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<Floozy> I hate vacuuming
<Floozy> it sucks
<Floozy> ....
* Floozy beats herself in the face
<Floozy> worst
<Floozy> pun
<Floozy> ever
<Pikeman> Yeah, that was pretty punthetic.
<Floozy> omg Tim, that was worse
<Pikeman> I know, it's just not punny.
* Floozy stabs Tim to death
<Pikeman> You've pun-ctured me!
<Floozy> DIE
<Pikeman> I'll sue for pun-itive damages!
* Floozy runs away screaming
<Paul> I need no lube
<Paul> I am self lubing
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Lenore> hehehee
<GutlessWNDR> blood is good for lubricant, until it dries
<HollyWoozle> ....
<Floozy> ...
<Lenore> ..
<Ithin> .
<HollyWoozle> you should stop speaking
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<DestroyerE> i need some ideas for what I'm gonna ask santa for
<Mazca> a whole cow, frozen and divided into five exactly equal parts
<DestroyerE> ok...
<DestroyerE> i'll do that
<Mazca> send it back if the parts aren't exactly equal
<DestroyerE> ok
* Cippy plays with mWalk some more.
<mWalk> Don't worry cippy
<mWalk> I'm disease free
<Eji> hah
<Cippy> not any more
<mWalk> ...
<Eji> hahahhaha
<WhiteFire> I downloaded Linux just now.
<WhiteFire> But it was 560MB of lesbians.
<WhiteFire> And I'm like "crap, I wanted linux"
<WhiteFire> I am such a nerd.
asriel: What, no hector?
insomniac: I heard hector was broken, asriel
asriel: Now you sound like hector.
insomniac: excuse me?
asriel: That sentence was formatted a lot like an infobot response.
insomniac: I'm not following you...
asriel: Never mind.
insomniac: ok then.
*** hector was kicked off #ev3 by forge (Ok, you're annoying everybody now)
*** hector1 was kicked off #ev3 by forge (Ok, you're annoying everybody now)
*** hector2 was kicked off #ev3 by forge (Ok, you're annoying everybody now)
*** hector (hector@xanadu.AmbrosiaSW.com) joined #ev3
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*** forge was kicked off #ev3 by zambezi (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
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*** forge (forge@pool-138-88-37-18.res.east.verizon.net) joined #ev3
DesertFox: hes trying to confuse us
DesertFox: lol!!
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nemo: LawnGnome, seen mburch?
LawnGnome: Yes
LawnGnome: WAIT NO
nemo: worst. bot. ever.
WhiteFire: Oryhara, do you have a penis?
Oryhara: I've had it for 11 months now and I'm still NOT BORED with it!
WhiteFire: ...
HollyWoozl: haha
HollyWoozl: TIMING
Steelix: Hehe. AWESOME timing.
HollyWoozl: I love it
HollyWoozl: with a passion
WhiteFire: That should be a quote.
WhiteFire: Someone quote that.
Steelix: I'm already quoting.
<Eegras> Ah... So matt doesnt have me on ignore
<mWalk> yes I do
<Pikeman> ...
<mWalk> er
<Pikeman> THAT'S a quote.
<Eji> I'm allergic to lobster
* lobster touches Eji
<Eji> i wasn't
<Eji> but then i turned 13
<Eji> funny thing is it's a contact allergy
<Eji> so i'll know where you touched me in a bout 5 seconds when it starts to swell
<lobster> ...
* HollyWoozle touches lobster
<Eji> Did i actually just
****ing say that?
<Ross> buh...
<lobster> hahaha
<Pikeman> ....
--- Eji is now known as Captain_Phail
<HollyWoozle> haha
<champ> my parents had a taser... I never really had a chance
* Arclite finally got to rub up on a girl without getting slapped today... :P
<Dy4> Arclite: how long was her penis?
<Kirk> Hahaha
<Eric> Dy4++
<Pikeman> OH SNAP.
<-- Arclite has left #ev3 (I hate you all.)
<Eric> hahaha
<Pikeman> pwned.
<rooster> i am very selective about the men i'm attracted to, being straight
<mWalk> ...
<mWalk> What?
Eegras: Pimpmobile!!!
Eegras: dood
prophile: sucks to be purple.
Eji: dafodile
antihero: heh, it thinks this is a peter frampton song...
*** prophile is now known as fagodile
fagodile: um
fagodile: what the ****
*** Eegras is now known as Pimpmobile
fagodile: I swear I typed "dafodile"
Eji: hahahahahahahha
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ... that's not the only one
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ...
mindule: : (
Drew: HAHAHAA
Drew: hector, weapon
* hector hands Drew an AK-47.
Drew: ding!
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
<Dy4> I like having sex with HUMAN BEINGS
<Dy4> Unlike someone.
* Mackilroy has joined #ev3
<Nadia> [Mackilroy] Ay, there's the rub
<Ithin> hahahaha
<Sierro> hahaha
<poofy> hahaha
* Hamster clears his throat.
<Hamster> ____ _ _ _______ _______ _____
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<Hamster> | |_) | | | | | | | | | (___
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<Hamster> | |_) | |__| | | | | | ____) |
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<Hamster> lolsummon.
<Ross> matt is inside butts...
<mWalk> O/O
<mWalk> Just how I like it
<Anax> It's not my fault my evil twin won't let guys see my kitty.
<Anax> *you guys
<Anax> Wow, that was awkward.
<Anax> More so for me because I almost didn't catch that as 'klitty' before I hit enter.
<Mackilroy> hehe
<Anax> Shut up. It was an honest mistake.
* Mackilroy keeps laughing at Anax
<Anax> And if anyone quotes that I will kill them.
<Fluffy> No one uses the quote archive anymore
<Anax> Shut up.
<Anax> Oh, sweet.
<Anax> Thank freaking god.
Jshei: greg did you know brian got me a tablet for my birthday
Steelix: It was a sleeping pill.
* Steelix runs.
Jshei: bitch
Steelix: :P
insomniac: like, a drawing tablet?
Jshei: yeah, wacom 4x5 inch
Steelix: Cool.
insomniac: cool, you can trace his penis
antihero: hhahahaha
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Floozy: I am going to eat summin, and then go to bed :D
Oscar: floozy: sounds like a plan
***: Lek is now known as summin
summin: Yay!
* summin gets ready
Floozy: ...
Jon: ...
ThePixelGuru: heh
Jon: Lek++
Divals: ... indeed.
Jon: Nice try
ThePixelGuru: Lek++
* Floozy puts summin in the microwave on high, for 30 minutes
matt: I still have teenager stuff to do before I go into full-adult mode.
matt: Peace
*matt has quit (Quit: matt)
//a bit later...
*matt (~matty@ip70-189-178-229.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #ev3
Sierro: hi matt
Sierro: you an adult yet?
matt: BOOB CAKE HERE I COME!
*matt dances
Sierro: forget I asked.
*matt puts on his birthday suit...
matt: ;)
matt: it wobbles!
*Sierro sighs
<CptTripps> I'm really surprised that Smallville's actually a fun show to watch.
<Anon> I would probably do Lex Luthor
<Anon> I mean, not by choice, but he'd be able to talk me into it
<rooster> you don't say a lot anon, but when you do you make it count.
<Heero> has anyone seen eric lately?
<scythe> That depends, I mean, I could say something about having sex with his mother.
<scythe> That would be the kind of thing I'd do.
<scythe> Unless you wanted a serious answer?
<Heero> i want a serious answer if you don't mind.
<Heero_> scythe: so do you have a serious answer...or what
<scythe> WELL
<scythe> HAVE I SEEN ERIC?!
<scythe> HAVE -I- SEEN ERIC VENTRESS?
<Heero_> i dunno
<Heero_> have you?
<Gunsh> Looks like he's ready to give a serious answer Heero.
<scythe> IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?
<Heero_> YES
<scythe> I saw him last night. He walked in while I was doing his mother.
<scythe> OH SNAP
<Gunsh> haha
<Sierro> I can make you a diploma for the low low price of $54.99
<Dy4> All I have is a few quarters.
<Sierro> plus applicable taxes
<Sierro> do you have 219.96 quarters?
<Dy4> almost, I'll have to get out my table saw and a ruler to get that last .96
<cL> WILL FORGE DIPLOMAS FOR 10.4 INSTALLATION CD DISK IMAGES
<Sierro> will suck dick for diploma
<Dy4> that's actually a good deal. too bad I don't have any.
<Dy4> ...
<Dy4> oh god
<Sierro> I've only met a nadful of australians
<Sierro> *handful
<Sierro> haha
<champ> that has got to be the best typo ever
<Sierro> I concur
Pikeman: God, I hate those ****ing 'rich girl' MTV shows.
mrxak: hahaha
mrxak: Sweet Sixteen is classic
Pikeman: I had to turn off Laguna Beach the other night because it made me sick to my stomach.
Eji: I hate MTV shows
Eji: but thats just me
Eji: Hell i hate MTV
mrxak: yeah, MTV sucks
Pikeman: Children are dying on the streets of Detroit and New York and LA and these girls are crying because they couldn't get the stretch limo with the spa in it.
Pikeman: That pisses me off so much that it physically effects me.
Eji: yeah
LawnGnome: To be fair, they were going to drive that Limo around the country and use the Spa to cleaning up the unwashed masses.
Pikeman: Heh.
mrxak: I love you LawnGnome
Pikeman hugs LawnGnome.
LawnGnome: Imagine the kind of love I'd be getting if I was grammatically correct!
LawnGnome: Keep those pants on, Tim.
<xtal> I give you... teh grene ribbno of dylseaxi!
<Fenris> there is no 'a' in dyslexia
<Fenris> oh
<Fenris> wait
<Fenris> ****
Guapo says something outrageously controversial
Lierodeath is shocked, horrified, and upset
Lierodeath argues the point
Guapo makes a condescending response, insulting liero's intelligence
Lierodeath suggests that Guapo's mother's integrity is not up to scratch
Guapo explodes with rage, calls liero's sister a naughty name
Guapo: (you know, this is more fun than the regular debates) ^^
Lierodeath: (indeed it is)
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