#ev3 Quote Archive

<Pikeman> LOOK, MY E-PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR E-PENIS

AnkhStarrunner summons the monster of Loch Ness to devour anyone who foolishly tries to misuse the word "ness" again
     pstan: pooness?

SecretChmp: I bring on people when I speak
elodeon: indeed
SecretChmp: I'm like Jesus without all of the crap
elodeon: heh

*** Akula is now known as godess

* basi pouncehuggletickleglompsqueezewufflechewtackles scrunboi

     Guapo: steeler
   Steelix: Guapoer
   Steelix: Sounds like some sort of African snake. The Gua poer.
   Steelix: Or, I'm crazy.
     Guapo: i pick C.
   Steelix: Which is?
     Guapo: crazy.
   Steelix: Thats B.
   Steelix: You're crazy.
   Steelix: I love this monitor right here.
   Steelix: It's actually fixed a problem no-one else can fix all by itself.
     Guapo: like i said, crazy.
   Steelix: Theres nothing wrong with it, because it's always fine on PC's. It's just Macs that **** it up, but not my adaptor, because all macs with all adaptors do it.
   Steelix: You see?
   Steelix: HAHA!
   Steelix: ****, I'm crazy.
     Guapo: told you.

<forge> It's not that I hate you, gazza.  It's that I find your utter lack of understanding of so many things and your inabilities to interact with a bunch of introverted computer nerds to be extremely ****ing annoying.

//How to get rid of annoying people...


*** zambezi sets mode: +o Ben
<Ben> well, good night
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*br.no.cox.net
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*boi.rmci.net
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*jvl.wi.charter.com
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
[*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@67.166.121.*

            Cone imagines Cheney as the first pacemaker-equipped Prez
            SIug barfs
            Cone shrieks
     pstan: eh?

*** C_S was kicked off #ev3 by TomWoozle (Gildor can fight his own battles!)

   Anatole: get andrew in here, we'll ask him...and anyway, what kind of freak sets his nick to the name of his freakin' cat?
     Amory: I'll grant you that one
     Amory: heh
     Amory: oh man, I stink
     Amory: I just smelled myself

           Gildor has changed the topic to "<bolrets> I love to blow people off"
  bolrets: hehe
CaptnOrne: heh
    zhouj: heh
   Sheppo: heh
  bolrets: ugh!
  bolrets: stop hehing
   Gildor: heh
  bolrets: it the most pointless word
   Sheppo: heh

<lobf> nonsense
<lobf> drinnking can't hurt]

Drew: **** mark twain
Lawngnome: seriously **** that guy
Drew: anyone want to give me $34,000 so i can go to college?
forge: Hrm...
Drew: i'd need it anually, by the way
Drew: or anally.
forge: For how much money would you have sex with Mark Twain?

           zambezi walks over to Gildor, leans into him, and engulfs his entire [censored] with her soft lips...gently flicking it with her tongue until he's about to explode...
   Gildor: Ooh baby!
    Tru7h: heh
    Tru7h: Zambezi get away from Jon's ear
    Tru7h: thats just disgusting
    Tru7h: :P
    nufan: Yuk
    nufan: Mummy, what are those two doing?
    Tru7h: shes giving Jon Aural Sex
    Tru7h: not the word Aural
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//Jericon randomly became active.


   Jericon: Lenore!!!
*** Signoff: Lenore (Client closed connection)
   Jericon: *sniff*
   Jericon: Lenore no like Jeri...
PyroQuake: speaking of jesus

<ElGuapo7> I'm going to an ENT today or tomorrow
<hector> Macbeth is good
<Slug> pstan: a cock
<Phoenix155> ENT?
<ElGuapo7> see what he says
<ElGuapo7> Ear-Nose-Throat specialist
<Phoenix155> ah
<Phoenix155> i went to one of those once, when I got my tracheostomy closed
<Phoenix155> seriously
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Gwydion wishes that all the idiots in the world would just suddenly die.
Gwydion: That would be very nice.
FallenStar: Gwy: Why's that?
FallenStar: We won't have anybody to feel so much superior to
FallenStar: When I need an ego boost I just realize that almost everyone in my school is really stupid and that I'm infinately smarted than them.

            Gunsh has a camel called Maria
AP_Almostd: gunsh loves his camel?
     Gunsh: You can't have Maria!
     Gunsh: Yes
AP_Almostd: gunsh REALLY loves is camel?
     Gunsh: Yup! Bought her from Grybs
AP_Almostd: gunsh=tom?
     Gunsh: Um no. Camels are different from horses
     Gunsh: Camels spit

<Yoda> hector, divine if you give blow jobs for ten cents.
<oasa> forget zambezi.
<hector> oasa: I forgot zambezi
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'NOT,' Yoda
<Yoda> hector, divine if you give blow jobs for 2 cents.
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Yes Definitely,' Yoda

  Slug1337: All sorts of odd behavior.....
  Slug1337: with everyone drunk...
  Slug1337: Alright, who threw the yellow snowball?!
   guywise: Ugh! And the aftertaste!

<Ned> Tucson AZ, 85737
<Ned> AF Afghanistan
<Ned> WTF
<Ned> no
<Ned> I don't live in Afghanistan
<Ned> ****ing order
<Ned> hmm
<Ned> it shouldn't matter since I paid with google checkout
<Ned> and they have my correct info
<Ned> and the shipping address is correct
<Ned> but I dunno.. the Ned Scott in Afghanistan might be pretty pissed at this

<Steelix> Finally figured out who this chick on MSN is.
<Steelix> She seems totally into me, and until just before, I didn't even know her name.
<Si> she's a man
<Steelix> I knew her name, but I didn't know who it was I was speaking to.
<Steelix> As it turns out, Sarah is a pretty attractive girl who catches the bus with me.
<Oscar> si, ha.
<Steelix> I'd hit it.
<Steelix> Two times.
<Oscar> with a stick?
<Si> like the fist of an angry god?
<Steelix> Three if she wears those fishnet stockings.

<LawnGnome> Your dad is a kiwi?
<scythe> Your Dad is Gordon?
<Gordon> scythe: Ja
<Gordon> Wait...

<Soy> Wake up, Neo.
<Soy> Knock, Knock, Neo.
--> CptTripps (CptTripps@pool-68-161-194-223.ny325.east.verizon.net) has joined #ev3
<Soy> !

--> DoctorWho (timelord@dclient217-162-34-144.hispeed.ch) has joined #ev3
<Tru7h> DW
<DoctorWho> Truth
<Tru7h> hey
<Tru7h> how are ya?
<Naman> YES!
<DoctorWho> Things goin' fine..
<Tru7h> fantastic
* Naman hugs Simon.
<Naman> I love you Gazza.
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// the actual context was even worse...


<lordscythe> Gildor: do you want bootay? just use some X-Treme liquid, and the ho's will be at yo side like that *snap*
       <Tiy> But that's just me

* RussQuin wishes Eric would log on...
Nuada (Nuada@dialin84.hbt.tassie.net.au) joined #ev3
Tru7h (Simon@flash144.highway1.net.au) joined #ev3
Tru7h: well now I know one thing
AEther: Wow.
RussQuin: and that is why Australia sucks donkey balls

            Begemotike produces large baseball bat....
            Guapo ducks
*** Obormot (Obormot@pool-151-204-111-77.ny325.east.verizon.net) has joined #ev3