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<Paul> I need no lube
<Paul> I am self lubing
<HollyWoozle> haha
<Lenore> hehehee
<GutlessWNDR> blood is good for lubricant, until it dries
<HollyWoozle> ....
<Floozy> ...
<Lenore> ..
<Ithin> .
<HollyWoozle> you should stop speaking
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<Floozy> I hate vacuuming
<Floozy> it sucks
<Floozy> ....
* Floozy beats herself in the face
<Floozy> worst
<Floozy> pun
<Floozy> ever
<Pikeman> Yeah, that was pretty punthetic.
<Floozy> omg Tim, that was worse
<Pikeman> I know, it's just not punny.
* Floozy stabs Tim to death
<Pikeman> You've pun-ctured me!
<Floozy> DIE
<Pikeman> I'll sue for pun-itive damages!
* Floozy runs away screaming
<DestroyerE> i need some ideas for what I'm gonna ask santa for
<Mazca> a whole cow, frozen and divided into five exactly equal parts
<DestroyerE> ok...
<DestroyerE> i'll do that
<Mazca> send it back if the parts aren't exactly equal
<DestroyerE> ok
* Cippy plays with mWalk some more.
<mWalk> Don't worry cippy
<mWalk> I'm disease free
<Eji> hah
<Cippy> not any more
<mWalk> ...
<Eji> hahahhaha
*** hector was kicked off #ev3 by forge (Ok, you're annoying everybody now)
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DesertFox: hes trying to confuse us
DesertFox: lol!!
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<WhiteFire> I downloaded Linux just now.
<WhiteFire> But it was 560MB of lesbians.
<WhiteFire> And I'm like "crap, I wanted linux"
<WhiteFire> I am such a nerd.
nemo: LawnGnome, seen mburch?
LawnGnome: Yes
LawnGnome: WAIT NO
nemo: worst. bot. ever.
asriel: What, no hector?
insomniac: I heard hector was broken, asriel
asriel: Now you sound like hector.
insomniac: excuse me?
asriel: That sentence was formatted a lot like an infobot response.
insomniac: I'm not following you...
asriel: Never mind.
insomniac: ok then.
<Eegras> Ah... So matt doesnt have me on ignore
<mWalk> yes I do
<Pikeman> ...
<mWalk> er
<Pikeman> THAT'S a quote.
WhiteFire: Oryhara, do you have a penis?
Oryhara: I've had it for 11 months now and I'm still NOT BORED with it!
WhiteFire: ...
HollyWoozl: haha
HollyWoozl: TIMING
Steelix: Hehe. AWESOME timing.
HollyWoozl: I love it
HollyWoozl: with a passion
WhiteFire: That should be a quote.
WhiteFire: Someone quote that.
Steelix: I'm already quoting.
<champ> my parents had a taser... I never really had a chance
* Arclite finally got to rub up on a girl without getting slapped today... :P
<Dy4> Arclite: how long was her penis?
<Kirk> Hahaha
<Eric> Dy4++
<Pikeman> OH SNAP.
<-- Arclite has left #ev3 (I hate you all.)
<Eric> hahaha
<Pikeman> pwned.
<Eji> I'm allergic to lobster
* lobster touches Eji
<Eji> i wasn't
<Eji> but then i turned 13
<Eji> funny thing is it's a contact allergy
<Eji> so i'll know where you touched me in a bout 5 seconds when it starts to swell
<lobster> ...
* HollyWoozle touches lobster
<Eji> Did i actually just
****ing say that?
<Ross> buh...
<lobster> hahaha
<Pikeman> ....
--- Eji is now known as Captain_Phail
<HollyWoozle> haha
Eegras: Pimpmobile!!!
Eegras: dood
prophile: sucks to be purple.
Eji: dafodile
antihero: heh, it thinks this is a peter frampton song...
*** prophile is now known as fagodile
fagodile: um
fagodile: what the ****
*** Eegras is now known as Pimpmobile
fagodile: I swear I typed "dafodile"
Eji: hahahahahahahha
<Anax> It's not my fault my evil twin won't let guys see my kitty.
<Anax> *you guys
<Anax> Wow, that was awkward.
<Anax> More so for me because I almost didn't catch that as 'klitty' before I hit enter.
<Mackilroy> hehe
<Anax> Shut up. It was an honest mistake.
* Mackilroy keeps laughing at Anax
<Anax> And if anyone quotes that I will kill them.
<Fluffy> No one uses the quote archive anymore
<Anax> Shut up.
<Anax> Oh, sweet.
<Anax> Thank freaking god.
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ... that's not the only one
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
mindule: ...
mindule: : (
Drew: HAHAHAA
Drew: hector, weapon
* hector hands Drew an AK-47.
Drew: ding!
mindule: hector, weapon
* hector shoves a giant dildo up mindule's ass before giving him oral sex with her beak.
Jshei: greg did you know brian got me a tablet for my birthday
Steelix: It was a sleeping pill.
* Steelix runs.
Jshei: bitch
Steelix: :P
insomniac: like, a drawing tablet?
Jshei: yeah, wacom 4x5 inch
Steelix: Cool.
insomniac: cool, you can trace his penis
antihero: hhahahaha
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<Fluffy> HOW DOES SEARCHING FOR "HOT MAN" GET ME LESBIAN PORN!?!?
Floozy: I am going to eat summin, and then go to bed :D
Oscar: floozy: sounds like a plan
***: Lek is now known as summin
summin: Yay!
* summin gets ready
Floozy: ...
Jon: ...
ThePixelGuru: heh
Jon: Lek++
Divals: ... indeed.
Jon: Nice try
ThePixelGuru: Lek++
* Floozy puts summin in the microwave on high, for 30 minutes
<Dy4> I like having sex with HUMAN BEINGS
<Dy4> Unlike someone.
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<Nadia> [Mackilroy] Ay, there's the rub
<Ithin> hahahaha
<Sierro> hahaha
<poofy> hahaha
* Hamster clears his throat.
<Hamster> ____ _ _ _______ _______ _____
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<Hamster> | |_) | | | | | | | | | (___
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<Hamster> | |_) | |__| | | | | | ____) |
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<Hamster> |____/ \____/ |_| |_| |_____(_)
<Hamster> lolsummon.
<Ross> matt is inside butts...
<mWalk> O/O
<mWalk> Just how I like it
<rooster> i am very selective about the men i'm attracted to, being straight
<mWalk> ...
<mWalk> What?
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: Why the hell has my Start menu decided to kill explorer.exe whenever it is opened?
Steelix: Regards,
Steelix: Jake
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: Send us more money and we'll give you a patch that won't solve your problem.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: Microsoft
mrxak: P.S. Send us more money.
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
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<Sierro> I've only met a nadful of australians
<Sierro> *handful
<Sierro> haha
<champ> that has got to be the best typo ever
<Sierro> I concur
Pikeman: God, I hate those ****ing 'rich girl' MTV shows.
mrxak: hahaha
mrxak: Sweet Sixteen is classic
Pikeman: I had to turn off Laguna Beach the other night because it made me sick to my stomach.
Eji: I hate MTV shows
Eji: but thats just me
Eji: Hell i hate MTV
mrxak: yeah, MTV sucks
Pikeman: Children are dying on the streets of Detroit and New York and LA and these girls are crying because they couldn't get the stretch limo with the spa in it.
Pikeman: That pisses me off so much that it physically effects me.
Eji: yeah
LawnGnome: To be fair, they were going to drive that Limo around the country and use the Spa to cleaning up the unwashed masses.
Pikeman: Heh.
mrxak: I love you LawnGnome
Pikeman hugs LawnGnome.
LawnGnome: Imagine the kind of love I'd be getting if I was grammatically correct!
LawnGnome: Keep those pants on, Tim.
<xtal> I give you... teh grene ribbno of dylseaxi!
<Fenris> there is no 'a' in dyslexia
<Fenris> oh
<Fenris> wait
<Fenris> ****
Guapo says something outrageously controversial
Lierodeath is shocked, horrified, and upset
Lierodeath argues the point
Guapo makes a condescending response, insulting liero's intelligence
Lierodeath suggests that Guapo's mother's integrity is not up to scratch
Guapo explodes with rage, calls liero's sister a naughty name
Guapo: (you know, this is more fun than the regular debates) ^^
Lierodeath: (indeed it is)
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scythe: ****ting in my boxers, dum dum dee dum, pants are for losers, dum dum dee dum
scythe: er
scythe: suck
scythe: sitting*
scythe: ****
scythe: sitting*
JohnCW: Hm.
mrxak: haha
scythe cries
