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Pringlis: je suis desolé wiseguy :D
Sarcas: pourqoui est-ce que tout le monde veut parler le francais ici?
Sarcas: ou n'est-ce que mon impression?
Gildor: ehm
wiseguy3: speak english you fool.
OctoberF: Hey, RiotGun! We were just talking about you!
RiotGun: that's nice
RiotGun: glad to know this channel is degrading
<champ> anyway, time to go drink tea, read a book and relax
<TwoJacks> you can call masturbating whatever yo want champ
<@xtal> but tea contains caffeine
<TwoJacks> I call it jackin' the beanstock
<TwoJacks> But we all know what we're really doing
<champ> heh
<@xtal> one does not simply relax after drinking tea
<champ> I do
<TwoJacks> caffine rarely works well on me
<TwoJacks> Probably because of my mass
<champ> well, I'm drinking tea without caffeine
<champ> ...ive dong?
<Oscar> **** YES
<TwoJacks> why thank you
<xtal> when you say the prius makes you feel like you have no penis, and the soul makes you want to shoot yourself, which is worse
<Sproonman> Prius
<xtal> k.
<TwoJacks> Sup Kath
<Kathryn> not much just got out of the shower thinking of playing with capt
<TwoJacks> hawt
<Kathryn> yeah you know it
<champ> he finds a lack of punctuation a turn on? :P
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<TwoJacks> Some people just look better fresh out of the shower
<champ> I know Raga does
<champ> damn, bad timing
<Ragashingo> Indeed.
<Kathryn> ya its" ded sxy
<champ> or maybe... awesome timing
<Ragashingo> :)
<TwoJacks> Hahaha awesome
<Kathryn> untill you had unpuncuated sex you wouldnt know
< mikee> would you rather be pentrated by capt kirk or
capt picard?
< lobster> Man, that's a "hard one"
< lobster> Picard
< mikee> heh
< mikee> "engage"!
< champ> almost as bad as the decision on whether to
kill you or not for that joke
< lobster> hahaha
< champ> oh wait, no it isn't
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<huwr> Listen, I think my girlfriend deleted all my emails to and from my ex girlfriend.
<huwr> It's weird.
<huwr> What do you do in that situtation?
<Si> be straight with her
<Si> ask her if she did
<Si> if she did she will probably give you a reason
<Si> but before any of that
<Si> does she know you still speak to your ex
<huwr> It's there in the back-up.
<huwr> I can't believe it.
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Fluffy: Matt, turn your head slightly more to your right, open your mouth slightly, and close your eyes
Fluffy: Oh, and sweat some more
rooster: disgusting
<Oscar> there are many salems
<Eji> Yes but theres something unique about salem utah
<Eji> like the fact you could easily film one of those horror movies there where the community is just perfect and then you find out every week at midnight they eat a small child
<huwr> Population control.
<huwr> It's not murder.
<huwr> It's post-birth abortion.
<James> according to sloganizer, people have been having sex since 1845
<mindule> no way
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<zambezi> [scythe] **** it hard!
<DestroyerE> summon
* forge thinks Holly should punish him. ;)
<HollyWoozle> even more so than usual?
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Ned: steelix! thank god it's you! champ's hurt, he's bleeding pretty badly, and no one knows CPR
Steelix: Okay!
* Steelix pulls out his gun.
* Steelix shoots champ.
Steelix: He's out of his misery now.
Ned: that's not suposed to happen..
Steelix: Oh, did you expect me to perform CPR?
<lobf> look at the name of this...
<lobf> Dr. Steve Belinsky "Aberrant Promoter Hypermethylation of the Death-Associated Protein Kinase Gene is Early and Frequent in Murine Lung Tumors Induced by Cigarette Smoke and Tobacco Carcinogens" Cancer Research 64, 38443848, June 1, 2004 "
<Si> proving once and for all that geeks can find EVERYTHING on the interweb
<lobf> ya...
<Si> google is our bible, slashdot our church and blogger our confessional
LekLaptop makes a cup of coffee
Jam is glad to know that
LekLaptop: Good
LekLaptop: I'm glad that you're glad
LekLaptop: But the question is
LekLaptop: Are you glad, that i'm glad, that you're glad?
LekLaptop: because if you are
LekLaptop: I'm glad, that you're glad, that i'm glad about you being glad
LekLaptop: But the question is
Jam: and if i'm not?
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nemo: so to remove X11 and the SDK, what do I need to do?
WhiteFire: nemo, use the installers on the cd.
nemo: I'm not seeing an uninstall button in the SDK installer
WhiteFire: hrm...
WhiteFire: then do the X11 one.
nemo: okay
WhiteFire: (This is why OS X needs good package management, fiyin.)
fiyin: I've got all the package management I need right here.
fiyin grabs his package
kirk: ......
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*** Pikeman is now known as Fox_News
Fox_News: SEX SEX SEX SEX Violence SEX SEX SEX Crude Humor SEX SEX SEX SEX Fluff Piece SEX SEX SEX SEX Baseless Opinions SEX SEX SEX Plastic Reporters SEX SEX SEX SEX Money Money Gimmie Gimmie SEX SEX SEX SEX BUSH SUCKS SEX
*** Fox_News is now known as Pikeman
Ben: woohoo!
<Tru7h> heyyl
<Tru7h> hello
<Tru7h> im infected
<Tru7h> I have a terrible case of Gazza's disease
--- Naphtali is now known as Loki
--- Loki is now known as Naphtali
<Naphtali> bastard inet cable
* Tru7h attacks Naphs inet cable with a chainsaw
<scythe> Gazza's disease? Is it contegiuhs?
<scythe> ...
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*** Soy (soyman5000@adsl-63-206-89-204.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined channel #ev3
LawnGnome: Soy! Thank god.
Soy: indeed
*** Jericon is now known as God
God: You're welcome, LawnGnome
*** God is now known as Jericon
Soy: JESUS!
Soy: ...
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<xtal> AirPort extreme, no less.
<mindule> You won't even know I'm here...
<hector> xtal: That doesn't look right. Try 'airport code for CITY' or 'airport name for CODE' instead.
<mindule> HEH!
<xtal> ****bot
<xtal> is ambrosiasw.com presently offline?
<AEther> No.
<xtal> hm
<xtal> I cannot seem to connect to it.
<BattleDoctor> I think perhaps you just suck at the internet.
<AEther> Or God hates you.
<BattleDoctor> Or both.
<AEther> You're not a fig, are you xtal?
<xtal> no, BD, that's emu. and he peers out.
<AEther> Heh.
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Pring ponders going for papers wearing his cowboy hat
Guapo: pring: don't forget the kilt
Guapo: kilts and cowboy hats go GREAT together :)
Gildor: OMGWTF FAGHORT!!!
Gildor: :p
Gildor: Mark: this a fantasy of yours?
Guapo: nope
Gildor: Damn
Gildor: Er...
Guapo: it's just something i want Dubya to wear on live TV...just once
Pikeman: she's an oft-suppresed whore
Pikeman: I mean fame whore
Guapo: true
Guapo: bit like Eric, but sexier :)
Pikeman: MUCH sexier.
Pikeman: Eric doesn't have titties like that.
zombat: poor mr. rodgers
Odysseus: aye :(
zombat: :
zombat: On a brighter note, I can circular breathe
Pikeman sticks his ass in zombat's face
Pikeman: Can you circular breate now?
zombat: in theory
zombat: if you can circular fart
Pikeman: Well done.
zombat bows
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<kinescope> Simon: normally I wouldn't say this, but -please- go wank
Soy: is it safe to leave your computer running all night?
Soy: it didn't even fall asleep :
Oscar: if you have a really old monitor it might burn in
Oscar: screensavers are just for looking pretty nowadays
Soy: yeah
Guapo: soy: your screen is screwed
Soy: hey ladies man
Guapo: any instant now it's going to blow up
Soy: aah!
Guapo: and play "It's a small world!"
Guapo: and "MACARENA"
Soy: THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
Guapo: pictures of Democratic Presidential contenders will march across your screen!
Guapo: THAT is the price of LEAVING YOUR COMPUTER ON!
Soy: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
DeadBeat: hmmm i would if i could
DeadBeat: but i'd rather play ghost recon...
BattleDoct: I should, if I could
BattleDoct: And I would, if I should.
DeadBeat: Could would you should?
BattleDoct: I would like to think so, DeadBeat.
BattleDoct: If only I could.
DeadBeat: If only could i?
DeadBeat: I could but i won't
BattleDoct: Should I?
DeadBeat: I should?
BattleDoct: I wouldn't.
SoySauce: I see
Pikeman: You're just too damn l33t for the room, Soy.
SoySauce: you konw it
Pikeman: Unfortunately.
SoySauce: I'm even too l33t for my speeling
SoySauce: just like I'm too sexy for my shirt
Pikeman: I see taht.
SoySauce: inded
parry ph33rs
Pikeman: As well you.... wait... I'm not Akula...
SoySauce: hehe
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<max> Holly + kine = mass cuddles
<Pikeman> ass cuddles, eh?
<Pikeman> er...
<Pikeman> *mass
<max> heh
<Pikeman> oh my, I should be shot for that typo
<mikeeJ> ass cuddles aren't bad either