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<Floozy> I hate vacuuming
<Floozy> it sucks
<Floozy> ....
* Floozy beats herself in the face
<Floozy> worst
<Floozy> pun
<Floozy> ever
<Pikeman> Yeah, that was pretty punthetic.
<Floozy> omg Tim, that was worse
<Pikeman> I know, it's just not punny.
* Floozy stabs Tim to death
<Pikeman> You've pun-ctured me!
<Floozy> DIE
<Pikeman> I'll sue for pun-itive damages!
* Floozy runs away screaming
<DestroyerE> i need some ideas for what I'm gonna ask santa for
<Mazca> a whole cow, frozen and divided into five exactly equal parts
<DestroyerE> ok...
<DestroyerE> i'll do that
<Mazca> send it back if the parts aren't exactly equal
<DestroyerE> ok
<Paul> I need no lube
<Paul> I am self lubing
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Lenore> hehehee
<GutlessWNDR> blood is good for lubricant, until it dries
<HollyWoozle> ....
<Floozy> ...
<Lenore> ..
<Ithin> .
<HollyWoozle> you should stop speaking
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* Cippy plays with mWalk some more.
<mWalk> Don't worry cippy
<mWalk> I'm disease free
<Eji> hah
<Cippy> not any more
<mWalk> ...
<Eji> hahahhaha
<WhiteFire> I downloaded Linux just now.
<WhiteFire> But it was 560MB of lesbians.
<WhiteFire> And I'm like "crap, I wanted linux"
<WhiteFire> I am such a nerd.
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DesertFox: hes trying to confuse us
DesertFox: lol!!
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nemo: LawnGnome, seen mburch?
LawnGnome: Yes
LawnGnome: WAIT NO
nemo: worst. bot. ever.
asriel: What, no hector?
insomniac: I heard hector was broken, asriel
asriel: Now you sound like hector.
insomniac: excuse me?
asriel: That sentence was formatted a lot like an infobot response.
insomniac: I'm not following you...
asriel: Never mind.
insomniac: ok then.
<Eegras> Ah... So matt doesnt have me on ignore
<mWalk> yes I do
<Pikeman> ...
<mWalk> er
<Pikeman> THAT'S a quote.
* Arclite finally got to rub up on a girl without getting slapped today... :P
<Dy4> Arclite: how long was her penis?
<Kirk> Hahaha
<Eric> Dy4++
<Pikeman> OH SNAP.
<-- Arclite has left #ev3 (I hate you all.)
<Eric> hahaha
<Pikeman> pwned.
<champ> my parents had a taser... I never really had a chance
WhiteFire: Oryhara, do you have a penis?
Oryhara: I've had it for 11 months now and I'm still NOT BORED with it!
WhiteFire: ...
HollyWoozl: haha
HollyWoozl: TIMING
Steelix: Hehe. AWESOME timing.
HollyWoozl: I love it
HollyWoozl: with a passion
WhiteFire: That should be a quote.
WhiteFire: Someone quote that.
Steelix: I'm already quoting.
Eegras: Pimpmobile!!!
Eegras: dood
prophile: sucks to be purple.
Eji: dafodile
antihero: heh, it thinks this is a peter frampton song...
*** prophile is now known as fagodile
fagodile: um
fagodile: what the ****
*** Eegras is now known as Pimpmobile
fagodile: I swear I typed "dafodile"
Eji: hahahahahahahha
<Eji> I'm allergic to lobster
* lobster touches Eji
<Eji> i wasn't
<Eji> but then i turned 13
<Eji> funny thing is it's a contact allergy
<Eji> so i'll know where you touched me in a bout 5 seconds when it starts to swell
<lobster> ...
* HollyWoozle touches lobster
<Eji> Did i actually just
****ing say that?
<Ross> buh...
<lobster> hahaha
<Pikeman> ....
--- Eji is now known as Captain_Phail
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Fluffy> HOW DOES SEARCHING FOR "HOT MAN" GET ME LESBIAN PORN!?!?
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ... that's not the only one
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ...
mindule: : (
Drew: HAHAHAA
Drew: hector, weapon
* hector hands Drew an AK-47.
Drew: ding!
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
<Anax> It's not my fault my evil twin won't let guys see my kitty.
<Anax> *you guys
<Anax> Wow, that was awkward.
<Anax> More so for me because I almost didn't catch that as 'klitty' before I hit enter.
<Mackilroy> hehe
<Anax> Shut up. It was an honest mistake.
* Mackilroy keeps laughing at Anax
<Anax> And if anyone quotes that I will kill them.
<Fluffy> No one uses the quote archive anymore
<Anax> Shut up.
<Anax> Oh, sweet.
<Anax> Thank freaking god.
Floozy: I am going to eat summin, and then go to bed :D
Oscar: floozy: sounds like a plan
***: Lek is now known as summin
summin: Yay!
* summin gets ready
Floozy: ...
Jon: ...
ThePixelGuru: heh
Jon: Lek++
Divals: ... indeed.
Jon: Nice try
ThePixelGuru: Lek++
* Floozy puts summin in the microwave on high, for 30 minutes
<Dy4> I like having sex with HUMAN BEINGS
<Dy4> Unlike someone.
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<Nadia> [Mackilroy] Ay, there's the rub
<Ithin> hahahaha
<Sierro> hahaha
<poofy> hahaha
* Hamster clears his throat.
<Hamster> ____ _ _ _______ _______ _____
<Hamster> | _ \| | | |__ __|__ __/ ____|
<Hamster> | |_) | | | | | | | | | (___
<Hamster> | _ <| | | | | | | | \___ \
<Hamster> | |_) | |__| | | | | | ____) |
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<Hamster> |____/ \____/ |_| |_| |_____(_)
<Hamster> lolsummon.
<Ross> matt is inside butts...
<mWalk> O/O
<mWalk> Just how I like it
<rooster> i am very selective about the men i'm attracted to, being straight
<mWalk> ...
<mWalk> What?
<Sierro> I've only met a nadful of australians
<Sierro> *handful
<Sierro> haha
<champ> that has got to be the best typo ever
<Sierro> I concur
<xtal> I give you... teh grene ribbno of dylseaxi!
<Fenris> there is no 'a' in dyslexia
<Fenris> oh
<Fenris> wait
<Fenris> ****
<LawnGnome> INTERNET AFFECTION
<LawnGnome> IT IS GREAT
<LawnGnome> HUGGING WITHOUT THE SMELLS
Guapo says something outrageously controversial
Lierodeath is shocked, horrified, and upset
Lierodeath argues the point
Guapo makes a condescending response, insulting liero's intelligence
Lierodeath suggests that Guapo's mother's integrity is not up to scratch
Guapo explodes with rage, calls liero's sister a naughty name
Guapo: (you know, this is more fun than the regular debates) ^^
Lierodeath: (indeed it is)
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<Sierro> I can make you a diploma for the low low price of $54.99
<Dy4> All I have is a few quarters.
<Sierro> plus applicable taxes
<Sierro> do you have 219.96 quarters?
<Dy4> almost, I'll have to get out my table saw and a ruler to get that last .96
<cL> WILL FORGE DIPLOMAS FOR 10.4 INSTALLATION CD DISK IMAGES
<Sierro> will suck dick for diploma
<Dy4> that's actually a good deal. too bad I don't have any.
<Dy4> ...
<Dy4> oh god
*Alcohol is bad for poofy. VERY bad.
<poofy> i just drank a lot of
<poofy> i don't remember
*...and then later...
<poofy> holu
****
<poofy> i forgot how to matsubate
<mWalk> ...
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: Why the hell has my Start menu decided to kill explorer.exe whenever it is opened?
Steelix: Regards,
Steelix: Jake
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: Send us more money and we'll give you a patch that won't solve your problem.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: Microsoft
mrxak: P.S. Send us more money.
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
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