyin> Went down on us like forge's mother.
<fiyin> Except we didn't have to pay the server.
<Lobster> hahahaha
<fiyin> And on that note, iGo! :-D
<forge> Joke is on you.
<forge> My mom's ugly.
Lobster: because then I'll have to tag you as lame
Lobster: but not just lame
Lobster: AKULA lame
<DesertFox> I do enjoy the fact that karma is no longer, at least for the time being
<DesertFox> karma was just an irritant for me
<hector> was just an irritant for me has neutral karma
<DesertFox> ...
<DesertFox> o.O
<Jshei> funny when she does that
<DesertFox> yes, quite baffling too
<Pikeman> karma I'm a stupid, drooling, moronic infobot who
<hector> i'm a stupid, drooling, moronic infobot who has neutral karma
<Pikeman> Better.
<Jshei> HAHAHHA
<DesertFox> heh
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<Shade> I'm so boooored...
* Gildor offers shade an inflatable Floozy
<Shade> *inspiration* rushes offf...
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//I should delete this... but... :) - Pikeman
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<mindule> AHH!
<mindule> You're kauthor!
* mindule looks at forge
<kirkpacking> Yes.
<kirkpacking> Why?
* mindule points at forge
<kirkpacking> Uh-oh!
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<mindule> ... Not what I meant, but whatever
<nemo> heh
<forge> He's learning.
Steelix: What the hell?
Steelix: I just tried to comment on Jshei's blog and I got an error message and a bunch of porn sites and German
****.
andcarne: haha
Catfish_Man: awesome
Steelix: What kind of
****ing error message is that?
andcarne: A good one?
andcarne: Sounds like quite a
****ing error message...
Steelix: ...
Steelix: german-sex-bondage.net!?!?!
andcarne: Yay!
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hawk: You people ought to submit more of my quotes to the archive
hawk: after all, I am a comedic genius.
hawk: and with that, iSleep
*** Signoff: hawk (Quit: This hawk has flown the coop.)
altair: hrm
altair: if anyone would care to say something amusing to make that quoteworthy, now's your chance
Anatole: uh
Anatole: life sucks
Anatole: gay people are freaks
Anatole: heil hitler
Anatole: :P
altair: eh, close enough
<champ> my parents had a taser... I never really had a chance
<Kanerix> My alter ego died
<Ephialtes> of hunger or exhaustion?
<Kanerix> all three
<Ephialtes> ah, the unsaid third... sex deprivation
<Kanerix> indeed
<Khoth> You can die of that? Oh ****
<Kanerix> heh
<fiyin> heh, if that were possible, most people in here would be dead.
<TheSpaceBetween> Vaginator?
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