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<Pikeman> LOOK, MY E-PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR E-PENIS
AnkhStarrunner summons the monster of Loch Ness to devour anyone who foolishly tries to misuse the word "ness" again
pstan: pooness?
<lobf> nonsense
<lobf> drinnking can't hurt]
*** Akula is now known as godess
Guapo: steeler
Steelix: Guapoer
Steelix: Sounds like some sort of African snake. The Gua poer.
Steelix: Or, I'm crazy.
Guapo: i pick C.
Steelix: Which is?
Guapo: crazy.
Steelix: Thats B.
Steelix: You're crazy.
Steelix: I love this monitor right here.
Steelix: It's actually fixed a problem no-one else can fix all by itself.
Guapo: like i said, crazy.
Steelix: Theres nothing wrong with it, because it's always fine on PC's. It's just Macs that **** it up, but not my adaptor, because all macs with all adaptors do it.
Steelix: You see?
Steelix: HAHA!
Steelix: ****, I'm crazy.
Guapo: told you.
<forge> It's not that I hate you, gazza. It's that I find your utter lack of understanding of so many things and your inabilities to interact with a bunch of introverted computer nerds to be extremely ****ing annoying.
*** zambezi sets mode: +o Ben
<Ben> well, good night
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*br.no.cox.net
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*boi.rmci.net
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*jvl.wi.charter.com
*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@*dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
[*** Ben sets mode: +b *!*@67.166.121.*
Cone imagines Cheney as the first pacemaker-equipped Prez
SIug barfs
Cone shrieks
pstan: eh?
*** C_S was kicked off #ev3 by TomWoozle (Gildor can fight his own battles!)
SecretChmp: I bring on people when I speak
elodeon: indeed
SecretChmp: I'm like Jesus without all of the crap
elodeon: heh
* basi pouncehuggletickleglompsqueezewufflechewtackles scrunboi
Drew: **** mark twain
Lawngnome: seriously **** that guy
Drew: anyone want to give me $34,000 so i can go to college?
forge: Hrm...
Drew: i'd need it anually, by the way
Drew: or anally.
forge: For how much money would you have sex with Mark Twain?
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<Tru7h> DW
<DoctorWho> Truth
<Tru7h> hey
<Tru7h> how are ya?
<Naman> YES!
<DoctorWho> Things goin' fine..
<Tru7h> fantastic
* Naman hugs Simon.
<Naman> I love you Gazza.
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Jericon: Lenore!!!
*** Signoff: Lenore (Client closed connection)
Jericon: *sniff*
Jericon: Lenore no like Jeri...
PyroQuake: speaking of jesus
<ElGuapo7> I'm going to an ENT today or tomorrow
<hector> Macbeth is good
<Slug> pstan: a cock
<Phoenix155> ENT?
<ElGuapo7> see what he says
<ElGuapo7> Ear-Nose-Throat specialist
<Phoenix155> ah
<Phoenix155> i went to one of those once, when I got my tracheostomy closed
<Phoenix155> seriously
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Gwydion wishes that all the idiots in the world would just suddenly die.
Gwydion: That would be very nice.
FallenStar: Gwy: Why's that?
FallenStar: We won't have anybody to feel so much superior to
FallenStar: When I need an ego boost I just realize that almost everyone in my school is really stupid and that I'm infinately smarted than them.
Gunsh has a camel called Maria
AP_Almostd: gunsh loves his camel?
Gunsh: You can't have Maria!
Gunsh: Yes
AP_Almostd: gunsh REALLY loves is camel?
Gunsh: Yup! Bought her from Grybs
AP_Almostd: gunsh=tom?
Gunsh: Um no. Camels are different from horses
Gunsh: Camels spit
Anatole: get andrew in here, we'll ask him...and anyway, what kind of freak sets his nick to the name of his freakin' cat?
Amory: I'll grant you that one
Amory: heh
Amory: oh man, I stink
Amory: I just smelled myself
<Ned> Tucson AZ, 85737
<Ned> AF Afghanistan
<Ned> WTF
<Ned> no
<Ned> I don't live in Afghanistan
<Ned> ****ing order
<Ned> hmm
<Ned> it shouldn't matter since I paid with google checkout
<Ned> and they have my correct info
<Ned> and the shipping address is correct
<Ned> but I dunno.. the Ned Scott in Afghanistan might be pretty pissed at this
<Steelix> Finally figured out who this chick on MSN is.
<Steelix> She seems totally into me, and until just before, I didn't even know her name.
<Si> she's a man
<Steelix> I knew her name, but I didn't know who it was I was speaking to.
<Steelix> As it turns out, Sarah is a pretty attractive girl who catches the bus with me.
<Oscar> si, ha.
<Steelix> I'd hit it.
<Steelix> Two times.
<Oscar> with a stick?
<Si> like the fist of an angry god?
<Steelix> Three if she wears those fishnet stockings.
<Soy> Wake up, Neo.
<Soy> Knock, Knock, Neo.
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<Soy> !
* RussQuin wishes Eric would log on...
Nuada (Nuada@dialin84.hbt.tassie.net.au) joined #ev3
Tru7h (Simon@flash144.highway1.net.au) joined #ev3
Tru7h: well now I know one thing
AEther: Wow.
RussQuin: and that is why Australia sucks donkey balls
zambezi walks over to Gildor, leans into him, and engulfs his entire [censored] with her soft lips...gently flicking it with her tongue until he's about to explode...
Gildor: Ooh baby!
Tru7h: heh
Tru7h: Zambezi get away from Jon's ear
Tru7h: thats just disgusting
Tru7h: :P
nufan: Yuk
nufan: Mummy, what are those two doing?
Tru7h: shes giving Jon Aural Sex
Tru7h: not the word Aural
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A variation on a modern classic....
Pikeman: i was gonna post a topic, but then I got high
Pikeman: ooo oo ooo
Pikeman: instead I spammed alot, because I was high
Pikeman: oooooooo
Pikeman: now I'm permabanned, and I know why
Pikeman: ooooo
Pikeman: cause i was high cause i was high cause i was high
Pikeman: la da da da da da
AAAPlayer: don't quit your regular job, pike
Pikeman: shut up, foo
AAAPlayer: :P
Pikeman: that's a quote
pipeline: where did I get to?
pipeline: I was ~just~ about to get to the good bit!!
Kidglove: If there's evidence against it, it's most likely
Kidglove: +that the theory is wrong,not the evidence
pipeline: okay
pipeline: right
pipeline: Okay
pipeline: Slug: still here?
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* moki sits down on the coding throne once more
moki: and I ain't talkin' about the toilet!
moki: :)
//discussing elephant sexuality
ShadeBlue: and if they're like that at zoos, the zookeepers have to stick their arms up the elephants ass and "milk the prostate" to relieve some of the sexual tension
forge: Ah, there's a job for mikee!!!
Gunsh: karma God
hector: God has neutral karma
tarth: karma forge
hector: forge has karma of 11
shay_semiafirc: i'm sure someone is logging :)
Gunsh: Are there no toilets at school?
Knucklehead whacks Gunsh in the head...
