Random Quotes
Chad: woo hoo installation is 50% complete..
LawnGnome: What're you installing?
forge: One of those little animated girls that strips on your desktop.
*** HollyWoozle (Snak@ACBC4D5D.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #ev3
<Chad> ooh ask and you shall recieve..a $2.99 bullwhip
<pipeline> I'm feeling particularly broke right now.
<pipeline> I'm easy.
<forge> Yeah, you're easy... ;)
<pipeline> ...and stop thinking those thoughts.
<forge> So...doing anything tonight? ;)
<pipeline> Reading the quote archive at the moment
<pipeline> hey! ;)
<pipeline> That's not nice
<pipeline> ...some odd quotes in here
<forge> It could be. ;)
<pipeline> You're not really a pedophile, are you?
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Guapo: when your defense budget is bigger that a lot of countries' GDP, you actually CAN impose crippling sanctions and unilateral attacks
Guapo: fact of life, when your dick is bigger than theirs, you can piss wherever you like
nemo: true, but it doesn't mean you should at every possible opportunity
Guapo: of course, piss too much and the prostate of the people's voice will swell up and make it hard to piss
nufan: Guapo: Yes you can, but you should expect retaliation.
Guapo: i really need to stop talking politics after internal medicine class
nemo: that's a horrible analogy
Guapo: yeah, i noticed
<forge> A year can mean a lot or a little to different people.
<forge> For example, I'd love to push the reset button on this year.
<Jimbob> I grew 6 inches in a year once
<forge> Erections don't count.
// I pity da foos that try to have normal conversations in #ev3
Flatty: man, it's really
****ing hot out.
Pikeman: indeed
PyroQuake is away, I am AWAY, you are another WAY
ShadeOBlue: I'd like to be
****ing someone hot too
Flatty: you will never escape, PQ.
Pikeman: heh
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shayborg likes avoiding flames
shayborg just watches quietly
oasa: i can see your point of view, shayon
oasa: but I find it very amusing to flame people
shayborg too
shayborg: but only if it's htjyang
shayborg: :)
oasa: heh
Flatty: I dig it, shay. I guess i"m more of a confrontalationalist....ism. heh... I wonder what the correct word is... :)
oasa: flatty: *******
Flatty: oh, right.
Flatty: :)
<Ned> my penis is HUGE
<Ned> said the man in the yellow hat
<Cham> Ned's curious?
<rookie> i think my childhood just got 34'd with text
<Ned> :D
<Cham> hahah
<Sierro> heh
Pikeman: Touch my monkey.
Pikeman: er, w/w
Begemotike produces large baseball bat....
Guapo ducks
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Azdara: I'm off too... Gooodnight, my sweet divine light calling! From the stony steps of freedom to thy heart!
Azdara: As I maaaaaaake uuuuuuup operaaaaaaaa!
Lektor shows Azdara the door
Azdara: and look like a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccck Heaaad!
*** Signoff: Azdara (Quit: Lektor, I wrote that song about you. ;-) )
Lektor: that doesn't mean it doesn't suck
<DesertFox> I do enjoy the fact that karma is no longer, at least for the time being
<DesertFox> karma was just an irritant for me
<hector> was just an irritant for me has neutral karma
<DesertFox> ...
<DesertFox> o.O
<Jshei> funny when she does that
<DesertFox> yes, quite baffling too
<Pikeman> karma I'm a stupid, drooling, moronic infobot who
<hector> i'm a stupid, drooling, moronic infobot who has neutral karma
<Pikeman> Better.
<Jshei> HAHAHHA
<DesertFox> heh
<Pikeman> hector, divine if you're attracted to Holly.
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Signs Point to Yes,' Pikeman
<Pikeman> ooh.
<DY4> heh
<Pikeman> hector, divine if you're attracted to me.
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'NOT,' Pikeman
<Pikeman> ...
**** you, bot.
<Eji> I'm allergic to lobster
* lobster touches Eji
<Eji> i wasn't
<Eji> but then i turned 13
<Eji> funny thing is it's a contact allergy
<Eji> so i'll know where you touched me in a bout 5 seconds when it starts to swell
<lobster> ...
* HollyWoozle touches lobster
<Eji> Did i actually just
****ing say that?
<Ross> buh...
<lobster> hahaha
<Pikeman> ....
--- Eji is now known as Captain_Phail
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Sproonman> cock is yummy.
<Sproonman> Did I just say that?
<Sproonman> egas.
<HollyWoozle> but you're not wrong
_pipeline: Does the actress have immense gravity defying breats?
skyblade hopes so.
moki: hi pipe
_pipeline: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
_pipeline: ugh
_pipeline: hi boss.
(taking things out of context is fun....)
<Lenore> scythe take eeeit!
<scythe> i can't remember how!
<Lenore> O.o
Pikeman: there's always time for sex.
Pikeman: er
Pikeman: w/w
HollyWoozle: hehehe
Guapo: Pike: is that why you're always busy?
Pikeman: I'll get back to you on that
shayborg: I'll be back, don't worry!
Anatole: That's what I'm worrying about, shay
Floozy: I am going to eat summin, and then go to bed :D
Oscar: floozy: sounds like a plan
***: Lek is now known as summin
summin: Yay!
* summin gets ready
Floozy: ...
Jon: ...
ThePixelGuru: heh
Jon: Lek++
Divals: ... indeed.
Jon: Nice try
ThePixelGuru: Lek++
* Floozy puts summin in the microwave on high, for 30 minutes
scythe: I wasn't aware you had a website, Eric.
<Ephialtes> mrxak, may I borrow ops for a sex?
<Ephialtes> *SEC
<Zach> haha
<nufan> BAHAHAHA
<Ephialtes> yaya :)
<mrxak> HAHA!!!
<Ephialtes> Mark.. I MEANT SEX
<nufan> That, my friend, is a quote
<Ephialtes> *SEC SEC SEC
<Ephialtes> damn you
<Zach> Eph, you failed.
<mrxak> I'm happy with my ops where they are
<nufan> Failed massively.
<Ephialtes> I fail a lot
<mrxak> so...
<Gildor> Hey... Hannah
* Gildor has found something for ye here
<Gildor>
http://ceredwyn.deviantart.com/
<Eric> Floozy's be inactive for 40 minutes.
<Gildor> Eric: so?
<Eric> ...meaning that I don't think she's around to read that. :P
<Floozy> hehe
<Floozy> :p
<Eric> hrm.
<Eric>
**** you, Floozy. :P
* Gildor ^5's Hannah
* scythe hands fiyin a strap-on
<Floozy> haha
<Floozy> he dont need one
<Floozy> can I have it?
<fiyin> Wow. I'm blushing now.
Charybdis: my life < akula's life
Charybdis: oops
Charybdis: DAMN
_pipeline: ATMOS Software: Blorting the Hunf of Humanity since 1999.
Gildor: hrm
Gildor realises something
Gildor: Overtiredness, unexpected cravings, weight gain, mood swings...
Gildor: ****, I'm pregnant!!!
* Pikeman reads over a list of police codes
<antihero> why?
<Pikeman> Why not?
<Pikeman>
http://www.keller.com/dan/SFPD/SFPoliceComplaintCodes.html
<Pikeman> So that's what you use at work?
<antihero> yup
<Pikeman> Heh, next time Gunsh comes on, and I'm going to yell ‘811-1337’
<Pikeman> (intoxicated person on the internet)
<antihero> you use 811 to say "he's drunk as a
****ing skunk" over the radio
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* CapnZarvox looks at a photo of a really hot chick
<LiquidSkin> i misssed somethn
* CapnZarvox drools
<kaion> CapnZarvox you have it on your comp?
<CapnZarvox> yeah
<LiquidSkin> hey!
<kaion> Show me, let me rate...heheh
<scythe> omg cn i c lol?!1/1
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<scythe> ..
<scythe> AAAUUGHHHH!!!
<CapnZarvox> how do i show you?
<scythe> NOO!
* Gildor is -not- impressed, CZ
