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Slug1337: All sorts of odd behavior.....
Slug1337: with everyone drunk...
Slug1337: Alright, who threw the yellow snowball?!
guywise: Ugh! And the aftertaste!
Gildor has changed the topic to "<bolrets> I love to blow people off"
bolrets: hehe
CaptnOrne: heh
zhouj: heh
Sheppo: heh
bolrets: ugh!
bolrets: stop hehing
Gildor: heh
bolrets: it the most pointless word
Sheppo: heh
ColdF: If you accidentally pass gas at a posh country-club golf course, look around bug-eyed and loudly exclaim, "Did somebody step on a duck?"
Chamrin: "Karma: divine "
* wiseguy shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
wiseguy: It says 'Bugger Off,' Chamrin
<Chadwick_the_Pir> boo random disconnects
<-- Chadwick_the_Pir has quit (Client Quit)
<-- ScarletSwordfish (~Rob@67.77.31.9) has left #ev3 (No blue hair!)
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<Steelix> Finally figured out who this chick on MSN is.
<Steelix> She seems totally into me, and until just before, I didn't even know her name.
<Si> she's a man
<Steelix> I knew her name, but I didn't know who it was I was speaking to.
<Steelix> As it turns out, Sarah is a pretty attractive girl who catches the bus with me.
<Oscar> si, ha.
<Steelix> I'd hit it.
<Steelix> Two times.
<Oscar> with a stick?
<Si> like the fist of an angry god?
<Steelix> Three if she wears those fishnet stockings.
<Ephialtes> being gay is wrong?
<lobster> yes
<mikee> YES!!!
<LawnGnome> Your dad is a kiwi?
<scythe> Your Dad is Gordon?
<Gordon> scythe: Ja
<Gordon> Wait...
Floozy: I didnt draw blood on pike
Floozy: he's delicate :p
Guapo: oh good
Floozy: hehe
Guapo: go down floozy
forge: !
Floozy: !
Guapo: to the promised land...
forge: !
Floozy: BAD
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<lordscythe> Gildor: do you want bootay? just use some X-Treme liquid, and the ho's will be at yo side like that *snap*
<Tiy> But that's just me
Tru7h: I need to see some sexy women
*** Varter (varter@122.206.252.64.snet.net) has joined channel #ev3
* SoyWoozle puts on some bass-heavy techno and begins to breakdance
HollyWoozle has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
SoyWoozle: ..it's not THAT bad
Guapo: tell them to join #ev3
xtal: lock the door to your room.
Guapo: they will come to the dork side :)
Guapo: er, dark*
Begemotike produces large baseball bat....
Guapo ducks
*** Obormot (Obormot@pool-151-204-111-77.ny325.east.verizon.net) has joined #ev3
* rooster opens the Rooster's Village signup line
<rooster> step right up
<scope> ::cricket::
<scope> ::cricket::
Anatole rips shayborg a new asshole
Anatole rips shayborg another asshole
Gunsh: Charming
Anatole: Go on, and be merry, Thou Vile Three-Anused beast!
shayborg: ahh, thanks
oasa: Washington (AP)--The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance:
oasa: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
CptTripps: Who needs viagra?
ShadeOBlue: I'll say
Cone: Bob Dole
hector: i heard Bob Dole was freaky
CptTripps: Nah, he just needs a good blowjob now and then.
ShadeOBlue: I'm still waiting for some anti-Viagra, that's what I need
frandall: ...although I knew someone who could suck himself off
* Pring is away to bed
Pring: cya guys later
* Anon hurridely turns /DCC on
Typhoon: we really didn't need to hear that
Pring: apparently one in 10 men can autofellate
frandall: ...he made the mistake of showing someone
frandall: nev er saw him much after that
frandall: ...he was a flexible bugger though ;)
Pring: i always wanted to know what people think when sucking themselvesoff
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Gildor blows his trumpet
ElGuapo7: that's sick
ShadeBlue wonders if anybody has ever had sex while their IRC program was open...
Talos: heh
Talos: you planning something?
ShadeBlue: oh wait, an #ev3'er having sex, what was I thinking?
ShadeBlue: ;)
ShadeBlue: Talos, well, it might be interesting :)
Talos: you just shot yourself in the foot :)
Talos: nah
ShadeBlue: but note the wink
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Gunsh: karma God
hector: God has neutral karma
tarth: karma forge
hector: forge has karma of 11
Flatty: blah to Am Football.
scope: i've never broken a bone
Flatty: the real injuries occur in the household... upon running into doors and tripping over couches.... at least for me, that is.
scope: lol
Flatty: scope -- you haven't??? oh, boy, you haven't lived yet!
mikeeJ: oasa. why is mouse stupid?
Pikeman: genetics
** In 2001 A.D.
** Spam Was Beginning
Secret Chimp: What happen?
October Fost: Someone set up us the spam
Jormungand: We get email.
Secret Chimp: What!
Jormungand: Main screen turn on.
Secret Chimp: It's you?!
foo12: How are you gentlemen!!
foo12: All your karma points are belong to us.
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Gildor: hector, divine whether there's an echo in here
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
hector: It says 'In your dreams,' Gildor
Lobster: it looks like there is an echo to me
Anon: Augh! we're all products of Gildor's dream!
Gildor: anon: that isnt a pleasant thought....
Lobster: hector, lob is a homeless bastard without a reason
Lobster: all of which is a lie.
Lobster: :)...
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*** C_S is now known as hot_chick
hot_chick: Wow deadboy! you're huge!
<ShadeBlue> the tip of my vac is metal.. :/
<oasa> hm
<oasa> keep it a safe distance away
<ShadeBlue> I wasn't planning on getting closer than 4 inches or so
<oasa> or cover it in rubber or something
<Synchrone> where would he get rubber from?
<oasa> a rubber glove
<Synchrone> Oh, never mind
<oasa> or a condom
<Yoda> cut off the tip of a condom and cover it with the rest.
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yoda: jormungand is a sucky nick. It's too complicated AND unoriginal (as opposed to mine, which is only unoriginal)