#ev3 Quote Archive

<antihero> hrm
<antihero> my horoscope for the week says
<antihero> "Please let me pull my pants up," Dexter pleaded, according to a witness' sworn testimony.
<antihero> "Don't move!" the officer yelled.
<antihero> But Dexter, 27, reached to pull up his pants, witnesses said. The officer fired four shots into Dexter's back and head, killing him.

<Sierro> he told me he was from canberra, and I mentioned that I knew it was the capital, and he launched into this diatribe about how everyone thought sydney was the capital, and then I asked him if he knew what the capital of canada was, and he was like "toronto?"

<antihero> "Teachers using red pen to mark students' work could be harming their psyche as the color is too aggressive, according to education strategies drafted by an Australian state government."
<antihero> dude
<antihero> do you australians **** everything up?
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<Pikeman> ...

<moki> Let me tell you something I found out after having kids
<moki> Women are all liars.
<antihero> you wish you had more coat hangers?
<moki> Every single one of them.
<Martel> heh
<moki> "Oh, it's too big" or "Oh, it hurts" -- yah, right.  My ass you little liar
<moki> She coulda passed a Toyota through that damn thing.

<Ned> so
<Ned> huwr
<Ned> wanna make out?
<neoice> no.
<neoice> wanna get high?
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<huwr> wanna make out now?
<Ned> meh
<Ned> the moment is gone
<huwr> MEH
<huwr> I'll never find another love!
* huwr buys Ned flowers.

<rudy_> nova goes GM tomorrow if i have to kill you all in the process
<Ross> rudy_: can I have support for 1024x1024 planet graphics?
<rudy_> ross is first.

<TwoJacks> I want to hear everything backwards.
<TwoJacks> On comand.
<TwoJacks> +m
<Pikeman> +m?
<Pikeman> Okay.
* Pikeman sets mode +m #ev3
* champ is now known as JESUSDEMANDSASAYINTHINGS
* JESUSDEMANDSASAYINTHINGS is now known as plz
<Pikeman> Well in that case.
* plz is now known as kthx
* Pikeman sets mode -m #ev3
* kthx is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> I hope Bill Nye burns in a hell where the laws of physics don't apply
<Pikeman> ...I fear a quote.

<Razzle> I got pulled over once, got out of the car, and the cop said in his speakerphone from the car, "Sir, get back in the vehicle", so I said, "bitch, YOU get back in the vehicle!" and he was all, "I AM in the vehicle", then I was all, "oh."
<Razzle> So I got a ticket.

<Pikeman> Let me put it this way
<Pikeman> even most people who have been active board members for years who WERE in the beta aren't going to get new mod spots
<Pikeman> so don't hold your breath
<Ben> try sleeping with magnus
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<Pikeman> that works too
<xtal> sure does
* Pikeman snickers.

<Ragashingo> Someone get a picture of this hologram thing... I want to see it
<cia_man> how about a video?
<hector> i heard a video was full of win
<cia_man> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thOxW19vsTg
<Pikeman> Heh
<antihero> already?
<Pikeman> I'd shoot her body at several different angles
<Ragashingo> heh
<nufan> Indiana is still stupidly close
<antihero> holy ****
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<JoeBlob> so I'm debating having the main character either shoot himself through the mouth or stab his femoral artery
<JoeBlob> the thing is, it's an allegory
<Pikeman> Have him stab himself with an allegator, then.
<Pikeman> That'll be alle-gory enough!!!
<Pikeman> HAHAHAH GET IT
<JoeBlob> I love you
<Pikeman> amirite
<Pikeman> <3
* JoeBlob gives a bear hug to pikeman
<antihero> what are you, gay?
<JoeBlob> I am for pikeman
<champ> aren't we all?
<Pikeman> ...you are now.
* Pikeman cleans up.
<antihero> ...

Eji hector, divine if anti will fail his interview
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
hector Eji: it says 'Signs point to yes.'
antihero ****
Ned ....
Ned wow
adam hector, divine if anti will fail his interview
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
hector adam: it says 'Yes definitely.'
adam ...?
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antihero **** you eji
antihero answer me
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Eji hmm
Eji sucks to be anti
Eji his timing is wrong
Pikeman ...among other things.
Eji such as?
Eji im deffering to your personal experience in this matter
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Eji anti
Eji you return
Eji we were discussing your unfortunate timing
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Eji and by discussing i mean pikeman threw in an ambigeious and useless line and ....damn i hate this place
naph like leaving when eji is making a point
naph :D

<Ned> Tucson AZ, 85737
<Ned> AF Afghanistan
<Ned> WTF
<Ned> no
<Ned> I don't live in Afghanistan
<Ned> ****ing order
<Ned> hmm
<Ned> it shouldn't matter since I paid with google checkout
<Ned> and they have my correct info
<Ned> and the shipping address is correct
<Ned> but I dunno.. the Ned Scott in Afghanistan might be pretty pissed at this

<neoice> did this suddenly become #4chan or something?
<antihero> wat

     Cippy: ****, i don't know what time my roommate is going to be at school tomorrow
     Cippy: and my girlfriend and i kinda need my room to express how much we missed each other...
    Sierro: lame
     mrxak: just do it in the common room
    scythe: oh man you guys are gonna play backgammon right
    scythe: I LOVE THAT ****
     Cippy: yeah man
    scythe: i'm all
    scythe: baby
    scythe: let's get 'gammon
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<Hamster> codka is nasty
<Hamster> coday
<Hamster> voka
<Hamster> vodak
<Hamster> **** it
<Sierro> vodka?
<Hamster> yaeh

Mispeled: hector, sex is <reply>sex should never be used as a verb
    hector: ...but sex is AWESOME...

<Mispeled> pop music has become elitist
<Dy4> not really
<Mispeled> sure
<Dy4> name one elitist pop band.
<Mispeled> well, I'm thinking like
<Dy4> that's not a band.
<Mispeled> I listen to indie bands, but I'm not uptight enough to not listen to Nickelback when I feel like it
<Mispeled> that kind of attitude, you know?
<Sierro> it's not an elitist thiing
<Dy4> That's not elitist.
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<Zam> One - Metallica
<Pikeman> Doing It Wrong - You Are
<Zam> Itunes disagrees
<Sierro> I've heard of One
<Sierro> good band
<Sierro> Metallica isn't one of their best songs though
<Pikeman> Sierro++
<Sierro> I prefer their song "U2"
<Pikeman> Heh.
<JoeBlob> haha
<JoeBlob> win

<lobf> nonsense
<lobf> drinnking can't hurt]

Cippy: Mispeled: Seen my penis?
Mispeled: Bugger all, i dunno...
antihero: mispeled is the seen server?
Mispeled: sorry...
Cippy: mispeled, weapon
Mispeled: ****, what was it again?
Mispeled: oh yeah
***Mispeled shoves a dildo up Cippy's ass while giving him oral sex with his beak
Mispeled: right?
Dy4: Mispeled, metar kcbs
Cippy: you have a beak?
Mispeled: or something
hector: mispeled lost his tampons.

<ShuRugal> ok dy4, you are going to have to help me on this, how would i go about streaming to someone a video i am watching/playing on my end?
<Oscar> videolan.org
<ShuRugal> say, if i have a DVD i am watching, and i want someone on the other end of the line to watch it with me?
<Dy4> Yeah.
<Dy4> apple has a free quicktime streaming server, too.
<Oscar> you can't do it with a DVD unless your internet is stupidly fast
<Dy4> It's not as great as what vlc can offer.
<ShuRugal> well, theoretically one could jsut turn down the display rate, no?
<Oscar> the....whu?
<ShuRugal> erm
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<lobf> anyone here know anything about clutches?
<Eji> its when you hold onto someone REALLLL tight
<Eji> becase you're so alone.  so very very alone
* Eji clutches lobf
<lobf> or that finnicky third pedal
<Eji> well technically the clutch is usually the fluid filled wheel that helps you shift
<Eji> and that's just the pedal to operate it
<lobf> yes
<lobf> okay
<lobf> ****er
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<Mispeled> I will never understand why people hate Breakfast at Tiffany's (the song)
<Mispeled> it's just so awesome
<Mispeled> then again, I feel the same way about MmmBop
<Dy4> ...
<Dy4> It's people like you that natural selection should have taken care of already.

<mikee> is your mom married, pikeman?
<Pikeman> I see what you did there, mikee
<Pikeman> I'M ON TO YOU
<Pikeman> You will NOT become my father
<mikee> *hugs* :)
<Pikeman> AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO
<mikee> I want you to move back home with your mother and I
<mikee> so we can be a family again
* Pikeman has a mild seizure at the very thought.
<Ithin> I suggest you take a picture of it and post it in the "Pikeman conveys an emotion" topic
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  <Sierro> why am I so happy
  <lobf> women are paying attention to you
  <Sierro> oh yeah
  <Sierro> it's about ****ing time
  <Alastair> amusing pun

<champ> MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES TO THE GAY COMMUNITY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO COMPARE YOU TO PUNK TORRENT WEBSITES

<antihero> wow
<antihero> they have hemorrhoid surgery on youtube
<nufan> You need a life, stat