#ev3 Quote Archive

* naph pees on erik's modem
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<xtal> i like going to nudist venues and figuring out what demographics tend to be circumsized
<Oscar> no you don't
<xtal> well, no.

<lily> hay #ev3
<lily> what's a good way to separate frozen hamburger patties
<Pikeman> Scimitar.
<lily> i guess if you have really good aim
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* matt opens his mouth and shoots it at Pike
<matt> !!!!!!
<matt> NO

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<Ned> I'm so wasted...
<Ned> on love!
<Ned> or was that, I'm so high.. on life
<Ned> or maybe...
* Ned holds up a picture of a flux capacitor
<Ned> I slipped on some doo doo in the bathroom and hit my head
<Ned> when I came to I drew this
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<Pikeman> The Amazing Ned, everyone.
* Hamster applauds

<Gunsh> we should get durnk
<Gunsh> i like getting drunl

<rudy> i am going to win an apple design award next year for my self help assisted suicide app
<Huw> You could continue your career with an abortion app.
<Pikeman> iHang, then iHanger

<Felicia> i wish i could set process priority for handbrake
<Felicia> it's making itunes/audio hijack skip horribly
<Guapo> um, what?
<Felicia> well guapo
<Felicia> i have a program that is using all spare CPU power
<Felicia> and it's making itunes skip
<Felicia> if i could set the program to have lower CPU priority, that wouldn't happen
<Guapo> i think they had a star trek episode like this
<Felicia> haha
<Guapo> well, substitute warp drive for itunes and we're pretty much there
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<xtal> hmm
<xtal> gazza's looking pretty
<xtal> like, if she had a real vagina, i'd do her.
<xtal> probably not, but at least it illustrates the point
<Sproonman> O_o
<xtal> one of the better looking transgendered men-turned-women i've seen is what i'm trying to get at.
<Sproonman> You're weird, xtal
<xtal> lol butts

<Oscar> here's the problem sierro
<Oscar> you made us all sexually aware and then we all went and found real women
<Oscar> er
<Oscar> *holly
<Oscar> hrm
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Sierro> um...

<xtal> so, this girl, we have like every damn thing in common and she still won't sleep with me

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* Jesus blesses #ev3
* Sproonman nails Jesus back where he belongs.
<Pikeman> ...is that a euphemism for crucifixion or anal sex?
<Jesus> or both?
<Ithin> only in #ev3 could it be both
<Pikeman> And that's why we're all here.
<Ithin> exactly

<`naph> if you were to find out you were going to live forever
<`naph> what'd be the first thing you'd do?
<lobster> sigh
<Anon_> same as I'd ever do
<`naph> i'd run off and learn every language i could
<Anon_> I would make no special plans
<`naph> figure that should take about 200 years
<`naph> because then in a few thousand years when they're trying to decode some tablets and ****
<`naph> i could go "oh, thats american, its a crazy misuse of the english language that existed for about 300 years, then they all got fat and died"
<lobster> hahaha
<Ithin> hahaha

<Eji> I have a girlfriend.  Its a good relationship.  I'm very happy about it.  Nonetheless we still fight.  It's nice to see things like this and think, damn i'm lucky
<Eji> #
<Eji> # She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.
<Eji> ....
<Dy4> ...

<AradaPilot> i had the best angry sex a couple weeks ago
<AradaPilot> with the hottest girl ive ever met
<AradaPilot> but the angry got too much
<AradaPilot> so
<AradaPilot> no more
<AradaPilot> angry in bed=good
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<AradaPilot> angry all the time=bad
<Pikeman> What a perfectly-timed join.
<antihero> yes
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<xtal> i was rooting around for the accessories for this old olympus OM-1 camera and
<xtal> i saw my mom's vibrator, i am now scarred for life
<Eji> xtal discovered xtalmomsrod
<Eji> how ironically fitting

  <Sierro> I haven't been drunk since I left BC
  <lobf> por que no, sierro?
  <Sierro> I got hammered my last night there, went back to my friend's place, slept for like four hours then got in my car and drove off
  <Sierro> lobf: no one here to drink with
  <Pikeman> That doesn't stop a true alcoholic.
  <lobf> that never stopped me
  <lobf> ...
  <Sierro> haha
  <Pikeman> ...

  <lobf> stretching, sierro
  <lobf> :P
  <Pikeman> Stretching more than goatse.
  <Sierro> lol goatse
  <lobf> never seen goatse
  <Pikeman> Impossible.
  <Zeph> you've seen it
  <Sierro> what!?
  <Zeph> you probably just don't remember
  <Pikeman> You've been on the internet for years.
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* MeowxGuy (~meowx.com@68-115-33-250.dhcp.mdsn.wi.charter.com) has joined #ev3
<Sierro> meowx
<MeowxGuy> when I see your name I always picture a large happy mexican in a sombrero gayly typing away at his computer, whilst a mariachi band plays "la cucuracha" in the background. set to bright colors and festive maracas.
<Sierro> how did you know
<MeowxGuy> you left your webcam on again
<Sierro> so I did

<antihero> hrm
<antihero> my horoscope for the week says
<antihero> "Please let me pull my pants up," Dexter pleaded, according to a witness' sworn testimony.
<antihero> "Don't move!" the officer yelled.
<antihero> But Dexter, 27, reached to pull up his pants, witnesses said. The officer fired four shots into Dexter's back and head, killing him.

<Sierro> he told me he was from canberra, and I mentioned that I knew it was the capital, and he launched into this diatribe about how everyone thought sydney was the capital, and then I asked him if he knew what the capital of canada was, and he was like "toronto?"

<antihero> "Teachers using red pen to mark students' work could be harming their psyche as the color is too aggressive, according to education strategies drafted by an Australian state government."
<antihero> dude
<antihero> do you australians **** everything up?
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<moki> Let me tell you something I found out after having kids
<moki> Women are all liars.
<antihero> you wish you had more coat hangers?
<moki> Every single one of them.
<Martel> heh
<moki> "Oh, it's too big" or "Oh, it hurts" -- yah, right.  My ass you little liar
<moki> She coulda passed a Toyota through that damn thing.

<Ned> so
<Ned> huwr
<Ned> wanna make out?
<neoice> no.
<neoice> wanna get high?
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<huwr> wanna make out now?
<Ned> meh
<Ned> the moment is gone
<huwr> MEH
<huwr> I'll never find another love!
* huwr buys Ned flowers.

<rudy_> nova goes GM tomorrow if i have to kill you all in the process
<Ross> rudy_: can I have support for 1024x1024 planet graphics?
<rudy_> ross is first.

<TwoJacks> I want to hear everything backwards.
<TwoJacks> On comand.
<TwoJacks> +m
<Pikeman> +m?
<Pikeman> Okay.
* Pikeman sets mode +m #ev3
* champ is now known as JESUSDEMANDSASAYINTHINGS
* JESUSDEMANDSASAYINTHINGS is now known as plz
<Pikeman> Well in that case.
* plz is now known as kthx
* Pikeman sets mode -m #ev3
* kthx is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> I hope Bill Nye burns in a hell where the laws of physics don't apply
<Pikeman> ...I fear a quote.

<Razzle> I got pulled over once, got out of the car, and the cop said in his speakerphone from the car, "Sir, get back in the vehicle", so I said, "bitch, YOU get back in the vehicle!" and he was all, "I AM in the vehicle", then I was all, "oh."
<Razzle> So I got a ticket.

<Pikeman> Let me put it this way
<Pikeman> even most people who have been active board members for years who WERE in the beta aren't going to get new mod spots
<Pikeman> so don't hold your breath
<Ben> try sleeping with magnus
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<Pikeman> that works too
<xtal> sure does
* Pikeman snickers.

<Ragashingo> Someone get a picture of this hologram thing... I want to see it
<cia_man> how about a video?
<hector> i heard a video was full of win
<cia_man> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thOxW19vsTg
<Pikeman> Heh
<antihero> already?
<Pikeman> I'd shoot her body at several different angles
<Ragashingo> heh
<nufan> Indiana is still stupidly close
<antihero> holy ****
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