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<Anon`> My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs turned into trombones
<Oscar> ...
<Pikeman> ...
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<Sierro> meowx
<MeowxGuy> when I see your name I always picture a large happy mexican in a sombrero gayly typing away at his computer, whilst a mariachi band plays "la cucuracha" in the background. set to bright colors and festive maracas.
<Sierro> how did you know
<MeowxGuy> you left your webcam on again
<Sierro> so I did
<lobf> i was fixing the remote control about 5 hours ago and i put the screws in my belly button and forgot about them
<lobf> until now
<Eji> The neighbors next door - OH YES GOD YES
**** ME
**** ME!
<Pikeman> Put your mouth right up against the wall and yell "SHE'S DOING THAT WHILE YOU'RE NOT THERE, TOO!!!"
<Eji> Pike: not a bad idea actually
<Eji> Hmm
<ScarletSwordfish> until the dude comes over and strangles you.
<Eji> apparently she has a vibrator
<Eji> I yelled what pike told me to
<Sierro> ooh, this could be fun.
<Pikeman> ...heh.
<Pikeman> I wasn't serious, but good on ya anyway.
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<Lenore> I love the word moist
<Mackilroy> haha
<Lenore> so much fun to say
<scythe> moist is such a dirty word
<Lenore> :D
<scythe> it's filthy and strangely arousing
<HollyWoozle> Jack- omg
<HollyWoozle> i had this exact discussion
<HollyWoozle> with three young guys
<HollyWoozle> military guys ;)
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<Cippy> anyone know how much renting a decent limo for a prom would cost?
<ScarletSwordfish> too much
<ScarletSwordfish> drive yourself
<Pikeman> mine was $100 an hour 4 years ago
<Pikeman> but that's from a family owned company in a rural area
<Cippy> ...
****...
<Pikeman> so I don't know how much it would be elsewhere.
<Cippy> ok, new plan: find a friend with room in a limo
<Pikeman> but then, I split the cost with 5 other people
<Pikeman> that's the way to go
<Pikeman> get your date and two or three other couples
<Cippy> so... anyone wanna join up in my limo?
<Cippy> and... anyone want to go to prom with me?
<Pikeman> Haha.
lobf: I want him to giggle with an australian accent
lobf: and I want to touch a kangaroo
Steelix: ...
champ: gimme your phone number, I'll do that right now :P
Steelix: You want to touch a kangaroo?
champ: actually, not right now
* champ is still getting over his last phonebill
Eji: you want a kangaroo to kick your ass
lobf: *** *** ****
Eji:
**** i thought that said 702
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zambezi: op me please
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Steelix: I knew it was coming.
Steelix: You suck.
hector swallows
Steelix: ...
Eji: ......................
Steelix: ****!
Eji: QUOTE
scythe: god
scythe: i don't see the board for a couple of days
scythe: and BAM
scythe: lame topics
scythe: everywhere
scythe: it's like someone swapped B&B and ATT and didn't tell me
scythe: .. no-one actually did that, did they?
scythe: on an unrelated noter
scythe: i cooked the best eggs this morning
scythe: they were ****ing excellent
scythe: i feel so alone :(
nemo: do you need somebody to hold you?
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nemo: ...
nemo: ...right on schedule, I guess
Naman: Hahahaha.
LawnGnome: A girl is coming over
hector: i already had it that way, LawnGnome.
LawnGnome: hector you SLUT
hector: LawnGnome: what?
LawnGnome: DENY IT ALL YOU WANT, BIRD
mrxak: haha
nufan: Anyone here know how to use the Terminal?
Gunsh: Buy DVD, insert into player, laugh at the hijinks of Tom Hanks, cry at the end, eject.
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Steelix: Heh.
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insomniac: HELLO KIRK
kirk: Suggestions for dares?
nemo: I dare you to go
**** yourself.
Pikeman: nemo++
Pikeman: That was so much better than what I was going to say.
kirk: I am doing Truth and Dare with a beautiful woman
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Mazca: hector, divine if sleep is currently a good move for me to make.
hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
hector: It says 'You wish,' Mazca
Mazca: thanks, hector.
hector: my pleasure Mazca
Mazca: I'll stay awake.
nufan: hector, divine if I am leaving now
hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
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hector: It says 'Yes,' nufan
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<Sierro> I have ops on #gay for some reason
<forge> Although I did get a kick out of somebody who decided to give me **** about smoking on campus one day.
<forge> Sitting there, reading a book, having a cigar...
<forge> Person comes up to me and snidely goes "You know, smoking is gonna kill you some day..."
<forge> My reply was "Bitch, I have AIDS. Go mind your own ****ing business."
<Ithin> hahaha
<Thor> ...
<Ross> forge: hah, awesome
<forge> They didn't really have a reply for that one.
* Drew does a pre-emptive strike against the growing forces of scythe
<Si> strike = anal sex?
<Drew> i'm saving that for his citizens after i'm victorious
<Si> good times
<Drew> to be administered by hector
<Si> hector is female
<Si> your gonna have to shoulder the responsibility
<Drew> modern science my friend, modern science.
<Drew> hector, man mode
* hector is locked, cocked, and ready to rock
<Si> wow
<Si> I am seriously impressed right here
<mindule> how come breasts increase and decrease in size
<mindule> god dammit
<champ> mindule, your blow up toy isn't a real girl
<Pikeman> zing.
<rooster> "Poor acting, an awful dubbing job, dull direction, a lame predictable plot, a really terrible script that contains long out of place bondage sex scenes that weren't erotic, meaningful, or anything but an excuse to have bondage sex scenes in this film."
<rooster> that is perhaps the best review of a movie i've ever heard.
<Eji> rooster:What the hell movie was that?
<scythe> The Lion King.
<scythe> Directors Cut.
* CaptEditor hugs everyone
<forge> So sweet.
<Pikeman> So gay.
<forge> As I said, sweet.
<forge> Everybody knows homosexuals are made of chocolate and lollies.
<Pikeman> I'd like to see chocolate masturbate.
<Pikeman> Wait... what?
<Fenris> ...
<scythe> Zappa - He's So Gay
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<scythe> !
<scythe> iTunes++
Dy4: so... bored....
Dy4: need to get... laid...
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Dy4: ...
Catfish_Man: Kirk, you're late
Dy4: No, not Kirk. Anybody but Kirk. Or mikee.
andcarne: what about hector?
* Dy4 gets closer to hector
hector: I HAVE A PENIS
Steelix: So, peoples, is anybody quoting this?
nufan: Never ask an eskimo about snow.
nufan: they have 40 or so words for snow.
mattwk: heh
nemo: well
nemo: not just "snow".
nufan: Yeah
nufan: I think it's words for "light snow" "heavy snow" etc.
nemo: they have a word for new snow, a word for packed snow, a word for the snow that forms on the inside of your tent, etc.
nemo: we learned about it in cultural anthropology when looking at the whorf-sapir hypothesis.
mrxak: if something is significant to your culture or environment, the language adapts so everybody doesn't get bored.
nemo: right
nemo: when your survival is dependent on your environment, you get damn good at talking about it.
LawnGnome: For example, scythe has like, 30 words for penis.
nemo: zing!
LawnGnome: scythe isn't even here.
LawnGnome: damn.
nemo: I'll quote it so he can be pwned later when he reads it.
<Zach> Flatty: Well, if you want meaning, you're going to have to believe something.
<Flatty> I believe in NOTHING
<Zach> Fine.
<Flatty> I am an anihilist!
<LawnGnome> I choose to believe in one thing.
<LawnGnome> And that thing
<hector> Masturbation is the answer, LawnGnome.
<LawnGnome> ...
<LawnGnome> ZOUNDS
forge needs to get laid.
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forge: Who want to hook a brutha up?
forge: ACK!
forge: NO!!!!!!!!
zambezi: Mmmm...dinner time...
forge: NO QUOTE!!!!!!
forge: NO QUOTE!!!!!!
forge: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lobster: hi
Lobster: something wrong?
Eric: Lobster does.
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<Light> **** you.
<Light> Next time I see you, I'm going to slice off your nuts with a sickle.
<Light> Er. w/w
<xtal> **** you room
<xtal> **** you moon
<xtal> **** you cow jumping over the moon
<xtal> **** you light
<xtal> and the red balloon
<xtal> **** you bears
<xtal> **** you chairs
<xtal> **** you kittens
<xtal> and **** you mittens
<xtal> **** you clocks
<xtal> and **** you socks
<xtal> **** you little house
<xtal> and **** you mouse
<xtal> **** you comb
<xtal> and **** you brush
<LawnGnome> xtal this is not a good bedtime story
<Sierro> matt is going to give his future husband the gift of an intact hymen.
<matt> wife*
<Oscar> FINALLY
<Oscar> an evening at home
<Oscar> to myself
<Ned> masturbating
<Oscar> little need for that
<Oscar> the way things seem to be going
<Ned> you've lost me
<Pikeman> They're called 'real women', Ned. The kind of ones that aren't animated and covered in tentacles.
<Ned> I...
* Ned scratches head
<Ned> not animated, you say?
<antihero> i've seen real women with tentacles