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  Slug1337: All sorts of odd behavior.....
  Slug1337: with everyone drunk...
  Slug1337: Alright, who threw the yellow snowball?!
   guywise: Ugh! And the aftertaste!
           Gildor has changed the topic to "<bolrets> I love to blow people off"
  bolrets: hehe
CaptnOrne: heh
    zhouj: heh
   Sheppo: heh
  bolrets: ugh!
  bolrets: stop hehing
   Gildor: heh
  bolrets: it the most pointless word
   Sheppo: heh

ColdF: If you accidentally pass gas at a posh country-club golf course, look around bug-eyed and loudly exclaim, "Did somebody step on a duck?"

Chamrin: "Karma: divine "
         * wiseguy shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
wiseguy: It says 'Bugger Off,' Chamrin
<Chadwick_the_Pir> boo random disconnects
<-- Chadwick_the_Pir has quit (Client Quit)
<-- ScarletSwordfish (~Rob@67.77.31.9) has left #ev3 (No blue hair!)
<-- Chad has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<Steelix> Finally figured out who this chick on MSN is.
<Steelix> She seems totally into me, and until just before, I didn't even know her name.
<Si> she's a man
<Steelix> I knew her name, but I didn't know who it was I was speaking to.
<Steelix> As it turns out, Sarah is a pretty attractive girl who catches the bus with me.
<Oscar> si, ha.
<Steelix> I'd hit it.
<Steelix> Two times.
<Oscar> with a stick?
<Si> like the fist of an angry god?
<Steelix> Three if she wears those fishnet stockings.
<Ephialtes> being gay is wrong?
<lobster> yes
<mikee> YES!!!
<LawnGnome> Your dad is a kiwi?
<scythe> Your Dad is Gordon?
<Gordon> scythe: Ja
<Gordon> Wait...
  Floozy: I didnt draw blood on pike
  Floozy: he's delicate :p
   Guapo: oh good
  Floozy: hehe
   Guapo: go down floozy
   forge: !
  Floozy: !
   Guapo: to the promised land...
   forge: !
  Floozy: BAD
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// the actual context was even worse...


<lordscythe> Gildor: do you want bootay? just use some X-Treme liquid, and the ho's will be at yo side like that *snap*
       <Tiy> But that's just me
Tru7h: I need to see some sexy women
*** Varter (varter@122.206.252.64.snet.net) has joined channel #ev3
* SoyWoozle puts on some bass-heavy techno and begins to breakdance
HollyWoozle has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
SoyWoozle: ..it's not THAT bad
  Guapo: tell them to join #ev3
   xtal: lock the door to your room.
  Guapo: they will come to the dork side :)
  Guapo: er, dark*
            Begemotike produces large baseball bat....
            Guapo ducks
*** Obormot (Obormot@pool-151-204-111-77.ny325.east.verizon.net) has joined #ev3
* rooster opens the Rooster's Village signup line
<rooster> step right up
<scope> ::cricket::
<scope> ::cricket::
             Anatole rips shayborg a new asshole
             Anatole rips shayborg another asshole
      Gunsh: Charming
    Anatole: Go on, and be merry, Thou Vile Three-Anused beast!
   shayborg: ahh, thanks

oasa: Washington (AP)--The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance:
      oasa: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
CptTripps: Who needs viagra?
ShadeOBlue: I'll say
      Cone: Bob Dole
    hector: i heard Bob Dole was freaky
CptTripps: Nah, he just needs a good blowjob now and then.
ShadeOBlue: I'm still waiting for some anti-Viagra, that's what I need
frandall: ...although I knew someone who could suck himself off
* Pring is away to bed
Pring: cya guys later
* Anon hurridely turns /DCC on
Typhoon: we really didn't need to hear that
Pring: apparently one in 10 men can autofellate
frandall: ...he made the mistake of showing someone
frandall: nev er saw him much after that
frandall: ...he was a flexible bugger though ;)
Pring: i always wanted to know what people think when sucking themselvesoff
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         Gildor blows his trumpet
  ElGuapo7: that's sick

            ShadeBlue wonders if anybody has ever had sex while their IRC program was open...
     Talos: heh
     Talos: you planning something?
ShadeBlue: oh wait, an #ev3'er having sex, what was I thinking?
ShadeBlue: ;)
ShadeBlue: Talos, well, it might be interesting :)
     Talos: you just shot yourself in the foot :)
     Talos: nah
ShadeBlue: but note the wink
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     Gunsh: karma God
    hector: God has neutral karma
     tarth: karma forge
    hector: forge has karma of 11

Flatty: blah to Am Football.
scope: i've never broken a bone
Flatty: the real injuries occur in the household... upon running into doors and tripping over couches.... at least for me, that is.
scope: lol
Flatty: scope -- you haven't??? oh, boy, you haven't lived yet!

    mikeeJ: oasa. why is mouse stupid?
   Pikeman: genetics
    ** In 2001 A.D.
    ** Spam Was Beginning
Secret Chimp: What happen?
October Fost: Someone set up us the spam
  Jormungand: We get email.
Secret Chimp: What!
  Jormungand: Main screen turn on.
Secret Chimp: It's you?!
       foo12: How are you gentlemen!!
       foo12: All your karma points are belong to us.
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   Gildor: hector, divine whether there's an echo in here
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'In your dreams,' Gildor
  Lobster: it looks like there is an echo to me
     Anon: Augh! we're all products of Gildor's dream!
   Gildor: anon: that isnt a pleasant thought....
  Lobster: hector, lob is a homeless bastard without a reason
  Lobster: all of which is a lie.
  Lobster: :)...

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*** C_S is now known as hot_chick
hot_chick: Wow deadboy! you're huge!
<ShadeBlue> the tip of my vac is metal.. :/
     <oasa> hm
     <oasa> keep it a safe distance away
<ShadeBlue> I wasn't planning on getting closer than 4 inches or so
     <oasa> or cover it in rubber or something
<Synchrone> where would he get rubber from?
     <oasa> a rubber glove
<Synchrone> Oh, never mind
     <oasa> or a condom
     <Yoda> cut off the tip of a condom and cover it with the rest.
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     yoda: jormungand is a sucky nick.  It's too complicated AND unoriginal (as opposed to mine, which is only unoriginal)

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