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<Hamster> I also saw a giant salamander
<Hamster> It was the most unpleasant creature I think I've ever seen.
<poofy> you and your nicknames for your penis
<Hamster> it looked dead and bloated
<Hamster> but then it moved its head
<poofy> XD
<Hamster> bah
<Hamster> curse you poofy
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: Why the hell has my Start menu decided to kill explorer.exe whenever it is opened?
Steelix: Regards,
Steelix: Jake
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: Send us more money and we'll give you a patch that won't solve your problem.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: Microsoft
mrxak: P.S. Send us more money.
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
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<Jimbob> werd up homeslice
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<Jimbob> werd up homeslice
<LawnGnome> What the hell is a homeslice
<LawnGnome> Think about it
<LawnGnome> Sounds violent
<Jimbob> I dunno. It's oldschool
<LawnGnome> No it's not
<LawnGnome> It doesn't make any sense is what it is
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<Fluffy> HOW DOES SEARCHING FOR "HOT MAN" GET ME LESBIAN PORN!?!?
Arclite: Agh.
Arclite blows his cat.
Arclite: ERM, ****.
Eji: LEAVE AND GET A HANGOVER ALREADY
Arclite: *BLOW-DRIES.
Eji: and arclite WTF
Jshei: BAHJAHAA
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< Steelix> Is anyone else experiencing difficulties with the boards?
< Hudson> functionally or socially?
<DesertFox> kids chasing ice cream trucks outside my window makes me happy
<DesertFox> !!!
<DesertFox> THE
****ING ICE CREAM TRUCK JUST HIT MY CAR!!!!
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<CptTripps> Zoiks.
<antihero> hahaha
<CptTripps> Ha ha ha.
<ThePixelGuru> heh
<ThePixelGuru> sweet
<Fabian> here's a random bit of trivia:
<Fabian> one of the worst potato famines in Russia was caused because they'd used all of their potatos to make Vodka
<Ross> wow
<Eegras> Haha.
<LawnGnome> you dumbass, they were having a vodka famine right before that
<LawnGnome> LESSER OF TWO EVILS
<Fabian> heh
<Pikeman> You know, sometimes I think that even if everyone on #ev3 were actually a homosexual, this place would be less gay than it is right now.
* mWalk cuddles his Hamster...
* Hamster watches mWalk fondling the lump in his pants.
<Pikeman> Yeah, case in point.
*Alcohol is bad for poofy. VERY bad.
<poofy> i just drank a lot of
<poofy> i don't remember
*...and then later...
<poofy> holu
****
<poofy> i forgot how to matsubate
<mWalk> ...
Floozy sobs on Drew's shoulder again
*** Floozy has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
< Floozy> I'm all for experimentation, but it seems that they are breeding them STUPID over there
< Floozy> they dont use condoms
< Floozy> they have no idea about stds, and which ones aren't curable
<@computerLizard> Yeah, poor sex ed isn't helping anybody
< Floozy> its this 'it wont happen to me' attitude that drives me mad
< Floozy> and sex is such a huge part of life
< Oscar> uh
<@computerLizard> Oh, I have an "it won't happen to me" attitude towards sex, too ;-)
Steelix: Hrm. scythe, If you killed yourself with a scythe, would it be suicide?
Steelix: ...
Steelix: ****.
Steelix: *if you were killed with
Steelix: I just superfailed.
scythe: yup.
<LawnGnome> INTERNET AFFECTION
<LawnGnome> IT IS GREAT
<LawnGnome> HUGGING WITHOUT THE SMELLS
<Zach> Why is lobster htjyang?
<moki> oh my god
<htjyang> Because I'm an obnoxious
****tard.
<andcarne> haha
<moki> I thought the day would never come
<moki> hello, htjyang :)
<andcarne> hey moki
<Dy4> heh
<htjyang> moki, why, you're looking awfully sexy tonight.
<moki> aw
<moki> that's not him
<Pikeman> Heh.
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<Jshei> hector, pi?
<hector> rumour has it pi is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
9399375105820974944592307816406286208998628
03482534211706
<Jshei> she needs more digits than that.
<Pikeman> Someone was bored.
<McJohn> i knew a girl who had 300 memorized
<Jshei> i have like 20 :P
<Pikeman> You have 20 digits of pi memorized? And you're a girl?
<Pikeman> That's hot.
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<Eji> a farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many did scythe sleep with?
<Eji> #ev3 logic
<prophile> knowing scythe, 17, plus all the farmer's animals, all his crops, and his parents
<Eji> heheh
<greenclovers> It's hestia now
<mindule> hestia?
<mindule> sounds like
<mindule> sex.
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<greenclovers> no
<Dy4> ...
<greenclovers> Not like sex
<mindule> like lobster sex!
<Dy4> no, lobster DOES like sex
<lobster> i'm starting to think i'm not merely the constant recepient of (un)fortunate circumstances with regards to my joining, it's just that you people never get out of the gutter
<scythe> I heard next sheep joke gets a ban.
<scythe> Just a rumour.
<scythe> MAYBE
<fc> really now
<fc> a ban or a kick?
<scythe> Did I say kick?
<Steelix> Will the sheep joke get a ban or the member who did it?
<Steelix> Badum-psh.
<fiyin> heh
<scythe> The member, and you.
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<cia_man> does this mean I have no ping?
<cia_man> what kind of soulless abomination am I?
<hector> well, cia_man is one of mrxak's followers
soy: sperm lunch detected
soy: er... launch
<scythe> !seen poop
<Nadia> scythe, poop? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember poop.
<scythe> LAWL
<matt> heh
<matt> you dork
<scythe> !seen matt's_penis
<Nadia> scythe, you know that the length of nicks is limited, don't you?
<matt> ...
<scythe> HAH
<scythe> that's quotable.
<matt> son of a bitch
<Razzle> guys, is it weird if I said "Engage" before I peed?
<champ> just put "
http://www.champspornden.com <- all your answers are here"
<mWalk> ....ehe
<mWalk> Sweet, is that picture of your sister still up?
***champ pelvic thrusts
<mWalk> ....
<Dy4> bad timing mate
<mWalk> What...the hell...
<nemo> talking about contraception with my dad has to be one of the most uncomfortable conversations ever.
<Dy4> haha
<Oscar> how hard can it be
<Oscar> 'wear a rubber, son'
<nemo> it didn't help when he talked about how he was sexually active at my age
<Kanerix> hehe
<nemo> yeah, didn't need to know that dad
<Pikeman> My dad never talked about his sex life. I got all that information from my mom.
<Pikeman> Though I didn't ask for it.
<Pikeman> But that's the only way I learned that my dad and I share a rather odd bond.
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<Naman> Who the
**** linked me to Just Chat?
<Pikeman> Satan.
<Naman> Curse that handsome devil.
<Pikeman> Who goes by the alias Stan when he's feeling clever.
<Catfish_Man> !summon Stan
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<Pikeman> ...
<Arclite> CFM++
<eFiyin> wow
<Naman> Hahahaha.
<eFiyin> Impressive work, CFM
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mrxak: that doesn't look like the real hector though...
Steelix: It is.
mrxak: hostmask is not right
Steelix: That's the ASW IP
mrxak: eh...
mrxak: I suppose
Steelix: Well, we'll ask a question only hector knows...
Steelix: hector, Pikeman
* hector touches herself.
Steelix: It's her.
mindule: It's her.
vast: heh
Jshei: haha
<matthew> I had this one girl I liked...she was lesbian
<matthew> So it sucked
<lobster> hahaha
<andcarne> heh
<andcarne> maybe she just told you that :P
<matthew> :O
<lobster> hey, it's possible.
<matthew> what!!
<matthew> With my charm?
<matthew> never
<matthew> I swear though, I almost turned her straight
<lobster> right right
<matthew> I did
<xtal> matt, you mean she eventually discovered that you were male.
<lobster> hahaha
<andcarne> haha
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