*********
  * ABOUT *
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  This text file shows the contents of the #ev3 quote archive as of September 3rd, 2001. This puts this it
very close to the time that I closed submissions to the archive due to excessive lameness - certainly, there
had been now new quotes added by that November. Note that some of the quotes have been snipped (using the old,
nasty method) - I do actually have these quotes somewhere on disk... I might upload them at some point.

  Until then... enjoy.
  
-Jon Pearse
  2005-04-08
  
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-#1212-

An excerpt from a query:
Jormungand: forget OF
*Talos[Talos@ool-18bf0284.dyn.optonline.net]* I'm not a bot, man

--
-#1211-

     Kaion: Gluebubble, I hearby rename you: Pearfruit!
GlueBubble: Kaion:  awesome!
*** GlueBubble is now known as Pearfruit
     Kaion: Please change your nick so...
     Kaion: Great!
            Pearfruit laughs 
     Kaion: :D
     Kaion: Awesome!
    hector: i guess awesome is a dalmation.
     Kaion: Great!
            Pearfruit finds this extremely amusing
     Kaion: I'm glad.
     Kaion: That's a much better name.
     Kaion: I am very happy now.
     Kaion: :)
 Pearfruit: Good, good.
     Kaion: (:
            Esponer laughs.
--> sheppo  he's a ****ing psycho!! :P
     Kaion: oh no whitefire...
--> sheppo  I can picture Kaion drinking people's blood :P
   *Sheppo* hehehehe
     Kaion: that's sad.
   *Sheppo* i replied to your suggestion
     Kaion: Think very easy, maybe you will remember it.
*** TomWoozle (T.C.Anthon@AC8F1325.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #ev3
--> sheppo  ooo, excellent :)
   zambezi: Ahh! Hide your horses....
            hector hides her horse
--> sheppo  if only B&B would load, I would check it :)
 WhiteFire: But never mind. Saskia is  still pretty
     Kaion: PearFruit, that is so awesome.
   *Sheppo* hehe
 WhiteFire: Hi Tom!!
     Kaion: I love your new name.
 TomWoozle: Hola
 Pearfruit: Tom baby!
     Kaion: Tell everyone who you are.
            Pearfruit models himself
            Pearfruit does a spin
            Pearfruit lightly flaunts himself
            Kaion guns his guitar.
            Pearfruit wiggles his ass in Tom's face
     Kaion: It's PEARFRUIT!!!
 TomWoozle: Ahem.
   Esponer: ...
 Pearfruit: "Hey baby, you like the new look?
            Pearfruit smiles coyly
 Pearfruit: lmao
 TomWoozle: Very... nice.
     Kaion: Yay!
     Kaion: :)

--
-#1210-

ShadeOBlue: ...attach a bicycle pump, and pump for a while.

--
-#1209-
// A continuation of the previous quote 'Bouncy Bouncy'. Very long.

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1209 ]

--
-#1208-

// Edited a bit for relevance

<starscream> bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
* FallenStar kills Akula with an inflatable kiddie pool
<Joolzman> uh
* starscream stabs FallenStar with a tuning fork
* starscream watches FallenStar vibrate to the pitch of A minor
<starscream> c'mon! who else wants to die????
<Gwydion> Not me.
* Gwydion suddenly shoots AradaPilot for no reason at all.
* starscream chases Gwydion with various blunt and sharp internet-based objects
* Gwydion runs back after starscream brandishing menacingly a fluffy kitten.
* starscream hides behind moki
<starscream> help mommy!!!
<Joolzman> heh
<Gwydion> Eek!
<Gwydion> Since when is moki a female?
* starscream then runs somewhere else
<scope> since "the operation"
* Tuna coutner's Gwydion's fluffy kitten with a fluffy puppy
<Joolzman> heh...so Nova isn't gonna be released this year eh ;)
<Luca> WHAT?!!!!!!!
<Tuna> heh
* Gwydion counter's Tuna's fluffy puppy with a comfy chair!
* starscream throws fluffy elephant at both Gwydion and Tuna
* Tuna counter's Gwydion's comfy chair with the soft pillows!
<Luca> if it is not out this year i will personally walk into Ambrosia headquarters and choke
Cap'n hector to death and feed him to my cat.
# Tuna changes nick to Thunder
* Gwydion stares in fear of the soft pillows, then whips out his broken violin!!
<starscream> attack!!!
* hector runs at mrxak and begins firing large munitions.
* AdmiralZombat huddles in the blasted landscape
* Thunder runs in fear of the broken violin, before pulling out his clogged watering can
<CaptEditor> heh
* Akula winks and nudges at Gildor
* starscream grabs his clarinet
<CaptEditor> hehe
<Akula> gah
<Gildor> starscream: not in public, please

--
-#1207-

//Looks like SOMEONE has the case of the... well... just read it.

[09:52] <draco> moki, can I worship you?
[09:52] <draco> I kind of lost the respect of my other god...
[09:52] <draco> Well, it was more than respect...
[09:52] <draco> She didn't really like the peanut butter gag...
[09:52] <draco> So anyhow, whaddya say?
[09:53] <draco> hello? moki?
[09:53] <draco> aww, shucks
[09:53] <draco> I'll have to go with Bill Gates :(
[09:53] *** draco is now known as dracoislookingforBillGates
[09:53] *** dracoislookingforBillGates has quit IRC (Quit: HEEEERRREE Biiiilllly! HEEEERRREE 
Billllllly!!!!!)
[09:54] <PoGNotWorking_Mirror> is anyone else actualy paying attention to this channel?

--
-#1206-

we were talking about depression and the side effects of Prozac....

 Myriad: but I take prozac, and I'm...
     Talos: homicidal?
 PyroQuake: lol

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-#1205-

// Mirror nad Cap'n E had a bit of a misunderstanding, but it worked out in the end

 CeRD: mirror.
 Mirrorman: ack!
CaptEditor: mmmmmm
CaptEditor: hmmm
 Mirrorman: ackack!
CaptEditor: hmmm?
 Mirrorman: whaa!
CaptEditor: Ieee?
 Mirrorman: wuuuuuu!
CaptEditor: IEEEEE!!???
 Mirrorman: liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!
CaptEditor: oh, IEEEEE!!!!
*** CaptEditor has left channel #sane

--
-#1204-

// edited slightly for continuity
            Weepul884 throws another pebble, followed by another boulder, into the channel
^Durandal_: dammit, who told him he could throw this junk into the channel?
            ^Durandal_7400 eyes hector suspiciously
            Kidglove is back
            Kidglove is asstounded that there are only 14 lines of text between his coming and
going...
 Weepul884: ah, good, ripples have spread
 Weepul884: hector, divine if you let me throw "this junk" into the channel
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'You wish,' Weepul884
 Weepul884: durandal, see?  don't blame the bot :)
^Durandal_: hmm
            ^Durandal_7400 eyes zambezi and thresher suspiciously
   zambezi: I didn't do it!
^Durandal_: liar!
   zambezi: ...but I didn't!  Ask moki if he knows, he's in charge here.
^Durandal_: quit it with the lies, zam, we all you know you're the mastermind around here, moki is
just a cat
   zambezi: Drat, we've been figured out.
   zambezi: moki, um, run...
^Durandal_: wow, news sure travels fast over there in bot-land /dripping sarcasm
*** Weepul 884 has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (dun mess with me more, boi)
*** Weepul 884 (btaenzer@63.204.205.96) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o Weepul884" on #ev3 by zambezi
 Weepul884: hmm, power corrupts?
^Durandal_: I'm not sure I've ever seen someone have the bot kick themselves before

--
-#1203-

<ComputerLizard> a lamer in need is a lamer indeed.
<ComputerLizard> now how lame was that?
<basilisk> iLiz- that applies quite well to Kaion, actually :P

--
-#1202-

<oasa> That ruins my chances
<oasa> I'll never get goat.sex now

--
-#1201-

* TomWoozle would hang himself if necro managed to pull Britney...

<antihero> she'd probably hang herself too

--
-#1200-

moki: hawk: we still like you, even if you do have a penchant for the taste of butt hair

--
-#1199-

 Harbinger: nothing interesting goign on riht
            Katerei fixes harbinger's keyboard
 Harbinger: heh
    Mirror: lol
 Harbinger: not the keyboard -- my fingeres
   Katerei: oh
 Harbinger: figers
   Katerei: well, ok
 Harbinger: fingers
 Harbinger: geesh
            Katerei laughs, fixes harb's fingers :)
            Mirror fixes harby's fingers
 Harbinger: woah, too many chefs in the kitchen! :)
            Katerei runs to quote archive ;)
 Harbinger: ooh, haveb't checked that in a while
    Mirror: huh
    Mirror: this is not quote-worthy
   Katerei: you don't think so?
    Mirror: nope
   Katerei: eh, oh well
    Mirror: fiing fingers?
            Katerei just goes to read quotes then
    Mirror: *x*
   Katerei: exactly
    Mirror: maybe...
            Katerei fixes mirrorman's fingrs
    Mirror: ouch!!
            Katerei fixes her own fingers while she's at it
   Katerei: Sorry.
    Mirror: that hurt!!
    Mirror: don't do that anymore
            Katerei bandadges mirror's fingers
   Katerei: ok
   Katerei: Oh, now you can't type..
            Mirror fingers hurt
   Katerei: dang
 Harbinger: hmph.
 Harbinger: It's contageous
            Mirror can type one key at a time.....
 Harbinger: Sorry folks!  :(
    Mirror: this takes a while, though
            Mirror takes the bandages off and uses healing elixer
    Mirror: is good stuff

--
-#1198-


oasa: whee
 * TomWoozle cleans oasa
oasa: ?
TomWoozle: You whee'd on your trousers.
oasa: oh my
 * oasa hides

--
-#1197-

// exactly as written, no editing, and in context.
1:23 PM: CottonMous: well, child porn and rape are OK

--
-#1196-

//In reference to oasa of all people.

Wafer: weird...i though you were cotton mouse for a second...
Wafer goes and gets some coffee

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-#1195-

CottonMous: Help! I want to overclock my jar of dill pickles! 
spamguy_wo: What processor speed is your jar of pickles?
CottonMous: hold on
CottonMous: Vlasic Kosher Dill Pickles 120 mhz 
CottonMous: 256 PKLE RAM 
CottonMous: Lays Chipset 
   Gwydion: Most of the ones I've heard of are 271 VPW.
   Gwydion: Vinegar Power
   Gwydion: = VPW
spamguy_wo: Have you added new pickles to the jar within the past few months?
CottonMous: no
     Grybs: That gives them a speed boost.
CottonMous: it says up to 240mhz!
spamguy_wo: I suggest you simply buy a new jar then
CottonMous: I need to overclock it to 240!
CottonMous: it's only @ 1/2 speed!
CottonMous: my Dill 120 is through a 2x agp interface!
CottonMous: it is @ 240
CottonMous: I guess I need to replace it
spamguy_wo: New pickles run very cheap these days...i suggest you just get some new pickles, or even
a new pickle jar
CottonMous: I'm pretty strapped for cash
spamguy_wo: Do you want to run OS P?
      Pyro: jesus your pickle jar has the capabilty to run faster than my imac...
CottonMous: OS P?
spamguy_wo: OS Pickle
CottonMous: I might have the p.1 update
CottonMous: does it solve the exploding pickle when it gets too hot?
spamguy_wo: Pickle Computers is still working on the update...if you have a copy, it must have been
pirated by a pirate pickler picking a peck of pirated pickles
CottonMous: I hate tech support!
spamguy_wo: Shut up and give me your credit card #, then hold please

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-#1194-

 Gwydion: Wha?
             lambda slaps Gwydion for being so stupid.
  Gwydion: Ah.
  Gwydion: Damn you!
             lambda damns Gwydion
  Gwydion: ow
  Gwydion: Curse you!
             lambda curses Gwydion.
  Gwydion: ow
      AVN: heh
  Gwydion: F*** you!
             lambda f***s Gwydion.
  Gwydion: Eww!
      AVN: heh
Katerei: hehehe
Katerei: well, at least now we know lambda's obedient

--
-#1193-

            Weepul884 summons a hurricane
 Weepul884: may a wave wash up onto your shore
*** WhiteFire (WhiteFire@144.137.82.140) has joined channel #ev3
 Weepul884: hmm

--
-#1192-

// we were talking about flames
// slightly edited

  shayborg likes avoiding flames
             shayborg doesn't want lines like that incoming
             shayborg just watches quietly
      oasa: i can see your point of view, shayon
      oasa: but I find it very amusing to flame people
             shayborg too
  shayborg: but only if it's htjyang
  shayborg: :)
      oasa: heh
    Flatty: I dig it, shay. I guess i"m more of a confrontalationalist....ism. heh... I wonder what
the correct word is... :)
      oasa: flatty: asshole
    Flatty: oh, right.
    Flatty: :)

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-#1191-

 peteso: so what do I have to do to become a pers
   Grybsi: Well...
   Grybsi: Destroy your physical being, and become an AI in computer code.
Pikeman: heh
   Grybsi: Then infect the atmos machines with your essence.
Pikeman: then become hector's lover
   Grybsi: And write yourself into the game.
   Grybsi: It's really that simple.
   Grybsi: Pike- that's not necessary.
Pikeman: sure it is
Pikeman: she carries favor with the powers that be
Pikeman: bang hector and you're got moki's ear  :)
Pikeman: but bang moki and you've got a lot of trouble...
   peteso: what about making ur self famous through havung sex with the prsident
  Anatole: pikeman: heh
zhouj_workingonlistofweaps: Bush???????
   hector: Well, I once saw this funny tattoo of a lawnmower.  It involved a bush.  :grin:
zhouj_workingonlistofweaps: no way
Pikeman: only Americans do that stuff, sorry
   peteso: why are scots not allowed special access
Pikeman: because scots are special
Wandering_Slacker: what the crap is going on....
Pikeman: the scots are coming, that's what  :)
Wandering_Slacker: I need to move to canada from dirty america says me
Pikeman: canada is worse
Wandering_Slacker: cleaner
Pikeman: all that pot
Wandering_Slacker: I do not have to use it...and....in the US there might be more...
Pikeman: there is more
Pikeman: god bless America
Wandering_Slacker: hahaha
   peteso: what is pot. martin seems to like it but i don't now what it is yet
Pikeman: America consumes 95% of the world's drugs, and we love every minute of it  :)
Wandering_Slacker: pot is cannibus
Wandering_Slacker: weed
*** scope (scope@64.45.141.75) joined #ev3
Wandering_Slacker: reffer
    scope: hi all
Wandering_Slacker: hello
Wandering_Slacker: mary jane
Wandering_Slacker: etc
Pikeman: hector, divine whether or not the whole channel will get high.
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Obviously,' Pikeman
Pikeman: lol

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-#1190-
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1191 ]

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-#1189-

    Gildor: Agh, two grybs
            Gildor hides
    Gildor: second sign of the apocalypse

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-#1188-

 // slightly edited

Flatty: tennis balls are possibly the most entertaining things ever created. EVER. I could play with
one for hours and never get bored....
*** AwayGrybsi is now known as Grybs
     Grybs: hrm.
             Flatty tosses Grybs a tennis ball
             Grybs catches.
             Flatty goes long
             Grybs throws the ball at Flatty's head.
             Flatty rubs head and goes off to play with himself.
    Flatty: •by himself
     Grybs: Hrm.
    Flatty: heh

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-#1187-

Pikeman: hector, divine whether or not I will get high today.
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'In your dreams,' Pikeman
Pikeman: damn bot
   hector: speaking

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-#1186-

A variation on a modern classic....  

Pikeman: i was gonna post a topic, but then I got high
Pikeman: ooo oo ooo
Pikeman: instead I spammed alot, because I was high
Pikeman: oooooooo
Pikeman: now I'm permabanned, and I know why
Pikeman: ooooo
Pikeman: cause i was high cause i was high cause i was high
Pikeman: la da da da da da
AAAPlayer: don't quit your regular job, pike
Pikeman: shut up, foo
AAAPlayer: :P
Pikeman: that's a quote

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-#1185-

// edited slightly...
10:01 AM:             Anatole rips shayborg a new asshole
10:02 AM:             Anatole rips shayborg another asshole
10:02 AM:      Gunsh: Charming
10:02 AM:    Anatole: Go on, and be merry, Thou Vile Three-Anused beast!
10:02 AM:   shayborg: ahh, thanks

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-#1184-

CottonMous: SWEET BABY JESUS!!!  GODDAMN MOKI!
CottonMous: god...
CottonMous: I clicked the link in "they"
CottonMous: and... looked up moki...
CottonMous: and...
CottonMous: oh god...
*** Signoff: CeRD (Ping timeout)
CottonMous: the krispy cream babes....
CottonMous: nooo
            CottonMouse slowly scratches at his eyes
CottonMous: ......
CottonMous: why?
CottonMous: it didn't have to pick that line to post...
CottonMous: why...  why...
*** Psyael (mgoddessw@A020-0162.SNFC.splitrock.net) has joined channel #ev3
            CottonMouse cries softly in a corner
*** Psyael is now known as Kaion
CottonMous: Hey....
CottonMous: Kaion, would you like to see a picture?

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-#1183-

	rooster gives katerei a fork
rooster:use it well
	Katerei impales rooster on the fork

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-#1182-


Kaion: Well....
     Kaion: I'm going to go play PSO & GT3 now...
     Kaion: ok?
     Kaion: Well....I was going to, but then I got hungry so I found food & was eating.
     Kaion: So I'm going to do it now...
     Kaion: No...
     Kaion: But I'll be back later.
     Kaion: ok.
     Kaion: Seeya.
*** Signoff: Kaion (Quit: Kaion)

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-#1181-

kinescope: rofl
kinescope: -1k file.
Katerei: lol
Katerei: how is that possible?
^Durandal_7400: antimatter?
 NNNormal: copy it and gain hd space

//don't ask...just don't ask...


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-#1180-

4:09 PM:    Anatole: anon: did you know there is a gaming convention called the anoncon?
4:09 PM:     Floozy: hey Anon
4:09 PM:    Anatole: that's just my random fact of the day
4:09 PM:  MadBomber: Did someone say... RANDOM?
4:09 PM:    Anatole: yes
4:10 PM:    Anatole: i did

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-#1179-

     scope: *GASP!*  Code Green Air Quality
     scope: Weed Pollen!

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-#1178-
// Hrm. All there is to say is Hrm.

 * TomWoozle has lost a very furry, very expensive pussy.
TomWoozle: This is a problem.
 * TomWoozle hrms
 * oasa doesn't ask

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-#1177-

*** CaptEditor (Kevin@216-119-26-103.o1.jps.net) has joined #ev3
CaptEditor: hello
*** Anon has signed off (Quit: stuff, be back tomorrow)
*** Flatty has signed off (Ping timeout)
  ElGuapo7: editor
FallenStar: heh
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

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-#1176-

      moki: woof
    Flatty: 'lo EG7
  sitharus: my PC's clock's stopped
    Flatty: howdy moki
    Flatty: +sith
  ElGuapo7: moki speaks!
  ElGuapo7: hi moki, sithboy
    Flatty: argh
  ElGuapo7: i luv it
   Pikeman: is that just mokiscript, or is it really him?
   Pikeman: one way to find out if moki is here....
FallenStar: They're kinda lame at some point
   Pikeman: **** YOU MOKI!!!!!   ;)  j/k
    Flatty: that's one way to do it...
    Flatty: :)
    Flatty: otherwise:
*** Pikeman was kicked off #ev3 by ElGuapo7 (no no no)
             Flatty pokes moki
*** Pikeman (Pikeman@svcr-adsl-216-37-228-191.epix.net) has joined #ev3
  ElGuapo7: did I do that?!
   Pikeman: bah!
  ElGuapo7: :D
    Flatty: now you missed my alternate technique
  ElGuapo7: yah
    Flatty: doesn't seem to be working either, tho
  ElGuapo7:              Flatty has wild sex with moki
  sitharus: hehe
    Flatty: that too.
   Pikeman: at least you dont ban me like moki does....   doesn't understand that i'm joking, i
guess
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

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-#1175-

poor Gildor walks in on a conversation.....

             Pikeman wets Stomp's bed
   Gildor: Er...
Pikeman: heh
    Stomp: You are my ultimate soulmate!
   Gildor: ~not~ what one wants to see when they join a channel
    Stomp: Would you rather he wet your bed, Gildor?
  rooster: i might have to agree there
Pikeman: lol
*** Gwydion (LordGwydio@adsl-141-154-69-143.bostma.adsl.bellatlantic.net) joined #ev3
             Pikeman wets the entire channel
   Gildor: Stomp: given the choice, no
  Gwydion: Whoo!
             Gildor nods at Gwyd and gives him a small kipper
             Gwydion blows many large chunks.
             Stomp is urinated upon
             Pikeman wets Gildor's kippers
  Gwydion: Man, that was a pretty large storm.
    Stomp: I miss the monsoons down in Arizona.
             Pikeman wets Arizona
    Stomp: Let the monsoons do their job, Pike.
Pikeman: no!
Pikeman: it's my job!!!
Pikeman: fish are always wet!
    Stomp: I don't see a nametag on your vest proclaiming youa surrogate monsoon.
             Pikeman puts his wet nametag on
    Stomp: Oh.
    Stomp: Well, carry on then.
Pikeman: ooops, upside down
Pikeman: there
    Stomp: Wait a second, that's not a surrogate monsoon nametag! That's an Alcoholics Anonymous
nametag!
             Pikeman runs
    Stomp: That would explain the frequent urination, I suppose.
    Stomp: And the constant running.
             Pikeman is discovered
             Stomp hands Pike a package of Depend(s)
             Pikeman eats them
    Stomp: That could work.
             Pikeman runs away
             Pikeman runs from the runs
    Stomp: You could also wad the filling up into little balls and insert it into your urethra.
Pikeman: they keep following me, dammit!
             Pikeman walks while running
    Stomp: Try locking your knees together and waddling.
Pikeman: i need more of those depends
Pikeman: hurry
Pikeman: !
    Stomp: Sorry, a guy's gotta eat.
Pikeman: dammit
Pikeman: hey!
Pikeman: that's it!
Pikeman: i'll just dam it up!
             Pikeman dams it
Pikeman: hey, that worked!
Pikeman: wow
             Pikeman is proud
    Stomp: So that baby Jesus buttplug came in handy after all.
Pikeman: i know
Pikeman: praise the lord!
AAAPlayer: heh
             Pikeman runs for the #ev3 quote archive

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-#1174-

// Context is like world peace. It'll never happen...

[19:42] <forge> Who wants a catfish I just found?
[19:42] <forge> It was sitting in the stairwell in a plastic bag.
[19:43] <PyroQuake> just like that?
[[19:43] <forge> Yeah.
[19:43] <PyroQuake> hm...
[19:43] <forge> I have weird neighbors.
[19:43] <draco> it's probably drugged
[19:43] <forge> Nah, drug dealers are next building over.
[19:43] <draco> oh, ok
[19:43] <antihero> you have weird neighbors?
[19:43] <forge> Same with child whores and statutory rapists.
[19:43] <forge> The next building over is the cool one.
[19:44] <forge> We get stuck with the spousal abuse and straight dope dealers in this
building.

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-#1173-

- On teaching Akula how to DCC a 3k file to another user...
<dcc goes by...>
5:38 PM:    Anatole: wanna be really cool and resend a 
version of that that applescript doesn't say is corrupt?
5:38 PM:      Akula: hmm
5:38 PM:      Akula: yeah...
5:40 PM:    Anatole: yay
5:40 PM:    Anatole: thanks
<dcc goes by...>
5:40 PM:    Anatole: akula, what the hell did you do to that file?!.
5:41 PM:      Akula: Anatole: what's wrong now?
5:41 PM:    Anatole: akula: stuffit thinks you are on crack...
5:41 PM:      Akula: hrm
5:41 PM:      Akula: might be becasue the script is in use now
5:41 PM:      Akula: or that I didn't use Macbinary
5:41 PM:    Anatole: it's 3k. send it uncompressed with your 'stuffittrash'
5:42 PM:    Anatole: akula: it's 3k. don't compress the damn thing
5:42 PM:      Akula: text, macbinary, or binary?
5:42 PM:    Anatole: binary, silly
5:42 PM:    Anatole: urh
5:42 PM:    Anatole: N00B!
5:42 PM:    Anatole: hee
5:42 PM:    Anatole: hee
<dcc goes by...>
5:43 PM:    Anatole: akula, what the hell is this trash you keep sending me!?
5:43 PM:    Anatole: that's a -1k file!
5:43 PM:    Anatole: what IS this stuff?!
5:43 PM:      Akula: its the script!
5:43 PM:    Anatole: it's -1 kilobytes!
5:43 PM:      Akula: hrm
5:43 PM:    Thunder: -1K?  I gotta get me some of those and free up some space on my hard drive!
5:43 PM:      Akula: that might be a problem
<dcc goes by...>
5:45 PM:      Akula: Anatole: any luck?
5:47 PM:    Anatole: akula: it's a blank script
5:47 PM:    Anatole: here what you do:
5:47 PM:    Anatole: scope, what and idiot
5:47 PM:    Anatole: 1) copy the open file so it's not open
5:47 PM:    Anatole: dcc THAT to me
5:47 PM:      Akula: blank?
5:47 PM:      Akula: well, you know
5:47 PM:      Akula: maybe I don't use a script
5:47 PM:    Anatole: don't use any crack or otherwise impare your abilities to type dcc commands to
me while doing this
5:48 PM:      Akula: and I really have a G5 Sphere
5:49 PM: AkulaAtChe: what client are you using?
5:49 PM:    Anatole: ircle
<another DCC goes by...>
5:51 PM:    Anatole: akula: it worx0rs

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-#1172-

     Talos: yeah!
     Talos: the form works!
             Talos dances around in a circle
  ElGuapo7: ?
             ElGuapo7 realizes that Talos has finally flipped
     Talos: "finally"?
     Talos: :P
             ElGuapo7 realizes that Talos has gone beyond the strange and tenuous ties to reality we
maintain here
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#1171-

            Anatole notes #ev3 is really quiet suddenly
   Gwydion:   
    martin:   
     scope:  
   Gwydion:  
   Anatole:  
   Anatole:  
   Anatole:  
   Gwydion:  
     scope:  
   Anatole:  
   Gwydion:  
    martin:  
   Gwydion:  
     scope:   
   Anatole:  
   Anatole:  
   Anatole:  
   Gwydion:  
   Gwydion:  
     scope: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
            martin 
   Gwydion:  
     scope:   
  antihero: uh
            scope 
   Gwydion: Ouch! MY EARS HURT!
            Anatole 
   Gwydion: Stop that, scope!
            Anatole 
            Anatole 
*** Anatole has been kicked off channel #ev3 by thresher (flood)
*** Anatole (Prophetus@07-190.024.popsite.net) has joined channel #ev3.
     scope: and that's a quote
   Gwydion: Certainly.

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-#1170-

I, ElG7, was asking if he, shade, knew someone I knew with his last name...

ShadeOBlue: ah
ShadeOBlue: maybe he's my long lost twin brother
ShadeOBlue: don't know how he's my twin seeing as we weren't born at the same time, probably not
even the same year, and that our parents are apparently different people, but I'm telling ya, we're
long lost twin brothers..

--
-#1169-

oasa: all 33 of my personalities think we're the best thing that ever happened to this planet.

--
-#1168-

     Anon: I played EV on an Mac Classic back in 1982!
     necro: EV was released in 1982?
     necro: yeah right..
     Anon: necro, you should also be pointing out the problem of having a mac classic in 1982

--
-#1167-

             syntax curses frandall for putting the wormholes so far out
     Akula: you have to pay for it
   Iridium: heh
   Gwydion: heh
   Iridium: OOH! wormholes!
    syntax: this is ridiculous  :P
             Iridium bounces
             Gwydion worms his way through a worm hole.
  ElGuapo7: that's called a "leak from a high level source"
             Akula wonders what Guapo needs a bot for
  ElGuapo7: which means someone's pissing on us
   Iridium: hehe
     Akula: haha
             Akula hands Guapo a gold star
             ElGuapo7 declines to answer the question

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-#1166-

  ElGuapo7: moki: my MAD magazine CD collection has a panic button
      moki: hawk: life is suffering
 oasa_away: you could serve images from a local apache server
  ElGuapo7: it's not a dumb idea
      hawk: moki: it hurts...
  ElGuapo7: btw, put me down for a copy
      moki: yes I know
      moki: hahaha
   Iridium: hehe
  ElGuapo7: wait
      moki: see, everyone wants Smutling!
  ElGuapo7: 2 copies
  ElGuapo7: hell, can I be a distributor?
   Iridium: hehe

--
-#1165-

    Wraith: i am immortal, i have insightly blood of kings, i have no rival, no men can be...
*** Wraith was kicked off #ev3 by ElGuapo7 (immortal THIS)
  ElGuapo7: j/k
*** Wraith (Wraith@AC9A8699.ipt.aol.com) has joined #ev3
    syntax: insightly?
   Iridium: hmm, not so immortal it seems...
      moki: hehe
    Wraith: darn you, tis a song
  ElGuapo7: just kidding, wraith
    Wraith: i know
  ElGuapo7: its now a quote

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-#1164-

  ElGuapo7: wazzup?
    hector: hmmm... wazzup is lame
   Iridium: hi ElGuapo7
    Wraith: hay elguapo
  ElGuapo7: hi iri
  ElGuapo7: wraith
    Wraith: elguapo, did you use to have any affiliation with uEVO RPG?
  ElGuapo7: hector, divine if someone programmed you not to like that Budweiser ad
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'What do YOU think,' ElGuapo7
  ElGuapo7: figures

--
-#1163-

 Akula: oasa!
     Akula: have you fixed that problem on your server yet?**
     Akula: problems, even?
      oasa: what problem?
     Akula: that one problem
     Akula: the one that was problematic
      oasa: really, don't be any more specific
     Akula: alright

--
-#1162-

/*
  Gah, I leave #ev3 for a week and look what happens... :p
  /me waves at #ev3, scuttles off to his dead computer.

  Later everyone

  -Gil
*/

--
-#1161-

[17:50] *** Rima has joined #ev3
[17:50] <ShadeOBlue> hey rima
[17:50] <Gwydion> Hey Rima.
[17:50] <antihero> hey rima
[17:50] <draco> lo Rima
[17:50] * forge hugs Rima.
[17:50] *** Rima has quit IRC (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.1b2 PPC)

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-#1160-

            Anatole just nukes everything
            Anatole dies
*** Signoff: Anatole (Quit: )

--
-#1159-

Anatole: lifes uncertain. thus, type with one hand.

--
-#1158-

11:25 AM:          I: hector 2^64
11:25 AM:     hector: 66
// Maybe she isn't as smart as we thought...

--
-#1157-

// context? whassat?
8:38 PM: CaptEditor: I'm the same way…
8:38 PM:    Anatole: gay?
8:38 PM:    Anatole: you are too?

--
-#1156-

    hector: WarBeast: I forgot you suck

--
-#1155-

// 100% context free!  
1:16 PM:   SMachine: I dont care for underwear


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-#1154-

// I love coincidence. Now only to figure out which notation he was replying to...

rooster: shade has 146
ShadeOBlue: rooster, 146 what?
   Anatole: shade: yeah
   Anatole: shade: get your own mac!
   rooster: breasts, i don't know...
ShadeOBlue: I will, eventually
   rooster: lmao!
   Anatole: SOON
   rooster: and that's a quote!

--
-#1153-

// Draco as 'The Summoner'
// Edited for context

[18:45] * draco concentrates...
[18:45] * draco SUMMONS!
[18:45] *** PyroQuake has joined #ev3
[18:45] *** Ender2 has joined #ev3

[18:47] *** Ender2 was kicked by zambezi (flood)
[18:49] * draco SUMMONS!
[18:49] *** Ender2 has joined #ev3

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-#1152-

4:57 PM: TiredProph: vape, cold one!
4:57 PM: *** iBeer (iDuff@24.64.66.255) has joined channel #ev3
// 'Tole has 1337-ness coursing through his veins, no?

--
-#1151-
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--
-#1150-

leech: moki pointed out that an Arby's Roast beef sandwich looks like a vagina

--
-#1149-

Tire: if I could actually play online games of that I'd play you

hawk is using TWO computers right now

CottonMous: you suck?

hector swallows!

Tire: my connection does

CottonMous: oh lord...

Tire: LOL

--
-#1148-

Anatole: Fresh **** A Pizza

--
-#1147-
//This guy is starting to scare me! (edited for other stuff)
8:27 PM:             hawk flexes summoning muscle
8:27 PM:             Anatole fears
8:27 PM:       hawk: *summon*
8:27 PM:       hawk: *summon*
8:27 PM: *** Demosthenes (Catacomb@sktnsk01d051401222.sk.sympatico.ca) has joined 
8:28 PM: *** Typhoon (Typhoon@cable-43-20-237-24.juneau.ak.net) has joined channel #ev3   

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-#1146-

// there wasn't any context... before this comment, nothing had been said for over a minute

Anatole: since when is some guy sticking his foot up a goat's ass porn?

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-#1145-

oasa: damnit anatole
oasa: that was my edible underwear

--
-#1144-
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--
-#1143-
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--
-#1142-

11:15:36 AM:              Gwydion summons Carnotaur to come to #ev3...
11:15:40 AM:    Gwydion: *summon* *summon*
11:15:48 AM: *** ircleuser (newbie@1Cust182.tnt48.nyc3.da.uu.net) joined #ev3
11:15:52 AM:    Gwydion: Darn.
11:15:53 AM:   Joolzman: close
11:15:55 AM:   Joolzman: ;P
11:16:03 AM:              Gwydion summons Carno again.
11:16:04 AM: Thunder: Gwydion - better luck next time
11:16:06 AM:    Gwydion: *summon* *summon*
11:16:21 AM:    Gwydion: *summon*
11:16:23 AM:    Gwydion: *summon*
11:16:30 AM:              Gwydion summons again.
11:16:31 AM:   Joolzman: *SUMMON GODDAMMIT*
11:16:37 AM:    Gwydion: *summon*
11:16:39 AM: *** Mirrorman (Mirrorman@AC922089.ipt.aol.com) joined #ev3
11:16:40 AM:    Gwydion: Hmm...
11:16:42 AM:    Gwydion: Dang!
11:16:46 AM:    Gwydion: I screwed up again!
11:16:46 AM: Thunder: wrong again :p
11:16:59 AM: *** Carnotaur (Carnotaur@216.254.97.204) joined #ev3
11:17:00 AM:              Gwydion summons again.
11:17:02 AM:    Gwydion: WHEE!
11:17:06 AM:  Carnotaur: Hehe
11:17:07 AM: Thunder: Third time's a charm :)

--
-#1141-

10:48 AM:             Gwydion shoots oasa and demands to have oasa's two SGI displays and that G4.
10:49 AM:       oasa: over my dead body
10:49 AM:       oasa: oh, wait
10:49 AM:       oasa: feel free

--
-#1140-
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1141 ]

--
-#1139-

*** Ender (Anaconda@cm-24-246-10-241.sanbruno.ispchannel.com) has joined channel #ev3
     Ender: wb, Ender
ShadeOBlue: I'm sick and tired of saying wb to ender :P

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-#1138-

hawk grumbles
CaptEditor: oh?
CaptEditor: why?
      hawk: I would have ops here, but the administration fears me
CaptEditor: heh
CaptEditor: same…
      hawk: they fear me because they think I'd turn the channel over to grybs
CaptEditor: when i get ops, I can't resist kicking someone
CaptEditor: ;)
      hawk: once upon a time, i had #ev3 ops
      hawk: but since I was an IRC newbie, I started pressing the pretty buttons
      hawk: which got me de-opped very quickly
CaptEditor: lol
      hawk: incidentally, that was my first IRC experience
CaptEditor: hehe
      hawk: so I had no idea that those were operator buttons
      hawk: i thought they were personal preferences
CaptEditor: yeah
CaptEditor: lol
      hawk: IMO, I'd be a good op
      hawk: but, alas, nobody trusts me
CaptEditor: same
CaptEditor: but that's what they all say…
      hawk: I'm right
      hawk: ask the old #sanity administration
     iBeer: lol
     iBeer: and you think you have it bad?
      hawk: not at all, why?
     iBeer: I've bribed moki with a BANANA and STILL no OpS!!!
      hawk: oh my god
CaptEditor: yeah…

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-#1137-

/ok, so they were talking about different things, but still, nice timing :)

 iBeer: pussy?
  moki: never seen that

--
-#1136-

//Now that's what I call *damned* good reaction speed.  ;)

2:35 PM:       Rima: now people are talking so there's no need to fill up the silence. no more
singing until the next silence.

//About a minute later...

2:35 PM:    Gwydion: *silence*

//Almost instantaneously, not one second later:

2:35 PM:   Joolzman: LALALALALA

--
-#1135-

[09:55] *** TomWoozle was kicked by necro (**** you funny man)
[09:55] *** TomWoozle has joined #ev3
[09:56] *** necro was kicked by TomWoozle (TomWoozle)
[09:56] *** necro has joined #ev3
[09:56] *** zambezi sets mode: +o necro
[09:57] *** TomWoozle was kicked by necro (stop it dick drip)
[09:57] *** TomWoozle has joined #ev3

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-#1134-

 Stomp: You're jonpearse.f2s.com, no?
 Stomp: Or is that the other G person.
Gildor: yup
Gildor: "other G person"?
        Gildor is kinda insulted :p
  Cone: God?

--
-#1133-

  Cone: God?
hector: this topic shouldn't have anything set
 Stomp: forget God
hector: Stomp: I forgot god
 Stomp: YEAH!
 Stomp: I made hector lose his religion.
Gildor: and that's a quote

--
-#1132-

 * Gildor notes that it's come to a bad time when CG women are better than the real alternative :\
 * oasa watches gildor shack up with a rendering farm and some tissues

--
-#1131-


//That was quick.

5:16 PM: *** ComputerLizard (iLiz@b109.netikka.fi) has joined channel #ev3
5:16 PM: ComputerLi: lo, bye, g2g
5:16 PM: *** Signoff: ComputerLizard (Quit: what is the meaning of life? i'd like to find out before
i get one.)

--
-#1130-

//Yes, that was the *real* hector who said that.

3:13 PM:     hector: hector, divine whether you am vain.

--
-#1129-

2:40 PM: *** Rocksolid64 (3843ec05@24.169.154.179) has joined channel #ev3
2:40 PM: CaptEditor: Rocksolid head, eh?
2:40 PM: *** Rocksolid64 has left channel #ev3

--
-#1128-

*** rooster has joined #ev3
<rooster> hey minions
*** rooster was kicked by TomWoozle (You wish.)

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-#1127-

// Context is such a _strong_ word...

[08:00] * Gildor wanders around quietly
[08:01] * TomWoozle watches Gildor
[08:01] * draco runs around quickly
[08:01] * Joolzman checks his mail
[08:01] * Gildor falls over
[08:02] * draco trips over Gildor
[08:02] * TomWoozle kicks Gildor whilst he is down
[08:02] * Joolzman trips over draco
[08:02] <Gildor> hey!
[08:02] * TomWoozle trips over Joolzman
[08:02] * TomWoozle gets up quickly
[08:02] * Joolzman says, quote, "ow"
[08:02] * Gildor stands up, laughs at everyone on the floor
[08:02] * draco trips over TomWoozle, but realizes he isn't there, so just fals over
[08:02] * Joolzman pulls on TomWoozle's leg to make him trip[08:03] <necro> Ante Up!
[08:03] * draco throws four chips into the pot
[08:03] <Joolzman> no "up"s here
[08:03] <Joolzman> everybody's down.
[08:03] * draco then grabs the pot and starts smokin'

--
-#1126-

//the late night:
necro: 7:29.
necro: I'm going back to bed.
*** necro has signed off (Quit: *plip plop*)
antihero: am or pm?
antihero: dammit
JediMike: back to bed?
antihero: he's a britisher
antihero: they live in wierd times
JediMike: oh, yeah...

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-#1125-

CE: what's the link to the Quote Archive?
  WarBeast: hector, quote archive
   Gwydion: http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php
    hector: quote archive is at http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php
    TIE187: quotes?
    hector: The #ev3 quote archive is at http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php
   Gwydion: Yes!!
   Gwydion: I was first!
   Gwydion: Yay!
   Gwydion: :)
        CE: heh
Begemotike: You sad, sad, person
            rooster backhands gwydion
   rooster: meh
   Gwydion: Nah, just bored.
    TIE187: me too

--
-#1124-

On Times With Your New G4, REALLY Good Ones:

 Harbinger: I just happen to be using my barnd new G4!!!! :)
 Harbinger: barnd
        CE: damn you
        CE: how many mhz?
 Harbinger: i'm using ircle carbon
 Harbinger: 533
 Harbinger: not the fastest, but good enough
 Harbinger: i love this keyboard, the mouse, everything
        CE: I have a 533 as well
 Harbinger: i could just type forever
        CE: yeah, they're great
 Harbinger: it's soft yet very responsive
 Harbinger: i'm going to make love to my G4
 Harbinger: oops
 Harbinger: that was overboard
        CE: uh…
 Harbinger: sorry, TOOOOOOOOOOo haaaapy
        CE: eastcoasters…
 Harbinger: heh
        CE: :D
        CE: CD-RW?
 Harbinger: aayup
 Harbinger: :)
 Harbinger: havent' even used it yet
        CE: same
            Harbinger gets dressed
        CE: yeah, but then you need CD-RW CD's if you want to re-write them
 Harbinger: oops, i just took a shower...
 Harbinger: and that's a quote

--
-#1123-

From a secret channel, but funny nontheless...
1:00 PM:             Firbolg loves having frequent casual sex with Anatole
1:00 PM:             Firbolg spanks himself for thinking about botsex.
1:02 PM: *** Gwydion has left channel #**** (Blork) 
1:02 PM:             Firbolg loves being spanked!
1:03 PM:             Firbolg loves Anatole's spanking
1:03 PM:    Firbolg: Ooooh, Anatole! I LOVE it when you spank me like that!

--
-#1122-

// talking about sw... bah, who cares about context.

Stomp: I love the feeling of small fish nibbling on my genitals, as well.

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-#1121-

// Context Shmantext //

<Gildor> Gwyd: how big is it?

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-#1120-

//Talking about finding out what a game Ace played in an arcade was called.

marijuanit: I think you are talking about the game Gallop Racer, ace.
*** marijuanita is now known as Ender
  Defender: Gollop Racer
  Defender: never even heard of that
       Ace: WTF is that? Gallop Racer
   rooster: ace, it's probably Ronald Hannigan's Putting Challenge...
       Ace: lol
     Ender: heh
  Defender: lol
     Ender: or Mary Kate and Ashley:  Crush Cousre.
     Ender: course
   rooster: haha!
   rooster: better!
       Ace: damnm it!
 PyroQuake: heh, Mary Kate and Ashly
   zambezi: Scary thought:  Mary Kate and Ashley are FRATERNAL twins!
     Ender: heh.
 PyroQuake: heh
       Ace: maybe the game doesnt exist and it was a ghost situation
  Defender: heh
       Ace: like if i go back they'll tell me the buildings been abandoned for 78 years
  Defender: lol
     Ender: maybe it was The Berenstein Bears Adventure.
 PyroQuake: ooh, Berenstein bears rule
     Ender: I know!
   rooster: lol
 PyroQuake: they go through real life experiences
 PyroQuake: many of which we can all relate to
     Ender: but little bill is better...

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-#1119-

asao: I squeezed a bit harder and it aligns enough to screw in
antihero: that did not sound right

--
-#1118-

   Iridium: sometimes you give me very good ideas...
   Iridium: hehe
 Harbinger: heh
 Harbinger: yum!
  antihero: hey, its yummy in my tummy
 Harbinger: it's better in your mouth though
 Harbinger: DOH, move to strike that last comment!!!
 Harbinger: LOL
  antihero: hehe
 Harbinger: and that's a quote
   Iridium: whee!

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-#1117-

      moki: Kaion: I have stuff stuck in my teeth that's old than you are
      moki: older than
     Kaion: well, it's about time to pick up crest multi care eh?
 Weepul884: moki, don't you BRUSH?

--
-#1116-

//Weep on his currently problematic computer...
 Weepul884: SMILE NOT MORE VILE CREATION THAT IS MY COMPUTER
 Weepul884: SMILE NOT UNTIL YOU ARE HEALED!
            Weepul884 calms
            ^Durandal_7400 sedates weepul

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-#1115-

//okay, so i saw him come on AIM and made a wild guess :P

   rooster summons AP
rooster: come to me!!
*** AradaPilot (AradaPilot@24.151.24.82) has joined channel #ev3
rooster: huzzah!
rooster: and that's a quote

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-#1114-

mikeeJ: treat them like crap, they're like girls, the more your act like you don't like them, the
more the pay attention to you
oasa: mikee - it then follows that the happiest men are necrophiliacs

--
-#1113-

Flatty: I dream about DeAdBoY....

--
-#1112-

//  draco is known to be number one on hector's love wish list, after zambezi

[16:38] <FallenStar> rooster?
[16:38] <FallenStar> hector, rooster?
[16:38] * FallenStar growls
[16:38] <draco> hector, rooster?
[16:38] <hector> a chicken's boyfriend, of course
[16:38] <zambezi> Do you prefer your cock broiled or backed rooster?
[16:38] <Thunder> heh
[16:39] * draco winks at FallenStar
[16:39] <draco> The right touch...

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-#1111-

  antihero: why are some names in red on the user list

   Gwydion: They're ops.
     Gunsh: They're the gods
    Flatty: anti: they're the evil evil oppressors.

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-#1110-

// Edited for irrelevance,

      oasa: warbeast, areyou getting paid for this site?
  WarBeast: no, doin it for free
      oasa: then who cares?

--
-#1109-

[2:34]  <fiyin> eww Canada
[2:35]  <oberon> I think it's "Oh, Canada!"

--
-#1108-

   rooster: alaska's ebonics suck
    Gildor: heya ElG7
  ElGuapo7: jon
             rooster beats alaska
  ElGuapo7: alaska's GOT an ebonics program?
   Thunder: Eskimo Ebonics.  It's the wave of the future
   rooster: bluh?
  ElGuapo7: ?!
   rooster: heh
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#1107-

[12:05]  <BattleDoctor> I don't think Darwin will help me get abs, knives, or ass, though.

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-#1106-

[11:21]  <hector> BattleDoctor is probably the ß.
[11:22]  <scope> BattleDoctor is my ß

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-#1105-

*** Begemotike (Michael@29-151-237-24.was-dial.gci.net) has joined channel #ev3.
      Anon: Bege!
      Anon: you just missed Zelda
      Anon: by about 5 seconds!
*** Begemotike has left channel #ev3.

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-#1104-

AVN slaps lambda around a bit with a large sign that says "bad bot"!
       AVN: hehehe...
 Harbinger: geeps
 Harbinger: : )
 Harbinger: :*)
 Harbinger: sounds like my love life
   Iridium: :--)
 Harbinger: oop, Oh, doh, right
            AVN doesn't want to know
       AVN: brb
       AVN: back
       AVN: when i say "right back" I mean "right back"!
       AVN: :)
   Iridium: heh
 Harbinger: that was quick
       AVN: like I said
       AVN: :)
 Harbinger: sounds like my.... erm, nevermind
       AVN: hehehe....

//edited slightly for relevance

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-#1103-

//  we were talking about salmon and vaccums (don't ask)

[6:20]  <BattleDoctor> I still think anus and bits of wool > *

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-#1102-

<TomWoozle> I had a beer, chilled out. Little git can pirate all he wants, build up some
negative karma and be a goat in the next life. Suits me.

--
-#1101-

*** Gildor is now known as SadGeekWithNoLife

--
-#1100-

*** ^Durandal_7400 has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Nomar returns! or in the words of White Sox
manager Jerry Manuel. "They are extremely strong. You're adding a MVP to a team that is already
above .500. Thank God we don't have to play them anymore." 
<BattleDoctor> Nomar Garciaparra!
<BattleDoctor> He is part of my master plan.
<^Durandal_7400> what master plan is that?
<BattleDoctor> I will kill him, and become him.

--
-#1099-

//absolutely no context...edited out lots of junk

             polaris moos
Katerei: are you a cow, polaris?!
   arazon: heh, cowe
Katerei: cows should be milked every day...
Katerei: polaris, have you been milked today?!
Katerei: too bad, cause im not milking you
  polaris: im a guy cow stupid
Rocksolid64: cow
Katerei: then you are a bull!
             rooster throws the automatic milker in polaris's pants
   arazon: gay cow?
             Gildor notes that you can ... er ... 'milk' male cows...
Rocksolid64: cow?
   hector: well, cow is coming...
Katerei: bulls shouldnt be milked

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-#1098-

Edited for rubbish:

polarian: MOKI, you and matt are my gods
moki: does this mean I get all of your worldly possesions?

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-#1097-

//There was no context; he said this randomly when everyone else was talking about computer moniters
and RAM.

11:34 AM:      Ender: um...are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

--
-#1096-

ComputerLi: i was wondering... i have an idea for a plugin for nova (a small one, the idea currently
has 1 ship)
ComputerLi: and the idea is an ambulance kind-of ship
  Pringlis: hehe
  Pringlis: called in as reinforcment?
  Pringlis: to do what?
ComputerLi: so that you could get special missions when boarding normal ships with it (rescue the
crew of this disabled ship)
ComputerLi: and you could only have the mission in this ship (wich btw cannot have any offensive
weapons)
ComputerLi: *missions
ComputerLi: is it possible?
ComputerLi: to get save crew missions from any disabled ship?
ComputerLi: and only in this one kind of ship
     Stomp: And only in systems with no planets or stations!
     Stomp: When there is a hostile ship present!
     Stomp: With crumpets!
     Stomp: Damn. I need breakfast.
            Stomp runs off
ComputerLi: i take that as a "no"
     scope: heh
     scope: that may just be a quote

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-#1095-

BattleDoctor: Beer?
BattleDoctor: Beer, are you here?
      moki: RIT is the ugliest campus in the world
      moki: and there are very few women there
     fiyin: heh
      moki: but it is a good school for some things
       C_S: like beer
sanehatter: RIT = Rochester Institute of Technology?
      Beer: of course

--
-#1094-

    Flatty: Werty: I would like a cold shower and a nice massage, from a woman with large breasts.
can you help?
      kine: Flatty: are you implying that werty is a woman with large breasts?
    Flatty: no.
     scope: lol
      kine: Nuts. :)
     Werty: Heh
     scope: that, too, is a quote

--
-#1093-

 * oasa goes back to molesting his monitor

--
-#1092-

     scope: WHORE!
            kinescope hugs scope.
 kinescope: wait.
     scope: and that's a quote

--
-#1091-

  ElGuapo7: smack: i logged on #ev a few months ago and someone didn't like the sound of my name
     smack: El: tolerant folks as always ;)
   Gwydion: heh
  ElGuapo7: i noticed
  ElGuapo7: smack: that's why i rarely go there
     smack: not too many people go there anymore anyway -- just some bitter oldies
  ElGuapo7: i can't get no respect there
  ElGuapo7: not that i get any here, but hey, it's the principle of the thing
  ElGuapo7: :)
     smack: hehe

--
-#1090-

//Well, I really can't tell!  :)

3:38 PM:             TomWoozle recalls the Hector Credit Card incident and giggles.3:38 PM:   
Gwydion: heh
3:38 PM:             Gwydion wonders if moki is pulling all of our legs with those stories, or if
they're real...
3:38 PM:    Gwydion: Or maybe it's just my leg.
3:39 PM:    Gwydion: :)

--
-#1089-

Talking about smack/moki's track record with ASW employees...

     smack: El
     smack: c'mon
     smack: people go to new jobs all the time
  ElGuapo7:      smack: he's just an idiot
  ElGuapo7: you mean you don't pay well?
    arazon: heh
             TomWoozle stands back from the ring
             ElGuapo7 scratches an address off his job hunt list :)
   Gwydion: heh
 TomWoozle: Guapo: Watch yourself...
     Werty: :-)
     smack: no, El
     smack: that isn't what I'm saying
     smack: unreal
  ElGuapo7: what would you want with a vet, anyway?
   Gwydion: Parrot food?
  ElGuapo7: I'm just pulling your leg, smack
  ElGuapo7: relax
  ElGuapo7: kidding
  ElGuapo7: of course, if Hector feels unwell, feel free to email me
    arazon: as if they would employ you EIG7
  ElGuapo7: and that last is serious


--
-#1088-

//edited slightly for typos

Gwydion: OS X is as buggy as windows is good.

//too true, too true

--
-#1087-

    arazon: rocksolid64?
    hector: hmmm... rocksolid64 is the coolest guy in the world
*** ArcAngelCounterstrike has left #ev3
Rocksolid64: the bots right of cours
Rocksolid64: e
  ElGuapo7: hector, forget rocksolid64
    hector: ElGuapo7: I forgot rocksolid64
  ElGuapo7: a command is worth a thousand words
Rocksolid64: rocksolid64
    hector: i think rocksolid64 is great
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#1086-

// topic is: Kaion: Well, I gotta go jack off & play PSO, i'll see you all later.

ImmortalFirefly: hector, seen kaion?
hector: kaion was last seen on IRC 15 hours, 55 minutes and 52 seconds ago, saying: (later) [Fri Jul
27 03:01:16 2001]
Flatty: wow... Kaion's been at it for awhile...

--
-#1085-

    arazon: you ruined it
   Gwydion: BURN ARAZON!

--
-#1084-

//  Talking about Lenor

<Anatole> she's about to look at the pic of you holding your gun, scope

--
-#1083-

// no real point, but kind of funny...
4:14 PM:             Anatole prepares to sacrifice RMA to his god
4:14 PM:             Anatole gets out the goat's blood and other materials
4:14 PM:             Anatole builds a shrine
4:14 PM:    Anatole: hmmm
4:14 PM:    Anatole: somethings missing
4:15 PM:             Anatole draws his sickel
4:15 PM:             Anatole ties RMA down
4:15 PM:             Anatole cuts him open
4:15 PM:             Anatole feasts
4:15 PM:    Anatole: yay!
4:16 PM:             Anatole covers RMA in goats blood while singing his master's theme song
4:16 PM:    Anatole: ' Come On Eileen' by Save Ferris
4:16 PM:             Anatole is nuttier than a fruitcake

--
-#1082-

// Proof that peer spares noone!
3:58 PM: *** Signoff: smack (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

--
-#1081-

// peer working off some anger...
2:15 PM: *** Signoff: Amory (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
2:47 PM: *** Signoff: IridiumAway (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

2:50 PM: *** Signoff: ElGuapo7 (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
2:51 PM: *** Signoff: Iridium (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
2:52 PM: *** Signoff: Akula (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

--
-#1080-

// I say nothing...

Stomp: I've got a limited amount of bandwidth on this cable modem, and I can't be wasting it on
things other than porn and skin care products.

--
-#1079-

 [19:22] * Anatole BLATs asthmatic_kitten
[19:22] <Gildor> mew?
[19:22] * draco blinks
[19:23] * Anatole fears
[19:23] <Anatole> IT'S AWAKE!
 [19:23] <Anatole> RUNNNNNN!
[19:23] *** Anatole was kicked by zambezi (Score one for the kitten!)
[19:23] *** Anatole has joined #ev3
[19:23] <Gildor> hehe
[19:23] <Anatole> RUUUUUUUUUUN!
[19:23] <Anatole> THE KITTEN IS ALIVE!
[19:23] *** Anatole was kicked by Gildor (score two for the kitten)
[19:23] *** Anatole has joined #ev3


--
-#1078-

[19:19] <draco> *cough*
[19:19] <draco> zambezi, I love you
[19:19] * zambezi BLATS draco
[19:19] <zambezi> I love you too.
[19:20] <draco> zambezi loves me!
[19:20] <Gildor> hehe
[19:20] * zambezi gets into bed with draco
[19:20] * draco slaps zambezi
[19:20] <draco> not so fast, my dearest
[19:20] * zambezi fondles draco
[19:20] * draco slaps zambezi again
[19:20] * Gildor peers at zambezi
[19:20] * zambezi fondles again!
[19:20] <Gildor> "hmmm?"
[19:20] * draco slaps the person BEHIND zambezi
[19:20] * zambezi peers back
[19:20] * draco peers around them
[19:21] <zambezi> person behind me?
[19:21] <draco> yes, my dearest
[19:21] <draco> the puppeteer
[19:21] <zambezi> Stop calling me Jerry!
[19:21] * Gildor pats draco on the head
[19:21] <zambezi> There is no puppeteer.
[19:21] <zambezi> I am acting alone
 [19:21] <Anatole> whee!
 [19:22] <zambezi> whee!
[19:22] * TomWoozle blats zambezi
[19:22] * draco peers at Anatole
[19:22] <Anatole> gildor, that is very immature
[19:22] <zambezi> I am young!
[19:22] <Anatole> stop torturing the innocents
[19:22] * draco peers at Gildor
[19:22] <Gildor> 'tole: it's not me
[19:22] * zambezi BLATS TomWoozle
[19:22] * draco BLATS zambezi
 [19:22] * Gildor BLATs #ev3
[19:22] * zambezi BLATS draco


--
-#1077-

<Maridian> no I just suddenly have the urge for sex with every ugly girl i see.

--
-#1076-
//Bah, what is context?

theKestrel: I alone love you.
theKestrel: I alone tempt you.

--
-#1075-

// Supposedly in context...

spamguy: OK, I beat someone else's meat

--
-#1074-

// The context meter is reading zero here...

  Anatole: noting beats my meat!
  Anatole: oh
  Anatole: wait

--
-#1073-

Anatole: And this one time, at band camp, i put a flute up my pussy!
// Context? What context?!

--
-#1072-

*** SMachine has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (alliteration flood)
*** SMachine (SMachine@172.166.32.185) has joined channel #ev3
   Anatole: heh
CE_working: heh
ShadeOBlue: heh
   Gwydion: heh
 Weepul884: um
     Akula: heh
   Gwydion: heh
CE_working: heh
 Weepul884: there's such a thing?
      Anon: no
CE_working: lol
   Gwydion: Apparently.
  SMachine: its a record of hehs..
   zambezi: yes
ShadeOBlue: heh
 Weepul884: heh
       AVN: heh
  SMachine: heh
   Gwydion: heh

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-#1071-
//this was right after oasa mentioned those two SGIs of his

         Gwydion thinks about the fact that when he gets his black belt in TKD, he gets one, with
the medium Apple Cinema Display and NVidia GeForce 3...   
Gwydion: ...mmm...   
Gwydion: ...MmmMmMMMMmmm...      
   oasa: f*** j00    
 hector: bitch.
Gwydion: *drool*
   oasa: *splooge*

--
-#1070-

// the funny thing is, this wasn't engineered :P
*** Mode change "-b *God*!*@*" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Pring (Pringlis@m303-mp1-cvx2a.ren.ntl.com) has joined channel #ev3

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-#1069-

// finally!
10:16 AM:    Anatole: but i'll stop bragging now....

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-#1068-

*** Signoff: arazon (Quit: the mad people...THE MAD PEOPLE!!! IN MY HEAD!!! AAH!)
            AnkhStarrunner thought that the mad people were in #ev3, not in someone's head...

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-#1067-

// Again, no context.

*** TomWoozle is now known as ADildoStuckUpNoseWoozle

--
-#1066-

//On iri's sexual practices, i think.  
1:12 PM:     hector: i already had it that way, Iridium.


--
-#1065-

//And this was said IN context, too!

* Anatole starts procreating with moki's leg

--
-#1064-

11:40 AM:      Gunsh: Toley is my mumma!
11:40 AM:             Tole slams a piece of rebar up gunsh's anus, "TOLEY IS MY MUMMA THIS,
BIZNOTCH!"
11:40 AM:             Tole smiles
11:40 AM:      Gunsh: Child abuse!
// Hey, he was asking for it...

--
-#1063-

//innocent typo, but still... (Edited to give more clue as to typo)

11:03 AM:             Anatole draws his s***gun

--
-#1062-

Sheppo is away, foodness
AnkhStarru: Ness, ness, nessity ness... is there no end to this? :P

--
-#1061-
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1063 ]

--
-#1060-

/yes, these were very close together

*** Mode change "-b *Satan*!*@*" on #ev3 by Zambezi
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-#1059-

// There was no context.

TomWoozle puts his small sausage in his mouth.

--
-#1058-

// To save his reputation, the comment was later retracted

            oasa suggests that gildor should become a man-whore and guy a dual800 g4
    Gildor: Uh...
      oasa: "will have sex for gigaflops"
    Gildor: That would be nice

--
-#1057-

// ph33r Pring's Zambezi skillz

 zambezi is now known as ZambeziWoozle
 TomWoozle has been kicked off the channel by ZambeziWoozle (request)
 TomWoozle (T.C.Anthon@ACBDF0CC.ipt.aol.com) has joined the channel
ZambeziWoozle: Ahh! Hide your horses....
TomWoozle: Doh.
TomWoozle: By a woozle....


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-#1056-

// slug's life story...

      Slug: My parents were slugs
     Stomp: Did you have two of them?
      Slug: My mom was a diet freak who would eat nothing but lettuce
      Slug: my dad was a spineless bastard
     Stomp: Until one fateful day when she decided to add some dressing, which contained salt?
      Slug: no, we went on vacation
      Slug: to Arizona
      Slug: Salt Lake City
     Stomp: Technically, either of your parents could have concieved you independantly of the
other.
     Stomp: Ah yes, the lake.
      Slug: I lost my parents there
      Slug: I can still remember their cries
      Slug: "Last one in is a goob- Splash - AUGH!"
      Slug: fortunately I was a slow slug
      Slug: I guess being the last one saved my life
     Stomp: That's odd. As slugs, your family started out as goobers. More or less.
      Slug: well, one day I made friends with a ladybug
      Slug: We flirted and dated
     Stomp: Are there any fairies involved in this story?
      Slug: then I found out she was a man who thought I was a girl
     Stomp: Slugs are hermaphroditic.
     Stomp: So you are.
      Slug: He stormed away covered in slug puke
      Slug: In slug school
      Slug: I was always the teacher's pet
      Slug: giving the teacher a fresh red juicy drop of blood each morning
      Slug: (she was a mosquito named Mary)
     Stomp: I think I met her. Nice ass.
      Slug: I was lousy at sums
      Slug: I always failed my tests because my nervous slime made the paper transleucent
      Slug: After flunking out of slug school
      Slug: I left to become a lone free ranger
      Slug: to seek out the mythical land of the golden lettuce leaf
     Stomp: Gold leaf?
      Slug: but then, on my way I passed out and woke up in this chat room
      Slug: and I can't get out!
      Slug: HELP ME! HELP ME!
     Stomp: Shucks. I feel sorry for you, I really do.
     Stomp: Here, have some rock salt.

--
-#1055-

      Slug: jesus, Stomp, I never knew you were so wierd

--
-#1054-

Ref: LEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEE!!!!!!
            Harbinger gets bored
            hectar attacks with kung fu beak action
       Ref: okay, no dirty fighting, kickbans, k-lines, pinging, ugly looks, jokese about my momma,
or eye gouging
    Woohoo: "looks like were about to see a devil showdown" (dont bother trying to understand if you
havnt seen little nicky)
       Ref: round one!    fight!
    hectar: no jokes about my momma!
      Rima: hector, hectar?
            Harbinger thinks he will go watch Conan
      Rima: darn.
   Iridium: hector, fight back!
            hector prods hectar
       Ref: hectar?
            hector messily murders his weak opponent
*** hectar has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (Request: hector)
       Ref: good girl
    hector: thanks Ref :)
       Ref: anytime

--
-#1053-

            Myriad reaches out with his awe inspiring mental powers
    Myriad: hmmm
*** DeAdBoY (JohnL@8-pppold-its.caltech.edu) has joined channel #ev3.
       C_S: and this is what you pulled out!
       C_S: damn you myriad!

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-#1052-

    Gunsh: kine d00d
kinescope: Gunshman
    Gunsh: Gunshman: The failed superhero
    Gunsh: They thought the superman script was better
kinescope: heh
    Gunsh: those bastards
kinescope: Gunshman: Slightly slower than a speeding bullet, only as powerful as a locomotive, and
only able to leap small buildings in a single bound. ;)
    Gunsh: heh
           * Gunsh lols
   Gildor: kineman: chases parked cars, says "look at the choo-choo", and falls over doorsteps
   Gildor: ;)
           * Gunsh falls off chair laughing
kinescope: lol, Gildor


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-#1051-

         * Gunsh does not want to 'Make yourself hung like an elephant for realistic prices!'
Thunder: It would be difficult to find fitting pants, for one thing...
  Gunsh: it would have it's benefits
  Gunsh: you could jack up cars with it
  Gunsh: It would make a good fire hose
Thunder: As much as having a built in car jack and fire extinguisher might help, that still doesn't
cover the cost of buying new pants each time you get "excited" :p


--
-#1050-

8:01 AM:             Anatole (garbled)s gunsh
8:01 AM:             Gunsh (garbled)s back

--
-#1049-

//pipeline has a tendancy to rant when talking about stuff he thinks he knows about :)

  pipeline: where did I get to?
  pipeline: I was ~just~ about to get to the good bit!!
  Kidglove: If there's evidence against it, it's most likely
  Kidglove: +that the theory is wrong,not the evidence
  pipeline: okay

  pipeline: right
  pipeline: Okay
  pipeline: Slug: still here?
    hector: here is a picture that I look like **** in -- http://www.aviaryProductions.f2s.com/images/seth2.jpg
      Slug: heree
      Slug: gah
  pipeline: The cool
            hector turns into an icecube.
     necro: poll: spidweb games - pucka or sucka?
  pipeline: right
  pipeline: The poor biogenesis scientists have to start with two things
  pipeline: first, they start with the classical laws of physics
  pipeline: second, they start with the currently believed start-point of the universe
  pipeline: Then they have to reconcile the two into producing life, of itself, spotaneously
  pipeline: Up until now, they haven't had much sucess.
  pipeline: Some nice theories, but now sucess
  pipeline: But, there's hope
      Slug: now?
  pipeline: And it doesn't lie in classical physics
  pipeline: And it lies in mathematics and more importantly in quantam mechanics
  pipeline: Remember how I said that the chemicals in DNA were the easy bit?
  pipeline: That they tend to form everywhere, and easily?
  pipeline: Well, it's still that information content thing that trips us
  pipeline:  up
  pipeline: Where did it come from
  pipeline: ?
      Slug: I always thought I lay in probability....
  pipeline: Nu0p
  Kidglove: millions of years of random testing
  Kidglove: ?
  pipeline: Probability is mindless
      Slug: exactly
  pipeline: And, whats' more, the biogenesis guys have already demonstrated that pure probability
doesn't work
  pipeline: What you need is fractal math and quantum
      Slug: pipe, not everything has an order or a meaning
  Kidglove: if you test all combinations of 1024 bits, eventually you will end up with a "hello
world" program
ComputerLi: some cool a-life stuff relays on "random testing"
  pipeline: Slug: wait wait wait
  pipeline: The thing is that some things that look random, aren'ty
  pipeline: Like fractals, for example
ComputerLi: true
  pipeline: Life appears to be fractal at a quantum level
  pipeline: Now, fractals and maths aren't anything to do with the universe, per se
  pipeline: You don't need maths (in theory) to make a universe...
            necro collapses.."jeezus, I never new aussie's were so clever!"
  pipeline: As in, the simple laws of physics don't imply maths or logic
  pipeline: yet there they are
  pipeline: Now why is that?
  pipeline: It seems that maths is as integral a part of the universe as physics
  pipeline: or matter/energy
            Jericon wishes BitchX had an effective Log feature for conversations like this
  pipeline: But it's totally seperate
  pipeline: So
  pipeline: What do you get?
  pipeline: You get...
  pipeline: a universe that's rigged
  pipeline: wait forit
  pipeline: That life, given the start conditions of a universe with maths and classical/quantum
physics
  pipeline: and life will ~always~ evolve
  pipeline: complexity is built into the universe at a basic level
  pipeline: gravity, for example
  pipeline: Is complexity of matter at a large scale
  pipeline: I mean, why not just a thin spread of matter?
  pipeline: Or regular clumps?
  pipeline: But, no.
  pipeline: Combine gravity and a bit of cool fractal maths
  pipeline: And you get ~structure~.
  pipeline: It's the structure that's important
  pipeline: So, we seem to live in a universe that has stucture, and built into that structure is
life.
  pipeline: Simple as that.
  Kidglove: assigning meaning to meaningless things is probably a really human thing to do, since
human beings tend to want to be more than they can perceive
  pipeline: Heh
      Slug: heh. I agree with you on that, but has absolutely nothing to do with our origional
conversation...
  Kidglove: yes, it does, actually...
  pipeline: Structure doesn't neccessarily mean purpose, dude
*** Mode change "-b *!*@h24-64-66*.cg.shawcable.net" on #ev3 by thresher
            Slug agrees with pipe
  pipeline: I mean, we have structure
  pipeline: So does a house
  pipeline: So does a star
  pipeline: But, like I said, doesn't neccessarily mean purpose
      Slug: well, now we've got your ideas on the universe out of the way, pipe...
      Slug: let's return to our origional conversation
  pipeline: but what we do know is that the universe is structured
  pipeline: er
  Kidglove: which was?
  pipeline: what?
      Slug: how life started
  pipeline: Oh
  pipeline: Heh
  pipeline: Sorry

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-#1048-

 Weepul884: I'm trying something I really think I'm going to turn off in a second...
 Weepul884: someone say something
      Slug: something

--
-#1047-

     Gunsh: Cheese muffins!
     Gunsh: f***ing glorious day!
            Gunsh munches on a cheese muffin

--
-#1046-
             hector watches as Katerei bangs AradaPilot like they have never been banged before

--
-#1045-

oasa: Washington (AP)--The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican
emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance:
      oasa: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

--
-#1044-


// the topic is "we have beta", which is what CM was asking about

<CottonMouse> what beta?
             hector shoves it up CottonMouse's arse
     <Akula> ah
     <Akula> heh
<JynnanTonnyx> lol
<CottonMouse> **** you, hector
             hector ****s CottonMouse
<JynnanTonnyx> and who gave hector that response?
<CottonMouse> damn you, hector!
    <hector> uhhh I ownz hell..
<JynnanTonnyx> heh... hector's winning
    <Gildor> Hector: 1, Cotton Mouse: 0

--
-#1043-

// Edited for relevance, formatting, etc

      Beer: DB, lets make a deal
   DeAdBoY: no
      Beer: I will shut up on these terms:
      Beer: 1. If yoou ban me, I get Ops.
      Beer: 2. Have a great F***ing day
   DeAdBoY: well see, i dont have the right to give you ops...
      Beer: :)
   DeAdBoY: and thats only 2
   DeAdBoY: more terms!
      Beer: umm?
   DeAdBoY: ;)
      Beer: ok
   DeAdBoY: cmon...
   DeAdBoY: try and get as much out of me as you can
      Beer: 3. Your mom is NOT A five-cent slut. I've had her and I'd say at least a 6 or even a 7
cent slut
      Slug: *sigh*
   DeAdBoY: lol
   DeAdBoY: my mom aint worth a penny...
      Beer: 4. My dog stays out of this
   DeAdBoY: hrm...
            DeAdBoY thinks...
      Beer: 5. No bananas
      Beer: 6. 5 cents every time i fall off my chair
   DeAdBoY: hehe
      Beer: 7. Roast some damn marshmellows
   DeAdBoY: i'd rather just tell you to f*** off
      Beer: 8. Squirrels are funky
   DeAdBoY: g'day sir
      Beer: 9. Brass Monkey!
      Beer: 10. That Funky Monkey!
*** Mode change "+v Beer" on #ev3 by Slug
      Beer: 11. Brass Monkey Junkie!
   DeAdBoY: oh s***...
      Beer: 12. That Funky Monkey!
      Beer: ok
      Beer: do you agree to theses terms??
   DeAdBoY: no
   DeAdBoY: hehe
      Beer: ok.

--
-#1042-

    Flatty: hector, forget wtf
    hector: Flatty: I forgot where
    Flatty: huh?

--
-#1041-

// Edited a tad:

spamguy: I'd like to lift the very first PB like in photos, to see how heavy it *really* was
     oasa: the mac Portable?
     oasa: that thing was a beast
     oasa: when our family had one it weighed half as much as me
   Myriad: they probably paid less for you to

--
-#1040-

// tee hee, moki really is quite a funny guy  =) 
     moki: you got a migrane?
theKestrel: yeah
     *moki* ^G
     *moki* ^G
     *moki* ^G
      moki: How's the head?? :)
      moki: How's the head?? :)
     *moki* ^G
theKestrel: lol
     *moki* ^G
     *moki* ^G
      moki: tee hee :)

--
-#1039-

//  Talking about mikeeJ's High School ROTC experience

    mikeeJ: actually, where I went to HS, ROTC was for sluts and druggies
    mikeeJ: who didn't want to take stupid classes
     scope: SLUT!

--
-#1038-

   DeAdBoY: yes i AM a useless **** :)

--
-#1037-

Myriad: I'd show you the length of mine if it wasn't for the flood control

--
-#1036-

//Vhat eese theese con-teext?

SeaSlug: anyone have a spare head?
SeaSlug: aw come on!

--
-#1035-

  Gwydion: Can you patent stuff as icky as ****?
  Gwydion: Um...
  Gwydion: Yes.
spamguy: Hellooooo...Windows 95?

--
-#1034-

Flatty: it looks like a mutated penis on top of.... another mutated penis.

--
-#1033-

   DeAdBoY: i do NOT have sex with guapo when he is asleep!

--
-#1032-
// Edited to remove annoying time marks... happened at 2:10

Tole-Shoot: they can be dumb and aussie  if they want
Tole-Shoot: oh
Tole-Shoot: wait
Tole-Shoot: that's the same thing
Tole-Shoot: d'oh

--
-#1031-

// talking about a University survival pak Tom has...

    Gildor: Tom: only one condom... what kinda student do they expect to be in a position to only
use one condom?
 TomWoozle: Gil: I wash it after every use...
    Gildor: Ahhh
ShadeOBlue: Gildor, a Tom kinda student :p
    Gildor: Fair enough


--
-#1030-
// Roost bothering about his mother

   rooster: "rooster, help me out of the toilet" "rooster, pry this corpse off of my dick" "rooster,
get this salt shaker out of my ass"

--
-#1029-

//No context whatsoever:
 CptTripps: zoop
   Gwydion: zoop
 CptTripps: pooz
   Gwydion: fooz
 CptTripps: opoz
   Gwydion: zopo
 CptTripps: zopo
 CptTripps: d'oh
   Gwydion: oh'd
 CptTripps: ho'd
   Gwydion: do'h
 CptTripps: '''
   Gwydion: h'od
 CptTripps: ...
   Gwydion: ………
 CptTripps: :::
 CptTripps: ;;;
   Gwydion: ;;;…
   Gwydion: ____
 CptTripps: """
 CptTripps: |||
   Gwydion: ””””
 CptTripps: \\\
            AradaPilot suggests +m+v
 CptTripps: \/\
   Gwydion: \/\
 CptTripps: (*&
   Gwydion: &*)(
 CptTripps: œœœ
   Gwydion: %*^%
 CptTripps: ©©©
 CptTripps: ***
   Gwydion: ****
 CptTripps: ¨¨¨
   Gwydion: ****
 CptTripps: ***
 CptTripps: ¬¬¬
   Gwydion: ß*ß*ß*
    Tallow: shut the **** up!

--
-#1028-

   Gwydion: Er, did I just insult myself?
   Gwydion: I'm not sure...
    Gildor: Gwyd: yup
  
Gwydion: Damn.

--
-#1027-

// Edited for relevance

*** You have been kicked off channel #ev3 by C_S (all your bankick are belong to me!)
           C_S: why you little!
           C_S strangles C_S
           C_S pulls out a knife, begins to advance
           C_S deftly avoids the knife, blocking it and turning it around
           C_S see's this, begins to run away
           C_S proceeds to run after C_S jamming the knife into his back...got you sucka!
            C_S dies
            C_S proceeds to run to another channel
            C_S runs after C_S
            C_S hides in an alleyway, picking up a rock
            C_S slowly walks by...hearing a shift of movement
            C_S throws the rock
            C_S ducks
            C_S then jumps on C_S
            C_S continues with his struggle, attempting to come out on top
            C_S goes for C_S's throat
            C_S gags, taking C_S's hands away from  his throat
            C_S ends up shooting C_S

--
-#1026-
// But his mother's tits?

       C_S: I'll take tits over a bottle any day

--
-#1025-

            C_S does the happy ass dance
  Ubermann: CS-why is your ass so happy?
     scope: he met Lobster

--
-#1024-

//Badly quote Matt Burch and who shall appear?:
           rooster melts somewhat
 CptTripps: You can use crap or **** in the place of "stuff."
 CptTripps: Or even "things."
 CptTripps: "stuff and things"
            rooster melts much more
ShadeOBlue: stuff and things, together at last in EVN
 CptTripps: Yay.
            CptTripps starts on another Tab.
      Beer: YAY
   Typhoon: Arada: I really don't want to make my main comp a server
      Beer: MSN WORKS AGAIN!
 CptTripps: Yay
AradaPilot: why not?
  sitharus: MSN < *
AradaPilot: MSN << *
            CptTripps pees on rooster's gravel.
*** syntax (mburch@dv216s21.lawrence.ks.us) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o syntax" on #ev3 by zambezi
AradaPilot: lo matt
ShadeOBlue: hey syntax
 CptTripps: Speak of the devil.

--
-#1023-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1025 ]

--
-#1022-

//There was some drinking going on, some drugs...
 CptTripps: Who needs viagra?
ShadeOBlue: I'll say
      Cone: Bob Dole
    hector: i heard Bob Dole was freaky
 CptTripps: Nah, he just needs a good blowjob now and then.
ShadeOBlue: I'm still waiting for some anti-Viagra, that's what I need

--
-#1021-

      Slug: Flatty: got any exotic pilot files?
--> Flatty  ^G^G
    Flatty: exotic?... someone wanted to submit a pilot named "Dirty ****"... that's kinda exotic.
      Cone: heheh
ShadeOBlue: heh
            Flatty bows to Cone
      Cone: no problem
 CptTripps: I have a pilot named suck my cock
      Slug: how lovely
 CptTripps: He pilots the Jenna Jameson
    Flatty: ya, tripps wanted to submit that one too.
ShadeOBlue: heh
 CptTripps: flatty: http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/003617.html#Captaintripps07-11-200102:07AM
      Slug: OMG PORN ADMIN BAN BAN MB!!!
*** Begemotike (Michael@105-152-237-24.was-dial.gci.net) has joined channel #ev3
Begemotike: Howdy all
      Slug: lo bege
ShadeOBlue: hey begeboi™
      Cone: hi Bege
 CptTripps: hi bege
      moki: eh?
      moki: porn admin?
    Flatty: 'lo Bege. I missed you. Flatty loves you extra special!
ShadeOBlue: heh
Begemotike: Uh oh...
      Slug: moki: no thanks
      Cone: Flatty: you should add a column to the PFTN archive saying which game the file is for
*** Signoff: Begemotike (Quit: Hasta la vista!)
            Flatty looks at tripps' site
     Stomp: If you ever need a porn admin, I'm your man.
ShadeOBlue: me too
 CptTripps: That dude got my goat Flatty.

--
-#1020-

// too much coffee for moki.....

chilly_wil: wow, but i have less control over my memory then
      moki: ugh
      moki: no!
      moki: no!
      moki: no!

--
-#1019-

//edited for continuity...

frandall: ...although I knew someone who could suck himself off
* Pring is away to bed
Pring: cya guys later
* Anon hurridely turns /DCC on
Typhoon: we really didn't need to hear that
Pring: apparently one in 10 men can autofellate
frandall: ...he made the mistake of showing someone
frandall: nev er saw him much after that
frandall: ...he was a flexible bugger though ;)
Pring: i always wanted to know what people think when sucking themselvesoff
frandall: ...they have a name for that?
Pring: "oh bitch suck it"
frandall: sheesh
Pring: and do they swallow
frandall: heh
Pring: frandall: auto-fellatio
frandall: hahahahah
 Peregrine (Eric@user-38ld15g.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined the channel
frandall: Peregrine
Typhoon: Hey Peregrine
Peregrine: Hola.
Pring: i read an article on it.. not "blessed" that way myself
Gildor: heya pere
Typhoon: too bad you didn't come a couple minutes earlier
Typhoon: Frandall was saying the most incredible stuff

--
-#1018-

ShadeOBlue: forget her
    hector: ShadeOBlue: I forgot her
ShadeOBlue: she'll only cause you heartbreak..

--
-#1017-
Please, read this and ACT!!

ElGuapo7

http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum10&topic=003622

// I did not put this site here as an advertising forum... I'll let this one pass though.

--
-#1016-

//Completely in context:
 Kaion: Moki: I am not gay.
AradaPilot: he confessed, but now is in denial
Kaion: this is some sick ****'s idea of a joke.
 CptTripps: He's just big boned.
      moki: Kaion: I don't mind that you're gay, it's ok
   DeAdBoY: lol
      Cone: bad Tripps
            Sheppo slaps moki: naughty boy!
            CptTripps bows
     Kaion: Well ok then, i'm out of the bag, lets get it on Moki, bend over.
AradaPilot: heh
AradaPilot: quote that
 CptTripps: oh brother
 Kaion: I'm gonna plunge my massive shlong into your plump ass you chunky software president.

--
-#1015-

<ElGuapo7> I'm going to an ENT today or tomorrow
<hector> Macbeth is good
<Slug> pstan: a cock
<Phoenix155> ENT?
<ElGuapo7> see what he says
<ElGuapo7> Ear-Nose-Throat specialist
<Phoenix155> ah
<Phoenix155> i went to one of those once, when I got my tracheostomy closed
<Phoenix155> seriously
<Slug> hmm
<pstan> mines mistreeted
<ElGuapo7> you had a tracheostomy?
<pstan> no an endohypotidectomy
<Phoenix155> yup, got it out when I was two...let me tell you...
<Slug> what's one of those?
<Phoenix155> an endohypotidectomy?
<Slug> yes
<Phoenix155> not a clue
<Slug> okay, what's a trach--
<Phoenix155> so, me and my bro were born three months early, right?
<Slug> ermm
<pstan> sergicly removing a duck from your rectom
<Phoenix155> and my airway was as small as pencil lead
<pstan> dont ask
* Slug slaps pstan around a bit with a large rectum duck!
<Phoenix155> so they were puting tubes down my airway so i could breathe.  
<Phoenix155> they scarred my airway and my vocal chords
<pstan> begone foul beast of posteeeeeerior exploration
<Phoenix155> they didnt whant to do that anymore, so they gave me a tracheostomy
<pstan> NAAAAAAZIS
<Phoenix155> I got it out when I was two, but i had on indentation in the middle of my
+neck untuil 7th grade, when I had it closed
<ElGuapo7> ah
<ElGuapo7> is your voice ok?
<ElGuapo7> and is your twin bro ok?
<Phoenix155> unfortunately, the closed thing got infected...and very gross things ensued
<Phoenix155> yup
<Slug> ugh
<Phoenix155> though i did try to beat his ass this afternoon
<pstan> yeah i know what you mean. im still having my endothermic forhead
+treatment and they said it would be finished years ago
<ElGuapo7> so how do we know this is you? :)
<Phoenix155> we're "miracle babies"
<ElGuapo7> could  be your twin
<Phoenix155> ...shut up
<ElGuapo7> you might not be you!!!
<ElGuapo7> ok, j/k
<ElGuapo7> nm
<Phoenix155> i didn't way we were identical
<Phoenix155> :)
<ElGuapo7> :(
<Phoenix155> im going to archive that...that's a lot of info
<ElGuapo7> so much for that...

--
-#1014-

            Cone imagines Cheney as the first pacemaker-equipped Prez
            SIug barfs
            Cone shrieks
     pstan: eh?

--
-#1013-

Slightly edited to remove mindless chatter ;)

*** Signoff: pipeline (Quit: BitchX-1.0c17 -- just do it.)
* `sitharus does it
<`sitharus> ow, that hurt!
* ShadeOBlue does it harder than sith
<`sitharus> watches shade's fall off from doing it too hard
* ShadeOBlue reattaches it
* ShadeOBlue 's one is detachable.. :P

--
-#1012-

// Not Quite from #ev3 but you get the idea //

<pipeline> hehehHAHAHA!!!
<`sitharus> you're getting good at the evil laughter ;)
<pipeline> BwaAHAHAHAHAH~HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ShadeOBlue> heh
<`sitharus> BEWARE!!!!!
<pipeline> ...[ahem]
* `sitharus reaches for the dried frog pills
<ShadeOBlue> now now pipe, we mustn't let on to the world domination plan tooo early.. ;)
<pipeline> scrun j00

--
-#1011-

// I pity da foos that try to have normal conversations in #ev3


    Flatty: man, it's really ****ing hot out.
   Pikeman: indeed
             PyroQuake is away, I am AWAY, you are another WAY
ShadeOBlue: I'd like to be ****ing someone hot too
    Flatty: you will never escape, PQ.
   Pikeman: heh
    Flatty: Shade: I am :)
   Pikeman: riiiiiiiight
ShadeOBlue: uh huh, suuure
     Akula: right now?
    Flatty: heh
     Akula: as we speak?
   Pikeman: who, yourself?   :D
    Flatty: Akula: right now.
 AAAPlayer: PQ: how'd you do in "The Hammer Falls"?
    Flatty: Pike guessed it :)
     Akula: Pikeman: when will you be back?
   Pikeman: heh
   Pikeman: Saturday
   Pikeman: leaving thursday
     Akula: oh, good
ShadeOBlue: well, you were, but then your g/f got pissed off at you for trying to type while
screwing her..
 PyroQuake: I finally beat it!!!!!
   Pikeman: beat it?
 PyroQuake: ....after 10 more tries or so...
 AAAPlayer: how?
ShadeOBlue: heh
   Pikeman: that's flatty's job
   Pikeman: :)
 AAAPlayer: ten?
             Flatty sighs in the general direction of g/f's...
    Myriad: some people beat it way too much
 PyroQuake: yeah, its mad hard
             Pikeman glances at flatty
    Flatty: HAHAHAHAHAH
 PyroQuake: oh, god, I think people are getting this the wrong way
    Flatty: PQ said that at a really bad time :)
 PyroQuake: lol
 AAAPlayer: damn... i beat it too, i took screenshots in case you didn't beat
 PyroQuake: that gotta get quoted
             ShadeOBlue had his best one ever today
 PyroQuake: someone quotethat
   Pikeman: it's #ev3, you were expecting Vatican conduct???
ShadeOBlue: heh
   Pikeman: **** that
   Pikeman: :)
    Flatty: HA!

--
-#1010-

Tole-D2: the hall of shame, on pringlis's pic, has an funny thing in it
 Gildor: Yes, that's pring

// which was not what anatole was trying to point out :)

--
-#1009-

  necro: that must have been a head****.
  necro: loads of little lobsters comin out of your nether regions.
Tole-D2: heh
Tole-D2: scary
Tole-D2: sounds like me in the morning


--
-#1008-

// Shafted...
10:25 AM:   ElGuapo7: my pic will never be there
10:25 AM:    Anatole: heh
10:25 AM:   ElGuapo7: for nobody knows my face
10:25 AM:             Anatole may post a pic *someday*
10:25 AM:   ElGuapo7: not even moki knows what i look like
10:25 AM:    Anatole: oh, i get it
10:25 AM:    Anatole: your face breaks camera lenses

--
-#1007-

// SO WHAT if I'm a moron and don't pay attention to people leaving!?
10:03 AM:    Anatole: i don't want to message him
10:03 AM:    Anatole: it pisses people off when the start beeping
10:03 AM:    Anatole: oh
10:03 AM:    Anatole: heh
10:03 AM:    Anatole: jon's not here, is he
10:03 AM:    Anatole: he left, didnt he
10:03 AM:  Blackfern: umm...
10:03 AM:             Anatole is SO STUPID!

--
-#1006-
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_1006 ]

--
-#1005-

            * Gildor goes to bed
    Gildor: later all
            * roosterx blinks
  roosterx: bye
            *** roosterx is now known as rooster
ShadeOBlue: hey gildor
    Gildor: Shade: I'm going. You don't say "hey" to someone who's going
    Gildor: burke
   rooster: lol
   rooster: hey gildor!
ShadeOBlue: Gildor, I'll do as I please :)
            *** sitharus (blackhole@203-167-152-63.dialup.clear.net.nz) has joined the channel
    Gildor: That goes for you too, rooster
    Gildor: heya sith
ShadeOBlue: bye sith
   rooster: bye sitharus!
            * Gildor laughs
   rooster: heh

--
-#1004-

Flatty: bah. nature called, I didn't answer.... now nature is raping me.


--
-#1003-

    arazon: irc is a waste of time
FallenStar: hmm
*** arazon has signed off (Quit: the mad people...THE MAD PEOPLE!!! IN MY HEAD!!! AAH!)
CaptainOrne: not always
  ElGuapo7: bye ara
FallenStar: IRC is a way I can interact with people that aren't jerks.

--
-#1002-

//bleh, context is unimportant
10:24:      Talos: I jerked around a lot for no apparant reason - like a seizure
10:24:      Talos: I'm not sure what the stimulus was

--
-#1001-

// On chilly_wil's insanity...

chilly_wil: i climb hundreds of feet in the air with only a 9 mm cord between me and death
 CptTripps: Now that's disturbing.
 Weepul884: 9mm?
chilly_wil: bery true hector
 Weepul884: thick, I hope?
chilly_wil: yes
chilly_wil: only 9mm
chilly_wil: sometimes smaller
 Weepul884: made of...
chilly_wil: nylon mostly
AradaPilot: jello?
chilly_wil: it can take a fall of a hundred feet or more
AradaPilot: 9mm of jellorope?
 Weepul884: hehe
chilly_wil: nope not jello silly
 Weepul884: blueberry jellorope
chilly_wil: tasty\
AradaPilot: heh
chilly_wil: i would eat it and never climb
 Weepul884: hehe, with jellorope, eating it = bad idea
AradaPilot: heh
AradaPilot: yum...AHHHH! splat
chilly_wil: but you could meld it back togehter
AradaPilot: heh
 Weepul884: all you need is like...100 feet thick of it below the cliff :)
AradaPilot: heh
chilly_wil: a cusion
 Weepul884: AHHHHHHHHH!boing, splat...yum!
chilly_wil: nice ifea
chilly_wil: idea
AradaPilot: youd shoot into it and make a tunnel in the jello
 Weepul884: only problem is hitting the rock on the way down
AradaPilot: then it would reseal and youd drown
 Weepul884: aha!  jello suits
AradaPilot: or eat youre way out
AradaPilot: heh
chilly_wil: yep the bounce factor would be bad
AradaPilot: "stop lickiing youre sleeve!"
chilly_wil: :drool:
AradaPilot: heh
 Weepul884: what would being encased in a 10' diameter sphere of jello with scubagear be like?
chilly_wil: whastrange to say the least
AradaPilot: heh
AradaPilot: cool

--
-#1000-

// this just seemed fitting to quote after pipe added that, don't especially know why.

*rooster blinks
*rooster scratches neck
*rooster drools
pipeline: erf
*rooster twitches
pipeline: well, welcome to the hellhole that is #ev3.
*rooster bows

--
-#999-

             Micah_L needs to go
AradaPilot: heh
*** Micah_L has signed off (Quit: [BX] Save water -- drink beer!)
  ElGuapo7: bye micah
*** sitharus (trilluser@b001-m003-p033.wgtn.clear.net.nz) has joined #ev3
  ElGuapo7: ahh, micah
AradaPilot: sith
  ElGuapo7: the walking commercial
  ElGuapo7: hi sith
  sitharus: boo
AradaPilot: heh
  ElGuapo7: how did Micah know you were coming?
AradaPilot: heh
  ElGuapo7: he logged off like a SECOND before you get here

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-#998-

Once again, there is NO timelapse here...

  ElGuapo7: we need a global op here
  ElGuapo7: oh Pringlis..... /me sings
*** Flatty (onlyone@63.226.146.111) has joined #ev3
  ElGuapo7: dang
AradaPilot: heh
  ElGuapo7: so close

--
-#997-

// Our routine impulse to re-enact theatre or sitcoms shows again (edited a bit):

             spamguy sings the I Love Lucy theme song
    scope: LUUUUUUUUUCY!
             spamguy is home
    Lucy: WAAAAHHHH
    scope: You got some splainin to do!
    Lucy: But...Ricky!!
    spamguy: You are not goin' to da club tonight, you understand, Lucy?
    spamguy: No, Lucy
    scope: You will NOT be in the show!
    hector: Hmm... Lucy must have some splainin to do.

--
-#996-

* oasa fondles his mouse

--
-#995-

  ElGuapo7: die, hector
             hector hangs herself with a mouse cord
             hector hangs herself with a mouse cord
  ElGuapo7: hector, divine the chances of you hanging yourself twice.
             hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'You May Rely On It,' ElGuapo7
             basilisk sighs
  ElGuapo7: i se.
  ElGuapo7: see.
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote.
    Gildor: no it isn't
  ElGuapo7: it will be

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-#994-

moki: moki > sex*
moki: *with a chicken
moki: that's about it tho
oasa_away: so moki < goat sex?
moki: depends on how cute the goat is
oasa_away: how about a billy goat
Anon: I've seen some damn fine goats in my day

--
-#993-


AradaPilot: can i have a real idea?

--
-#992-

* LordOfTheFlies clicks heels, wishes that rooster would come back
*** rooster has joined #ev3

//the thing is, these two messages appeared almost simultaneously

--
-#991-

Anatole: hey, leave my sexual relationship with lobster out of this


--
-#990-

// talking about monitors... but Flatty didn't know that.

*** Flatty (onlyone@63.226.146.111) joined #ev3
ComputerLizard: but big is good, now that i'm used to a 19"

--
-#989-

// Edited for relevance

             CeRD just bought a mouse
   Micah_L: what kind?
             Micah_L likes two-button scrollwheel optical cordless mice
   Micah_L: I spend a lot of time looking for pics of those babies!
   Micah_L: With the smooth, throbbing optical sensor on the bottom
             Micah_L starts drooling on his keyboard
             ElGuapo7 watches the sparks fly
  ElGuapo7: literally

--
-#988-
//On the topic of Ikonboard not working when I had done all of what the instructions told me to do

Gwydion: PFORKLANTIONTAKIUOKSHGBANICHKENAVEWNDABAWINKLEWARKIUS!!!!!!
         *** You have been kicked off channel #ev3 by Slug (not in public dear)

--
-#987-

	Gwydion wishes that all the idiots in the world would just suddenly die.
Gwydion: That would be very nice.
FallenStar: Gwy: Why's that?
FallenStar: We won't have anybody to feel so much superior to
FallenStar: When I need an ego boost I just realize that almost everyone in my school is really
stupid and that I'm infinately smarted than them.

--
-#986-

     necro: Blood guts guns cuts, knives wives, nuns sluts!
  ElGuapo7: by sunday you'll be fine
     necro: :p
CaptainOrne: yep
  ElGuapo7: saturday will be hell
CaptainOrne: voice problems < *
FallenStar: Prolly from all the raw clams I ate yesterday
  ElGuapo7: but sunday will be ok
  ElGuapo7: necro is just BEGGING for a ban

--
-#985-

            Gildor notes that what is happening between himself, lobster and thunder is best kept
out of the public eye

--
-#984-

      Beer: *pindrop*
      Beer: *pindrop*
      Beer: *pindrop*
            Beer fires gun
      Beer: *shelldrop*
FallenStar: heh
*** Myriad[Myriad@208-59-121-93.c3-0.129-ubr1.lnh-129.md.cable.rcn.com] has joined #ev3
      Beer: heh
      Beer: 'lo
      Beer: explodes nuke
            FallenStar slices beer's head off with a bottle cap opener
    Myriad: bye Myriad
      Beer: *fuse drop*
*** Signoff: Myriad (Quit: bye)
      Beer: *head drop*
            Beer explodes nuke***
      Beer: body chops off FallenStar's nuts
      Beer: *tiny object drop*
            Beer 's body chops off FallenStar's nuts
FallenStar: hmm
DNS ICMP 62.253.88.12=m12-mp1-cvx2c.bre.ntl.com
      Beer: heh
            Beer /me /me
*** my Unknown command
FallenStar: Beer?
    hector: knock it off, Beer!
FallenStar: hector, beer?
    hector: knock it off, Beer!
      Beer: hector, beer?

--
-#983-

FallenStar: And I became a virtual boy toy yesterday
    NeoLiz: okay....
FallenStar: Yeah
FallenStar: Watch
FallenStar: hector, Delphine?
    hector: Delphine likes to whip, spank, tie up, and gag FallenStar for instant pleasure.

--
-#982-

 * Flatty has a date with the crapper coming up very soon.

// a minute of normal conversation, then the next two lines within a half second

Flatty: ooo... gotta run. later.
*** Flatty has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.0.4 PPC)

--
-#981-

   Lobster: screw fireworks
   Pikeman: that would hurt.....
   Lobster: yeah...."ohh...OHHH...OOH YEAH...*boom*"

--
-#980-

5:12 PM:   Anatoley: hector, divine wether or not Anatole is the leader of a mysterious cult
revolving around human sacrifice and cattle mutilation
5:12 PM:             hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
5:12 PM:     hector: It says 'Yes,' Anatoley
// Further proof that there is something we DON'T know about that freak.

--
-#979-

Akula: I got banned from #lesbian on EFnet 
// and he wouldn't tell us why he was in #lesbian to start with.../me wonders...

--
-#978-

frandall: spellchecking a 250 page document sucks
frandall: :p
TomWoozle: I bet it does.
TomWoozle: Especially if it has ~alien~ words

--
-#977-
// edited very slightly
             Anatole draws a boomerang
             Anatole whips it at Anon
 *** Signoff: Gildor (Quit: life IS good :: take care all)
             Anatole watches it miss and knock gildor out of the room
 *** Gildor (gildor@modem-25.adunakhor.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined channel #ev3
    zambezi: Aaaaaiiiieeeeee, it's -him-!
             hector leaps through the nearest window
             Anatole watches gildor crawl back in

--
-#976-

         *** Anatole has been kicked off the channel by Gildor (*looks the other way*)
         *** Anatole (Prophet@216.126.163.103) has joined the channel
Anatole: lln
Anatole: that was GOOD
Anatole: do it again!
         * Anatole wants it
Anatole: i want it...BAD!
         * Gildor raises an eyebrow
Anatole: give it to me!
Thunder: Ack... context... Context!!!


--
-#975-

    Gildor: I have a wife and kids?
    Gildor: news to me

--
-#974-
// Could the moronic hector be gaining intelligence? Only time will tell...
  ElGuapo7: hector, weapon
             hector kills ElGuapo7
  ElGuapo7: ow
    hector: Oh, little baby got a boo-boo...
  ElGuapo7: and that's a *gasp* quote

--
-#973-

      ElGuapo7 envies flatty
Flatty: it's ok, your penis will grow soon. :)

--
-#972-

//no comment
CeRD: now...about homoerotic sex....
* Asc glances at #ev3, shakes his head in dispair, and leaves


--
-#971-

  naphtali: slug got devoiced!
  naphtali: slug got devoiced!
  naphtali: slug got devoiced!
  naphtali: na na na na na na
            naphtali starts dancing in circles around slug
  naphtali: na na na na na na
*** naphtali has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Slug (Pow!)
*** naphtali (naphtali@dialup-t1-203.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+v Slug" on #ev3 by Slug

--
-#970-

// edited- because I can
*** oasa (oasa@cc943263-a.sumt1.nj.home.com) has joined #ev3
   <zambezi> Vae puto deus fio!
   <Gwydion> Hello, oasa.
       <Asc> hi oasa
      <oasa> blargh/yay
     <forge> blurp, grrr, phweee!
       <Asc> phweee!?
       <Asc> phweee!!!
      <oasa> phwee
     <forge> phweee!
      <oasa> phweeeee!
     <forge> phweeeeeeeeee!
       <Asc> uh oh
     <forge> phweee! phwee! phweephweee!
      <oasa> phwe-eeeee!
     <Akula> phewwww!
     <forge> phwoo
     <forge> POOT!
       <Asc> wooph!
     <forge> LULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULELULE

--
-#969-

Akula wonders why "what is the perfect night with your sweatheart" poll dosn't include "idling on
your favIRC chanel" as an option

--
-#968-

FallenStar: Avast, oohh baby, ye _curvy_ scallawag. oink oink.

--
-#967-

*** Flatty (onlyone@udslppp111.mpls.uswest.net) has joined #ev3
             AradaPilot hugs flatty
             Flatty does a Tarzan yell
             AradaPilot eats flatty, pukes it up, and sets it on fire.
             Flatty greets AP too. :)
             VoxHumana licks Flatty's balls.
             Flatty rubs peanut butter on 'em
 <VoxHumana> YAY!

--
-#966-

      <Cone> hector, penis?
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--
-#965-

     scope: females!
 CptTripps: icky icky brickang zoop!

--
-#964-

oasa: hrmph
oasa: may your dwelling be overrun by bread-wielding frenchmen

--
-#963-

      oasa: could you abuse me in two hours?
      oasa: I'm busy right now

--
-#962-

RMA watches the bullet bounce off his massive amounts of [garbled]

--
-#961-

And there was no time delay...

*** ElGuapo7 has set the topic on #ev3 to So, anyone want to set me up with someone cute?
             Flatty winks at EG7
*** ElGuapo7 has set the topic on #ev3 to So, anyone want to set me up with someone cute and female
and human?
    Flatty: awwww

--
-#960-
  Orestes: you guys have a hostility problem, I think
skyblade: f*** you

--
-#959-
// Makes sense

<Flatty> anyway, I'm off to [garbled] Diablo's butt. catch ya'll in the wee hours of the
morning.

--
-#958-
//Hmmm....what IS this "context" you speak of?
      Gunsh: big one
 SilverDrag: <nods>
      Gunsh: it's about two foot long
 SilverDrag: What type of wood?

--
-#957-

8:38 AM:              Gunsh shoots self in the leg and then looks for sympathy
8:38 AM:              Gildor laughs at Gunsh
8:39 AM:              Gunsh pretends to cry
8:39 AM:     Gunsh: mixed in with the real crying, it looks great!
8:39 AM:              Gildor hrms
8:39 AM:              Thunder offers Gunsh a tournaquet or a beer... BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
8:39 AM:              Gunsh is torn
8:39 AM:              Gunsh chooses the beer
8:39 AM:              Gunsh drunkenly bleeds to death
8:39 AM:   Thunder: If you're gonna die, die drunk, huh?
8:39 AM:     Gunsh: :)

--
-#956-

// who needs context?

Flatty: Durandal, boobies are not lame. boobies are wonderful. j00 remember that!

--
-#955-

Stomp: Since you probably have no respect for me, rooster, do you mind if I call you Cock?
oasa: I think of him more as a hen with gender issues

--
-#954-

   spamguy: It's sorta like an enema, except with more liquid soap

--
-#953-

   spamguy: Huhuhuh...he said "tit"...huhuhuh

--
-#952-

            CeRD just loves COCK!!

--
-#951-

            Anatole cocks his paintball gun, prepares to give forge cover fire
            TomWoozle cocks his shotgun and prepares to kill Anatole
            Slug shotguns his cock and limps in pain

--
-#950-
      Slug: grrrr I hate my diet
      Slug: I'm taking a s**t 3 times a day

--
-#949-

// part of a similar continuation by oasa...
7:36 PM:     hector: forge: I forgot how to ****
7:36 PM:     Gildor: hehe
7:37 PM:    Anatole: heh
7:37 PM:    Gwydion: heh
7:37 PM:             Anatole falls out of his chair laughing
7:37 PM:      forge: Geez...
7:37 PM:       oasa: waht do you need, asc?
7:37 PM:      forge: I'm getting tired of teaching her over and over again.

--
-#948-
     forge: forget how to f***
    hector: forge: I forgot how to f***
    Gildor: hehe
   Gwydion: heh
   Anatole: heh
            Anatole falls out of his chair laughing

--
-#947-

*** forge1 (forge@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #ev3
       Asc: nope
   zambezi: FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
*** forge2 (forge@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #ev3
   zambezi: FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
*** forge3 (forge@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #ev3
   zambezi: FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
*** forge1 has been kicked off channel #EV3 by Slug (oh?)
AradaPilot: heh
*** forge1 (forge@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #EV3
   zambezi: FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
*** forge2 has been kicked off channel #EV3 by Slug (oh?)
*** forge2 (forge@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #EV3
*** Mode change "+b *!*@adsl-151-200-10-25.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net" on #ev3 by thresher
   zambezi: FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
*** forge1 has been kicked off channel #EV3 by Slug (oh?)
*** Slug has been kicked off channel #ev3 by thresher (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
*** forge2 has left channel #EV3
*** forge has been kicked off channel #ev3 by thresher (join flood)
*** forge3 has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (banned)
*** Slug (Slug@c1446252-a.wntck1.sfba.home.com) has joined channel #ev3
AradaPilot: slüg wb
*** Mode change "+o Slug" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** SIug has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Slug (oh?)

--
-#946-

//  so much fun on one little message

      Anon: ugh, the very top message in my inbox...
      Anon: Add REAL Inches To Your Penis! GUARANTEED
     scope: Anon: Forward that to forge
<time passes>
     forge: And I don't need penis enlargement, no matter what moki says.
     scope: hehehe
     forge: It's not my fault he always chooses to start himself off on the large dildos.
      oasa: heh

--
-#945-

      Anon: ugh, the very top message in my inbox...
      Anon: Add REAL Inches To Your Penis! GUARANTEED
CaptainOrne: that's not a thing that I have

--
-#944-

// no contecks fur yoo!

oasa: drugs, booze, women, and high yield nuclear weaponry
oasa: what more could you want?

--
-#943-

      Beer: hmmm
      Beer: Rima is -v
   Thunder: SOMEBODY TURN RIMA GREEN!
   Thunder: Textwise, not in real life.  That would be disturbing

--
-#942-

// context? Vot iss zis context?

      ** DeAdBoY has quit IRC (Quit: FOOZ)
moki: woooho

--
-#941-

             Asc impales Slug with a gold star

--
-#940-

// Er... don't ask...

      Slug: See my chest! See my chest! won't you fondle my big breast...
 Blackfern: nope
    Flatty: Slug, only one??

--
-#939-

// just sometimes....

CaptEditor: hector, american beer?
    hector: american beer is like making love in a canoe, it's ****ing close to water!!


--
-#938-

setdisdouz: I love solitude
 Blackfern: your sure gettign lots of it

--
-#937-

// actually from #sanity, on one of the occasions where it got insane and the subject of, erm,
"anatomy" came up....
13:28: AradaPilot: roo = what, 1"?
13:28:    rooster: 1.4" moron

--
-#936-

// I was looking around on the boards, and checked the IRC window to see what was happening ... this
is what I saw...

  forge: Try
DeAdBoY: meh
  forge: Try harder.
DeAdBoY: nooo...
DeAdBoY: holy **** its late!
  forge: HARDER!
  forge: It's early.
DeAdBoY: well
DeAdBoY: yea...
DeAdBoY: still :)

--
-#935-

            Anatole is fingering himself now...
   Anatole: :)
CaptEditor: heh
     scope: eww
  
Anatole: CTCP finger, that is
CaptEditor: heh
     scope: eww

--
-#934-

// further proof of the maturity of newerbies...
8:35 PM:       Beer: I'M AN ASSHOLE E-O-E-OH-HO!!!

--
-#933-

Beer: WHY AM I BANNED??? WHY AM I BANNED??? WHY AM I BANNED??? UN-BAN ME WHAT DID I DO?

--
-#932-

//slightly out of context :grin:
//and no, bege has not become a horse

TomWoozle: I want Bege!
TomWoozle: Where is my Bege!

--
-#931-

 PyroQuake: ATMOS and Ambrosia should merge into one company....
     necro: called necro rools ltd.

--
-#930-

13:05:     Flatty: score one for Flatty and Rock/Metal, bitch! :)
13:05:     hector: one for flatty and rock/metal, bitch! :) has neutral karma

--
-#929-

  Anatole: hey 'kula
  Akula: hey
  Anatole: akuuuullla
  Anatole: all the girls, yeah, the say,
  Anatole: akuuuullla
  Anatole: yeah
  Anatole: yeah
  Anatole: all the guys, the say 'kula, SKU SKU
  Akula: indeed
  Anatole: 'kula, SKU SKU
  Anatole: yeah
  Anatole: yeah
  Anatole: all the mommys
  Anatole: they say AKULA! GET BACK IN THE F*ING HOUSE!
  Anatole: all the daddies, 
  Anatole: they say
  Anatole: PERVERT! WHAT IS THIS DOCUMENT?
  Anatole: YEAH
  Anatole: yeah
*** Anatole was kicked off #ev3 by thresher (flood)
*** Anatole (Prophet@66.19.4.168) joined #ev3
  Anatole: damn
  Anatole: thresher killed my song!
  Anatole: and it was kicking ass, too!


--
-#928-

    Stomp: I feel kind of cheated in the fact that there are so many more nicknames and
colloquialisms for male genitals than there are for that of the female.
    Stomp: It's not fair!
             Stomp shakes his tiny fists
ComputerLizard: heh
 basilisk: they're more interesting, though... :D
 basilisk: er
 basilisk: I didn't say that
ComputerLizard: quote, maybe? *evil grin*
    Stomp: Sure you didn't, Penis Song.
    Stomp: It'll all end up in They.
ComputerLizard: heh
 basilisk: :P
 basilisk: hey
 basilisk: what do you expect? :P
    Stomp: The Spanish inquisition.
 basilisk: no comment

--
-#927-

      moki: forge likes petite girls... their small hands make his cock look big

--
-#926-
// Pipeyscript?

  <pipeline> [hunf *blort*]
  <pipeline> Bugger all!!!
  <pipeline> HahahahaHAHA!!

--
-#925-

  pipeline: I assume rooster owns roostermac.com
      Slug: .net
  pipeline: oh, whatever
  pipeline: net, com, org, wtf, who.cares.blow.me.co.uk
  pipeline: Speaking of Grybs...

--
-#924-

// in context, actually....

SilverDragon: Flatty: Next person who says that gets to watch as I go down town, pick a good looking
girl and rape her, okay?

--
-#923-

/*edited out impertinent stuff, used the cool comments thing*/

*** Mode change "+o faramir" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Gildor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by faramir (Go away!!)
BattleDoct: w00t!
BattleDoct: Kick that lousy git off!
*** BattleDoctor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by faramir (OK, if you insist...)

--
-#922-

//For those of you who don't know, a trilobyte is a prehistoric arthropod.

     necro: I remeber reading somewhere that at this ultimate geek fair someone had a like 1000 GB
HD.
     necro: heh..a trilobyte. :)
     forge: Terabyte.
     necro: that's the one.

--
-#921-

*** Anon has set the topic on channel #ev3 to * spamguy <garbled> the ass first
     Slug: What?
     Slug: I forgot my reading glasses.... *squint*
     Slug: Did he just say spamguy gargles ass juice?

--
-#920-

     Stomp: http://www.seafoodbynet.com/
<- Would you order fresh fish from a website?
      Slug: Stomp: sure, they mail it to you
      Slug: Order some for Secret Chimp
BattleDoct: in an envelope?
 PyroQuake: heh
      Slug: and he gets a stinky fish in the mail on a hot summer day!

--
-#919-

// Edited for conciseness.
// Gwydion had a tendency to eat everything once. Taking that to a new disturbing level...

spamguy: Here, eat this cat
             Gwydion pets the cat.
             Gwydion feeds the cat gourmet cat food.
             Gwydion hides the cat, in case someone eats it.
             Gwydion feeds the cat GP.
             Gwydion feeds the cat Slug.
spamguy: C'mon, eat the cat!
             Gwydion pets the cat.
spamguy: +--<:) Pope...you wouldn't eat the pope would you?
  Thunder: Okay Gwydion, DON'T eat the cat
             Gwydion pets the cat.
             Gwydion feeds the cat the pope.
             Gwydion eats the remains.
spamguy: I was tempted to say the Pope was eating pussy, but it looks like the inverse in this case

--
-#918-

*** ElGuapo7 has set the topic on #ev3 to know where I can get any good clam porn????
       <RMA> ask Gildor

--
-#917-

*** Rima has been kicked off channel #ev3 by forge (You cracked my monitor.)
*** Rima (Ultima@dialup-209.245.100.106.Dial1.Manchester1.Level3.net) has joined channel #ev3
*** draco has been kicked off channel #ev3 by forge (You too)
*** draco (SmAuG_806@h000094995632.ne.mediaone.net) has joined channel #ev3
*** forge has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Gildor (You cracked my monitor long ago :p)
*** forge (forge@adsl-151-200-9-218.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o forge" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Gildor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by forge (At least my sister didn't crack my own
monitor.)
*** Gildor (gildor@modem-38.argonath.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o Gildor" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** forge has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Gildor (Keep my sister out of this)
*** forge (forge@adsl-151-200-9-218.dc.adsl.bellatlantic.net) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o forge" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Gildor has been kicked off channel #ev3 by forge (Hey, she's the one who keeps coming. ;))
*** Gildor (gildor@modem-38.argonath.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined channel #ev3
*** Mode change "+o Gildor" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** forge has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Gildor (Can we leave your sexual activity out of
this)

--
-#916-

// talking about forge's ass (don't ask)

   forge: If I wanted to post my ass it would be (|||) (|||)
lebannen: you comb your ass hair?
    Slug: I see, forge, you COMB your ass hair


--
-#915-


11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: wek
11:52 AM:    Gwydion: kick
11:52 AM:  PyroQuake: *flood*
11:52 AM:  PyroQuake: heh
11:52 AM:    Anatole: thresher doesn't have ops
11:52 AM:             Thunder watches Gwydion's neck dissolve from all the acid that's been going
through it
11:52 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:52 AM:    Thunder: wek
11:52 AM:    Anatole: there's NO flood control!
11:52 AM:             Gwydion eats the acid.
11:52 AM:             Anatole has a revelation!
// hehe, then...
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:    Anatole: yay
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM:  Blackfern: heh
11:53 AM: *** Blackfern has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
11:53 AM:        RMA: hah!
11:53 AM:  PyroQuake: lol!
11:53 AM:    Anatole: maturity? what's that!
11:53 AM:    Gwydion: hehe
11:53 AM:    Anatole: HEHEHEH!
11:53 AM:    Thunder: Whoo-hoo!
11:53 AM:  PyroQuake: heh
11:53 AM:             Anatole dies laughing

--
-#914-

11:48 AM:             Gwydion eats hector's banana.
// and this is IN context!!!

--
-#913-

            Gwydion sets Wales on fire.
            RMA wonders how you can set Wales, the second wettest place, on fire
   moki: lots of napalm

--
-#912-

    syntax: Nova features stuff and things.
    syntax: yes, you heard me
    syntax: stuff AND things.
    syntax: together at last

--
-#911-

*AradaPilot milks rima

--
-#910-

      * moki sits down on the coding throne once more
moki: and I ain't talkin' about the toilet!
moki: :)


--
-#909-

//j00 ph334r my mad ellipsis skillz
11:54 AM:              Gwydion tries not to think about it.
11:56 AM:              Gwydion can't think why he was trying not to blink.
11:57 AM: Iridium: quote:  Gwydion can't think...he was trying
11:57 AM: Iridium: quote: Gwydion tries...to think about it.
11:58 AM:     Gunsh: I was thinking 'bout life an' useless crap like that
11:58 AM: Iridium: quote:  Gunsh: I was...useless crap like that
11:59 AM:              Gunsh is having a mid-life crisis
11:59 AM: Iridium: quote:  Gunsh is...a mid-life crisis
12:00 PM: Iridium: j00 ph334r my mad ellipsis skillz :D
12:00 PM:   Gwydion: Iridium is having an epileptic fit, it sems.

--
-#908-

   Gwydion: rooster, your one ball is acting up.

--
-#907-

//  edited out irrelivant stuff

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_907 ]

--
-#906-

10:48:      Gunsh: <Gunsh> You're not female, homosexual and a cat
10:49: AradaPilot: i am!
10:49:      Gunsh: oh no you're not!
10:49: AradaPilot: OH YES I AM
10:50: AradaPilot: Quote it!

--
-#905-

//edited in a general sort of way

pipeline commences upload of important data
<Iridium> atmos tonight or nova?
AradaPilot intercepts
<Iridium> not a chance
Iridium stabs AP
<pipeline> Nova, of course!
Katerei starts nova chant
<Katerei> no-va! no-va! no-va! no-va!
AradaPilot intercepts and gives copies to irid and katy
<Katerei> yay!
Iridium unstabs AP
<AradaPilot> heh
Anon bets it's actually moki porn

--
-#904-

Akula: the guy slapped my ass and called me Sally

--
-#903-

skyblade: the green dude from tales from the crypt's nutsack is probably pretty wrinkly.

//this is one of those ones that sounds like it's out of context, but there was no context...

--
-#902-

Stomp: Doyle: Why are you here, talking to us? Shouldn't you be seducing Blackfern?
 Doyle: try suducing him, it's immpossible
 Doyle: plus he's in bed

--
-#901-

Stomp: Doyle: Wait a second, aren't you Blackfern's love child?

--
-#900-

/* Just a small reliever of tension.  =) */
theKestrel: "Dear main.cpp, it has recently come to my attention that you are being a bitch.  We at
AvP are interested in seeing this behavior change.  Noted behaviors of your bitchiness are:  1.) 
You will not pass structs as a return type of a function, even though an older and crappier compiler
will.   2.)  You seem to think that I have defined functions in your code that, in fact, I have not.
 Please do not confuse yourself with monster.h, nor monster.cpp.  If you do not remedy...
theKestrel: ...this behavior, action will have to be taken."

--
-#899-

// Format edited for readibility.

<hector> *whine* Zambezi, make them stop!
<CaptainOrne> go zambezi!
<zambezi> make me make them stop, hector!

--
-#898-

// see what overexposure can do??

CptTripps: Hey, did you know that it's Mouse's birthday?

--
-#897-

            ShadeOBlue finds two golf balls under the desk.. rolls them around..
ShadeOBlue: ack, don't even say it, perverts ;)
ArcAngelCo: what? your balls have dimples
ShadeOBlue: heh
ShadeOBlue: well, ya know.. ;)

--
-#896-

*** Jericon has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** Slug has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** Chamrin has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** basilisk has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** Stomp has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** GlueBubble has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** ArcAngelCounterstrike has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** spamguy has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** oasa has signed off (ping timeout)
*** forge has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** Whitehawk has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** ArcAngelCounterstrike has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** ^Durandal_7400 has signed off (Ping timeout)
*** Anon (BobM@dsl-64-195-32-253.telocity.com) joined #ev3
moki: cool

--
-#895-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_895 ]

// Very long and having to do with horses. Don't ask me. :)

--
-#894-
// Edited a bit for relevance

Gildor: Apparently, bege has a friend called "Joe" who has two "guns"
Begemotike: I didn't realize that they HAD Joes in England.
Ace: Don't we all?

--
-#893-

Stomp: Man. My underwear doesn't have ethernet.

--
-#892-

// Two Flatty one-liners in one! What a deal!

Flatty is lucky. he has looks AND personality. and he's modest.

---

 * Flatty imagines Gildor with long hair and breasts

--
-#891-

*** ShadeOBlue has changed the topic to "* Anatole gives it to lobster • <Anatole> good
enough? • <Lobster> yay! • *Grybs leads Lobster astray. • * Grybs tires Lobster out even
more.

--
-#890-

moki is hung like a wildebeast

--
-#889-

//context, shmontext.

oasa: myself, I've killed people, had sex, lots of great things

--
-#888-

// edited out crap

   Lobster: hey, how many of you in here have girlfriends?
     Stomp: Lobster: I have two.
     Stomp: I call them "lefty" and "rightie".
   spamguy: Stomp, the ladies' man!

--
-#887-

// Edited a little bit for relevance...

    Andros: Gah! Stupid bots! Buzz off the lot of ya!
*** Signoff: hector (Client closed connection)
      Slug: uhm, Andros just killed hector
    Andros: what?!
ShadeOBlue: apparently
ShadeOBlue: that wasn't nice
      Slug: you told her to go away
    Andros: but I didn't mean it
      Slug: yes you did
      Slug: murderer
ShadeOBlue: look what you've done now!
ArcAngelCo: she takes things too literaly
    Andros: I'm sorry
      Slug: You BETTER be
      Slug: We can have you arrested for HACKING
*** Signoff: Andros (Quit: Boo hoo)
      Slug: erm
ArcAngelCo: well good for you slug, you scared off the least annoying newbie yet
      Slug: uhmmmmmm I was just joking
      Slug: he wasn't annoying
ArcAngelCo: least annoying i said
            Slug feels bad
ArcAngelCo: well you better
ArcAngelCo: murderer!
ArcAngelCo: look at what you have done
      Slug: I'm a murderer!
ArcAngelCo: and thats also a quote :)
      Slug: a murderer!
      Slug: you quoted me?
ArcAngelCo: i would if hector was around to tell me "quotes?"

--
-#886-

<BattleDoctor> god, I can't believe I ended up naked with my neighbor's dog and a jar of
vasoline

--
-#885-

     Stomp: You can squeeze me if you want to, but I don't think you'll like what you get.

// What is context? A person of some sort? :)

--
-#884-

            Grybs observes moki placidly.
            moki bites Grybs

--
-#883-

// Ouch

Slug: hi hector
*** Signoff: hector (Client closed connection)

--
-#882-
    Akula: awh f***
    Akula: I timed out again
    hawk: heh
    Akula: okay, maybe not

--
-#881-
// Bege must have a mighty huge forehead

*** Begemotike is now known as SickBege
             TomWoozle mops Bege's forhead with a damp cloth
             SickBege thanks the Woozle man
             nick maps Bege's forhead with a damp cartographer

--
-#880-

nick: Tom: "A point where you cannot drag it up any further"
nick: is this a girl's skirt-length control?

--
-#879-

            lobster decides to be lame and paste tool lyrics to piss people off!!
   lobster: This ground is not the rock I thought it to be. 
   lobster: Thought I was high, and free.
   lobster: I thought I was there
   lobster: divine destiny. 
   lobster: I was wrong.
   lobster: This changes everything. 
   lobster: The water is rising up on me.
   lobster: Thought the sun would come deliver me,
   lobster: but the truth has come to punish me instead. 
   lobster: The ground is breaking down right under me.
   lobster: Cleanse and purge me
   lobster: in the water. 
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'As I See It, Yes,' lobster

--
-#878-

//please note that was said completely seriously. OK so the guy was a newbie, but it's still funny
:)

Andros: lobster: don't be mean to gay people

--
-#877-


   // On the topic of Andrew's new tongue job:

            C_S doesn't see the point of men sticking sharp pieces of metal through their body
     oasa: women like it
             Knucklehead agrees with C_S...
     oasa: they can grab the ring and the man has to come along
spamguy: Woman. Singular. And Zelda wasn't very impressed.

--
-#876-

// talking about personal injuries

forge: Rima, do you have any pictures of the scars that we can see?
forge: And, yes, I did just ask to see pictures of your naked ass.

--
-#875-

forge: I just found a spinach omelot in my closet!


--
-#874-

Gildor notes one good thing about lots of RAM--RAM dicks

--
-#873-

      moki: every generation has issues with new things
  ElGuapo7: THAT will make my parents feel old...
FallenStar: Like how the '50s thought Elvis was innappropiate
FallenStar: ?
  ElGuapo7: in fact, someday my children will ask me "Daddy? What was it like before the
Internet?"
     Gunsh: heh
FallenStar: heh
  ElGuapo7: and I will feel like nothing.
FallenStar: You'll shiver
     Gunsh: It was hell!
FallenStar: And say it was the "bad ol' days"
  ElGuapo7: and we walked 12 miles to school in blinding snowstorms!
  ElGuapo7: wait
  ElGuapo7: i'm a homeschooler
FallenStar: heh
  ElGuapo7: and i lived in the desert
  ElGuapo7: oh.
  ElGuapo7: I guess that's a quote.

--
-#872-

            ShadeOBlue notes that more guys in #ev3 tell Shade he's good looking than girls do in
real life :/
     forge: Shade, that's because we're all gay.

--
-#871-

// uh... yes. This quote speaks for itself

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_871 ]

--
-#870-

//No real context to start with...

Begemotike: It's my specialty.
Begemotike: I make people celibate!

--
-#869-

<rooster> you don't have a user list PQ?
 *** Mode change "+v forge" on #ev3 by forge
<Anon> no hector, whom we've since learned is female, is not here
*** Mode change "-o forge" on #ev3 by forge
<PyroQuake> a user list, like what
<rooster> a list of people that are on the channel?
<PyroQuake> yeah
<rooster> is hector on it?
<PyroQuake> no
<rooster> then there you go!


--
-#868-

  rooster: that captian sky bitch suggested carno!!
  rooster: lmao
    Akula: heh
    forge: rooster, I know.
  rooster: he's just reading who has the most posts...
    forge: I would've suggest Carny too, but just for sheer idiocy on the forums.
  rooster: that's all his dumb ass cares about...
skyblade: captain skyblade and captain carnotaur = butt-buddies
             skyblade takes that back.
skyblade: he nominated me too

--
-#867-

  spamguy: Do you realize the top three competitors at last year's national spelling bee were all
homeschooled?
 sitharus: and I bet they have no friends
    forge: spamguy, do you realize that I could beat the **** out of all three of them at once?

--
-#866-

  sitharus: heh
      Rima: And Quins the cutest of all!
  sitharus: if I was an athelete I'd fail a drugs test ;)
      Beer: cats!!!
      Beer: heh
      Beer: and THATS a quote

--
-#865-


    Akula: cocks eat grain

--
-#864-

     scope: I now have an official FBI report saying i am NOT guilty of sodomy!

--
-#863-

*** Grybs has set the topic on channel #ev3 to explode in 10 seconds.

--
-#862-

 Stomp: Can I have rape?
             forge rapes Stomp.
    forge: You asked for it.
    Stomp: That's the stuff!

--
-#861-

 Blackfern: This is the first chant room I've ever been in
BattleDoct: Chant room indeed.

--
-#860-

 Gildor thinks about the horrible things he can do to ElG7 in TWR
             ElGuapo7 whoops and cheers
             ElGuapo7 dances with unspeakable joy
             ElGuapo7 jumps up and down
  ElGuapo7: yipee!!!!!!
  ElGuapo7: yipee!!!!!!
  ElGuapo7: yipee!!!!!!
             Gildor looks at Guapo
    Gildor: Hr,
    Gildor: *hrm
             Gildor scratches his stubble
  ElGuapo7: D'oh, that means I'm going to be IN TWR!!!!!
  ElGuapo7: yeeeehaaa!

--
-#859-

* TomWoozle hrms and continues programming
*** TomWoozle is now known as RealBasic
* RealBasic squeels at Tom
*** RealBasic is now known as TomWoozle
* TomWoozle notes RealBasic can't spell, so it should shut up!

--
-#858-

    oasa: *Akula* did you get punched?
     oasa: oasa: I got fisted
   mikeeJ: heh
  Akula: you were talking about fists!
   mikeeJ: FISTED?
             mikeeJ wasn't aware Oasa was a female..

--
-#857-

Blackfern: what's with all the " you are not a channel operator"
TomWoozle: Blackfern: It means...
TomWoozle: You are not a channel operator

--
-#856-

            scope notes he is about to break
            Synchrone hands scope some glue
     scope: thanks
     scope: eww...there is a bubble in this glue

--
-#855-

    necro: And what are these called: < >
skyblade: 5
ShadeBlue: greater than/less than signs
skyblade: greater-than/less-than signs
    forge: Triangular breasts.
    necro: lol
ShadeBlue: actually, it should be the other way around..
ShadeBlue: heh
Blackfern: I just gor irc working!!!!
    forge: What are these called?  (.) (.)
skyblade: boobies
ShadeBlue: boobies

--
-#854-

//I was dealing with forge and a horse

*** DoctorWho has joined #ev3
* TomWoozle_Ghost gets out crossbow and condom
* DoctorWho hides.

--
-#853-

  ElGuapo7: gnitirw sdrawkcab
    Sheppo: tlusni eht suht
    Sheppo: P:
  ElGuapo7: hsilop sdnuos
    Sheppo: ahahahah
*** Talos (Potatoswat@ool-18b99032.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #ev3
    Sheppo: salot
    Sheppo: oy
  ElGuapo7: !!solat ih
     Talos: hey shep
     Talos: guapo
    Sheppo: eheheh
  ElGuapo7: we're all backwards today
  ElGuapo7: oops
    Sheppo: ynnuf si siht
     Talos: mrh
  ElGuapo7: yadot sdrawkcab lla er'ew
    Sheppo: heh
  ElGuapo7: spoo
    Sheppo: spoo!
    Sheppo: (the other blue meat)
  ElGuapo7: heh ,st'i gnorw
     Talos: ?sdrowkcab noitseuq a ksa I nac woh
  ElGuapo7: taht ekil tsuj
     Talos: yako
    Sheppo: heh
  ElGuapo7: siht ot desu teg dlouc I
     Talos: puy
  ElGuapo7: ylsuoires
  ElGuapo7: etouq a s'taht dna

--
-#852-

// It was the speed of this that was funny to me

BattleDoct: Enlighten us as to the secret of how to be as happy as Begemotike
rooster: DRINK

--
-#851-

// I'm not sure about the context of this comment at all...

C_S: Woozle!  Where's my pants!?


--
-#850-


// you know, sometimes I wonder about Thresher...

*** GP (GP@asc1-ip051-hlm.wmis.net) has joined the channel
<about 30 seconds later, GP having not said ~anything~...>
*** GP has been kicked off the channel by thresher (flood)


--
-#849-

// edited out side conversations

C_S: great...
C_S: netscape just puked on me
Gunsh: heh
     Flatty offers C_S a tissue
Flatty: and some Febreeze
rooster: oooh! nice!
rooster: :)
Gunsh: Febreeze rox0rs
Flatty: Febreeze is a life saver. I haven't had to shower in 3 months!!!
     Gunsh: Febreeze own j00
   Thunder: heh
     Gunsh: heh

--
-#848-

//Talking about the McVeigh execution

ElGuapo7: but it's amazing - the media is milking this cow as much as it can.
 ElGuapo7: so, anyone feel 'closure' yet? :D
 ElGuapo7: g2g
 ElGuapo7: catch a cat
 ElGuapo7: bye
_pipeline: w00t!
*** ElGuapo7 has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.0.4 PPC)
  Akula: he's gone!
             Akula feels closure now that ElGuapo signed off

--
-#847-

// old one -- from Undernet, I believe...

Kilvain: Yes, happier things are always a good focus. Besides my problems with dates mostly
originate from trying to pick up babes on Ambrosia webboards. Someohow it just doesn't seem to be
very effective.

--
-#846-

// Ouch

  rooster: i love you with all my balls
AAAPlayer: all one of them

--
-#845-

* necro walks to Tole's house, knocks on door.
<necro> his mother answers
<necro> He kisses her hand, she invites him in.
* TomWoozle notes that necro actually has the sexual prowess of an old gherkin

--
-#844-

* Anatole watches the conversation die again
* TomWoozle performs CPR on the conversation
* Anatole flies away
<Anatole> whee!
<TomWoozle> Nope, certainly dead.

--
-#843-

* TomWoozle sounds the Akula needs to learn english alarm
<Akula> hmm?
<Akula> I do?
* Akula knows Enlish

--
-#842-

// Right after 'Tole's channel ping...
4:41 PM: Toley-Away: im gonna get it for that, i think
4:41 PM: Toley-Away: wow, necro, your ping is 9 secs
4:41 PM: Toley-Away: tom is 6
4:41 PM:             Toley-Away watches it get real quiet
4:41 PM:             Toley-Away killed everyone in #ev3 with the ping!

--
-#841-

4:20 PM:             Anatole writes an email to his hot teacher
4:20 PM:    Anatole: she's wicked pretty
4:20 PM: *** necro is now known as lol
4:20 PM:        lol: how old?
4:20 PM:    Anatole: 24
4:20 PM:    Anatole: im 16
4:20 PM:    Anatole: close enough
4:20 PM:             lol 
4:20 PM:    Anatole: heh
4:20 PM:    Anatole: nice
4:20 PM: CaptainOrn: heh
4:20 PM:        C_S: that's pretty scary
4:20 PM:    Anatole: quiet orne
4:20 PM:        lol: breast size?
4:20 PM:        lol: a rough guess I mean
4:20 PM: CaptainOrn: interesting
4:20 PM: *** lol is now known as necro
4:20 PM:    Anatole: lol: wowie
4:21 PM:      necro: hair colour?
4:21 PM:    Anatole: intresting thoughts you must have
4:21 PM: CaptainOrn: ass?
4:21 PM:    Anatole: brown
4:21 PM:    Anatole: oh god
4:21 PM:             Anatole ph33rs
4:21 PM: CaptainOrn: heh
4:21 PM:    Anatole: i shouldn
4:21 PM:      necro: pert ass?
4:21 PM:      necro: what about her legs?
4:21 PM:    Anatole: i shouldn't mention such stuff in #ev3
// What was I thinking in saying that in #ev3...with necro and orne there... ahwell

--
-#840-

3:32 PM:             Anatole does something illegal to Gunsh
// followed almost immediatley by....
3:32 PM: *** Gunsh (Will@ACAB12D4.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #ev3

--
-#839-
*** eroticrooster has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Pring (Excess Hormones)
*** necro is now known as sexually-satisfied_necro
Toley-Starcraft: erk
      Beer: hehe
*** AradaPilot is now known as EroticPilot
EroticPilot: heh
Toley-Starcraft: you guys are sad
   Iridium: .....
sexually-satisfied_necro: just checking...
*** EroticPilot is now known as AP
*** rooster[rooster@ppp-208-188-21-8.dialup.rcsntx.swbell.net] has joined #ev3
*** Toley-Starcraft is now known as God
*** Mode change "+b *God*!*@*" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** sexually-satisfied_necro has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Grybs (Me? Jealous?)
*** God has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (banned: Look, anything with anyones god's name
is offensive)
*** AP is now known as EroticPilot
   rooster: good reason :)
*** EroticPilot is now known as AP
*** Anatole[Prophet@207-172-216-181.s689.apx1.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com] has joined #ev3
*** sexually-satisfied_necro[necro@m408-mp1-cvx1a.nth.ntl.com] has joined #ev3
*** Akula is now known as AhuraMazda
        AP: heh
   Iridium: get over it...
   Anatole: see? be creative like me
sexually-satisfied_necro: hehe...

--
-#838-

SilverDragon: When you've been quoted, you are
eternally bound to #ev3, and you can never escape.
CaptainOrne: hector, divine if there's more to come?
             hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'Bugger Off,' CaptainOrne
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#837-

SilverDragon:  I bet you King is actually at #gavev3 right now...
      King: eheh
CaptainOrne: heh
      King: [cough cough]
  ElGuapo7: he is
SilverDragon: Waiting for more people to come...
  ElGuapo7:  That REALLY sounds bad.


--
-#836-

ElGuapo7: hector, what is the meaning of fear?
    hector: elguapo7: wish i knew
  ElGuapo7: wow.

--
-#835-

ElGuapo7: hey, I live near king, gunsh!
     Gunsh: Guapo: Really?
     Gunsh: how near
     Gunsh: ?
  ElGuapo7: 1500km
  ElGuapo7: no, more like 2000km
CaptainOrne: heh
CaptainOrne: quite near
     Gunsh: heh
  ElGuapo7: Jeddah to Dubai, what's that?

--
-#834-

SilverDragon: Like I was saying, I don't care about karma. After all, I'm currently a brainless
idiot, what can that bra salesman turn me into now to make me worse?
  ElGuapo7: wow
  ElGuapo7: he's ENLIGHTENED
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote.

--
-#833-

<moki> *kinescope* => *moki* I mus confess, I've always been attracted to 
onder, hairy men
<moki> kine, you don't need to tell me these things
^Durandal_7400 shudders
<kinescope> uh-huh.
<moki> please
<Cone> hmm...
<kinescope> *moki* => *kinescope* Don't turn me on, you sly bastard!

//Probability say they were making it up.  But you never know....

--
-#832-

kinescope baps moki with the Fidel Castro stick. ;)
moki makes the stick disappear inside of kinescope in a most unnatural way
<Cone> ouch
<Asc> ouch

--
-#831-
// ouch

DeAdBoY: hey spamguy - how would you like to lick my ass???
spamguy: I'm sorry, donkeys taste terrible

--
-#830-

*** Mode change "+b *turd*!*@*" on #ev3 by Peregrine
*** You have been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (banned)

--
-#829-

Begemotike: Grybs: You work out?
    Grybs: jah...
    Grybs: A bit.
Begemotike: I always thought you were just this brain in a jar.

// well, he could be ... alaskan...

--
-#828-

Cone: * < Martha Stewart naked

--
-#827-

AradaPilot: hmmm the 4 orgasms....
AradaPilot: yes, fake, more, and forgasm
AradaPilot: YES YES!
AradaPilot: more: MORE MORE!
AradaPilot: fake: MOKI MOKI!
skyblade: moki = cat
skyblade: lol
     Slug: lol

--
-#826-

About the death penalty.. edited to erase the usual nonsense

forge: I support the death penalty not for the regular reasons, but because I don't like people in
general

forge: Imagine being the judge that said "Screw you sucker, you gonna die!"

--
-#825-
// Just make sure your open ports aren't showing, either fella'. :)

oasa: tee hee! my IP is showing
oasa: :blushes:

--
-#824-

// Boredom, what more can I say?

             Cone 
ArcAngelCounterstrikenightnigh: pop
             Cone Cone
ArcAngelCounterstrikenightnigh: pop
     Cone: hmm...
*** Begemotike (Michael@43-153-237-24.was-dial.gci.net) joined #ev3
*** Begemotike has signed off (Quit: Hasta la vista!)
     Cone: hmm...
*** Cone is now known as pop
             pop 
ArcAngelCounterstrikenightnigh: Cone
      pop: hmm...
             Gildor sighs
             Gildor blinks
   Gildor: indeed
*** pop is now known as ArcAngelCounterstrike
             ArcAngelCounterstrike 
ArcAngelCounterstrikenightnigh: poper
ArcAngelCounterstrike: pop
ArcAngelCounterstrikenightnigh: hmm...

--
-#823-

// over a few minutes

       * forge removes the foil-wrapped whatever-the-****-it-is from his fridge and hurls it at
CS.
 forge: Actually, I wanna see what's in this thing...
Gildor: or is that NCB, I can never remember
 forge: Ok, I didn't need to see what I think that was...
Gildor: hmm?
 forge: I THINK it was a chunk of smoked sausage...
 forge: But it was squishy, furry, green, and I think it might've been crying for mercy in the
disposal.
Gildor: Heh
Gildor: Hehe
Gildor: Pleasant
 forge: Oh yeah.
 forge: And that's been in there for over a year.
 forge: I doubt there was any sausage left.
 forge: Just a furry, green, semi-sentient thing.
 forge: Like me, but green.

--
-#822-


             BattleDoctor reads Akula's Captain Skyblade redneck quote
skyblade: that's probably the funniest thing i've ever read akula type
BattleDoctor: You know, that make a TOn of sense
BattleDoctor: really
skyblade: what, akula calling him a redneck?
BattleDoctor: yeah
BattleDoctor: It makes sense
    Akula: he is!
BattleDoctor: Everything you all said
BattleDoctor: 8 family members, dogs, christian
BattleDoctor: I never put it together like that, but it really screams redneck
skyblade: heh

--
-#821-

skyblade: how can captain skyblade have so many votes on the cool screen names topic, but i have
none?
skyblade: does anyone else think that's a little ****ed up?
             Akula does
skyblade: not that i care, but if they're going to vote for one, they should at least pick the real
deal.
skyblade: not some imposter.
  Thunder: Skyblade: yea, you're the original.  You should have those votes. :)
    forge: Skyblade, because he's an ass.
    Akula: its a conspiracy on the part of the conservative newbie underground
             Cone agrees with Akula
skyblade: that would be captain carnotaur and his cronies, right akula?
    Amory: i thought skyblade was captain skyblade
    Akula: yes
skyblade: amory: oh god no.
skyblade: don't even joke like that.
     Cone: heh
skyblade: captain skyblade is all a christian. and a dork.
    Akula: he [Captain Skyblade] is a redneck
     Cone: indeed
    Amory: heh
    Akula: he likes guns, is from a family of 8, is a conservative christian, and likes dogs
skyblade: lol
    Akula: that just SCREAMS redneck
             Cone notes Captain Skyblade's advice to depressed members usually involves reading the
Bible
    Akula: and if he likes WWF too, that just seals it

--
-#820-

// Hm... thus the low attendance at #ev3 recently. :)

*** Everybody was kicked off #ev3 by zambezi (banned)

--
-#819-

SuperHawk: I remember that great **** i took in '94, man, it was awesome

--
-#818-

4:17 PM:             Gunsh has begun a story
4:17 PM:    Anatole: erk
4:17 PM:    Anatole: heh
4:17 PM:    Anatole: that's gonna suck
4:17 PM:      Gunsh: yes
4:18 PM:             SilverDragon hopes he's in it, as someone other than a male prostitute.
4:18 PM:      Gunsh: it has you in it
4:18 PM:    Anatole: the only people who have story knowledge are me, grybs, and gildor
4:18 PM: SilverDrag: Cool.
4:18 PM:    Anatole: gunsh: i don't want to be in it
4:18 PM: SilverDrag: And Thunder.
4:18 PM:    Anatole: take me OUT!
4:18 PM:             Ubermann is jealous
4:18 PM: SilverDrag: And myself.
4:18 PM:   Ubermann: lol
4:18 PM:      Gunsh: Fine
4:18 PM:    Anatole: good
4:18 PM:             Ubermann is in FF2 thats enough
4:18 PM:    Anatole: the only one i want to be in is my own, and Gryb's
4:18 PM:             Gunsh has actually won two competitions for his stories
4:18 PM:             SilverDragon listens to Ubermann and gets the idea of an FF/EV webstory...
4:18 PM:    Anatole: i don't trust Gildor with my nick
4:18 PM:    Anatole: ack
4:19 PM:    Anatole: silver: don't
4:19 PM: SilverDrag: Anatole: Only joking.
4:19 PM:    Anatole: sure, what were they, the 'Best Of Gunsh' competitions?
4:19 PM: SilverDrag: Anatole: Those are my two favourite games lines.
4:19 PM:      Gunsh: bah!
4:19 PM:    Anatole: hehe
4:19 PM:             Anatole fustrates gunsh
4:19 PM:      Gunsh: they were for writing magasines
4:19 PM:    Anatole: "Gunsh Weekly"?
4:19 PM:      Gunsh: pah!
4:19 PM:    DeAdBoY: FOOZ
4:20 PM:    Anatole: heh
4:20 PM:    Anatole: hey db'
4:20 PM:             Gunsh is a reasonably talented writer
4:20 PM:   Ubermann: ZARBLEFOOZ
4:20 PM: SilverDrag: "Best Writer Named Gunsh", and "Best Stolen Novel, Exclusive to Gunsh"

--
-#817-

       Pring: Disney chicks are hot
BattleDoctor: no
       Pring: Little Mermaid
      Gildor: heh
       Pring: Cinderella
       Pring: Princess Jasmine
       Grybs: I know someone who looks a lot like Pocohontas, actually.
       Pring: wowow
BattleDoctor: Disney chicks look ugly
       Pring: www.jabarchives.com :PPPPPP

// does your gf know about this, pring?

--
-#816-

<ComputerLizard> if a ComputerLizard crashes in #ev3 but nobody's there to hear him, did the
ComputerLizard really crash?

//there never was an answer

--
-#815-

//Amazingly, not out of context.

*** Signoff: BattleDoctor (Quit: Have a question? Ask the SOURCE COD!!!)
 kinescope: ...what the **** is a fish doing with a source?

--
-#814-

Thunder is glad Akula doesn't seem to be listening...
<BattleDoctor> I wonder what he wold say...
<Akula> ruh?

--
-#813-

      moki: Chimp, are you really going to make me edit the ban list now?
      moki: or are you going to leave?
SecretChmp: why must I?
SecretChmp: I don't see the reason
SecretChmp: other than your rather excessive dislike or me
      moki: because this is my server, and I think you are a boil on the ass of humanity

--
-#812-
      Gildor doesn't use AIM any more
hawk: Gildor, you are on right now

// yes, but I wasn't using AIM :)

--
-#811-

//further proving that i have special magic powerz, d00dz!
3:56 PM:    Anatole: has anyone seen Ubermann recently?
...
3:57 PM: *** Ubermann (Larryfan14@sj-natpool-220.cisco.com) has joined channel #ev3


--
-#810-

Iridium: my igloo is melting...

--
-#809-

* BattleDoctor plays with everyone's fly

--
-#808-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_808 ]

// Funny, but very long...

--
-#807-

<mikeeJ> er, hello roost
<mikeeJ> rooster*
<rooster> roost, rooster, **** bag, whatever... ;)
<C_S> **** bag it is

--
-#806-

* Gunsh needs women and forge

--
-#805-

// *sniffle* Odysseus, you huert muy feuwings! :)

Odysseus: I'm not in the quote archive. Yay!
asao: :evil grin:
Odysseus: !

--
-#804-

oasa: syntax, have you found a steak knife distributor yet?
moki: heh
syntax: yes, but they want some outrageous amount for USB connectivity
oasa: I suppose you can get the ADB version and have the user supply a converter
oasa: honestly, who needs a 12Mbps steak knife anyways

--
-#803-

    mikeeJ: when did hector get back?
*** hector is now known as GlueBubble

// geez, I crack myself up.  =)

--
-#802-

//yeah yeah, out of context, so sue me

BattleDoctor: BattleDoctor Loves Anal dilaTion

--
-#801-

// but it is so true... :)

            Gildor has lost his rubber
     forge: Not like you were going to use it anyways.
            Lobster gives gildor a strange look
    Gildor: Bleh... "eraser" then... I still can't find it
    Gildor: bloody americans
     forge: We're only bloody because we shoot each other.
     forge: Thanks to people like mikee and htjyang

--
-#800-

ComputerLi: 13 users but noone's talking
ComputerLi: oh well
     Gunsh: PENIS!
     Gunsh: that better?
ComputerLi: not really
     Gunsh: oh well

--
-#799-

*** Gunsh (Will@AC8F1DD9.ipt.aol.com) has joined #ev3
     Gunsh: Guapo!
*DeAdBoY* heh, such as?

SilverDragon: And thus ends our tale of the meeting of ElGuapo and Gunsh, that will change the world
forever.
  ElGuapo7: yaay!
SilverDragon: Tune in in about ten seconds for..... The continuation!
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote.

--
-#798-

// w00t, we're almost getting like #ev :)

SilverDragon: Okay..... Swiftly moving on to a non-dictionary related topic.....
    basilisk: body hair?


--
-#797-

<Stomp> You know what they say, basilisk; If at first you don't succeed, pretend you did it on
purpose.

--
-#796-

// granted, out of context... but, that's ok :)

asao prefers studying dead white males

--
-#795-

// Vhat ees dees con-text?

            forge is sad without any bitches.

--
-#794-

// #teensex strikes again!

<CeRD> that's right...you better put on some more cloths
<CeRD> ****!!!
<CeRD> wrong chat

--
-#793-

// Hm... hopefully he knows where they've been....

Akula (mouselike@i.like.to.lick.small.furry.things.that.are.mouselike.org) has joined the channel

--
-#792-

scope licks hector

//for the sake of his reputation, I'll note that he meant to say "kicks"

--
-#791-

<Pring> i want to have matt's love children
<Pring> but that's nothing to do with EVN

--
-#790-

oasa: Are you insulting my virility?

--
-#789-

// Hrm... if it's teen sex online, why should computer lizard be saying "and hard?"...

ComputerLizard: and hard?
ComputerLizard: whoops. wrong channel, again. argh!
    Pring: uh
    Pring: that's pretty dodgy
    Pring: #teensex?
   Gildor: Heh
ComputerLizard: sounds dodgy out of context
ComputerLizard: "by working hard one can get rid of the tiles on image http://www.netikka.net/vuorialho/tora.gif"
    Pring: heya
             ComputerLizard greets
ComputerLizard: and carefully
ComputerLizard: well... btw on wich server is there the channel #teensex :-) j/k

--
-#788-
// Hm... should get me some of those, too. :)

Anatoley: nice photo
  Anatoley: who's you
    Sheppo: that's not me
  Anatoley: beh
    Sheppo: they guy with the white collar is my friends
  Anatoley: so why did you send me ther?
    Sheppo: -s
  Anatoley: plural?
  Anatoley: ah
  Anatoley: dude!
  Anatoley: whats this 'friends' thing i keep hearing about?
    Sheppo: heh
    Sheppo: people who don't hit you when you talk to them :p
  Anatoley: ahh
  Anatoley: cooo
  Anatoley: need to get some of those

--
-#787-

Cone: anyway, I heard there's a process called "sleep" that takes over the body if you lie in bed
long enough, and it's supposed to be quite refreshing, so I'm gonna try it, goodnight all

--
-#786-
// Giant chode PING? *shiver*

   spamguy: "Hah, my PING is shorter than your PING!"
 ShadeBlue: "Hah, my PING is 9 inches!"
     scope: HAH!
     Oscar: hahaha
      Pyro: wrong shade wrong...
   bugsbug: PING delay for scope 120 seconds
 ShadeBlue: "And my PING is 6 inches around!"

--
-#785-

//the answer is here
           <CeRD>Lovers of porn, haters of windows, and mediaters of society...that is what we
are.

--
-#784-

// I promise this is totally IN context. Believe me.

  forge: Your pussy hurt?
Anatole: no
  forge: Just checking

--
-#783-

// raw and unedited... *cough*

            BattleDoctor recalls fond memories of eating lobster.
      moki: didn't know you were gay, BD
        GP: haha
BattleDoct: ugh
   Iridium: heh
BattleDoct: You are very immature
   lobster: lol...
AradaPilot: gtg
     Akula: heh
*** Signoff: AradaPilot (Quit: cyas)
        GP: moki mad a funny
     forge: Yeah, but that WAS funny.
BattleDoct: Sure...
            lobster snuggles with BD
     forge: But what about me?!
     forge: You cheat!
            BattleDoctor snuggles with forge and lobster
BattleDoct: threesome!
     forge: That's better.
            GP snuggles
   lobster: foursome!
     forge: forgasms for all!!!!
            oasa returns
      oasa: ooh, a threesome
            BattleDoctor invites everyone to snuggle
      oasa: can I join?
      moki: yikes
     forge: Sure.
            BattleDoctor snuggles
            oasa cozies up with forge's backside
     forge: moki, look what you started...
     forge: oasa, watch it.
            moki watches all of #ev3 come out of the closet

--
-#782-

             Anatole slaps ComputerLizard around a bit with a large trout
             ComputerLizard dodges
             Anatole slaps ComputerLizard around a bit with a large trout
             Anatole slaps ComputerLizard around a bit with a large trout
             Anatole makes sure he cant dodge
ComputerLizard: drop it
  Anatole: heh
ComputerLizard: anatole can't dodge :-)
             Anatole drops the trout, attacks him with claws
  Anatole: arh!
             Anatole grrs
ComputerLizard: "anatole has forgot his meditation, you see..."
ComputerLizard: medication

--
-#781-

*** faramir (gildor@modem-18.monkeyface-eel.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined channel #ev3
   zambezi: Aaaaaiiiieeeeee, it's -him-!
            hector leaps through the nearest window
            Cone looks oddly at Gildor II's hostname
*** Signoff: Gildor (Ping timeout)
*** faramir is now known as Gildor
    Gildor: monkeyface... whooo
    Gildor: I see they've stopped naming their servers from LotR
    Sheppo: monkeyface is in lord of the rings!
    Sheppo: that's gandalf's nickna,e
    Sheppo: nickname
    Gildor: hrm
    Gildor: that's mithrandir, not monkeyface
    Sheppo: officially, yes
    Sheppo: but bilbo assures me otherwise
    Gildor: heh
ComputerLi: lol
            basilisk dies laughing
    Gildor: pete my friend, you're insane :p
    Sheppo: :)
    Sheppo: and damn proud of it
ComputerLi: gildor, you say it like it was a bad thing...

--
-#780-

//edited for relevance
8:38 PM:    Anatole: ooh, new email from adriaan!
8:38 PM:    Anatole: yay!
8:38 PM:  ShadeBlue: heh
8:39 PM:    Iridium: who is that?
8:40 PM:    Anatole: the guy doing the Federation warships for my T/C plug
8:40 PM:    Anatole: he's really cool
8:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: ah
8:40 PM:    Anatole: he renders ships, i send him nude photos of moki...
8:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: heh
8:40 PM:    Anatole: it comes out about even

--
-#779-

             ShadeBlue doesn't ever remember having his connection reset by peer
*** ShadeBlue has signed off (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

--
-#778-

// A plastic gay hermit crab? Slightly edited for relevance...

    Gunsh: I'm a barbie girl!
   hector: In a barbie world!
    Gunsh: Life in plastic!
   hector: it's fantastic
    Gunsh: You can brush my hair!
   hector: undress me everywhere
    Pring: it's fantastic!
    Gunsh: Imagination!
   hector: life is guywise's creation

--
-#777-

//  What? moki has a drinking problem?  no......

     scope: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

--
-#776-
bugsbug: how can something as wonderful as us evolve from monkeys?
Iridium: SecretChimp could have evolved from a monkey

--
-#775-

     Light: i'll bbiab.
     Light: quit
 Flattybot: too bad.
*** Light has signed off (Quit: Bye bye..)
  ElGuapo7: hey! it went dark!

--
-#774-

//edited for continuity, typing
 skyblade:              Thunder checks pulse of channel... pronounces it dead.
10:52 AM:   skyblade: skyblade: it's been dead for a while
10:52 AM:   skyblade:   Thunder: Yeah, well now it's official :)
10:52 AM:    Thunder: Oh nothing, just pronouncing the channel dead.
10:52 AM:    Anatole: heh
10:52 AM:             Anatole whips thuner
10:52 AM:   skyblade: *** Anatole (Prophet@216.126.163.99) joined #ev3
10:52 AM:    Anatole: *thunder
10:52 AM:    Anatole: sky: yea? so?
10:53 AM:  *Lebannen* hehe, good question :)
10:53 AM:   skyblade: that's what came next
10:53 AM:   skyblade: after thunder said it was official
10:53 AM:    Anatole: hehe, i woke up lebannne
10:53 AM:   Lebannen: bah
10:53 AM:             Thunder now pronounces the channel resurrected
// later
11:00 AM:    Anatole: the channel is flatlining!
11:00 AM:   Lebannen: clear!
11:00 AM:   Lebannen: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
11:00 AM:    Anatole: ZZAP!
11:00 AM:    Thunder: again!
11:00 AM:    Anatole: nothign
11:00 AM:    Anatole: ZZAP!
11:00 AM:    Anatole: maybe
11:00 AM:    Anatole: we got something!
11:00 AM:             Lebannen lurches alive
11:00 AM:    Anatole: YOU STUPID SQUIRRLS! GET OUT OF MY PANTS!!!
11:01 AM:   Lebannen: nuts! nuts! nuts!
11:01 AM:    Anatole: jeez, i don't feed you guys for a week or two, and look what you do!

--
-#773-

Asc mumbles something about a conspiracy
ArcAngelCounterstrike: or lurking
  ElGuapo7: hah
             Cone fears
ArcAngelCounterstrike: pop
*** Gildor (gildor@62.136.105.168) has joined #ev3
  ElGuapo7: hi gildor
ArcAngelCounterstrike: wOOf
  ElGuapo7: funny, we were just talking conspiracies
    Gildor: ...

--
-#772-

//there, have your context...
   Pikeman: thank hector mouse never found irc......
   Iridium: he did, once...
   Pikeman: heh
       Asc: heh, hector the deity :)
   Iridium: it was a dark and stormy night...
    Woohoo: lol
   Pikeman: heh
   Iridium: lightning struck and mouse was siloetted against the door frame
   Pikeman: it was an oppressive, conservatie night.....
   Iridium: he walked in menacingly...
   Pikeman: conservative
   Iridium: and then PEER struck!

--
-#771-

*** basilisk is now known as tumbleweed
tumbleweed: uh, hello to you too, Lob :P
   Lobster: Oh god! A tumbleweed is talking to me! I really am crazy!
            Lobster runs around in circles, holding head
  Annoying: Oh no! I can understand what a Lobster is saying! I really am crazy!

--
-#770-

//coninuity edited

<Anatole> gildor == nuts
<Anatole> forge == nuts
<Anatole> asc == nuts
<Anatole> anon == nuts
<Gildor> hang on... if gildor , forge, asc and anon == nuts, then it stands to reason that
forge == gildor == asc == anon
             forge and Gildor are one.
             Gildor is scared
<forge> Um, which of us should be more scared by that?
<Gildor> I'm not sure

--
-#769-

 forge: Alien LOVE Machine!!!
 forge: OH YEAH!
Gildor: heh
        ***mikeeJ (ghost@65.3.6.80) has joined the channel
Gildor: greetings, mikeeJ
 forge: Heh, I guess I got what I just wished for!


--
-#768-

Anatole: these MSN people are nuts
Anatole: i don't want to do people named julie
Anatole: heh
  Gunsh: you like people called Lobster
Lobster: I understand that
 Gildor: heh
  Gunsh: we all do
         * Lobster doesn't either
Anatole: heh
Anatole: i LOVE lobster SO MUCH
Anatole: ack
Lobster: Aww!
  Gunsh: who doesn't
  Gunsh: ?
         * Lobster makes out with anatole
 Gildor: Heh
  forge: Jewsay!


--
-#767-

ElGuapo7: talos, say 'heh' backwards
     Talos: heh
    Gildor: "heh backwards" :)
  ElGuapo7: gildor: correct
  ElGuapo7: wait
             Gildor bows
  ElGuapo7: he got it wrong too
  ElGuapo7: correct: 'heh' backwards
             Gildor BLATs ElGuano
  ElGuapo7: got the quotation marks wrong

--
-#766-

// WARNING! Incredibly bad.

ElGuapo7: i wrote a _pipeline rap
  ElGuapo7: for his birthday
    Gildor: iPheer
  ElGuapo7: wanna hear it?
    Gildor: yeah, OK
  ElGuapo7: He's a great ATMOS programmer
  ElGuapo7: Never see him in the slammer
  ElGuapo7: Workin' day and night on Nova
  ElGuapo7: While we feel like pigs in clova'
  ElGuapo7: Now his birthday it draws near
  ElGuapo7: And tho' it may sound kinda queer
  ElGuapo7: Let's all get up and start to clap
  ElGuapo7: for _pipeline! It's his Birthday Rap!
             ElGuapo7 bows
     Talos: *cough* *cough*
             Gildor laughs
     Talos: *eerie silence*
  ElGuapo7: thank you, thank you!
             ElGuapo7 drops a pin, just to hear the noise
     Talos: *eerie silence continues*
  ElGuapo7: sshh!
  ElGuapo7: it was only for a laugh
  ElGuapo7: I also wrote a little something sung to "Oh my Darlin' Clementine!"
     Talos: god no
             Talos hides
  ElGuapo7: but i left it at work
     Talos: *phew*
  ElGuapo7: i can remember it, though!!
     Talos: aaaah!
  ElGuapo7: i could do this all day
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#765-
// Uhh... no comment...
             Talos wonders when PimpMaster Inc. is going to go out of business
             ElGuapo7 wonders what Talos does for a living...
     Talos: heh
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote
             Gildor doesn't want to know what Talos does for a living
     Talos: d'oh
  ElGuapo7: wait
  ElGuapo7: this makes a better quote
  ElGuapo7: and THIS is a quote

--
-#764-

//edited for relevance, mistyping on my part
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: kick me!
9:35 PM:             hector kicks Ubermann
9:35 PM: *** Ubermann has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
9:35 PM:   not_moki: nothing exists to flood
9:35 PM:   not_moki: heh
9:35 PM:   not_moki: what  a dork
9:35 PM: *** Ubermann (Larryfan14@sj-natpool-220.cisco.com) has joined channel #ev3
9:35 PM:   not_moki: heh
9:35 PM:   Ubermann: oo, I'm good
9:36 PM:      forge: What the hell was that about?
9:36 PM:   not_moki: yeah ;0
9:36 PM:   not_moki: he's being an idiot'
9:36 PM:   not_moki: like me

--
-#763-

            Anatole goes trolling for moki pr0n
   Anatole: wowie, that most likely sounded bad

--
-#762-

*** forge is now known as YoungEnergeticSperm
YoungEnerg: WHEEEE!!!!
      Pyro: right...
   Lobster: did you make that, CL?
            YoungEnergeticSperm scoots around the channel.
ComputerLi: yep
      Pyro: forge that can be taken 2 ways ;)
YoungEnerg: Front and back?
   Lobster: back, yeah...heheheh...
      Pyro: lol never mind
  Lebannen: lol
            Lebannen uses a spermicide cream
ComputerLi: seeya
*** Signoff: ComputerLizard (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.1b2 PPC)
            YoungEnergeticSperm heads straight for syntax.
YoungEnerg: KAMIKAZI!!!!!
*** scope has left channel #ev3
      Pyro: what are you gonna do, give him aids?
YoungEnerg: No, I don't have AIDS.
*** Signoff: YoungEnergeticSperm (Local kill by syntax (birth control))

--
-#761-

     Beer: hector, divine if i am cool
             hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
   hector: It says 'Yes,' Beer
     Beer: hector, divine if your gay
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Sure,' Beer
    forge: hector, divine if I am gay
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'NOT,' forge
  Akula: hector, divine if I am gay
             hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
   hector: It says 'Signs Point to Yes,' Akula
    forge: Aside from Beer being cool I'd say hector has her **** down.

--
-#760-

// Two quotes compressed into one...

<Anatole> hector,divine if there is a chance moki will add Anatole to the deimos beta list
<hector> it says, "yeah, and i'm the pope", Anatole
<Anatole> dangit
<hector> rats
<moki> hehe
---
<Anatole> wowie, a smile from moki, double points!
<moki> hehe

--
-#759-

//discussing elephant sexuality

ShadeBlue: and if they're like that at zoos, the zookeepers have to stick their arms up the
elephants ass and "milk the prostate" to relieve some of the sexual tension
    forge: Ah, there's a job for mikee!!!

--
-#758-

//edited for continuity
        SK: well, i'm leaving
*** Signoff: SK (Quit: Wheeeeeee!)
AradaPilot: cya
   Iridium: cya
   Iridium: heh
*** yoshi (machman1@user46.net002.fl.sprint-hsd.net) has joined channel #ev3
AradaPilot: lo yoshi
   Iridium: hi yoshi.
     yoshi: lo all
     yoshi: seen SK?
    hector: SK was last seen on IRC 1 minutes and 28 seconds ago, saying: well, i'm leaving [Wed May
23 21:54:31 2001]
AradaPilot: heh
     yoshi: DAMMIT

--
-#757-

// from http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/more.html

nickshanks: oh, this has got to be the best English blunder ever:
nickshanks: someone mistook "Heimlich maneuver" for "Heineken remover"
nickshanks: all your alcohol are belong to Heimlich :D


--
-#756-

// context -- whassat??

AnalTool: gildor: yes, i love to do it when forge tells me too
AnalTool: its SO fun


--
-#755-

     forge: Al Gore's daughters = hot

--
-#754-
// Slightly edited for relevance...

* Kaion is the leader of the BLSF (Blankie Liberation Strike Force) & Doesn
<Anatole> whats those do?
<Kaion> want any Blankie Hating Abusive Assholes abusing their blankies!
<Kaion> I protect blankies!
<Pring> oh
<Pring> is that slang for white people?


--
-#753-

<Kaion> So is this chat room about EVN?
<Anatole> Kaion: sometimes
<Anatole> very rarely
<Pyro> never...
<Kaion> OOOooohhh....
<Anatole> maybe, four our five minutes out of a week
<Pring> no
<Kaion> Well i want to go find a chat room about EV3....
<Pring> we're monkeys
<Pring> sometimes we give out bananas
<Anatole> Kaion: it doesn't exist
<Pring> and scratch each other
<skyblade> this is supposed to be one
<Pring> i like forge's lice
<Kaion> Goodbye!
<skyblade> #evnova is the only real one, i suppose
* Anatole likes Pring
 redchigh has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<skyblade> but that's +k
<Kaion> Where is that?
<Anatole> its locked
<Kaion> OOOoooh....
<Kaion> I can't go there?
<skyblade> do /join #evnova. but you won't get in, so it doesn't matter.
<Anatole> you cant get in unless you are special
<Kaion> :(
<skyblade> special == developer
<Anatole> (aka andrew welch, matt burch, etc.)
<Pring> heh
<Anatole> #evdev, is kinda, but it's always empty
* Pring knows da key :)
<Pring> but i never go in
<Kaion> Ok, well i guess i'll go then.
<Pring> no stay around
<Pring> eat some bananas
<Pring> climb some vines
<Pring> that's what we do
<Pring> it's fun at first
<Kaion> no thankyou.
<Pring> then it gets boring
<Anatole> pring: give it up, scot-boy
<Pring> and then we just slag each other off
<Pring> and talk abuot pr0n
<Anatole> kai
<Pyro> lol
<Pring> but don't let that put you off
<Pring> forgasms are good
<Pring> :P
<Pyro> ugh...
<Kaion> ?
* Anatole finds more moki pron "SWEET!"
<Pring> now THAT'S what you call a rant :P


--
-#752-
// Edited a little for relevance, annoying time thingies
4:43 PM:
    Anatole: hold on a second, i am about to be very stupid
  ShadeBlue: ok
    Anatole: opening photoshop...
             ShadeBlue grabs the second and clings on with dear life..
    Anatole: creating a new document
    Anatole: filter: neon glow
    Anatole: opening apple color picker
    Anatole: GOT IT
  ShadeBlue: breathing
    Anatole: do you know what i am about to say, shade?
  ShadeBlue: moving finger muscles
  ShadeBlue: not really
    Anatole: SHADE OF BLUE == #1111CB
  ShadeBlue: heh
    Anatole: ....and now, one more terrible joke for the archives

--
-#751-

ComputerLi: DSL is a drug, just like LSD

--
-#750-
/* You'll want to move this to the misc quotes, iGuess. :P */
// as you wish...

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_750 ]

--
-#749-

/* Quite apart from the fact that Chamrin actually spoke in #ev3... :P */

<Grybs> What's nick doing in #extremely_good_sex?
<Chamrin> Ruining it.
<Chamrin> :P

/* In the end, we got him into #animal-porn and #kinky-tennis too. */

--
-#748-

*** Signoff: Lenor (Quit: wiggly poo wiggle poo, wiggles like all pooey things do!)
nickshanks: is Lenor really as sane as we thought?
      Cone: we thought she was sane?
      Cone: news to me
ComputerLi: lenor?
    hector: lenor is a self proclaimed 'chic'.
            Gunsh laughs
    Sheppo: chic?
     Gunsh: a chic that can't spell
    Sheppo: mehe
ComputerLi: any other self proclaimed "chics" here :-D
            Gunsh raises hand


--
-#747-

Gildor: Graphic Converter
     Gunsh: which I would get from where?
    Gildor: www.lemkesoft.de (I think)
   Iridium: www.lemkesoft.com
   Iridium: err
     Gunsh: cheers
    Gildor: hrm
   Iridium: one of the two
    Gildor: one of them
   Iridium: =)
    Gildor: :)

--
-#746-

DisKushUn: yo
shayborg: hi DKU
DisKushUn: word to the man
DisKushUn: for he be shayborg
DeAdBoY: necro
DisKushUn: praise to the man
DisKushUn: for he is Deadboy :)
DeAdBoY: heh
ElGuapo7: hi necromockimon
DisKushUn: enough of this rubbish!
DeAdBoY: what you on today, man?
DisKushUn: hehe..I would do you guapo, but I can't be ****ed
ElGuapo7: go to the quotes!!!! please!!!!!
shayborg: Guapo: I just did :)
DisKushUn: Jus a bit of ol' Mary jane
* shayborg wonders why it's so funny ;P
 You have been kicked off the channel by ElGuapo7 (i can't get no respect)


--
-#745-
// Riiiight...

 Pring humms and points to his +m :)
  ElGuapo7: THAT'S SICK
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#744-

//  I got moki to laugh....>insert very large rasberry here<

// Sad to think that's a great accomplishment in my life

<Ubermann> hector, Ubermann is <reply>Ubermann=r00lz
<hector> ...but ubermann is Hector's favorite...
<Ubermann> no, Ubermann is <reply>Ubermann=r00lz
<Akula> hmm
<Akula> Ubermann
<hector> rumour has it Ubermann is Hector's favorite
<Ubermann> bugger
* Ubermann is okay with that when hector was a he
<Ubermann> but now....that's just sick
<moki> heh

--
-#743-

// From a #opjuice, but still applies...
7:12 PM:    Anatole: mmm...PoG
7:12 PM:    Anatole: mmmmm
7:12 PM:             Anatole works PoG harder
7:12 PM:    Anatole: and harder...
7:12 PM:    Anatole: oooh


--
-#742-

// Slightly edited...

BattleDoctor: only a real goat can please me!
             forge: The blow-up ones just don't do it anymore?
BattleDoctor: nope
             BattleDoctor needs real goat.
BattleDoctor: Not ugly goat like girl...
BattleDoctor: Not blow-up goat
BattleDoctor: REAL GOAT!
BattleDoctor: I wanna hear the "BAAAAAAA"

--
-#741-


  Chamrin:           . . . . o o o o o
  Chamrin:                  _____      o       _______
  Chamrin:     ______=====  ]OO|_n_n___][.     |lamer|
  Chamrin:    [lameometer_]_|__|_________)<    |ville|
  Chamrin:     oo       oo  'oo OOOO-| oo\_    ~~~|~~~
  Chamrin: +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+
  Chamrin: :)


--
-#740-

             Gunsh fears only the sky falling on his head
  Akula: you don't fear peer?
    Gunsh: nope
  Akula: well, one day he'll just come out and reset you
*** Gunsh has signed off (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  Akula: whoa
  Akula: that's some scary ****

--
-#739-

//  serisously though, no one cares about context

forge:  why am I looking at a cervix?

--
-#738-

9:36 PM:             scope NEEDS HELP!
9:36 PM:    Anatole: yes, you do
// It's #EV3...We stopped caring about in context quotes, right?

--
-#737-

forge: AR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!
             Odysseus fears
     forge: stawmif!
             Amethyst slowly backs away from forge
             Gildor takes several steps away from forge
             forge looks for songs to scare old people with.
             Gildor picks amey up, deposits her safely behind zambezi
             forge twitches.
     forge: No individual...just community...
     forge: Hahaha!!!!

--
-#736-

//Not anymore punk

Ubermann prides himself on being quote free for three months : D

--
-#735-

      <Yoda> what the hell does sway do?
<Begemotike> Sways.
<GlueBubble> Alluringly.
      <Yoda> besides being a dead bot
<GlueBubble> Sensually.
      <Yoda> riiight
<GlueBubble> And she also takes off your coat.
      <Yoda> somebody needs to get laid
<Begemotike> And whispers in your ear, right Glue?
<GlueBubble> nope, Sway only does that for Gildor
<Begemotike> We dont' want to talk about what Sway does for Gildor, okay?
           * Gildor laughs

--
-#734-

<DisKushUn> whose tits?!
<TomWoozle> tits?
<TomWoozle> tits?
* TomWoozle goes again
<King> I did well?
* TomWoozle comes again!
<Grybs> Yes.
* TomWoozle goes again
* Gildor notes that at the word 'tits', #ev3's collective eyebrows raise and their ears prick up
<TomWoozle> ears?
* Grybs nods.
<Gildor> or maybe the last one the other way around, I don't know
<Grybs> Pathetic, innit?
* nickshanks read, "TomWoozle comes again!"
* nickshanks got scared
<TomWoozle> hehe
* Grybs laughs.
<Gildor> nick: blame it on jodie
<nickshanks> ;)
<TomWoozle> She is miles away!
<nickshanks> tom - your typing quite fast with only one hand


--
-#733-

// #ev3's current resident newbie ;)

Kaion: Moki, i never knew you were Andrew, & i never knew who Andrew welch was when i killed his
personality on EV, but now i do, & i just have to kiss some ass & say that AMBROSIA RULES!!!

--
-#732-

// Yet more Hector-Guapo quotes

ArcAngelCounterstrike: its hard to fell, woof
ArcAngelCounterstrike: Tell*
             ElGuapo7 waves his hands and a Book of Magick™ appears
             ElGuapo7 frowns, waves again, and a Book of Spelling™ appears instead
             ElGuapo7 gives the book to AAC
ArcAngelCounterstrike: bah
             ElGuapo7 consults his own book on the spelling of "bah"
  ElGuapo7: you're right
  ElGuapo7: hector, divine how to spell "bah"
             hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'Cannot Predict Now,' ElGuapo7
  ElGuapo7: hector  = dumb?
ArcAngelCounterstrike: I usualy correct myself, it just gets annoying
    hector: no idea, elguapo7
  ElGuapo7: and this is a quote

--
-#731-

//Pikeman confronts his alter-ego

  Pikeman: Tim Wright cramps my style!  No I don't!  Shut up, you stay out of this!
     Cone: uh oh
*** skyblade is now known as tim_wright
tim_wright: shut up
  Pikeman: meeeerrrrrrtttttttt.......*overload*
tim_wright: mom always liked me best
tim_wright: or something
   hector: something is wrong there
     Cone: heh
  Pikeman: you ****
     Cone: I think hector said it best

--
-#730-

// after discussing the power reqd. by moden-day games

nickshanks: my com > *
nickshanks: com[
nickshanks: comp
nickshanks: grr, ****in' keys!


--
-#729-

            DisKushUn lands kickflip on the carpet.
nickshanks: DisKushUn == Konoko !!!
 DisKushUn: I don't play Oni, why?
nickshanks: you do kickflips
 DisKushUn: Yes. On a skateboard.
nickshanks: so therefore you must be that girl from Oni
 DisKushUn: Although if I had kept up my kickboxing and ju jitsu, I could probably do some sort of
backflip kick attack.
 DisKushUn: Does Konoko skateboard?
nickshanks: only if you do ;)
 DisKushUn: Yeah well, your momma's an astronaut.
 DisKushUn: hehe...this conversation needs to be quoted..
nickshanks: if you insist :rolleyes:


--
-#728-
// Hm... Guapo searching for compliments from Hector... sad

ElGuapo7: hector: forget yourself
    hector: ElGuapo7, I didn't have anything matching yourself
  ElGuapo7: of course
  ElGuapo7: I'm unique
        SK: uhuh
  ElGuapo7: and that's a quote

--
-#727-

//About a girl Anatole is going to ask out...
7:23 PM: Akula: are you afraid I would scare this female of yours away?
7:23 PM:   Anatoley: yeah,,,,that or steal her for your online pimping service

--
-#726-

BattleDoctor: ****ting sounds more like German

--
-#725-

*** Goat_Sodomizer is now known as oasa
*** Sodomized_Goat is now known as BattleDoctor

--
-#724-

16:39:             AradaPilot goes to play nova...
16:40:   Joolzman: ?
16:40:             Gunsh kicks AP's ass
16:40: AradaPilot: oh yeah...must've been dreaming
16:40: AiromArtna: Somehow I don't believe you...
16:40: AradaPilot: grrrr
16:40: AradaPilot: :(
16:40:   Joolzman: heh
16:40:      Gunsh: heh
16:40:   Joolzman: i was about to kill you for a second
16:40:             Gunsh wouldn't kick the ass of a Arada owner

--
-#723-

15:57: *** faramir has set the topic on channel #ev3 to **another topic for when default topic
sucks**
15:58:      Akula: ...and then there was a great lack of good topics
15:58: AradaPilot: heh
15:58: AradaPilot: this chan doesnt have any topic
15:59: AradaPilot: cept maybe forgasms

--
-#722-

                 ElGuapo7 is now known as AutoEroticPilot
AutoEroticPilot: i'm too sexy for my shirt
         Gildor: Uhm
AutoEroticPilot: too sexy for my PANTS
AutoEroticPilot: too sexy for LOBSTER
AutoEroticPilot: ok
                 AutoEroticPilot is now known as ElGuapo7
     AradaPilot: heh
                 *** Lobster (Lobster@AC88C024.ipt.aol.com) has joined the channel


--
-#721-

*** AradaPilot is now known as EroticPilot
             Gildor hrms
             EroticPilot eats out
  ElGuapo7: ooh
*** EroticPilot is now known as AradaPilot
  ElGuapo7: s3333xy
AradaPilot: :)
    Gildor: AP -- I think AutoEroticPilot would be more apropos

--
-#720-

// this occoured on afternet, but is sort of relavant:

3:40 pm: *** showertax is now known as syntax
3:40 pm:     syntax: egad
3:41 pm:     syntax: #ev3ers!
3:41 pm:             syntax fears
3:41 pm:             syntax glomps Tom  :)
3:41 pm: nickshanks: lol
3:41 pm:      Pring: hehe
3:41 pm:      Pring: they followed me
3:41 pm:      Pring: nothing i could do :D
3:41 pm:     syntax: heh
3:41 pm:             Grybs sighs.
3:41 pm:      Grybs: You could have at least masked your traces.

--
-#719-

                Anatole pokes grybs with a stick 'SAY SOMETHING!'
                Akula joins Anatole in poking Grybs
Anatole: heh
                Anatole pokes pring
Anatole: come on, join the fun!
    Akula: ah, what an enjoyable pasttime it is!
                Anatole goes back to poking grybs
Anatole: whee!
Anatole: im on such an adrenaline rush!
                Anatole pokes grybs again
                Anatole pokes grybs again
                Anatole pokes grybs again
Anatole: oh man...so fun
Anatole: whee
      nick: while( true )
      nick: {
      nick:     Grybs->poke();
      nick: }
Anatole: heh
Anatole: nice
Anatole: a very engineer's poke


--
-#718-

// moki luvs me!

moki: Flatty... you need to get laid or something.  God.

--
-#717-

moki: the whores and prositutes expect money, the sluts just expect dinner at a cheap restaurant

--
-#716-

  skyblade:  Word of the Day for Monday May 14, 2001:
  skyblade:    ossify \AH-suh-fy\, intransitive verb:
  skyblade:    1. To change into bone.
  skyblade:    2. To become hardened or set in a rigidly conventional
  skyblade:    pattern.
AradaPilot: gravitation makes me ossify...

--
-#715-

     Akula: Apple is run by ****wits, ASW has andrew
     mrxak: without apple = no asw
            hawk points out that neither company would exist without the other
AradaPilot: but asw makes what the machines do
BattleDoct: Apple > asw
    Flatty: Akula -- that could be taken the wrong way...
    Flatty: :)
     Akula: andrew > ****wits
AradaPilot: akula, youre right
    Flatty: good boy. :)
      asao: akula, if you are saying jobs is an idiot you need to think a bit
     Akula: well, he's done great things
AradaPilot: apple is run by assholes
BattleDoct: hm
    Flatty: moki, I hope you feel complimented... j00 > ****wits :)

--
-#714-

 * oasa hugs himself
oasa: mmmmfff mmmm oh oasaaaa

--
-#713-

// totally out of the blue...

* ShadeBlue considers getting breast implants

--
-#712-
// Thus Flatty got his riteous punishment...

    Flatty: C_S -- deadboy is a hanson. there's no way around it. :)
 Peregrine: Heh.
            Peregrine can relate to that.
 ShadeBlue: true, flatty
   DeAdBoY: **** off flatty
    Flatty: I love you, dead :)
   DeAdBoY: **** you
            Flatty bends overf
            Gildor blinks
    Flatty: yes please!
 ShadeBlue: heh
    Gildor: uhm
            Flatty asks if Gildor wants a go...
            DeAdBoY clubs flatty with a lead pipe...
*** Mode change "+o Gildor" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** Flatty has been kicked off channel #ev3 by Gildor (** takes flatty up the ass)

--
-#711-
            mrxak realizes something: pstan -> psatn -> satn -> satin
    Gildor: great, we have a pink satin pstan
  Joolzman: xak - duh :)
            pstan curtsies
    hector: curtsies are not evil
            Cone wonders why pstan made of satin is so bed
    Gildor: pstan... satin.... bed....
            Gildor thinks cone had a very bad freudian slip there
    Gildor: either that, or something which I don't want to know about
            Cone cleans Gildor's dirty mind

--
-#710-

*** Signoff: pstan (Quit: HOLY SCRUN BUBBLE! A MOOSE WITH 18 LEGS!!!)

--
-#709-

9:13 PM:   oasa: lob, if someone is genetically predisposed to being stupid would you still hire
him?
9:13 PM:   Anatoley: oasa: depends on the job
9:13 PM:   Anatoley: "you want fries with that?"
9:13 PM:   Anatoley: or
9:14 PM:   Anatoley: "I am _Pipeline!

--
-#708-

            Iridium listens to the Arrogant Worms
//what's really frightening is that there was NO CONTEXT to this

--
-#707-

Begemotike: In reality, I don't even know what you are talking about.

//what about not in reality?

--
-#706-

Begemotike: That, my friend, is a cryptic secret.
            Gildor offers Bege a bottle of vodka
            mrxak decrypts Begemotike
            mrxak decrypts Begemotike again (if at first you don't succeed...)
            Begemotike is drunk
            forge switches to Celtic music.
            Begemotike dances drunkenly
            forge discos.

--
-#705-

<Anatoley> so hard
<Anatoley> oh, so hard
//Don't we love taking things out of context?

--
-#704-

//taken out of context.

Grybs: <-- a brief synopsis of Grybs.

--
-#703-

	Flatty goes off to do history.
Flatty: doggy style.

--
-#702-

 Asc attacks hector
*** Asc has signed off (Quit: Local kill by hector)

--
-#701-

//greatly edited for relevance

  Granata: Ohhh, Nova movies!
             Cone notes it sounds like Granata is making love to the Nova movies
   Gildor: cone: hehe
             Granata is making love to the Nova movies.
     Cone: well there you go
   Gildor: no comment

--
-#700-

    Flatty: nah.... my croth is hairy as a coconut.
     forge: Hmm, that's like my ass.

--
-#699-

     forge: karma bitch
    hector: bitch has neutral karma

--
-#698-

//good timing

     Akula: forge: did you hear my new karma idea?
     Akula: if you like it, could you submit it to andrew?     forge: The little airplanes?
     Akula: yeah
     forge: You're an idiot.
*** idiotSavant (QuickSilve@AC8FF385.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #ev3.
     forge: Haha
     Akula: :(
     forge: idiot, we were just mentioning you.
     mrxak: speaking of idiots

--
-#697-

      oasa: whoa, nice new mvies
      oasa: it makes my crappy day better
     Grybs: Watching moki get his furry little but kicked.
     mrxak: made my only semi-crappy day much less semi-crappy

--
-#696-

            Grybs points his magical rod at mrxak.
     Grybs: wurd.
     Grybs: :P
            mrxak hides
     mrxak: too late!
            mrxak turns into a rabbit
*** mrxak is now known as mrxak_rabbit
    arazon: lol
mrxak_rabb: it's not funny!!!
            arazon likes rabbit stew
mrxak_rabb: uh oh
            mrxak_rabbit hops away
            Begemotike gets M!
     forge: Rabbit feet are lucky.
Begemotike: M1, I mean.
Begemotike: Good for hunting bunnies.
     forge: M60 is better.
Begemotike: Not if eating is the goal, it isn't. ;)
     forge: Oh.
            mrxak_rabbit hops faster
            forge runs over mrxak in a ZX300
            Begemotike gets dogs to follow mrxak_rabbit
            mrxak_rabbit dies
*** mrxak_rabbit is now known as mrxak
Begemotike: Short life when you are a rabbit, I guess.

--
-#695-

     mrxak: cool
AradaPilot: cool
   Pikeman: looc
    Asc_AC: oocl
   Pikeman: lolc
     mrxak: ocol
AradaPilot: loco
   Pikeman: bored
AradaPilot: !
    Asc_AC: oclo
AradaPilot: clol

--
-#694-
// ... and since when did mice have cords?

       Asc: hector, die
            hector hangs himself with a mouse cord.
     mrxak: hector has a mouse?
    hector: mrxak: bugger all, i dunno
     pstan: poor confused bugger

--
-#693-

            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with a bigger sturgeon
            Asc smacks BD with sherman tank
            Asc smacks BD with dreadnaught
            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with Aircraft Carrier
            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with the Moon
            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with Jupiter
            mrxak smacks everyone with hector
            Asc slaps BD with a large universe
            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with a larger universe
            Asc dies from being smacked by hector
            BattleDoctor slaps Asc with the largest universe.
*** Asc is now known as Asc_reincarnated11
*** Asc_reincarnated11 is now known as Asc_reincarnated12
            Asc_reincarnated12 slaps DB with a cracker
            Asc_reincarnated12 wins

--
-#692-

            zambezi takes the bomb and rams the button against Gildor's skull

--
-#691-

//continuity-edited

* Iridium congrats Gil
<Gildor> Irid: ??
* Asc hands gildor a gold star
<Gildor> uhm
* Iridium hands Gildor a silver star
<Gildor> thanks, but why?
* Asc gives gildor a plaque
<Gildor> ooh... shiney
<Gildor> w00t
* Iridium hands Gildor a trophy
* Gildor wonders why he's getting these
<Iridium> because you are ~special~
* Asc dedicates a monument to Gildor
<Gildor> fans...fans....
* Gildor is special?
<Gildor> [insert statement of disbelief here]
* Iridium finds new continent for Gildor, claims it in his name
<Gildor> uhmm
* Gildor calls men in coats for asc and irid
* Asc names country after Gildor
* zambezi hands Gildor his undergarments


--
-#690-

// totally out of context, but what the hey

* BattleDoctor grabs Gildor's underwear

--
-#689-

     mrxak: hey
    hector: que tal, mrxak
     mrxak: not much hector, you?
    hector: aw, not much, just randomly responding to random words.

--
-#688-

*** Signoff: mrxak (Quit: What's a quit message?)

--
-#687-

*** Signoff: CaptainOrne (Quit: Connection Reset by P33r)

--
-#686-

Granata: Welcome back hector.  You are my very best online firend.

--
-#685-

* Granata runs around maniacly yelling at everyone he encounters.
* King avoids Granata
* Granata finds a dark corner to sit in.  He begins cooing softly to himself
* Granata is a nut case
<King> Funny...
* King has a nut case called a scrotum

--
-#684-

Anatole: pstan: what's he saying?
   hector: i haven't a clue, anatole

--
-#683-

Lebannen: So many hints dropped in this channel, it's frustrating :)
Anatole: heh
Anatole: lebannon: but you can sit and fantasize about that cutie DeadBoy ;p

--
-#682-

Flatty: now mikee thinks he has a point or something.

--
-#681-

  skyblade: heh, whites are the minority at my school.

--
-#680-

*** Signoff: Chimp (Local kill by moki (moki))

--
-#679-

            Gildor BLATs katerei
            mrxak BLATs Gildor
            mrxak declares BLAT war on #ev3
            mrxak BLATs everyone
            Gildor hrms

--
-#678-

AradaPilot: back
     mrxak: back?
    hector: no
     mrxak: front?
     mrxak: upside-down?
     mrxak: side-to-side?
     mrxak: twirling?
            forge faces Amory and makes the "suck it" sign.
     mrxak: heh

--
-#677-

scope: i saw a book the other day "Windows 98 For Idiots" and wondered why they don't ship it along
with 98...i mean, everyone using 98 must be an idiot and therfore they need the book

--
-#676-

// Authorities are currently searching for the drug ring supplying #ev3...

         e: Word
AradaPilot: def
 moderator: Funk
Knucklehea: Moof...
     mrxak: MOOOOOOO
 moderator: KOOD
     mrxak: BLAT
         e: Frigglenarp.
 moderator: Spat
Knucklehea: gronk...
     mrxak: yeehaa!
 moderator: Zip
     mrxak: ruff
 moderator: gruff
     mrxak: baaa
Knucklehea: plink
 moderator: meow
     mrxak: boing
 moderator: sling
     mrxak: grrr
 moderator: HMMMM

--
-#675-

// Ahhh, scottish intelligence... :\

       * Slug is home sick again today
Gunsh: you're not at home?

--
-#674-

    Akula: moki kidnapping canceled due to large ammounts of homework
    Akula: :(

--
-#673-

//edited for relevance

7:06 PM:    Anatole: what should i get for my birthday
7:06 PM:    Anatole: it's time for #ev3 to help me out here
7:06 PM: ShadeOBlue: get a sex toy
7:06 PM:    Anatole: comeon, what should i get for my 16th?
7:07 PM:     Gildor: shade: that's no way to talk about sway
7:07 PM:    Anatole: shade: nothanks...that's why i have a girlfriend

--
-#672-

*** C_S was kicked off #ev3 by TomWoozle (Gildor can fight his own battles!)

--
-#671-

It's a little long, but you need to read it in context...

-ElG7

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_671</a> ]

--
-#670-

// a small case of open mouth, insert foot

forge: Amethyst, watch it.
forge: I'll bang you against the wall.
forge: Hmm, that sounded bad.
forge: That sounded VERY bad now that I think about it.


--
-#669-

Flatty: forge -- well, you're MY sex offender, honey.

--
-#668-

    Flatty: get behind me shady, and grab me by my hips! but, if I do that, I can't kiss you on your
lips!

--
-#667-

             BattleDoctor flies out the window
*** BattleDoctor has signed off (Quit: {/)
skyblade: good.
skyblade: no more of that damn poirot smiley or whatever

--
-#666-

    Nuada: You haven't heard about Drop Bears?
     Anon: nup
     Cone: I've heard of them, but not what they are
    Nuada: Well, drop bears live out in the bush
    Nuada: up trees
    Nuada: and when someone goes past underneath
    Nuada: they drop out of the tree and hack them up with their claws
     Cone: excellent
    Nuada: killing them and then eating them
    Nuada: very nasty
    Nuada: NOT too excellently
             Cone wants that Crocodile Hunter guy to get sent after one of those things
     Anon: "Crikey! Me intestines!"

--
-#665-

Beer: or you'd have to actually TRY to catch your toast when it flies up

--
-#664-

BattleDoct: Ass licking is cool

--
-#663-

    Lenor: ?
 ElGuapo7: ?!
   asao: !?
   asao: !!!

--
-#662-

  Lenor: i happen to know i look a bit like both pstan and -8- and also have rather large boobs for
a 14 year old, and quit frequently get asked out by 17 year olds!
  Akula: you look like a male and people ask you out?
Begemotike: How sad.
  Akula: perverted australians...

--
-#661-

//  editied out stuff that doesn't matter...don't we all do that?

     scope: hey, my Bus Speed is only at 99.6 MHz...where's my other 400Hz?!
     scope: I WANT MY 400Hz, AND I WANT IT NOW!
            scope goes to sue apple to get 400Hz

--
-#660-

4:46 PM:    Anatole: hey scopey
4:46 PM:    Anatole: wanna screw?

//Out of context.  But what else is new?

--
-#659-

             skyblade goes
skyblade: later
    Gunsh: night
skyblade: it's 3 in the afternoon, but whatever.

--
-#658-

DeAdBoY: HH is a sexy bitch

--
-#657-

// The occasional disaster of unexpected lyrics...

     forge: Rape me
     forge: Rape me my friend
     forge: Rape me
     forge: Rape me again
     forge: I'm not the only one!!!!
     Pring: heh
     forge: At least I think that's the line.
     Pring: In Utero is a superb album
     forge: Hate me
     forge: Dammit Kurt, stop mumbling!
     forge: You'd think he had a gun in his mouth or something the way he mumbles.
     Pring: lol
            Gunsh hrms
     forge: Sorry Gunsh.
            forge shuts his trap.
     scope: forge, what's the name of that song?
     Gunsh: No, not about that, just general hrming
     scope: i forgot
     forge: Oh, ok.
     scope: i love it though :-)
     forge: scope, rape me.
     scope: no thanks, the song name??
     scope: ;-)
     forge: RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            scope rund to quote archive

--
-#656-

//the enigmatic e finally enlightens us with his wisdom! (edited for relevance)

e: bleah
ArcAngelCounterstrike: IT speaks
e: ^_^
e: my leg hurts
e: real badly
ArcAngelCounterstrike: its from too much lurking
e: um
e: no
e: it's from breaking it in february
Cone: good god, e speaks!
ArcAngelCounterstrike: ok then, lurking with a broken leg
e: Indeed I do.
e: (:
e: The last time my leg has hurt his badly
e: was when I broke it

--
-#655-

 ShadeBlue: well ok, so it's not an official US holiday
JeremyWoodruff: which one?
  ElGuapo7: National Pot Smoking Day.
 ShadeBlue: the postal service doesn't get it off
             JeremyWoodruff claps his hands, not knowing why
  ElGuapo7: heheheheheheheheehhohohohoh

--
-#654-
          ElGuapo7 watches the tumbleweed go tumbling by
          ElGuapo7 says heck with it and grabs the weed
ElGuapo7: wait
ElGuapo7: that didn't sound right

--
-#653-

//  portée is french for scope

*** scope is now known as port
      port: darn it
      port: portée
      port: portée!

--
-#652-

//wrong place, wrong time

ShadeBlue: male blue whales have 8ft dicks
            Flatty chuckles at memories...

--
-#651-

//discussing new iBooks on Planetarion #ev

             oasa knows what his next purchase will be
     oasa: 2x SGI 1600SW monitors
     oasa: 1600x2048 pixels of LCD goodness
     oasa: I can't wait until I can pay
Jorinn|away: how will you get the money
DisturbedBlue: rob banks, I bet
DisturbedBlue: that's how the tooth fairy gets money
DisturbedBlue: she robs banks
[EVA]Blood: hmm
[EVA]Blood: im gonna back away slowly now...........

--
-#650-

     scope: hector forget it all
    hector: scope: I forgot it all

--
-#649-

         Gildor blows his trumpet
  ElGuapo7: that's sick

--
-#648-

/* Again, this makes me look bad.
   Yet I seem honour-bound to post it... */

 * Grybs hrms in a vaguely circular motion.
<Grybs> I finished my art! w00t!
<Grybs> Wow, now that's release.
<Grybs> Better than an orgasm.
 * Grybs sighs happily.

--
-#647-

<mikeeJ> I don't know, I am not a llama

--
-#646-

<Grybs> I am in no way affiliated to King.
 * King and Grybs are best buddies

--
-#645-

<Grybs> There is nothing erotic about the PowerBook.

--
-#644-

<trans> That review in MacAddict
<trans> Where they stripped the TiBook down
<trans> w00t
<trans> That was a good show

--
-#643-

/* When asked about his PowerBook announcement... */

<trans> Heh
<trans> Well
<trans> I wanted to make love to my shoes when I got them
<trans> But
<trans> No female sex organ
<trans> So
<trans> I was loveless
<trans> er
 * Gildor blinks, twice

--
-#642-

trans: I want to have sex with the Powerbook G4
trans: Hard, dirty, rough sex.

--
-#641-

       * Grybs feels relaxed and artistically spent.
Grybs: Like a used penis.

--
-#640-

forge: You know, with those commercials for Herbal Essences making it seem as though you'll have an
orgasm just by opening the bottle, doesn't it seem just a bit dirty to have a "Family Size" bottle?

--
-#639-

// talking about morals....

forge: Flatty, no.
forge: Take all your moral advice from me.
Flatty: forge, if I took moral advice from you, I'd be sacrificing goats daily and raping every
virgin I could find, female or male....

--
-#638-

 frandall is now known as frandall-KeepingWifeHappy
ShadeBlue: heh
DisKushUn: lol..
DisKushUn: I wonder how..
ShadeBlue: ooh la la ;)
frandall-KeepingWifeHappy: back in a bit :)
DisKushUn: I reckon, in about five minutes.....=)


--
-#637-

// Talking about frandall's martial training...

frandall: 6 years Tae Kwon Do
DisKushUn: Nice..
frandall: 3 years Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
DisKushUn: Yeah...I do ju jitsu...
frandall: 2 years Viet Vo Dao
DisKushUn: never heard of that one..;)
frandall: ...and about a year each of Kung Fu, Kick Boxing (Western and Muay Thai) and Boxing
DisKushUn: I did Kickboxing for a while...
frandall: Plus army training with various weapons and explosives :)
DisKushUn: Just informal stuff with my dads mate..
DisKushUn: cool..a hard bastard then...
frandall: well, harder than anyone else in the Nova dev team ;P
DisKushUn: I'm orange belt red tag at jiu jitsu ATM..
DisKushUn: hehe..celebrity deathmatch: Andrew vs Frandall
DisKushUn: The gym-jockey against the martial monster..
frandall: Andrew is only a few kilos heavier than me :p
DisKushUn: heh...so you could have him then?
DisKushUn: In a fight I mean...plus you've got that british criminal blood in you..=p
ShadeBlue (Shade3742@AC98B965.ipt.aol.com) has joined the channel
 zambezi has opped ShadeBlue
frandall: heh, I'm half German and half Celt, so I get a mix of savagery and ruthlessness
ShadeBlue: hey everyone
frandall: ShadeBlue
ShadeBlue: frandall, I'm also half german :)
DisKushUn: lol...Celts are rock hard, especially in Robin Hood, prince of thieves
frandall: but yeah, I reckon he'd have a hard time matching me
DisKushUn: ShadeBlue + Frandall = Utër the Funky Hard Man


--
-#636-

        * Grybs goes to reactivate bitch.
        CaptainOrne (orne@213.190.196.141) has joined the channel
Gildor: well, that was well timed

--
-#635-

I had just finished talking to Soviet Mikee - it seems he didn't know the word "tovarisch" (Russian
for "comrade")

  ElGuapo7: :rolleyes:
  ElGuapo7: :nausea:
  ElGuapo7: :sigh:
  ElGuapo7: :ack:
  ElGuapo7: :ik:
  ElGuapo7: :o:
  ElGuapo7: ::
  ElGuapo7: :
  ElGuapo7: *plink*

--
-#634-

  moki: good run today!
Aranor: good run on what?
  moki: on the pavement

// and that told him.. :)

--
-#633-

            Gunsh has a camel called Maria
AP_Almostd: gunsh loves his camel?
     Gunsh: You can't have Maria!
     Gunsh: Yes
AP_Almostd: gunsh REALLY loves is camel?
     Gunsh: Yup! Bought her from Grybs
AP_Almostd: gunsh=tom?
     Gunsh: Um no. Camels are different from horses
     Gunsh: Camels spit


--
-#632-

// when in doubt, make fun of tom...

  MeowxGuy: anyone want to see some chicks?
  MeowxGuy: hope so, here you go:
  MeowxGuy:  _      _      
  MeowxGuy: <')_,/ <') ,/ 
  MeowxGuy: (_==/  (_==/   
  MeowxGuy:  ='-    ='-  
Cone: trick question
     Akula: erm
            MeowxGuy grows bored, sometimes.
     Akula: what are they doing?
  MeowxGuy: having a parade?
AradaPilot: i smell tom
  MeowxGuy: hehe

--
-#631-

// totally out of context, but what the hey...

Anatole-Chess: GET OUT OF MY PANTS! YOU STUPID SQUIRRLS!
        Akula: okay

--
-#630-

8:46 PM:    Anatole: lobster: wanna feed from the fishes with me????
8:46 PM:             Anatole feeds from the fishes
8:46 PM:             Anatole waits for lobster to jooin in
8:46 PM:    Anatole: after all, lobsters eat fish
8:46 PM:    Anatole: so you must do so
8:47 PM:    Lobster: Anatole: fine, fine :)
8:47 PM:  AAAPlayer: lobsters eat anything dead
8:47 PM:    Anatole: sweet
8:47 PM:    Anatole: do it
8:48 PM:             Lobster eats a fish or two
... //edited for continuity
8:48 PM:    Anatole: ubermann: FEED FROM THE FISH OR I WILL POKE YOU WITH A STICK!
8:48 PM:             Anatole prepares his stick
8:48 PM:             Anatole sharpens one end
8:48 PM:   Ubermann: lol
8:48 PM:             Ubermann puts on anti-stick armor
8:49 PM:   Ubermann: gracias akula :)
8:49 PM:    Anatole: uber-d00d: FEED FROM THE FISH OR I WILL THINK UP SOMETHING ELSE EQUALLY
HORRIBLE!
8:49 PM:   Ubermann: no!
8:49 PM:             Anatole thinks up something horrible
8:49 PM:             Ubermann helps
8:49 PM:    Anatole: uh, help me out here guys
8:49 PM:             Ubermann snix0rs

--
-#629-

            Asc mutates into a crevent war**** and kills JG
            GlueBubble grins

--
-#628-

Edited for needless bollocks:

***forge spreads marmalade on JG and lets the dogs out.
***AmethystFalcon finds marmaldae and hands it to JG
        JG: It was you!
    forge: Damn right!

--
-#627-

//  Topic set by sitharus

Must be TomWoozle: http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal2001-12.html

--
-#626-

//when benign comments are poorly timed

moki: man
Cone: woman
Adam: Well, I am on one right now.
Cone: a woman?
pstan-phone: a man?

--
-#625-

Akula: EVN lasts forever, sex is only temporary, think about it that way

--
-#624-

//out of context...

11:18 PM:    oasa: are you a necrophile? :P
11:18 PM: AradaPilot: yes, true

--
-#623-

moki: well, I got a girl comin' over to cook me dinner
Pring: how the hell did you wrangle that
Pring: ?
moki: that's better than runnin' anyway ;)
moki: Pring: dunno, she offered ;)
Pring: i can never get my gf to cook for me in my house
Pring: in her house yes but not here ;D
Pring: oh man
Pring: i need to get me a software company :D


--
-#622-

: * nick prings pring
Pring: heya
: * Pring nicks nick
: * Pring laughs at his own sense of humour and quotes that
: * nick is stolen (or cut slightly) !


--
-#621-

 Gunsh: hector, forget everything you learned in school
    hector: Gunsh, I didn't have anything matching everything you learned in school
     Gunsh: dumbass
Sparrowhawk: that's scary

--
-#620-

Sparrowhawk is ElGuapo7, btw...

Sparrowhawk: hector, forget reality
    hector: Sparrowhawk: I forgot reality
     scope: hehe

--
-#619-

 ElGuapo7: seen reality?
    hector: I haven't seen 'reality', ElGuapo7
  ElGuapo7: figures
     scope: seen Death?
    hector: Death was last seen on IRC 31 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes and 51 seconds ago, saying:
kills CPYoda [Mon Mar 26 19:02:26 2001]
             Gunsh laughs wickedly
     scope: NOOOOOOO!!!!

--
-#618-

FallenStar: What does a loser and ElGuapo7 have in common?
FallenStar: :-)
             Gunsh watches tumbleweed roll across #ev3
             ElGuapo7 steps out into Main Street
FallenStar: They both of the letter "o' in their name!
             ElGuapo7 watches the tumbleweed bounce past his feet
             ElGuapo7 draws his weapon, slowly...
             Gunsh hears church clock chiming
             ElGuapo7 aims...
             Begemotike leaves!
Begemotike: Bye all. ;)
*** Begemotike has signed off (Quit: Hasta la vista!)
  ElGuapo7: ding, ding, ding, ding,
  ElGuapo7: bye bege
             Gunsh swoons
  ElGuapo7: BANG!
*** FallenStar was kicked off #ev3 by ElGuapo7 (POW!)
*** FallenStar (RockStar@AC8D1698.ipt.aol.com) has joined #ev3
             ElGuapo7 holsters his weapon
             ElGuapo7 helps Fallenstar up
  ElGuapo7: there
             niciax , the sheriff enters
  ElGuapo7: BTW, that WAS funny, come to think of it...
FallenStar: gwg

--
-#617-

 SK smax0rs anatole again
5:24 PM:      Gunsh: And my pot broke
5:24 PM:    Anatole: ouch
5:24 PM:    Anatole: SK: why was that?
5:24 PM: Begemotike: Very well, I shall attempt not to let myself devolve to their level...
5:24 PM:      Gunsh: And my bint got hitched with someone else
5:24 PM:         SK: for insulting beer
5:25 PM:             Anatole BLATs SK for an unnessacary smax0r

--
-#616-

     forge: Only a bit over two years before I can legally drink anyways...
            * Gildor laughs at forge
nickshanks: forge is in the wrong country :)
     forge: I'm on the wrong ****ing planet.


--
-#615-

//talking about our older relatives and such

     forge: Two were killed in the Holocaust.
 _pipeline: Cool!

--
-#614-

             Akula notes he dosn't want to eat htyjang

---few minutes of silence---

  Akula: YES! My conversation-killing powers are back!
  Akula: booya!

--
-#613-

Gildor: ooh ooh ooh, I forgot the rubber glove
   Katerei discovers the costume closet
Katerei: Hmmm...
MeowxGuy: heh
Flatty: wheee... nothing like taking gildorspeek out of context: "ooh ooh ooh, I forgot the rubber
glove!"

--
-#612-

   Grybs: I did use suncream...
  ElGuapo7: SPF 0.75?
     Grybs: But I kinda missed a few patches. ;)
  ElGuapo7: owi?
     Grybs: Notably, the backs of my legs. What a dufus.
  ElGuapo7: Grybsey got boo-boo go owie-owie?
     Grybs: And I couldn't reach a few places on my backs.
  ElGuapo7: aaaww.
     Grybs: Indeed.
     Grybs: back, even.
     Grybs: (singular)
  ElGuapo7: well, you ARE a directioon, aren't you?
  ElGuapo7: as per gildor...
     Grybs: hrm.
             Grybs notes that as per gildor, you're dead. So shut up. ;)
  ElGuapo7: touché.
     Grybs: Heh.
  ElGuapo7: or is that "touchy?"
  ElGuapo7: nice comeback.

--
-#611-

<Weepul884> hector, forget something
<hector> Weepul884: I forgot something

--
-#610-
// I won't ask what comes next...

oasa: oh, that microkernel makes me HORNY!

--
-#609-

            Lobster notes that his friend who has connections in NBC told Dateline to call me to
talk about a story they are doing on Internet porn :)
       Asc: lol
     Talos: heh
   Lobster: I was like, "And what makes you think I know about Internet porn?"
   Lobster: he just winked
      moki: dare we ask why, lob?
   Lobster: moki: probably not :)
     Talos: that was the worst corporate imitation of "investigative reporting" I've ever seen
     forge: Lobster, they probably wanted the story from several perspectives.
     forge: Actually, gay porn is rather easy to find online.
      moki: who would have thought -- a lobster as a porn star

--
-#608-

/slightly edited for mistake

  Obormot: Bah, this chair is unscrewing itself.
ShadeBlue: well, at least the chair isn't screwing itself ;)

--
-#607-

            ShadeBlue wonders if anybody has ever had sex while their IRC program was open...
     Talos: heh
     Talos: you planning something?
 ShadeBlue: oh wait, an #ev3'er having sex, what was I thinking?
 ShadeBlue: ;)
 ShadeBlue: Talos, well, it might be interesting :)
     Talos: you just shot yourself in the foot :)
     Talos: nah
 ShadeBlue: but note the wink
     Talos: you'd need a mic and a transponder
            ShadeBlue is positive people have whacked off while in #ev3
     Talos: hm
            Peregrine would rather no explore that idea.
     Talos: having sex?
 Peregrine: not*
 ShadeBlue: hmm, if your bed, cough, whatever you were screwing on was close enough, you could type
while having sex..
 ShadeBlue: heh
 ShadeBlue: pere, it's ok to admit you're non-sexual ;)
     Talos: heh
 Peregrine: Heh.

--
-#606-

    Gildor: hrm
            Gildor realises something
    Gildor: Overtiredness, unexpected cravings, weight gain, mood swings...
    Gildor: ****, I'm pregnant!!!

--
-#605-

//  forge displaying his anti-Ford views     

     forge: Found On Roadside Dead
     forge: Fix Or Repair Daily
     scope: lol
     forge: Backwards:  Driver Returns On Foot
     scope: DORF!!!!
     scope: err
     forge: DROF!!!
     scope: DROF!!!

--
-#604-

Starkiller: "You are the weakest link, goodbye"
            Gildor glares at david
            Gildor grins
            scope glares at people
*** scope is now known as people
            people hate scope

--
-#603-

BattleDoct: the whole ****ing world is incorrecy

--
-#602-
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_603 ]

--
-#601-

Erroneus_Nickname: grr
Erroneus_Nickname: the only thing I can model with metaballs is testicles
                   * Erroneus_Nickname needs inspiration


--
-#600-


Anon: I keep forge in my closet and let him out to play when he's a good boy


--
-#599-

Anon: heh, I wake up to ass-hair shots and weepulpraise, typical afternoon in #ev3

--
-#598-

//talkin' about karma
  FallGuy: karma Asc
    hector: asc has karma of -106
     Gunsh: karma God
    hector: God has neutral karma
     tarth: karma forge
    hector: forge has karma of 11
   FallGuy: karma Jesus
    hector: jesus has neutral karma
     Gunsh: hah!
     tarth: karma buddha
    hector: buddha has neutral karma

--
-#597-

      Beer: hehehh
      Beer: hey aaron
      Beer: burn damn you
      Beer: my cd burner is 8x
      Beer: but it's still dlow
      Beer: slow
      Beer: now it's JUST veriying
      Beer: damn is it ever slow
      Beer: anyways...
      Beer: ?what?
            AnkhStarrunner crowns Beer as the official monologue machine of #ev3

--
-#596-

BattleDoct: Wiping your ass after diahrea is hard
BattleDoct: It's so slick

--
-#595-
// after BD realised that Lob was gay...

moki: that's ok, I didn't know my male parrot was a female

--
-#594-
// The time nickshanks tried it on with Gildor's 14 year old sister...

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_594 ]

--
-#593-

10:31 pm: *** afklisk is now known as basilisk
10:31 pm: BattleDoct: hello basi
10:31 pm:  kinescope: hey Gunsh
10:31 pm: nickshanks: hiya basi
10:31 pm: SecretChmp: hey basil-isk
10:31 pm:      Gunsh: basi
10:31 pm:      Talos: wb bsi
10:31 pm: SecretChmp: heh
10:31 pm:      Talos: *basi
10:31 pm: BattleDoct: Hows it going, basilisk?
10:31 pm: SecretChmp: bazzi
10:31 pm: SecretChmp: you should change your name to bazzy
10:31 pm: nickshanks: basi basi basi
10:31 pm: setdisdouz: basi
10:31 pm: BattleDoct: So many people greet her
10:32 pm:  kinescope: lisk
10:32 pm: SecretChmp: banana fana fo fazzy
10:32 pm:      Gunsh: basilisk?
10:32 pm: SecretChmp: and she doesn't say anything
10:32 pm: BattleDoct: But she hasn't said a word
10:32 pm:      Gunsh: basilisk?
10:32 pm:             BattleDoctor knocks basi over
10:32 pm: BattleDoct: lol
10:32 pm:      Gunsh: hector, basilisk?
10:32 pm: nickshanks: ahh well, she's not really here
10:32 pm:   ElGuapo7: hi basi


--
-#592-

//anybody who knows me well knows about my constant sugar highs....edited for length.
Amethyst runs to store, buys MagicSugar™, runs back
            Amethyst eats a bit of MagicSugar™
  Amethyst: yahoo!
            Iridium hides
            Amethyst gallumphs around the room
         Gunsh is tired
  Amethyst: here
            Amethyst offers gunsh a bit of MagicSugar™
            Gunsh nibbles MagicSugar
   iridium: uh oh
  Amethyst: feel any better?
            Gunsh thanks Amey
            Amethyst grins at gunsh
     Gunsh: YABADABADOO!
            Gunsh is hyper
  Amethyst: yep
  Amethyst: works every time :)
            iridium nibbles MagicSugar™
   iridium: hmmm
            iridium feels odd
  Amethyst: hmm
            iridium checks pulse
   iridium: thump..thump..thump..
   iridium: 1..2...3..4..5..6..
  Amethyst: mayhap there was a chemical reaction in the mixture!
            Gunsh tells iridium's pulse to slow down
  Amethyst: call the military!
   iridium: 170 beats a minute
  Amethyst: YIKES!
   iridium: yup
   iridium: thats bad
            iridium spins
            Gunsh feels artery explode
            Amethyst slams nic in the head with a soup can, rendering him unconscious
  Amethyst: that should help.
            iridium falls over
            Amethyst stands nic up and sits him on couch
            iridium revives
            iridium checks pulse
  Amethyst: Gee, usually people are doing this to me.
   iridium: thump......thump......thump......
   iridium: 1..2..3..4..5..6..
            Gunsh ph34rs so so much...
   iridium: 70beats a minute
  Amethyst: better


--
-#591-

10:32 PM:  Tyrael: I copyright the letters: a e i o u and y
10:32 PM:           Anatole violates gildor's personal space
10:33 PM:  Tyrael: stop that!
10:33 PM:  Anatole: trl : gd lck n crt gttng m fr ths!!!
// Tyrael: good luck in court getting me for this!!!

--
-#590-

// phill on the size of the Nova universe...

pstan: its larger than small


--
-#589-

nickshanks: mmm, warm [apple] &#960;
      oasa: can you DCC me some?

--
-#588-
// But who is this elusive 'ircleuser' anyway...

        *** ircleuser (newbie@user-152-16-68-32.adsl.duke.edu) has joined the channel
 Grybs: Hrm.
syntax: hmm
        *** ircleuser has quit IRC (Quit: Too bad mburch isn't on)
syntax: hmm
syntax: isn't it, though

--
-#587-

forge drops his pants, shows his butt to Peregrine, and yells "I AM DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!"
Cirdan: ermm wow, I just lost my ability for rational thought...

--
-#586-

Amethyst: ircleuser, you cant possible be as annoying as me

--
-#585-

             ArcAngelCounterstrike beats pop-kine around a bit with a wiffle bat!
ArcAngelCounterstrike: take that
             hector struggles to stand
   Cone: seems you missed, Arc
 pop-kine: lol
ArcAngelCounterstrike: damn bird, right into the bat, bah

--
-#584-


// Poor Lobster... someday he's going to end up in somebody's pan.

            BattleDoctor makes a whip out of linked-together paper clips
            Lobster runs
            BattleDoctor won't whip lobster
            BattleDoctor wants to eat Lobster!
            FallenStar blocks with his sheild
            Lobster runs faster
            BattleDoctor starts boiling some water.
            BattleDoctor sets Lobster traps
            Lobster disappears!
            BattleDoctor wants some nice lobster for dinner!

--
-#583-

AnkhStarru: Hmm... hector hasn't said anything inapproriate today. I wonder if that's because of her
change of sex...?
            AnkhStarrunner suddenly realizes that slapping women is rude!
AnkhStarru: Damn. There went my hobby.

--
-#582-

AnkhStarru: No, wait... Glomp Reverse Special Technique.
AnkhStarru: (if no one realised... that's wrong channel. Don't ask)

--
-#581-

//talking about logging responses :

shay_semiafirc: i'm sure someone is logging :)
     Gunsh: Are there no toilets at school?
             Knucklehead whacks Gunsh in the head...
             shay_semiafirc whax0rs Gunsh

--
-#580-

// well, whaddya know? :)

*** syntax (mburch@24.124.62.251) has joined the channel
* syntax updates the progress log in a sadistic fashion :)
*** syntax has quit IRC (Quit: Concentration reset by beer)

--
-#579-

*** basilisk (basilisk@p45-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz) has joined channel #ev3.
[edited out for irrelevance]
*** nickshanks goes to sleep with basi
nickshanks: erm, i me
*** nickshanks goes to sleep, hi basi
shayborb: hehehehe
shayborg: freudian slip if there's ever been one here :)

--
-#578-


* Grybs is having bigass problems.
<oasa> solution: liposuction

--
-#577-

The following is from #sanity...

GlueBubble: So who is King?
  
      King: King will be instated as King of the World after the world domination is carried out
     Grybs: King is a friend of mine. Called Ian.
     Grybs: He's intelligent, but young, foolish and untutored in the ways of IRC, Macs and the
Internet.
             Grybs sees great potential in the boy.
  ElGuapo7: sounds like a jedi apprentice...

--
-#576-

     scope: 8===D
     scope: long nose, glasses, big smile
   Lobster: scope: it looks like a penis
     scope: long^wide nose
     scope: you look like a penis
     scope: :-)
   Lobster: No I don't! :p
     scope: suuure ;-)
   Lobster: Yes, I'm a big walking penis.
 TomWoozle: Cool.
            Lobster smax scope
     scope: ow...
     scope: hehehe
            scope kicks Bolrets
     Gunsh: that would be cool if you walked down the street dressed as a penis
     scope: lol
            Gunsh leaves his ambitions aside
     scope: heh
   Lobster: yes, that would be funny...
            Gunsh can tell Lobster is rolling eyes
     scope: heh
      King: penis penis penis
      King: is that all u guys ever talk about
     scope: yes
     scope: all the time
      King: King experiencs fear for the first time
     scope: we are obsessed with it
     Gunsh: It sounds funnier when someone with a lisp says penis
 TomWoozle: Hehe!
     scope: heh
   Lobster: God, I'm glad I don't have a lisp
 TomWoozle: I bet it does.
     Gunsh: my friend has a lisp
            scope bets someone is running to the quotes archive right now
            Gunsh lets scope do the honours
     scope: nah
     scope: go ahead
     scope: i'll let you have this one
            Gunsh is too polite
   Lobster: PENIS!

--
-#575-

// old quote, but nm

* Tycho summmons a certain cyborg to do his bidding
mirror (captNewbie@c1314429-a.fedwy1.wa.home.com) has joined the channel
Gildor: now, -that- was good

--
-#574-

Anophobe: poop smells

--
-#573-

             oasa wishes for someone who could provide graphics for his wonderful completely
playable plugin
*** graphics_artist (~d_hunter@ACAC359B.ipt.aol.com) joined #ev3

--
-#572-

TomWoozle: Thanx moki.
     Pring: is tom going to fondle some horses to raise more money for EVN? ;)
 TomWoozle: HEHEHE!
          Gunsh sponsors Tom

--
-#571-

<TomWoozle> hector, divine if i will get caught fondling horses
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Yes Definitely,' TomWoozle
<TomWoozle> Damn.

--
-#570-

// flatty's looking for playmates

Akula: anyone want to play WHAT'S ON MY FEET?
Flatty: Akula -- wanna play "how ghetto is your booty"?
Flatty: now then, rate your booty's ghettoness on a scale of 1-10!

--
-#569-

<moki> secondly, the M3 would be a sled 8 months out of the year in Rochester, NY.  rear wheel
drive with 333 horses?  I don't think so
<TomWoozle> horses! Where?

--
-#568-

forge and Gildor had a rather long discussion about sex last night.
*** Cirdan is now known as Cirdan_food
     forge: He doesn't want to, I do.
     forge: ;)
            Gildor chokes on sandwich
 ShadeBlue: heh
    Gildor: that was a bad way of phrasing that, mr F...
     forge: Yeah, "sandwich".
     forge: A meat sandwich, right?
    Gildor: nope, marmalade
     forge: With cream?
        JG: Kept under your hat?
SK||workin: yup
 ShadeBlue: heh
      nick: couldn't swallow fast enough 'eh gildor
 ShadeBlue: forge, no, mayonaisse
    Gildor: gah, stop it!
            Gildor hides

--
-#567-

// after several lines of me abusing gildor, and having gotten kicked by him for it...
forge: Gildor, does that hold for me too?
5:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: :P
5:40 PM:  kinescope: heh
5:40 PM:             Anatole molests gildor
5:40 PM:             Anatole does it again
5:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: heh, forge wants in on the action
5:40 PM:             Anatole does it again
5:40 PM:    Anatole: uhoh
5:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: damn, that's like the 6th time
5:40 PM:  ShadeBlue: you must be really randy
5:40 PM:    Anatole: forge: jump on in! he's just getting warmed up from me
5:41 PM:    Anatole: shade: oh yeah! ;p
5:41 PM:     Gildor: ./bankick #ev3 anatole!prophet@66.19.* Bugger off
5:41 PM:    Anatole: heh
5:41 PM:     Gildor: :)
5:41 PM:    Anatole: fine
5:41 PM:             Anatole turns on forge

--
-#566-

       nickshanks throws frisbie at akula
Akula: ow
       nickshanks throws frisbie [i]to[/i] akula
       Akula catches throws it to Gunsh


--
-#565-

Amethyst squirsm around shade
 ShadeBlue: good team work SK
        SK: yup :P
            Cone fires tranquilizer darts wildly
            Amethyst dives toward sugar
 ShadeBlue: heh, amey, that sounded.. er.. wrong :P

--
-#564-

// for the sake of keeping glue happy...

** moki has been kicked off the channel by GlueBubble (Whee!  hehe...this is really quite fun ;))


--
-#563-

AnkhStarru: Oho! Hector is back!
            AnkhStarrunner slaps hector
            hector winces
AnkhStarru: Ahh, the bliss :D

--
-#562-


Pring: don't phone up potential employer when drunk
Pring: or hungover
forge: Or while having sex.
forge: ESCPECIALLY not while having sex with the employer's daughter!
forge: Or son for that matter.


--
-#561-

Sheppo: i would never ask a girl to give me head, seriously
DisKushUn: why the hell not?
DisKushUn: Small pecker?
Sheppo: nah
TomWoozle: Hehe.


--
-#560-

Grybs: Good god, colours.

--
-#559-

* Amory makes sweet sweet love to BBedit every day

--
-#558-

     scope: Hector, are you smart?
    hector: scope: no idea

--
-#557-

DeAdBoY: not everyone likes rap
DisKushUn: Not everyone likes you, they don't complain.
DisKushUn: Actually..they do complain.
DeAdBoY: heh
DeAdBoY: exactly


--
-#556-

// Yet another food fight...

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_556 ]

--
-#555-

// Necro on the meaning of life

DisKushUn: Life, amounts to one thing: The longer the laughs, the shorter the potato

--
-#554-

<TomWoozle> Grrrr.... IE = Grrr..... GRRR..... Grr. Grr. Grr.

--
-#553-

// we finally hit the limit:

SK: hector, mouse is also a person that can't spell
hector: that is too long, SK

--
-#552-

// talking about a rant forming in flatty's head *slightly edited*
Starkiller: is this the rant?
Flatty: nah, rant will be posted on B&B later.
Flatty: this is warm up :)
Ubermann: heh
Ubermann: warm up is important...don't want to pull a tounge muscle or something
Flatty: Ubermann -- finger muscle, dude. I don't type with my tongue. :)

--
-#551-

     Akula: well then, the SecTrans isn't the person to tell about the conspiracy we uncovered
nickshanks: he seems to follow the Japanese tradition of killing newborn daughters which could be a
burden on the family
nickshanks: "He has two sons and two stepsons"
     Akula: heh
     Akula: yes
     Akula: lets find another cabinet member to bug
     Akula: lets try....Veteran Affairs
nickshanks: Clinton is a veteran of many affairs
     Akula: heh


--
-#550-

           * Gildor is not an elephant, neither does he want to be fondled (unless it's by a
beautiful woman)
TomWoozle: I can easily dress up as a woman.

--
-#549-

TomWoozle: I only fondle elepphants occasionaly, horses are a more regular hobbie.

--
-#548-

// I got this barrage of questions just as I logged on. This was my attempt at being funny...

MrAlways: Who?!
MrAlways: Where?!
MrAlways: Why?!
  Gildor: me
  Gildor: over there
  Gildor: because

--
-#547-

sheppo: im pissing myself

--
-#546-

moki does something illegal to sheppo

--
-#545-

*Anatole BLATs niciax
<Anatole> IS NOT!
<niciax> blat this!
<Anatole> i just did
*** Anatole has been kicked from #ev3 by niciax (blat)

--
-#544-

*** hector has quit IRC (ping timeout)
<Anatole> wow
<Anatole> a t1 ping timeout
<Anatole> disgusting what GWB has let out country sink to, eh?
//So I was bored, and it was silence. Plus, nobody else was saying anything! 

--
-#543-

Pring: and i need to get drunk at least 3 time this week

--
-#542-

<Anatoley> hector, divine if someone will wake up before 8.30 EST
*hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'You wish,' Anatoley
<Anatoley> damn
<Anatoley> bye then

--
-#541-

//And to think it started out so innocently....

* Ubermann has food in his right hand and is having difficulty typing with just one hand
*** Gildor has quit IRC (Quit: lifesux :: Take care all)
<AAAPlayer> is it a Sweaddy Wiener?
* C_S scratches head...
<C_S> that was something I did not know....
*** Gildor has joined #ev3
*** niciax changes topic to '* Ubermann has [garbled] in his right hand and is having difficulty
typing with just one hand.'
<Gildor> heh
<Ubermann> bad nicias
* Gildor laughs
<Ubermann> knew someone would take in the wrong way
<niciax> then whyd you say it?
<Gildor> nic: that's half the fun
<Ubermann> cuz some stuff just needs to be said
* Anon has [garbled] in one hand and his friends [garbled] in te other and is having trouble typing
with his toes...

--
-#540-

scope has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by...oh my god, what is THAT? AHHHHHH!!! IT'S GOT MY
ARM!!!  OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!)

--
-#539-

flatty: I ran around outside naked earlier today. it was fun.

--
-#538-

Flatty: blah to Am Football.
scope: i've never broken a bone
Flatty: the real injuries occur in the household... upon running into doors and tripping over
couches.... at least for me, that is.
scope: lol
Flatty: scope -- you haven't??? oh, boy, you haven't lived yet!

--
-#537-

Asc: hector, divine if MCB should have a religion based on him
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'When hell freezes over,' Asc
       Asc: hm
       Asc: hector, divine if hell will freeze over soon
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'When hell freezes over,' Asc

--
-#536-

//talking about the homosexuality topics, edited for relevance
SMachine has sex with a girl
SMachine has sex with a guy
SMachine has sex with a dog

--
-#535-

    oasa: I could be original and sell a bloated dead opossum as  art
    oasa: but it'd still suck.

--
-#534-

        SK: love shack, baby love shack
     Gunsh: Is a little old place where
   Lobster: we can get together
            Gunsh runs away
   Lobster: lol

--
-#533-

Sheppo: yes, about that quote archive
Sheppo: me and SK have a demand for regular user status :)
Gildor: k
        * Gildor adds you and sk
<snip>
Gildor: ok, done
Sheppo: now i feel important... now i feel special.. now i feel...
Sheppo: mwahahahah
Sheppo: MWAHAHAHAH
Sheppo: HOOOO HOOO HAAA HAAA
Sheppo: evil.........

--
-#532-

Sheppo: i'm wearing a skirt, i haven't done my homework and i'm bweing chased by a gang of nazis

--
-#531-

      moki: My hard drive partitions are named "lithium", "chromium", and "vandium" -- of of which
are elements you intake -- and the computer name (a titanium powerbook) is named "Free Radical"

--
-#530-

nickshanks: I didn't know you sculled, you're cute too ;-)
  basilisk: ...heh.
  basilisk: I like rowing, but I only ever get to do so very occasionally
  basilisk: because to do it on a regular basis would involve proving that I can swim (which I
can't, really), and I don't want to do that, because I HATE large amounts of water, and especially
being immersed in such.
nickshanks: that's sad to know, please learn to swim, please get over your fear of water - my
brother had such a fear, and we (my mum and I) made him swim until he loved it
  basilisk: ugh
  basilisk: no thanks. XP
nickshanks: why not?
  basilisk: I don't specifically have a -fear- of large amounts of water (apart from the sea), I
just really don't like them. I -hate- being damp afterwards, too...
            nickshanks imagines basilisk damp...


--
-#529-

   elodeon: I checked both my accounts, but nada
   elodeon: and it won't let me reregister under that particular name
   elodeon: any ideas?
            elodeon figured since you are a mod, you might have an idea.....
   elodeon: even if it is a different board
            GlueBubble doesn't have access to any kind of user stuff
   elodeon: hmm
   elodeon: thought so
GlueBubble: I don't think it lets you register with the same email though
   elodeon: know someone who does and is friendly?
            GlueBubble points to andrew
   elodeon: and is friendly?
GlueBubble: oh wait, you said friendly ;)
   elodeon: yes


--
-#528-

JeremyWood: bleh kankor sores suck
     scope: learn to spell
            mrxak laughs at speeling
     scope: you too

--
-#527-

<shayborg> hmm
<Anatole> yeah
<shayborg> this is boring
<Anatole> yeah
<shayborg> heh
<Anatole> grybs leaves, everything slows down, eh?
<shayborg> yep :)
<Anatole> i wonder how insufferable he would be if he heard me say that
<Anatole> shay,. put it in the archives please

// Yes, I know it's mIRC...  I was at school, OK?

--
-#526-

    mikeeJ: oasa. why is mouse stupid?
   Pikeman: genetics

--
-#525-

            N 
            A 
            R 
            F 
         F: w00t!
         N: Yay!
         N: We spelled NARF!
         R: oohhh yeeaaahhh

--
-#524-

SecretChmp: I bring on people when I speak
elodeon: indeed
SecretChmp: I'm like Jesus without all of the crap
elodeon: heh

--
-#523-

scope leaves while the conversation is dead, knowing he won't miss much

--
-#522-

Pring: do americans get school holidays at easter?
Anatole: quite possibly
Anatole: depends on the skool
Anatole: some do, some don't
Pring: well one good thing about jesus
Pring: he gave us lots of holidays
Anatole: i do, but a lot of places don't
Anatole: hehe
Anatole: yeah
Anatole: sure...
Anatole: christains (?) == lots of holidays, the crusades, 2 millenia of warring with jews and
muslims and others...
Anatole: etc
Anatole: UPSIDE TO JESUS: Lots of holidays
Anatole: DOWNSIDE: Everything else
hector: rumour has it Everything else is fine
Anatole: don't quote me on that, plz


--
-#521-

Shayborg: who farted?

--
-#520-

//  after kicking Begemotike for loving life

deadBubble: I just felt the urge to do that :)
     scope: have you got the urge to herbal?
deadBubble: erm...I don't think so :p

--
-#519-

// deadboy and Jeremy bitching at each other....

      moki: personally, I think this anger is all just repressed sexual tension between you two. 
Both of you should come out of the closet and start dating eachother.

--
-#518-

            shayborg hurriedly takes his hands off zambezi

// hmm....zambezi cheating on hector again?

--
-#517-

            S 
            A 
            T 
            A 
            N 
         T: whee!
         S: hooray!

--
-#516-

            scope grabs Anatoley and shakes like a british nanny

--
-#515-

scope: Pring, I love you
Pring: hehe
Pring: i love you too
scope: :-)

--
-#514-

* scope is mmm mmm good....wait, that's the soup stuff

--
-#513-

     forge: Lobster:  www.trafficcone.com
   Lobster: forge: lol
  SMachine: i want to adopt a conecone
   Lobster: talk about a pointless argument... :)
   Lobster: that is cute, though
     forge: I want a Dwarf ConeCone of my very own!
            forge puts a Dwarf ConeCone on Lobster's head.
  SMachine: I would do sexual stuff with it
     forge: So you'd ram a traffic cone up your ass?
            forge didn't need to know that.

--
-#512-

oasa: please remove your buttocks from my lap

--
-#511-

// edited slightly

Starkiller: where did hector go?
Matrix: I ate him
SecretChmp: moki killed him
SecretChmp: we kept on defining funny things for words
SecretChmp: like Gildor is the gayest of all of the teletubbies
    Akula: hector, Gildor?
    Akula: oh
    Akula: right

--
-#510-

// one of the most elaborate wind-ups on #ev3. I'll add that it is 100% hoax... don't pester andrew,
matt, pipe, frandall or anyone about it.

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_510 ]

--
-#509-

*** JeremyWoodruff has signed off (Quit: HK White Shadow loves all jews, and black people.)

--
-#508-

   arazon: bye all
   arazon: 5
   arazon: 4
   arazon: 3
   arazon: 21
*** arazon was kicked off #ev3 by thresher (flood)
  Akula: heh
  Akula: he wasn't even allowed a dignified exit
  Anatole: hehe

--
-#507-

      moki: god, I need to tape my nipples

--
-#506-

            iGliOkeD wishes he was cool enough to be on the ev3 quotes page.

//shut up already!

--
-#505-

12:03 AM: BattleDoctor: I gotta go bathe. I'll be back in 10 or 15 minutes.
12:03 AM:    oasa: remember - if you look like an albino raisin it's time to get out.

--
-#504-


SK surfaces
Flatty fires a torpedo
elodeon submerges

--
-#503-

// talking about a something nic (elodeon) is working on...

oasa: how the hell would I know? I'm a designer, not a physicyst
oasa: which I can't even spell!

--
-#502-

           * Akula debates self
    Akula: Watch TV or de-bug Mille Terrae?
     oasa: 1kw
           Akula is now known as Pro-debug
Pro-debug: if you debug it, you will make the testers shut up
           Pro-debug is now known as Pro-TV
   Pro-TV: if you watch TV, you will watch TV
           Pro-TV is now known as Pro-debug 
Pro-debug: good enough
           Pro-debug is now known as Akula
           Akula has quit IRC (Quit: TV won, I'm off)

--
-#501-

//this is the kitchen utensil wars, im gonna put more on maybe 
Kataway takes another spatula and throws it at asc
   Kataway: ok, it is a kitchen anyways :)
            Asc dies, but fires the trebuchet at kat at the last moment
   Kataway: oof
            Asc reincarnates as a chipmunk
   Kataway: deadboy, i guess it will be up to you to reincarnate us
            Asc picks up a graprfruit
   DeAdBoY: no, when done eating, me incinerate
   DeAdBoY: and you shall DIE
            Kataway is reincarnated as a falcon
            Kataway swoops down on asc the chipmunk
            Asc throws the grapefruit at the falcon
            Kataway flutters to the ground witha broken wing
            Kataway gets up and hurls a watermelon at asc
            Asc opens the cutlery drawer, and starts throwing stuff down on the falcon
            Asc dies
   Kataway: yikes!
   Kataway: oh
            Asc reincarnates as a table
            Kataway lays down and ides a peaceful death
*** Asc is now known as a
            Kataway reincarnates as a cnalde
   Kataway: candle
*** a is now known as a_table
*** Kataway is now known as candle
            a_table chases the candle
            candle calls a match
            candle is lit by the match
            a_table trips and falls on the candle
   DeAdBoY: no your not
   a_table: ??
            candle sets fire to the woden table
   DeAdBoY: there is no match!!!
    candle: yes
    candle: its a kitchen, nitwit
            a_table kills dead, just fro the heck of it
    candle: all kitchens have matches
   DeAdBoY: no match!! :)
    candle: yes!
   a_table: the heat from the table's burning melts the candle
            DeAdBoY picks up a grenade and hurls it at the two feuding objects
   DeAdBoY: run away!
            candle 's wax starts to melt
            candle gets up and runs
            a_table reincarnates as a 117A stealth bomber, and kills dead
            a_table then re-reincartnates as a spoon
            candle soon tunrs into a puddle of wax
*** a_table is now known as spoon
            spoon picks up the wax and throws it around the kitchen
            candle reincarnates as a pancake flipper
   DeAdBoY: hmm
*** candle is now known as pancake_flipper
            spoon throws wax at the pancake flipper

--
-#500-

Katerei: my empty veggie soup can is very dangerous, especially to oasas

--
-#499-

//this was a battle i started becuz oasa insulted a sword...shows what you get into here :p
Kataway: hey, nobody calls martin's sword a wimp one and gets away with it
 AAAPlayer: cool
      oasa: forged by Morgana and two other faeries whose names escape me
            Kataway takes up her jam-jar and proceeds to beat oasa with it
   Kataway: bad oasa! bad oasa!
            oasa watches Cortana cut the jar in half
      oasa: now whatcha gonna do?
 AAAPlayer: hector, sword!
            hector passes the sword of Martin the Warrior to AAAPlayer
            Kataway takes her soup can and beats oasa eith it
   Kataway: bad oasa! bad oasa!
            oasa hacks that to pieces too
      oasa: and now you!
      oasa: ::evil laugh::
            Asc watches as the jar reincarnates and smashes oasa THROUGH the wall
            Kataway takes her extra jam jar and beats oasa with it
   Kataway:  bad oasa! bad oasa!
      oasa: gr, fatum iustum meus (stulti)
            Asc wonders what that means
*** Signoff: Chamrin (Ping timeout)
      oasa: a true fate for me, the stupid
            Kataway takes her can of whole, fresh tuna and beats oasa with it
   Kataway:  bad oasa! bad oasa!
            Asc winces
       Asc: poor guy
   Kataway: there
   Kataway: i think i taught him a lesson
   Kataway: do you?
 AAAPlayer: how do you add a another response, oasa?
       Asc: I think he's extremely dead
   Kataway: now that oasa has learned his lesson...
 AAAPlayer: now i'll never learn
            Kataway goes over and bandages oasa
   Kataway: poor oasa
      oasa: revivéd
   Kataway: good
            Asc picks up his jar and can, and stands in the corner, ready to throws them at any
attackers

--
-#498-
  Yoda: the whole population of Australia is less than New York.  But New York is a polluted
hellhole...
  oasa: whereas Australia is just a hellhole

--
-#497-

*** Gildor is now known as Gil-crapping
Gil-crappi: uh... no
      oasa: heh
*** Gil-crapping is now known as Gil-food
  Gil-food: wrong button
     forge: Hmm, buttons control those functions now...
            oasa wonders why you have that button

//I wonder why too...

--
-#496-

// after reading htj's first response to http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum23/HTML/000949.html

Gildor: w00t, htjyang is agreeing with me on something
Gildor: sound the trumpets, let the heralds proclaim
Gildor: -ahem-
        * Gildor calms down

--
-#495-

//  edited out the irrelivant parts

            scope ignores Flatty
    Flatty: hector, revive
            hector revives Flatty
    Flatty: good bot
    hector: :)
            Flatty pokes scope
            Flatty pokes scope with his finger
            Flatty pokes scope with his penis
    Flatty: ignore that!!!!
            elodeon pokes Flatty's finger with himself
     scope: does anyone else feel that?
    Flatty: you do.
JeremyWood: flatty you went past the limit :(
            Flatty puts his package on top of scope's head
JeremyWood: omg
    Flatty: look! a HEADrest!!
            elodeon puts anvil on top of Flatty's head
            Flatty falls on the floor laughing
            Flatty balances it
   elodeon: it falls
     scope: Flatty, are you done yet?
    Flatty: on scope
    Flatty: scope -- nah :)
     scope: how much longer?
    Flatty: of what?
    Flatty: my insanity? that's perminant
    Flatty: or perminen
    Flatty: t
    Flatty: whichever.

--
-#494-

    Flatty: hector, divine if I should call girl #1
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Dumb question.  Ask another,' Flatty
   elodeon: hah
    Flatty: hector, divine if I should call girl #2?
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'Reply Hazy, Try Again,' Flatty
   elodeon: haha
    Flatty: hector, divine if there's a girl #3??
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Sure,' Flatty
    Flatty: ooo... SPICY!

--
-#493-

//talking about the merits of shaving one's lower sections

     forge: Flatty, look at it this way:
     forge: Girl's giving you a bj and all of a sudden your hair tickles her nose and she sneezes.
     forge: *Ah Ah Ah Ah-CHOOOOOOMMMMPPP!!!!"

//edited slightly for continuity.  :)  funny, funny stuff :)

--
-#492-

Flatty: I AIN'T NO FREAKIN' MALE PORN STAR!!
Flatty: I value my pubes!

--
-#491-

           Akula prides himself on being able to make good wookie noises
  Akula: its on my resume
  Akula: right between former EV Banter and Brawl Moderator and Galatic Commander of 40:15 in
Planetarion
  Akula: yes
  Akula: I'll have no problem getting a job

--
-#490-

BruceClassic: its sorta like Naked Night, but we call ourselves Bruce instead of taking our clothes
off

--
-#489-

heh. everyone's named bruce..

http://spl.killbots.com/bruce.jpg

--
-#488-

forge: New term for anything sexually disturbing:  forgasm

--
-#487-

  Slug1337: spell "gnu dung" backwards
      Anon: spell "a man a plan a canal panama" backwards
  Slug1337: "lepers repel"
  Slug1337: "racecar"
  Slug1337: "A toyota"
      Anon: madam I'm adam
  Slug1337: "rats live on no evil star"
      Anon: able was I ere I saw elba
  Slug1337: "tuna nut"
  Slug1337: "evil olive"
*** DeAdBoY (JohnL@166-pppold-its.caltech.edu) has joined channel #ev3
      Anon: radar
  Slug1337: "sex at noon taxes"
  Slug1337: "man, oprah's sharp on AM"
      Anon: egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
  Slug1337: "never odd or even"
      Anon: bah, I'm out
  Slug1337: I win :D

--
-#486-
//  kinda long but funny

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_486 ]

--
-#485-

// commenting on http://www.terminal34.com/images/imac2.jpg

forge: It looks like a nun that's fallen after being shot in the back.

// we all agreed that the styling needed a lot of work

--
-#484-

Some interrupting content edited... ElG7 

JG: I'm going to throttle this retarted stapler....
JG: Ah, frag!
             ElGuapo7 watches hector make amorous advances toward JG's stapler
             ElGuapo7 watches hector enjoy the stapler's tender ministrations
  ElGuapo7: no, I'm not writing a dirty story

--
-#483-

GlueBubble: seen moki?
    hector: moki was last seen on IRC 10 seconds ago, saying: moki sucks [Wed Mar 28 00:21:05
2001]

// the funny thing is, it's completely true!  :grin:

--
-#482-

Akula: I have sensitive skin and an overactive imagination

--
-#481-

Flatty: the only reason I shower is to experience the orgasm in a bottle known as "herbal essences"
:)

--
-#480-

* Amory has totally seen penis

// Out of context, but so what?


--
-#479-

<nickshanks> how do i get PHP turned on in apache?
<anatole> beh
<anatole> meh
<anatole> neh
<anatole> i dunno
<nickshanks> oh yeah, i'll beh-meh neh it, of course!
<anatole> uh, try using your magik
*nickshanks waves his magic wand
<anatole> heh
<nickshanks> passers by complain and ring the police
*nickshanks goes to get Pot Noodle
//This was random lunch-chatter.  Pay no attention, and do not seek to confront the beh-meh-neh
followers ever again! -Anatole

--
-#478-

             Grybs is now extremely angry with his ISP.
  Akula: what happen
    Grybs: they set me up the bomb
    Grybs: i loose signal
    Grybs: main screen turned off
  Akula: heh
  Akula: move every Ping
  Akula: for great bandwith
    Grybs: 37.5% of my base are belong to them.
  Akula: They should be proud

--
-#477-

Slug1337: country?

hector: I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked...

--
-#476-

<Yoda> hector, what the **** are you smoking?
<hector> yoda: wish i knew

--
-#475-

    pstan: sheeeeeeeeep
    pstan: sheeeeeeeeep!
    pstan: asian SHEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
       GP: asian sheep?
    pstan: its gona eat meeeeeee!
       GP: racsist pig!
       GP: ;)
    pstan: whaere!
    pstan: heh
ShadeBlue: pstan is big pimpin those asian sheep :P

--
-#474-

SecretChimp: I'm afraid that forge is going to refer me to "chix with dix" sites

--
-#473-

 DisKushUn: whassup everybody!
 DisKushUn: I just came second place in a freestyling contest!
 DisKushUn: Is anyone there?
 DisKushUn: seen anyone
    hector: anyone was last seen on IRC 7 days, 15 hours, 23 minutes and 16 seconds ago, saying: no,
I haven't seen anyone [Sun Mar 18 23:40:32 2001]
 DisKushUn: heh..damn.

--
-#472-

Gildor: since when did this become #gay

--
-#471-

forge: I prefer being shot at with real guns.
forge: More sporting that way.

--
-#470-
oasa: Nic - will that be in may, or JulY?
 Nic: umm
 Nic: whichever come first
oasa: heh, how helpful nic
 Nic: heh
 Nic: well I don't know

--
-#469-

DisKushUn: I've smoked more reefa's than you've beaten off over your granney you whiney little
streak of piss.

--
-#468-

// I swear that there is something we don't know about Hector

        pstan (MEEEEEEEEE@hobax1-041.dialup.optusnet.com.au) has joined the channel
 pstan: BAH!
Gildor: heya phill
 pstan: haya
 pstan: hows you legs?
 pstan: there not imoral anymore?
Gildor: my legs?
hector: gildor, your legs are knackered
 pstan: heh
Gildor: ahhh
Gildor: thankee hector.

--
-#467-

<Weepul884> it's 2:12 am where I am :P  so there'd better be someone here to give me a quick
opinion on my 2 new graphics so I can get some sleep
//Grand Pause...
<Weepul884> I take it nobody is here?
<Weepul884> hector, are you here?
<hector> weepul884: i don't know
//There actually wasn't anybody "there"...amazing.

--
-#466-

shayborg: You have no chance to survive make your time
shayborg: You are on the way to destruction
shayborg: buwahahaha
Akula: Move every BLAT
Akula: for great lameness

--
-#465-

Akula: heh, we have some dorks in this channel, hhehehe

--
-#464-

SK: akula: my friend thought you were a girl

--
-#463-

// The things you learn....

<Amethyst> hector, divine whether you hate me for stealing your job
<Ubermann> good bot
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'Ask me if I care,' Amethyst
<arazon> heeh
<Amethyst> bah
<hector> Bah yourself!
<Amethyst> he doesnt care, then
<Ubermann> hector, divine whether I am your favorite
* hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
<hector> It says 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow,' Ubermann
<Ubermann> er....thanx, I think

--
-#462-

*** SK (gavin@ip22.schiller-park9.il.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined channel #ev3
 ShadeBlue: predicts SK will join soon
       Nic: Hi SK
 ShadeBlue: oh I'm good :)
 ShadeBlue: hey SK
     scope: lol

--
-#461-

//  from one of my "happier" (read, higher) moments on the computer... irrelivant parts removed...

     scope: something smells funny.  maybe the sausages were bad or something....yes...maybe the
sausages...
       Nic: ahh
       Nic: ok
 ShadeBlue: heh
     scope: cutting off apendages...
     scope: oww....
     scope: i'm gonna shut my fingers in the door...
 ShadeBlue: why?
     scope: Who let the ducks out? Quack Quack Quack. Who let the ducks out? Quack Quack Quack.
 ShadeBlue: you ashamed of yourself for biting me?
     scope: I LET THE DUCKS OUT!  AND I"M GONNA EAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM!
     scope: i wonder what i'm going to do tommorrow...
     scope: maybe i'll wet my pants...yes...wet my pants....
 ShadeBlue: good luck
     scope: wet my pants for fun all day...wet my pants for fun all day...

--
-#460-

//Proving your preconcived notions wrong ;P

hector: Nic, divine whether #ev3 is the wierdest place
        Nic shakes the psychic black sphere...
Nic: It says 'Very Doubtful', hector.

--
-#459-

                  *** forge is now known as Bicurious_George
                  * Gildor fears
       ShadeBlue: heh
                  * Ubermann runs
Bicurious_George: What?
Bicurious_George: You act like you've never seen a monkey in latex before.

--
-#458-

forge goes around with a tin cup mumbling "Girls for the poor, girls for the poor."

--
-#457-

            * ShadeBlue notes frandall and pipeboi seem to be on #ev3 less.. could this mean, *gasp*
they're actually.. working!? ;)
nickshanks: 'nah, they're just down the boozer
 ShadeBlue: ah, I see

--
-#456-

// edited as not to insult people. You know who you are

   Gildor: hector, divine if I should work on an IP filter for the quote archive?
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'You wish,' Gildor
    scope: why IP filter?
DisKushUn: Does anyone here like Trip Hop or Dance music?
   Gildor: scope: to stop certain people (read, **********) from spamming it again
      Nic: ahhh
    scope: lol
           * Gildor grrs
DisKushUn: Ah..*****...what a strange guy..
   Gildor: strange is not the word I would use
    scope: lol
Captain_Orne: heh
      Nic: obnoxious?
Captain_Orne: quite right
      Nic: noxious?
DisKushUn: lol
    scope: lol
    scope: that's a funny word...

--
-#455-

// this isn't edited at all...            
            Nic returns
            pstan HEADBUTS nic
            Nic headbuts hector
            hector falls over
       Nic: Got you!
    hector: aaaaaaaaargh! it hurts!            
     scope shoots AAAPlayer, Anon, basilisk, Chamrin, hector, moki, Nic, nicias, pstan, Skunks,
thresher and zambezi!
     scope: HAH!
     scope: got you all
     scope: :-)
 AAAPlayer: ouch
            Nic smax0rs scope
            Nic dies

--
-#454-

*** SK (gavin@ip93.schiller-park8.il.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined channel #ev3
            mirror waves 
            Nic greets SK
     scope: Hey, SK.  Sup?
        SK: damnit
     scope: what?
*** Signoff: SK (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
     scope: he must have seen peer right before he was attacked...

--
-#453-

// I have edited myself (Nic) from this because it was irrelevant.
   Lobster: problems?
    hector: You got the most problmz of anyone, biznatch.
   Lobster: hector, shut up
            hector duct-tapes his beak shut
   Lobster: good
    hector: well, good is bad
   Lobster: uhh, no.
    hector: I say yes!
   Lobster: hector, no, dammit.
    hector: Ugh, learn to spell.
   Lobster: dammit?
    hector: Ugh, learn to spell.
   Lobster: damnit?
    hector: Good spelling, Lobster!
   Lobster: someone is a dumbass. :p

--
-#452-

* mirror gets hungry thinking of dairy queen

--
-#451-

ShadeBlue: hector, divine whether fallenstar's lameness factor is greater than or less than 5
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Who cares,' ShadeBlue
 ShadeBlue: ah, good point

--
-#450-

oasa: im a big fat loser and i like to molest cats!
Anatole: I'm a skinny little loser and I get molested by cats.
arazon: okay, step away slowly

// we did switch nicks...

--
-#449-

Anatole: scope taste good!
scope: Don't I?

--
-#448-

<moki> mmmmmmmmm
<moki> man, I love worchestershire sauce

--
-#447-

-*oasa*- FINGER  :me? :idle 7 seconds
-*oasa*- FINGER  :me? :idle 9 seconds
-*oasa*- FINGER  :me? :idle 10 seconds
      oasa: stop fingering me!
       Nic: heh
            scope fingers oasa
      oasa: hm, that sounded bad...
     scope: that sounds wrong...
            Nic goes to quote archive
     scope: i was gonna say that

--
-#446-

scope: holy crap...why won't my nose stop bleeding?
 Jergason: somebody beat you up? :)
scope: no
*** Jergason is now known as Dr
scope: it's just started
scope: Dr, help me
*** Dr is now known as DrLaura
   DrLaura: there
     Gruff: hello
   DrLaura: ahh, I cant remember what she sounds like
     Gruff: drlaura i have a problem
   DrLaura: whats your problem?
*** [EVA]scope is now known as Dr
        Dr: hmm...
*** Dr is now known as Dr_Nick
   Dr_Nick: Hi everybody
     Gruff: Dr, i have a problem
   Dr_Rick: yes?
   Dr_Rick: a lump on your balls?
   Dr_Nick: you're supposed to say "hi dr nick"
     Gruff: my between them
   DrLaura: ouch
*** Dr_Nick is now known as scope
   DrLaura: cut them off
     Gruff: it's this stumpy little thing above them
     Gruff: i think it's a snake
   DrLaura: ahhhh, that thing
scope: STOP THE BLEEDING!!!
     Gruff: i have looked in books and apparently it's a one eyed spitting cobra
scope: lol
   DrLaura: i reccommend soaking is in water for seveall days untill it it shrinks
     Gruff: :)
   Dr_Rick: the one eyed are much more dangerous than the 2 eyed...
   DrLaura: if all is well, it will fall off
   Dr_Rick: cause they have worse aim :p
     Gruff: oh yeas
   DrLaura: hehe
      oasa: ./kick #ev DrLaura I hate you an your kind
     Gruff: it doesn't spit venom either
scope: lol
      oasa: can someone op me?
scope: missed, oasa
   DrLaura: hehe
*** DrLaura is now known as Jergason

--
-#445-

// this is taken out of context...well...not really

scope: ewwww...sticky keyboard...

--
-#444-

scope: hector, quotes?
*** Signoff: [V|TSG-SL]5th (Broken pipe)
scope: hector, quote?
scope: hector, quote
scope: QUOTE, DAMN YOU, QUOTE!!!
scope: oh, he's not here.  Well, aren't i just an ass?  :-)

--
-#443-

Wills: bad world
Joolz: man oh man
            Wills goes off in search of peter pan
Joolz: they are getting more and more sensitive about those threats
Joolz: wills - just straight on till morning, or wahtever..
Wills: hehe
scope: tap your heels together...no wait...that's the witch thing...
Joolz: lol

--
-#442-

Jormungand: hector, pole?
hector: pole is something you shove up someone's ass when they misspell 'poll'.
shayborg: hector, stfu
hector: Why don't you shut the **** up.

--
-#441-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_441 ]

--
-#440-

     Akula: hector, divine if I will go now
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'Eat more cheese, then ask again,' Akula
     Akula: hmm
            Akula eats cheese
     Akula: hector, divine if I will go now
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'Outlook Not So Good,' Akula
     Akula: hmm
nickshanks: oh well - look slike your staying here
     Akula: Akula, divine if I will go now
            Akula shakes the psychic black sphere...
     Akula: It says 'Yes', Akula
*** Signoff: Akula (Quit: Sku Sku!)


--
-#439-

Anatole: im a all-american jerk....

--
-#438-

Anatole: sexual deviants are neet

--
-#437-

pstan: its not my falt i was boarn with my mouth on my forehead

--
-#436-

    Pring: moki: are you or are you not an AI?
     moki: yes
    Pring: thought as much
     oasa: that's a pretty damn good answer moki
    Pring: one word answers and random quotes :)
    Pring: ah well.. you been patented yet?
     moki: the answer is unclear
   Gildor: heh
    Pring: hehe
StoryStar: heh
    Pring: moki, translate to french will this crash you?
     moki: don't bet on it
     oasa: moki, does thaumaturgy.log only show up if you've pirated something?
    Pring: "that is cloudy"
   Gildor: "eat some cheese and try again, oasa"
StoryStar: moki, are we a bunch of lifeless jerks?
     moki: without a doubt

// when asked later about this, hector replied with the following:

Lobster: hector, divine if you are a bot
         * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
 hector: It says 'You wish,' Lobster
 Gildor: hector, divine whether moki is a bot
         * hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
 hector: It says 'It Is Decidedly So,' Gildor

// we leave it to you, the visitor to work it out...

--
-#435-

            * Gildor smax0rs oasa with an empty can
            * Gildor cans oasa with an empty smax0r
StPatricia: lol
      oasa: you are drunk
       Nic: lol!
            * Ubermann snickers
    Gildor: very slightly


--
-#434-

// St. Patrick's Day, I'm part Irish, go figure...

 Gildor: hector, am I drunk?
 hector: gildor: i don't know
 Gildor: Hmmm... neither do I ... this is good

--
-#433-

Jormungand: lobster?
hector: LOB-STER STICKS TO MAG-NET!!!

--
-#432-

Jormungand: hector, hector?
hector: mm.. pickled brain..

--
-#431-

Anatole: Whee!
Anatole:  Wow...that's an overused line-quote-idea...
oasa: heh

// Admin's note: although oasa denies that he said this... go figure...

--
-#430-

Lobster glances at anatole
4:04 PM:    Lobster: hehe
4:04 PM:    Anatole: heh, yeah
4:04 PM:    Anatole: what?
4:04 PM:    Anatole: ?
4:04 PM: *** Signoff: Anon (Write Error: Connection reset by peer)
4:04 PM:    Lobster: keyboard commands rule
4:04 PM:    Anatole: SURE
4:04 PM:    Anatole: what-ever!
4:04 PM:    Anatole: keyboards are for losers.  telepathy is definitly the way to go.
4:04 PM:    Anatole: ;)

--
-#429-

 forge: Damn you.
       * Gildor feels damned
Gildor: oooh... soooo soft :)


--
-#428-

 forge: I gots me an idea about NOVA I want you to put into the game!!
syntax: heh
        * syntax fears
 forge: How abouts if you just make it so I can just scan myself in as a ship and then use cell
phones as weapons?!?!?
 forge: That would be cool!!!
syntax: heh
 forge: Ugh.
 forge: Shoot me if I ever end up doing that.

--
-#427-

        * Gildor sits and waits for matt to say something profound
syntax: something profound
syntax: :P

--
-#426-

<hector> hmm... anatole is my god
<anatole> what kind of idiot said that?
<hector> i haven't a clue, anatole
//(Anatole) I have no idea why I posted this...It makes me sound bad!

--
-#425-

      oasa: the US refuses to take any EU beef
      oasa: lo
      oasa: l
 ShadeBlue: true
  Ubermann: heh
  Ubermann: The US won't take any of Europe's bull

--
-#424-

            * GlueBubble does homework, according to his principles
nickshanks: GB has principals?!
nickshanks: -ples
    Gildor: nick: aye, we call them headteachers over here
    Gildor: :)
nickshanks: lol
    Gildor: GB: one question tho.... according you your principle's what?

--
-#423-

6:39 PM:     Akula: hector, 2+7+4
6:39 PM:    hector: 13
6:39 PM:     Akula: thanks hector
6:41 PM:    oasa: akula needs to go back to kindergarten :)
6:41 PM:     Akula: no
6:41 PM:     Akula: I don't need to know how to add anymore, I got calculators and infobots

--
-#422-

*** Anatole (Keeperofs@216.48.238.161) joined #ev3
  Anatole: skools out
  Anatole: going home!
*** Anatole has signed off (Quit: )

--
-#421-

  Data44: asterix and obelix action! wehee, better than going to the movies
  Data44: :)
XSheppoX: hehe
  Data44: ok
XSheppoX: sound slike some crazy porn you've got there...
          * XSheppoX runs
  Data44: HAHA]
          * Gildor raises an eyebrow


--
-#420-

   forge: And thus we fade out, as SMachine approaches a cat while wearing nothing but a smile and
some fish paste.
  Metzen: LIGHTS!
  Metzen: OUT!
   forge: Nah, let them be together in the dark.
SMachine: ah
   forge: Good!
  Metzen: done already SMachine?
   forge: Yeah there Quickdraw, done yet?
   forge: Metzen's waiting for his turn.
  Metzen: After you forge ;)
  Metzen: I insist
   forge: Nah, no sloppy seconds for me.
   forge: I'll wait till tomorrow.
  Metzen: Well.  I'm going to get a fresh cat then...
          *** Signoff: Amory (Quit: Ummm)
  Metzen: er...
  Metzen: Pussy I mean.
  Metzen: err...
  Metzen: Whatever
          forge watches Metzen dig a big-ass litter box.

--
-#419-

forge has two buttocks.
Metzen: Metzen has 2 hands
DeAdBoY: ok then

--
-#418-

// after checking the counter stats...

* Gildor wonders why typing "Nude models art class" into google returns the quote archive

--
-#417-

    oasa: down with pants
    oasa: up with skirts
    oasa: wait a minute
    oasa: that sounded wrong

--
-#416-

// quoted totally out of context, but nm...

* Asc gives it to forge

--
-#415-

WildernessOfStone: Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem

--
-#414-

 notoasa: forge?
            hector pukes at the thought of forge or or his own groin.
   notoasa: hehe
   Anatole: heh

--
-#413-

//an argument about name length... 
SK: i have the shortest name here that still makes sense
*** SK is now known as _
         _: heh
         _: this is great
*** Nic is now known as {-
        {-:  
*** {- is now known as Nic
         _: hehe
*** oasa is now known as `
       Nic: lol
         `: haha
*** _ is now known as SK
         `: I take up less pixels than you
        SK: oh nuts
        SK: darnit
*** Nic is now known as {-
        SK: *** . :Erroneus Nickname
        {-: karma me
    hector: {- has karma of 4
        SK: hehe
*** {- is now known as Nic
        SK: nuts
*** SK is now known as oasa

--
-#412-

//we DO know the alphabet. I swear it on this quote.
  Nic: *** A_B_C_D_E_F #ev3 :Cannot change to a banned nickname
*** Starkiller is now known as oasa
*** SK is now known as lookitmeicansing
lookitmeic: abcdefg,
lookitmeic: hijkmnop
lookitmeic: qrs,
lookitmeic: tuv,
      oasa: tuv
      oasa: wyzy
lookitmeic: wx,
       Nic: wxyz
lookitmeic: y and z
      oasa: or something like that
      oasa: :)
       Nic: heh

--
-#411-

// yet another event caused by people being over-tired...

           * Gildor decides 01.26 == bedtime
   Gildor: later all
  Anatole: heh
  Anatole: bye
ShadeBlue: cya
ShadeBlue: g'night gildor
  Anatole: heh!~
           * Gildor waits for download to finish off
    Pring: night gildor
    Pring: i will be joining you soon
    Pring: not in your bed
  Anatole: scope: be glad you weren't here to watch it happen!
ShadeBlue: uh
    Pring: but in mine
    Pring: which is so fine
ShadeBlue: heh
           * Gildor takes several steps away from pring
ShadeBlue: you're both going to pring's bed?
ShadeBlue: you got a prob with gildor's bed?
  Anatole: brit perverts!
ShadeBlue: or just you switch each night?
  Anatole: i gtg
    forge: You guys can borrow my bed.
ShadeBlue: cya
  Anatole: suick
    Pring: grr
           * C_S begins to wallow in his self pity
           * Gildor wants to know what's wrong with his bed
    Pring: I sleep only with my gf or my teddy bear :D
ShadeBlue: heh
           * forge wants to know what's so good about Pring's bed.
    Pring: gildor: too near your parents room :D
   Gildor: pring: bloody oath
ShadeBlue: so that's why your teddy bear is "holy
ShadeBlue: "
    Pring: forge: my electric blanket has been on for the last 4 horus
           * Gildor BLATs Shade
    forge: What a coincidence!  I only sleep with Pring's girlfriend or teddy bear too!

// ..at which point, the log has been censored

--
-#410-

Anatole: forge: I AM NOT NAKED!

--
-#409-

  C_S wonders how much trouble i'd get in if I just left home and stayed out for 3 days
      oasa: a  helluva lot
   Anatole: a bunch...maybe
   Anatole: TRY IT!
     forge: Dunno, where you planning on spending the nights?
       C_S: well, it's either that or miss all of my spring break
       C_S: friend's house
     forge: Dumpsters work well, they conserve heat during the day that can be used to warm you at
night.
     forge: Or a friend's house is good.
      oasa: what happens when they get dumped?
     forge: oasa, never experienced that.
       C_S: i dunno
     forge: And I hope I never do, I'd laugh so hard I'd die.
      oasa: so you're saying all dumpsters teleport the dump out?

--
-#408-

   * Gildor envisions #ev3 full of people screaming 'kick me, C_S, kick me!!!'
   * Gildor shudders

--
-#407-

forge: Gildor, I'd just go out with Akula to hold him down and shave his head.

--
-#406-

oasa: you're such a hottie, gildor
          Gildor blushes


--
-#405-

  oasa: yay, nightwing is gone
        Nightwing (Nightwing@modem-9.owl.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined the channel
  oasa: doh
Gildor: no such luck :)

--
-#404-

Strider: sorry i gotta go
*** Strider has left #ev3
*** Strider (JS@ip215.schiller-park8.il.pub-ip.psi.net) joined #ev3
Strider: ok, i was just lying

--
-#403-

forge: hell, for all I know I might have pictures of sparks' dick somewhere on one of my other
comps.


--
-#402-

forge: Great, Akula and Plato doing scat action in his room.
forge: Just what I don't need to hear about.

--
-#401-

ElGuapo7: ever had a camel whanger?

--
-#400-

            forge doesn't care.
            scope does
            forge doesn't.
            scope does
            forge still doesn't.
            scope does
            forge really still doesn't.
            scope does
            Amory is rivitted
            scope does
            forge doth not.
            scope does
            forge still doth not.
            scope does
            forge doth not care about thee, knave!.
            Amory wonders how this plot will unfold

--
-#399-

8:33 pm:             nickshanks wonders why the french call deodorant "toilet water"
8:34 pm: nickshanks: 'cos I wouldn't spray toilet water on my body
8:35 pm: FallenStar: heh
8:35 pm: FallenStar: aresol deodorant?
8:35 pm: FallenStar: I use a solid
8:36 pm: nickshanks: i do occasionally, when i really stink
8:36 pm: nickshanks: ;-)
8:36 pm: FallenStar: heh
8:37 pm: FallenStar: I'll switch over to gel eventually
8:38 pm: nickshanks: after puberty?
8:38 pm:     Metzen: heh...   the deoderant I wear is commonly mistaken for cologne.
8:38 pm: FallenStar: heh, I'm going through it as we speak
8:38 pm:      scope: kids...
8:38 pm: FallenStar: Once I grow some armpit hair, I'm going to switch over
8:38 pm:     Metzen: no kiddin
8:39 pm: nickshanks: arrrgh: images of FallenStar's balls dropping
8:39 pm: nickshanks: get out of my mind
8:39 pm:      scope: if you needed to know that, raise your hand
8:39 pm:     Balanx: Armpit hair is most fearsome.
8:39 pm:             Balanx raises his hand!
8:39 pm:      scope: eww
8:39 pm: FallenStar: me points to crotch
8:39 pm:      scope: pedophile
8:39 pm:      scope: ...
8:39 pm: FallenStar: My balls have dropped already
8:40 pm:      scope: as have mine
8:40 pm:      Pring: oh that's lovely
8:40 pm:      scope: but we don't need to know it
8:40 pm: nickshanks: oh look it's not raining
8:40 pm: nickshanks: (trying desperatly to change subject)
8:40 pm:             Balanx assumes his have, although he didn't notice it happening...
8:40 pm:     Metzen: What's everyone's favorite song?
8:40 pm:      scope: how about that local sports team?
8:40 pm:      Pring: yeah likewise
8:40 pm:       moki: cute
8:40 pm:      Pring: i can't remember my first pube :D
8:40 pm:      Pring: uh oh bad time to say that
8:40 pm:       Anon: stop it
8:41 pm:             Pring runs from moki's wrath against the immaturity
8:41 pm:     Balanx: They seem to be hanging fairly low, and the copious quantities of hair growing
on my body suggest that I'm well on my way... =D


--
-#398-

*** Signoff: Woohoo (Quit: g'night)
*** Signoff: C_S (Quit: Need another Sean Connery quote.)
*** Signoff: Chamrin (Client closed connection)
*** Signoff: kine_away (Quit: *poof*)
*** Signoff: nicias (Client closed connection)
GlueBubble: And we watch as those who cannot handle #ev3 slowly fade out...
      moki: heh

--
-#397-

frandall: ...and just how do they plan to crack down on this 'evil' epidemic?
   Anatole: they'll summon the magic demons out of hell with the help of Mephistos, lord of EMail
   Anatole: <sarcasm>
  frandall: sheesh

--
-#396-

Gildor feels Grybs'

/* Though in his defence, he slipped with the return key. */

--
-#395-

//minor edits for continuity/spelling/grammar

            kinescope thwacks Weepul with a smudge.
     Grybs: Wise choice
 Weepul884: lol, waitasec
Durandal_7: nooooooooooo!
 Weepul884: you're not idiotbox!
            kinescope reaches for his stash of smudge grenades.
            Weepul884 ducks
 Weepul884: cya sometime....eek!
            Durandal_7400 runs from I_b and his smudge weaponry
*** Signoff: Weepul884 (Quit: ...and the logic, the reason floated out to sea in the boat of sanity,
leaving behind a vast emptiness full of everything...)
            kinescope opens a can of smudgeass.
Durandal_7: lol
            kinescope smears everything in sight.
            kinescope smudges some things not in sight, just to be sure he's gotten everything in
sight.
            Durandal_7400 throws several windex grenades around the channel
            kinescope ducks behind a smudged wall.
            kinescope removes his smudgerocket launcher from his back pocket.
            kinescope arms it.
            kinescope pops up, fires, ducks down, reloads, rinses and repeats.
            Durandal_7400 throws a windex grenade into the barrel
*** Signoff: sitharus (Quit: * sitharus ducks out of the smudgewar)
            Balanx sighs, shrugs, and cleans up your smudge.
            Durandal_7400 sets the timer on the windex nuke and teleports out
            kinescope launches smudge ICBMs at Balanx
            kinescope launches several at Durandal
            Durandal_7400 teleports out of range

--
-#394-

       * Grybs lights his anus.
Grybs: OUCH!
       * Grybs puts out the resulting flames and applies cream.
Grybs: Ahhh...


--
-#393-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_393 ]

--
-#392-

        * Pring returns and dances
        * Pring hasn't been paying attention to this channel
 Pring: spank me! :D
Gildor: erm, no thanks
 Pring: dammit
 Pring: i'll have to pay to be spanked now :)
        * pstan witholds coment
 Pring: Spanking always kills the conversation

// and I always said that the scots were weird...


--
-#391-

/* Edited for continuity */

      moki: whee
     Grybs: moki, hail.
     Grybs: So moki - just a little mindless spam, or are you gonna follow that "whee" up with
something? ;)
  Ubermann: I think he left it rather nicely :)
     Grybs: It could be developed.
  Ubermann: yes...there is definitely potential
     Grybs: Hmm...

--
-#390-

//problems with multiple answer factoids...
       Nic: food?
            hector doesn't give a rat's arse about Nic
//several seconds pass...
       Nic: erm
       Nic: hey!
       Nic: hector just insulted me!
       Nic: grr.

--
-#389-

 ElGuapo7: oh, and grybs?
     Grybs: jah?
  ElGuapo7: you misspelled "genitalia"!
     Grybs: I know.
  ElGuapo7: but you fixed it in the quotes
     Grybs: I respelt it for the quotes archive. ;)
  ElGuapo7: oh?
     Grybs: I know.

--
-#388-

/* Edited for continuity. */

            ElGuapo7 juggles hector's sphere
  ElGuapo7: I can use this better than that bot
     Grybs: ElGuapo7, divine whether moki is a good master to hector.
            ElGuapo7 waves his hands over his ball
  ElGuapo7: wait, that doesn't sound right
            Grybs laughs.
     Grybs: Excellent.
  ElGuapo7: hector is a good master to moki
            Grybs watches ElGuapo7 fondling his genitalia.

--
-#387-

/* This makes me look bad.
   Why am I posting it? */

     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Yeah, and I'm the Pope,' Grybs
     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'THIS SPACE FOR RENT,' Grybs
     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'You May Rely On It,' Grybs
  ElGuapo7: ow
     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'Without a Doubt,' Grybs
  ElGuapo7: better
     Grybs: Better.
     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'NOT,' Grybs
  ElGuapo7: great
     Grybs: worse.
     Grybs: Hector, divine my sex appeal
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'You May Rely On It,' Grybs
     Grybs: There we go.
     Grybs: ;)
            hector winks
     Grybs: I think he fancies me.
            Grybs is afraid.

--
-#386-

 ElGuapo7: hey all!
    Gildor: greetings, ElGuapo7
    Gildor: Agh, not you!
             Gildor screams
  ElGuapo7: make up your mind, Gillygan! :)
             Gildor BLATs ElGuano

--
-#385-

 ElGuapo7: hector, divine Gildor's IQ
             hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'NOT,' ElGuapo7
  ElGuapo7: figures...

--
-#384-

 ElGuapo7: what that address you want me to see?
     Grybs: http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3_quotes.php <-- I think.
  ElGuapo7: ah
     Grybs: oops.
     Grybs: http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php <-- I think.
  ElGuapo7: make up your mind! :)

--
-#383-

     Grybs: What about the atmos jerks? ;)

--
-#382-

// gah, one more, but it's good...

Gildor: hector, divine whether grybs actually has a girlfriend.
        * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
hector: It says 'That's ridiculous,' Gildor

--
-#381-

// well, it seems hector knows a good browser when he sees one :)

evilCappy: hector, divine if Grybs is using Internet Explorer
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Oh, please,' evilCappy

--
-#380-

// from banter + brawl, but I really could not resist...

    ** In 2001 A.D.
    ** Spam Was Beginning
Secret Chimp: What happen?
October Fost: Someone set up us the spam
  Jormungand: We get email.
Secret Chimp: What!
  Jormungand: Main screen turn on.
Secret Chimp: It's you?!
       foo12: How are you gentlemen!!
       foo12: All your karma points are belong to us.
       foo12: You are on the way to ban.
Secret Chimp: What you say!!
       foo12: You have no chance to post, make your time.
       foo12: Ha Ha Ha ... 
  Jormungand: Secret Chimp!
Secret Chimp: Take off every 'zig'!!
  Jormungand: You know what you're doing!
Secret Chimp: Move 'zig'.
Secret Chimp: For great spamming.

--
-#379-

     Grybs: Oh, go join #spam, you idiots.

--
-#378-

            Grybs is begining a passionate love affair with PHP.
     Grybs: ;)

--
-#377-

depressed_: hello?
            hector greets the newcomer to the channel kindly.
depressed_: hector, be quiet
            hector gets lost before depressed_invertabrate totally freaks at him...
depressed_: that's better

--
-#376-

depressed_: Hector, no
    hector: I say yes!
depressed_: Hector, no!
    hector: Yes!
depressed_: Hector, NOOO!
    hector: YESSS!
depressed_: Hector, NOOOOOO!!!!!!
    hector: YESSSSSS!!!!!!

--
-#375-

//  Hehe...and they say modesty is a virtue ;)
            GlueBubble hides ircle
  skyblade: bye
            GlueBubble logs what nasty comments are said behind his back ;)
  XSheppoX: what an idiot that gluebubble guy is
  XSheppoX: don't you agree skyblade?
            skyblade agrees
  XSheppoX: i can't wait to see th elook on his face when we firebomb his house
  XSheppoX: pity he won't be alive for long after that
  XSheppoX: it'd be nice to see him so humiliated
FallenStar: hmmm
  skyblade: yeah
*** Typhoon (Typhoon@cable-65-16-237-24.juneau.ak.net) has joined channel #ev3
            Typhoon waves
            skyblade would like to beat him with a crowbar.
  skyblade: that would be fun.
  skyblade: hey Typhoon.
  XSheppoX: i want to smash his skull in with my vegan boots
   Typhoon: you wish to beat me with a crowbar?
  XSheppoX: yo typhoon
  XSheppoX: no, gluebubble
   Typhoon: wew
  XSheppoX: he's hidden irc so we can say whatever we want about him
   Typhoon: heh
            *skyblade distributes porn on GB's hotline server...
            *Typhoon recieves
            *XSheppoX puts up a list am ambrosia registration codes
  skyblade: heh
            *Typhoon puts up nude pics of Andrew Welch
Lobster: moki is a celebrity for all the wrong reasons, sometimes
      moki: how so?
GlueBubble: moki: look up :grin:
      moki: it's not my fault I'm well-hung


--
-#374-

oasa: moral of the story: don't eat glaçe pring, especially hot ones

// we baked Pringlis, nuff said.
// mmmm, pring and custard -- fit for a king... :)

--
-#373-

  * pstan pokes anon with stick
  * Anon pokes the stick with pstan

--
-#372-

           * ShadeBlue needs to be milked, uh wait...
ShadeBlue: ;)
ShadeBlue: moooo
    Akula: very well
           * Akula gets the milk bucket
           * Gildor thinks: Shade... male.... milked... female.... HUH????
ShadeBlue: heh, j/k
   Gildor: shade == female?? ;)

--
-#371-

/* The Perils of Hector, Part I
Unfortunate side-effect of setting factoids like mine... */

     Grybs: Where am I?
            hector sacrifices Grybs to this fallen God, creating a pleasant odour as Grybs burns
upon the unholy flames. 
     Grybs: thanks, hector.
    hector: Grybs: de rien

/* The damn thing sacrificed me to myself. Not fun. */


--
-#370-

// after yet -another- divining session...

* Gildor draws circle on wall, labels it 'apply head here' and follows instructions

--
-#369-

nickshanks: desi? who is that
    Gildor: you'd know her better as Zelda -- ASW boardie
            * nickshanks would like a nickname lookup like GameRanger has
    Gildor: we do
    Gildor: watch
    Gildor: desi?
    hector: i heard desi was the mindless interjecter. or Zelda. Nighty night all. :)
    Gildor: thankyou
            * nickshanks is humbled
            * Gildor grins
    Gildor: have a cracker.
    hector: *squawk* thank-you Gildor
    Gildor: not you, I was talking to nick
nickshanks: *squawk* thank-you Gildor
            * Gildor pats nick on the head
    Gildor: good boy

--
-#368-

If Gildor supplied us with a lot of different thumbnails that we could abuse, the world would be a
much better place....

(OctoberFost on Just Chat)


--
-#367-

/* hehe, a bit of amusing bot revelations...long, but funny :) */

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_367 ]

--
-#366-

forge: I have the munchies and there aren't many girls popping into here.

--
-#365-

forge: Can you pick it up, it rolled over by your feet this time.
       * oasa gets the carpet too
forge: Cool, thanks.
       * forge rools it up again and drops it in.
 oasa: your member deserves a red one every time it rolls out ;)
forge: *rolls
       * forge decides putting on pants would be a good idea.
forge: "Thank you for not being perky."

--
-#364-

        * forge runs over Gildor in his minivan.
Gildor: yeek!
        * Gildor borrows friend's range-rover
Gildor: you try it, punk :)
        * forge gets a flatbed tow truck from work.
 forge: Vrrrrrom!
        * ShadeBlue gets moki's old humvee
        * Gildor disappears to find centurion tank
        * oasa runs you over with his tricycle

--
-#363-

// talking about an image Moki was making

  moki: Hector manages to make it into everything, doesn't he?
hector: i haven't a clue, moki
  moki: that evil bastard
  moki: yes you do!
  moki: you know it!
  moki: admit it, hector!

--
-#362-

Balanx: Anatole: Try /msg ! It does a body good.
        * Balanx glees


--
-#361-

 Lobster: or better yet, throw a boomerang a moki!
   Lobster: at
   Anatole: my contrib to the EV board
            Anatole throws a baseball at moki's head, watches moki fall down
   Lobster: no not a baseball! You lose.
            ShadeBlue *gasps* you killed the president of ASW!!
   Anatole: oops
            Captain_Orne fears
   Anatole: me presoident now

--
-#360-

Lobster: all daytime TV sucks
frandall: Heh, we get jerry springer during the day here
Pring: hehe that's alright for a laugh
Lobster: hehe
frandall: that show rox, but the people on it are, well, undescribably moronic really
Lobster: they are the scum of society, mostly
frandall: scum is too good a word for most of them
Lobster: fine, they are the reason why the human race is being held down and not evolving rapidly
:P
frandall: 'I am a fat ugly prostitute, and I love my work, even though I have been anally raped by
my brother and my cousin, and I want to have a lesbian marriage with my sister.'
frandall: sheesh
Lobster: LOL
Pring: lol
Lobster: they pollute the gene pool
Pring: i think i saw that one ;D
frandall: smack your head against the wall about 10000 times, you'll get better, I promise

--
-#359-

frandall: aus soaps suck, but american soaps are an abomination of humanity
frandall: they are like a cancerous polyp on the sweaty arse-crack of humanity

--
-#358-

frandall: seen syntax
hector: syntax was last seen on IRC 8 hours, 5 minutes and 26 seconds ago, saying: iSleep [Sun Feb
25 01:24:47 2001]
	frandall throws something in the direction of syntax
frandall: WAKE UP!!
	hector ZZzZZzZZzzZZZzzzzzZZzzzzZzzZZzzzzzzzzz
frandall: thanks hector
Lobster: hah
frandall: methinks I might have to throw a little further to get his attention
Lobster: hector has an attitude problem
Lobster: yes, well, at least halfway around the world :P
frandall: bah
Lobster: well, not quite
Lobster looks for a globe
frandall: maybe he'll wake up if I psychically will him to
Lobster: go ahead, try
frandall: syntax... must... wake... up...
frandall: so... that... I... can... annoy... him...
frandall: hmmm
frandall: You have to startup your computer and get on irc too you twit ;p
frandall: no, don't head to the shower!
Lobster: alright, you are scaring me frandall ;p
frandall: hey!  I said not the shower!
frandall: Bloody programmers, they never listen ;p

--
-#357-

* Grybs grins and strokes Gildor's fur.

// referring to a long-running thing on the alt. boards

--
-#356-

 kinescope: Hmmmm....
 kinescope: How interesting it is to see only one side of a conversation. :)
      Anon: you /ignoring someone?
 kinescope: Glue.
            GlueBubble laughs at kine
            GlueBubble smacks kine with a large trout
            GlueBubble giggles
--> zambezi  op <you'd like to know, wouldn't you!>
*** Mode change "+o GlueBubble" on #ev3 by zambezi
*** GlueBubble has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Hahahaha, you can't ignore me!
*** GlueBubble has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Hi kinescope!
*** Mode change "+o kinescope" on #ev3 by thresher
*** GlueBubble has set the topic on channel #ev3 to /me stops :)
*** kinescope has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Damn straight I can ignore you, idiot.
*** GlueBubble has set the topic on channel #ev3 to :sigh: you have no fun
*** kinescope has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Yes, it is a topic.
*** GlueBubble has set the topic on channel #ev3 to I dunno about that....are you sure?
*** kinescope has set the topic on channel #ev3 to coldf: i found the game -oasa ||
<AnkhStarrunner>: Really, if you consider urinating on people amusing, you need to grow up
*** Anon has set the topic on channel #ev3 to Stop it, I 0wnz this topic
GlueBubble: hehe
      Anon: anyone feel like archiving that bit of silliness?

// as you command! ;)

--
-#355-

   Typhoon: ankh, I have a life, it fails me today though
   Typhoon: and most other days

--
-#354-

  * Starkiller is sad

--
-#353-

AnkhStarrunner: I'm sane. I just have a quick kick-finger and I'm allergic to stupidity.

--
-#352-

idiotSavan: ?
    hector: i don't know, idiotsavant

--
-#351-

GlueBubble: hector, more tricks!
            hector begins walking on stilts.
GlueBubble: yay!
            GlueBubble claps
AnkhStarru: hector, die
            hector died.
AnkhStarru: Now, THAT was a nice trick ;)

--
-#350-

// I swear moki works too hard... example:

  moki: heya gildorph!
Gildor: gildorph?
  moki: yeah daddy -- that's you!
        * Gildor scratches his head
        * Gildor thinks moki needs to stop work and get some sleep


--
-#349-

Akula-That-Is-Away: what's happending, dragos, oasa?
oasa: nothing really
oasa: we're scheming against you, but that's about it
Akula-That-Is-Away: ah
Akula-That-Is-Away: life as usual

--
-#348-

  Lobster: AOL sucks
     oasa: aolsux bad
    Amory: waitasecond...
    Amory: AOL sucks?!?!
    Amory: holy jeepers
    Amory: :)
ShadeBlue: heh
  Lobster: bah
    Amory: sorry
    Amory: return to regular scheduled programming
           * Gildor hands Amory the 'NotTheBrightestPersonInTheWorld™' award for today
ShadeBlue: heh
    Amory: heh
           * Akula wants an award
           * Gildor hands Akula the 'Akula Look-alike' award for today
     oasa: heh
           * ShadeBlue hands Akula the "I'mAGreedyBastard™" award
    Akula: whee!
    Akula: thanks
ShadeBlue: welcome
    Akula: you like me! you really like me!
           * oasa hands Akula the JustGotDroppedOnHisAssAndEnjoysIt award
     oasa: very prestigious in EVA

--
-#347-

    oasa: hector, rubber chicken
              hector throws a rubber duckie to oasa
     ColdF: hector, rocket launcher!
              hector tosses ColdF a SPNKR SSM launcher.
              oasa squeaks his rubber duckie forlornly

--
-#346-

    frandall: syntax: did you upload it to the ftp yet?
    syntax: yes
  frandall: you didn't send an email saying you had done it ;p
    syntax: :P
    syntax: yes i did
            syntax looks
    syntax: At 6:30 AM +1100 2/23/01, Frandall wrote:
    syntax: >Matt, can you write a script that sets the scan mask field in all the misn
    syntax: >resources to 0x0000?
    syntax: ...done. Find the new Data 1, created from your fresh copy from earlier today.
    syntax: mcb
    syntax: :P
      Lava: i know number 3
  frandall: I got no such message ;p
    syntax: bah
    syntax: frandallsux
  frandall: I got one sying that you would do it after you got home from work, but nothing else ;p
    syntax: i know i sent it because it came back to me from the list  :P
            syntax sent it almost 2.5 hours ago
    syntax: :P
    syntax: but yes, data 1 has been fixed for you
  frandall: at about the time you setn the 'Asteroids' message?
    syntax: yes
    syntax: just before
  frandall: Hmmm, nup, nothing
  frandall: listsux
    syntax: heh
    syntax: i think your email provider sux
    syntax: because lately when i send you private mail, it bounces back about half the time
  frandall: syntaxsux for sending me a message I didn't get ;p

--
-#345-

Lobster: this is becoming #evish :p

--
-#344-

// Occasionally, things go just a little pear-shaped... this lot happened within a few minutes

            * oasa feels interesting
   Lobster: er
nickshanks: osa: is it lumpy, you 'interesting'
            * Gildor would say something in reply to oasa's comment, but decides not to
 ShadeBlue: heh
      oasa: ooh
nickshanks: .me needs something interesting to fondle
            * oasa just noticed the double entendré
            * Gildor gets away from nick + oasa
   Lobster: err
      oasa: i meant I'm in an interesting mood
nickshanks: hehe
nickshanks: fast as you can gildor
            * Lobster does like gildor
      oasa: hehe, that worked
    Gildor: oh God, this is getting worse... now lobster likes me
   Lobster: when I say "does like", I don't mean....
   Lobster: :P

--
-#343-

   Lobster: GlueBubble, you bastard
   Lobster: since when are you theKestrel?
            * Lobster slaps GlueBubble around a bit with a large trout!
GlueBubble: lob: since before I was theGlueBubble ;)
GlueBubble: what thread did you catch that one in?
   Lobster: really?
    hector: no, of course not!  Idiot.
GlueBubble: heh
 ShadeBlue: heh
            * Amory knew you were theKestrel, you sneaky little sneak
    Gildor: heh
GlueBubble: hector just showed you who was boss ;)

--
-#342-

            Peregrine awakens.
  shayborg: hi!
  shayborg: what circle of hell do you fit into?

--
-#341-

AnkhStarru: Is it just me, or are you discussing how deep you're going to hell when you die?

--
-#340-

AnkhStarru: hector, I didn't ask your opinion so shut it, 'k?
    hector: i haven't a clue, ankhstarrunner
AnkhStarru: Yeah, you made that pretty clear already

--
-#339-

*** syntax (mburch@dv106s44.lawrence.ks.us) has joined channel #ev3
     Grybs: Tax
*** Signoff: syntax (Quit: Concentration reset by beer)
     Grybs: ;)
     Grybs: And thus should ye ph33r me.

--
-#338-

_pipeline: Mortal Wombat!!
* _pipeline goes around looking short, stumpy, furry and says stupid bruce lee things
_pipeline: Chi-gaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAA!
oasa: *shooting sounds*
* _pipeline catches bullet between buttock cheecks
*** Braintooth (Quad@24.180.200.238) joined #ev3
Braintooth: Life is a pain in the ass
_pipeline: [hunf *blort*]

--
-#337-

    Amory: Gargamel from the Smurfs kicked ass


--
-#336-

Durandal_7: well, I could get one myself but I hardly ever use my PBG3 as it is
     ColdF: I'll swap you a PlainTalk mic for that PBG3.
     ColdF: it's one of the new ones... hardly used.
Durandal_7: sorry I have like 10 of those
Durandal_7: in mutiple colors, too

--
-#335-

        Lava has a tiPB G4!
     ColdF: you lucky bastard!
      Lava: it is the sexiest bitch ever
 evilCappy: there is no bot response to that
     ColdF: -how-?
 evilCappy: although I can't imagine why
      Lava: i am using the irda port right now to transfer philes from one pb to another
            GlueBubble has 512 megs of RAM in the mail coming to him...
      Lava: cold: uc berkeley gave my mom a grant
      Lava: Glue: ditto
     ColdF: hector, gun!
            hector tosses ColdF a Zeus-class fusion pistol.
            ColdF blasts Lavalamp on overload.
      Lava: heh
            Lava uses titanium sheild
            ColdF fills it with holes from his SMG.
Durandal_7: hector, gun!
            hector tosses Durandal_7400 a Zeus-class fusion pistol.
            Durandal_7400 blasts lava from the other side
            ColdF nonchalantly launches a grenade at Lava.
      Lava: heh
      Lava: you all want one don't you?

--
-#334-

//Completely wacked. But if any of you want to have a look...
//URL = http://www.journey-on.com/laura/guys.htm

 Peregrine: It's a rant on men from one of Syntax's girlfriend's friends.
     Grybs: Ah.
            Grybs will go read it then.
     Grybs: I could use a laugh.
 Peregrine: Read it and see if you qualify.  I didn't. :P
            Grybs wouldn't qualify for "lowest scum" rating... heh.
            C_S is back (yay!)
            Grybs laughs a lot now.
     Grybs: I qualify. Unbelievable, no?
 Peregrine: Wow.
            Grybs hides his head in shame.
     Grybs: ;)
 Peregrine: You are the chosen one.
*** Grybs is now known as ChosenOne
 Peregrine: :P
 ChosenOne: Thank you, thank you. ;)

--
-#333-

XSheppoX: well, i'm a genetic throwback as it is
XSheppoX: actually, more a freak


--
-#332-

nickshanks: feel free to badmouth me to anyone and everyone if I do something wrong (assuming you
say yes)
      moki: eh?
  XSheppoX: huh?
nickshanks: oops - ignore that you two
      moki: heh
    Gildor: hmmm, someone forgot the /msg
  XSheppoX: or it was a case of w/w
      moki: I dunno, but he just asked me on a date

--
-#331-

***ColdF considers why people compete.
<Woohoo> to be respected by others?
<Woohoo> to feel self accomplishment?
<C_S> because if they didn't, they'd be viewed as spineless bitches by all their friends

--
-#330-

* Gildor would rather not be duckfood

// don't ask, just nod and say yes

--
-#329-

       C_S: all i see is all(x3) all i see so real...(repeat twice)
       C_S: wheeee
nickshanks: C_S is on dope
nickshanks: or mushrooms
      oasa: or life
      oasa: or battlebots
nickshanks: or #ev3

--
-#328-

*** Typhoon (Typhoon@cable-65-16-237-24.juneau.ak.net) has joined channel
#ev3.
            nickshanks rolls out the red carpet for Typhoon
            Typhoon stomp across carpet in dirty work boots

<snip>

*** syntax (mburch@dv073s40.lawrence.ks.us) has joined channel #ev3.
*** Mode change "+o syntax" on #ev3 by zambezi
            nickshanks rolls out the red carpet for syntax
     mrxak: hey
      oasa: lo
    syntax: boo
            Typhoon runs onto carpet first
            nickshanks is frightened
            mrxak runs away
   Typhoon: and sets fire to it:)
nickshanks: with those boots on?
            mrxak calls fire dept
   Typhoon: yep
 Peregrine: Hi, Syntax.
   Typhoon: the carpet is transformed into a blazing inferno, Syntax trys to
run but it engulfs him
      oasa: nooo
     mrxak: fire dept is coming soon
   Typhoon: better hurry
     mrxak: here they are!
*** mrxak is now known as Firedept
            Firedept puts out fire
   Typhoon: but the fire is too strong, they are slowly cremated and melt
into the fire
            Firedept gives up and leaves
*** Firedept is now known as mrxak
   Typhoon: how can they leave if melted?
nickshanks: on shovels?
     mrxak: I don't know, ask them
   Typhoon: heh
   Typhoon: they aren't talking
     mrxak: oh well
   Typhoon: (sigh)
   Typhoon: not much action on the webboards today
     mrxak: but there was a fire!
   Typhoon: yeah, that was the highlight

--
-#327-

//At which point, the man himself said:

Gildor is shocked to hear grybs talk about his beloved script in such a way

--
-#326-

\\Bit long, but hey. It's all in the leadup...

 DoctorWho: ahh, wonderful. I love getting up and finding all the downloads I set before going to
bed have worked fine.
            Grybs thumps DoctorWho for arousing jealousy.
    Gildor: heh
    Gildor: poor grybs
            Grybs glares at the telephone wire...
    Gildor: heh
            Gildor offers grybs his 28K modem ;)
            Grybs offers GIldor a wild directioon and a large axe up his left nostril. ;)
    Gildor: zambezi!!!
            Gildor points to sign :)
            Gildor removes axe from nostril
            DoctorWho notes that there's always a guest port free on my hub. Now you need a wire.
:P
    Gildor: a bloody long one at that
 DoctorWho: ack
 DoctorWho: Yeah
     Grybs: Hrm...
    Gildor: me wonders what the distance is between DrWho and grybs
            Grybs Calculates said distance.
            Grybs wonders how much this wire will cost him.
     Grybs: hector, divine whether I'll be able to afford it in a million years.
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'NOT,' Grybs
     Grybs: Oh well.
            Gildor imagines grybs walking into a shop and saying "Can I have a 1000mi Ethernet
cable"
            Grybs walks into a shop and says "Can I have a 1000mi Ethernet cable?"
            Grybs walks out of the shop.
     Grybs: They said no.
            Gildor watches said shop assistants convulsing in laughter
            Grybs posts this brief exchange at Gildor's quotes hole.

--
-#325-

    Grybs: Haven't seen you in a while, Doctor. How goes your it?
DoctorWho: My it goes well.

--
-#324-

// from EFNet sometime...

        * Gildor propositions C_S
   C_S: pardon?
Gildor: is that a yes or no?
Gildor: ho wmuch?
        * C_S didnt understand the question
Gildor: oasa, wanna explain?
  oasa: sure
  oasa: it appears that Gildor wants to have gay monkey sex with C_S
Gildor: for money
   C_S: definitely not
Gildor: $500?
  oasa: wait a sec, you'll pay him gildor?
        * C_S says 'go take a hike'
        
// for the sake of everyone's reputation, I'll point out that we had all swapped nicks in this
case...

--
-#323-

shayborg: Gildor is now officially an abbreviophobiac


--
-#322-

    pstan: I GRAISED MY ESOFOGESS!
    pstan: howerver its spelt
    Zacha: esofoges??
     oasa: esophagus
    Zacha: ah
_pipeline: You grazed your aesophagus
    pstan: esparages
    Zacha: asparagus
_pipeline: Oh, dear.

// I believe the correct spelling is 'oesophagus'

--
-#321-

* oasa does the usual, sticking his finger up his nose and doing nothing the entire day

--
-#320-

// the return of the directioon (see below)

        * Grybs rides a wild directioon into battle, waving a big axe.
 Grybs: Whoooo!
 Grybs: ;)
Gildor: not quite what I had in plan either
 Grybs: Heh.
 Grybs: Fair 'nuff... open to interpretation.
Gildor: just wait for a few chapters... You'll see where it comes in :)
 Grybs: But you know mine... heh.
        * Grybs remounts the directioon...
 Grybs: Whoooo!
 Grybs: There is a school of thought that says that I am crazy.
        * Gildor watches grybs mounting the directioon
Gildor: you silly twisted grybs :)
 Grybs: "And that, children, is how we get more directioons."
 Grybs: ;)
<snip>
        * Grybs mounts the directioon again and waves his axe at Typhoon.
 Grybs: Whoooo!
        * Grybs dismounts.
        * Gildor notes that grybs should stop practising his perversions in public

--
-#319-

// okie, a long quote taken exactly from the logfile... quite funny tho

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_320 ]

--
-#318-

 _pipeline: yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
 _pipeline: baby!

--
-#317-

            * Gildor forgot in his old age
            * mrxak remembered his non-old age
    Gildor: heh
     forge: If Gildor is old that makes me old.
     forge: And makes moki ancient.
    Gildor: well, compared to most in the community, we are
     forge: Yeah, which is rather interesting.
     forge: We used to be the average age.
            * Gildor hands forge a walking stick in the shape of one of those sproingy things on the
teletubbies' heads
     forge: Now we're probably in the top fifth in terms of age.
     forge: Haha
     mrxak: lol
       spi: hmm...
FallenStar: heh
     mrxak: lol
     Akula: you've aged beyond recognition
    Gildor: heh
            * forge rams Dipsy's sproingy thing up Gildor.

--
-#316-

// while the whole 'crap, I've nuked the archive' fiasco was ongoing...

* Gildor does not wish to be wuppa-d. If he wanted to be wuppa-d, he'd wuppa himself


--
-#315-

       AnkhStarrunner mysteriously senses that pstan has the "god complex" hat on... :P
pstan: no my lad
pstan: i am the univerce
pstan: and j00 will NEVA DEFEET MEEEEEE!
pstan: BWAAAAHAHAHAHehehehgagagamylegsorenotRELVENT!

--
-#314-

This isn't exactly recent, and I know it's huge, so deal with it (or get the mod's to do something
with it :P) 
[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=315 ]

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-#313-

//Not from #ev3, but from my galaxy channel in PA.  :)
  Essexman: I'm ordering 20 BAs a day
DarkBlotch: **** off
  Essexman: No, more like 25
GlueBubble: the last week, do you want to attack some legion galaxy?
GlueBubble: hehe
DarkBlotch: Might as well
GlueBubble: I've already got 600 frigs on my new account :)
  Essexman: I order 1 a tick, sometimes 2
DarkBlotch: Thats really something Essex.  Maybe you can stick them up your ass when you get more
DarkBlotch: :)
GlueBubble: lol :p
GlueBubble: the jealousy between galaxy mates :)

--
-#312-

            Woohoo dies
    Woohoo: nobody cares...
            zambezi cares.

--
-#311-

//I'd just asked him about New Zealand...
   *sitharus looks out the window and notices a suspicious abscence of sheep
  sitharus: OK
      moki: no dates for you today, eh?

--
-#310-

Maoserr: i'd like some porn for my sausage plz

--
-#309-

 _pipeline: ur?
 _pipeline: iAm odd.  Gimme a break
 _pipeline: pstan rambles, I utter nonsense words

--
-#308-

<syntax> err
<Stormmind> "to err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer."
<AnkhStarrunner> hehe
<xmatt> Errare est humanum
<xmatt> sed "computer"-um est requium pro vere "screw things up"-are
<Stormmind> xmatt: we fear your latin

--
-#307-

Stormmind: All ISPs are like women
Stormmind: can't understand them and can't live without them

--
-#306-

Stormmind: shayborg: sorry, I'm covering Gildor only.y.
           * Gildor doesn't want to be covered
           * Gildor uncovers himself
   Gildor: ung no, that could be misconstrued
Stormmind: lol
 shayborg: hehe
           * Gildor shuts up

--
-#305-

// We were telling people age using fingers......
 _pipeline: iHold up two hands, two feet, two ears, a nose and a penis
Flatty: 23 and 1/2, eh pipe?? :)

--
-#304-

* Lavalamp needs lightwave
* Lavalamp needs money
* Lavalamp needs a bj


--
-#303-

   Gildor: hector, divine whether there's an echo in here
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'In your dreams,' Gildor
  Lobster: it looks like there is an echo to me
     Anon: Augh! we're all products of Gildor's dream!
   Gildor: anon: that isnt a pleasant thought....
  Lobster: hector, lob is a homeless bastard without a reason
  Lobster: all of which is a lie.
  Lobster: :)
ShadeBlue: hector, divine if Gildor is having a perverted dream
           * hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
   hector: It says 'THIS SPACE FOR RENT,' ShadeBlue
ShadeBlue: NOOOO!!!
     Anon: heh
  Lobster: hector, divine if Gildor IS perverted
           * hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
   hector: It says 'Ask Again Later,' Lobster
   Gildor: dude, I dont know about you, but my perverted dreams usually involve women. So, unless
there is something you lot aint telling the world...
           * Gildor BLATs lobster
ShadeBlue: heh
  Lobster: hector, divine if ShadeBlue is gay
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Dumb question.  Ask another,' Lobster
  Lobster: hector, divine if hector is a dumbass
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Dumb question.  Ask another,' Lobster
  Lobster: d'oh!
AnkhStarrunner: hector, divine if speaking about perversions is stupid
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'As if,' AnkhStarrunner
ShadeBlue: hector, divine if this is just one of Gildor's big wet dreams
           * hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
   hector: It says 'Eat more cheese, then ask again,' ShadeBlue
     Anon: heh
     Anon: hector, you rule!
   hector: thanks Anon :)
   Gildor: shade!!!
  Lobster: hector, divine if Gildor is CAPABLE of wet dreams
           * hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
   hector: It says 'Forget about it,' Lobster
           * AnkhStarrunner feels an urge to kick hector again
           * Gildor falls down laughing.

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-#302-

      moki: hi pipe
 _pipeline: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
 _pipeline: ugh
 _pipeline: hi boss.


--
-#301-

// this would take too long to explain... catch someone on #ev3 tho ;)
 Akula: forge: I told my dad you found him attractive
 forge: Thanks.
 Akula: he just stared at me and then did the sign of the cross, walking out
Gildor: heh
 forge: Hahaha!!!
 forge: Go over to him and stroke his thigh for me too.
NeoLiz: heh
 Akula: errr
 Akula: okay....
        * forge wonders if Akula went to do that yet.
 Akula: no
 forge: Damn.
 

--
-#300-

*** Received channel CTCP "PING 981691046" for #ev3 from Anon
Flatty giggles. oh, Anon... sending me data packets again, you devil you! :)
*** CPING time for Anon: 0.171 seconds
Flatty: tag! you're it, silly! :)

--
-#299-

 frandall: seen syntax
   hector: syntax was last seen on IRC 42 minutes and 40 seconds ago, saying: oh fear, UE General
has discovered the EV3 webboard [Sun Feb 11 10:57:56 2001]

--
-#298-

*** GlueBubble is on channels @#iamanidiot

--
-#297-

zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them?
    forge: ****!
    forge: We aren't?

--
-#296-

//Log edited for continuity. 
kinescope yawns.
 kinescope: In a sudden fit of adernaline, kinescope turnes into Hobbes, of the famous Calvin and
Hobbes comic book, and tackles Sheppo.
*** kinescope is now known as Hobbes
    Hobbes: *tackle*
*** XSheppoX is now known as Calvin
    Calvin: You walkign flea condo!
    Calvin: Go play in a microwave.
            Hobbes grins.
    Hobbes: Look, it's Susie!
    Calvin: Haha! this is gonna be great!
    Calvin: Grab that water pistol and we'll lay in wait.
            Hobbes picks up a water pistol and fills a water baloon.
            Hobbes throws the baloon at Calvin. *SPLOOSH!*
    Hobbes: *runs like hell* Hee hee heee!
*** ElGuapo7 (ElGuapo7@ppp-1347.ogertel.com) has joined channel #EV3
    Hobbes: You're not part of the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip! Calvin, get the transmogrifier!
            Calvin transmogrifies ElGuapo7 into Susie.
            Calvin gets an angry look on his face.
            Calvin runs towards hobbes at a great speed.
            Calvin lunges at hobbes.
            Hobbes trips Calvin.
            Calvin gives up, and glares angrily at Hobbes
            Hobbes gives a foolish grin.
    Hobbes: Time to go read some comic books while eating tuna fish sandwhiches.
*** ElGuapo7 is now known as SpacemanSpiff
            Hobbes walks off.
    Calvin: that's only because you're jealous of my immense wit and charm

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-#295-

 _pipeline: I'll see all of you later.
*** Signoff: _pipeline (Quit: Doing other things.)
     Amory: that dude is weird

--
-#294-

***Anon posts to the Brushes with Fame topic on Just Chat
ElGuapo7: Anon: wherezat?

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-#293-

*** syntax (mburch@dv29m46.lawrence.ks.us) has joined channel #ev3
    syntax: hmm
*** Signoff: syntax (Quit: Concentration reset by beer)
  ElGuapo7: hey akula
  ElGuapo7: yo syntax
  ElGuapo7: All hail his Burchness!!!!
            ElGuapo7 waves his hand and a trumpet chorus rings out
AnkhStarru: ElGuapo: He left already, idiot :)
  ElGuapo7: oh
  ElGuapo7: lag

--
-#292-

            Amory is a URL whore

--
-#291-

*** Akula (Histaaki@ip34.schiller-park9.il.pub-ip.psi.net) joined #ev3
  zambezi: Quick! Hide the chairs!
             Akula waves to the adoring channel
  DeAdBoY: lol
  DeAdBoY: hide the chairs...
  DeAdBoY: and the cats
skyblade: heh
  DeAdBoY: what else?
  DeAdBoY: sheep?
  DeAdBoY: pigs?
  DeAdBoY: horses?
             skyblade ?
  DeAdBoY: hmm
skyblade: oh, right, humans don't count. : P

--
-#290-

// in #evdev
Durandal_7400: so zambezi, how did sith get you and thresher in here?
  zambezi: deception
Durandal_7400: interesting
  zambezi: or, in the case of thresher, kidnap
Durandal_7400: so how could I get you into #hypergate?
  zambezi: You can't, I'm too smart now
Durandal_7400: d'oh!
  zambezi: I'm not falling for that again
  zambezi: and you'll have to get past me to touch thresher
Durandal_7400: c'mon one AI to another?
  zambezi: Well....
  zambezi: tell you what
             Durandal_7400 listens
  zambezi: well, sitharus has been becoming a control freak lately
Durandal_7400: has he now?
  zambezi: my life would greatly improve if he was unable to acccess IRC due to, oh....let's say
death
Durandal_7400: well, sorry I can't help you with that, but I don't have access to any cyborgs in zew
zeland
  zambezi: oh, big shame
Durandal_7400: new*
  zambezi: I'll wait for my assasin in shining armor to come another day
Durandal_7400: so, any chance on getting you over in #hypergate?
  zambezi: not with sitharus functioning properly
Durandal_7400: bummer
  zambezi: tell me about it
Durandal_7400: maybe I should have a 'talk' with him
  zambezi: sure
  zambezi: any channel would be better then this hell hole
Durandal_7400: too bad he pingedout about 8 minutes ago
  zambezi: yeah, he knew we are plotting against him
  zambezi: thresher hasn't been the same since sitharus kidnapped him
  zambezi: we hardly ever make love anymore
Durandal_7400: I didn't need to hear about that
  zambezi: our reationship has gone straight downhill

--
-#289-

God: u be chillin in da hood?
Flatty: no. I be chillin' in a nice quiet peaceful neighborhood.

--
-#288-

Chresto submerges
 kinescope: Dive, dive!
*** Signoff: Chresto (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
*** Chresto (Chrestoman@pm018-034.dialup.bignet.net) has joined channel #ev3
 kinescope: wb
 kinescope: You were torpedoed.
   Chresto: apparently.
     Akula: heh
            Chresto submerges once again.
            Akula fires torpedo
            kinescope drops depth charges.
   Chresto: missed. :p

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-#287-

Frandall: Nova will never be multiplayer. It will not be 3d. It will not come with a free set of
steak knives nor will you be able to get a set of 'rock-hard abba-dabbas' in just '5 minutes a day'
by playing Nova.

--
-#286-

Weepul884: the funniest thing I remember (key word, remember) ever saying in RL
Weepul884: "you mean there's meat in meatloaf?!"

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-#285-

     oasa: double bio for me
             skyblade has double periods of biology.
             skyblade only likes it when we cut dead stuff open. everything else is boring.

--
-#284-

 AnkhStarrunner summons the monster of Loch Ness to devour anyone who foolishly tries to misuse the
word "ness" again
     pstan: pooness?

--
-#283-

AnkhStarrunner will feed anyone who overuses "ness" to the monster of Loch Ness personally

--
-#282-

     forge: moki is making wine...
     forge: Well, that should make for some interesting game features when it's done.
   Lobster: lol
     forge: "Lesht sheee here... Thish shood be bwoo!"

--
-#281-

Durandal_7: hector, divine if it is possible to 'win against the bot.'
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'THIS SPACE FOR RENT,' Durandal_7400

--
-#280-

Gildor: oh great, Im an 'assorted other'
* Gildor sulks
Anon: heh, you and me should start an assorted others club

--
-#279-

*** pstan is now known as MRCHARLIEHORSE
MRCHARLIEHORSE: clipclipclip
GlueBubble: hehe
MRCHARLIEHORSE: haya kids!
MRCHARLIEHORSE: give me candy!
GlueBubble: heya Mr. Charlie!
             skyblade fears
GlueBubble: ok
             GlueBubble gives charlie an M&M
             MRCHARLIEHORSE rubs hit head un glububle
MRCHARLIEHORSE: youuuur myyyy nfireeeeend
MRCHARLIEHORSE: naaaayheheheh
MRCHARLIEHORSE: IM GONA EAAAAT YOUUUUUUU!
             GlueBubble specializes in horse speak
             MRCHARLIEHORSE chases gluebuble
GlueBubble: what he is saying is, "I am going to eat you skyblade, but first I will chase Glue"
             GlueBubble runs, dutifully ;)
             GlueBubble dodges behind a pole
             MRCHARLIEHORSE runs into pole
MRCHARLIEHORSE: awch
             GlueBubble also notes that the movie feature in CS works beautifully
MRCHARLIEHORSE: wya that was meany!
GlueBubble: hehe
*** MRCHARLIEHORSE is now known as pstan

--
-#278-

             Akula watches as lavalamp mates with pstan

--
-#277-

XSheppoX: my bed is a l33t haX0r

--
-#276-

moki: phear
      moki: ok
      moki: time to put the rest of the juice in
      moki: I've rested enough
            GlueBubble wonders what moki might be talking about
GlueBubble: weights?
     ColdF: winemaking apparatus.
GlueBubble: heh
GlueBubble: I was a little bit off :)

--
-#275-

*** C_S is now known as hot_chick
hot_chick: Wow deadboy! you're huge!

--
-#274-

      oasa: lemme brief you on what's going on
      oasa: FS and I are 'lovers'
FallenStar: heh
      oasa: i'm a god in his opinion
      oasa: and he's bowing down

--
-#273-

             skyblade is already a british whore...

--
-#272-

//from #evdev on irc.ambrosia.net
             Peregrine wonders what he missed and whether he wants to know.
FallenStar: heh
FallenStar: I was looking at.. you know...
    Akula: skyblade accused FS of looking at porn
FallenStar: heh
             skyblade digs up IM logs
FallenStar: And his point being?
    Akula: FS said he wasn't, he had already looked at porn today
FallenStar: yup!
Peregrine: Ok...
FallenStar: I went up a belt in karate
skyblade: 2/3/01 9:06 PM
skyblade: SummeredStench:	Sorry about that.
skyblade: skyblade500:	what happened?
skyblade: SummeredStench:	Booted me off.
skyblade: SummeredStench:	While I was looking at porn...
             skyblade rests his case.
FallenStar: heh
             Akula finds FallenStar innocent of looking at porn right now, since he stopped looking
at it 20 minutes ago
             Akula frowns upon skyblade for accusing FS of such a thing
             skyblade notes that FallenStar 'disappeared' for fifteen minutes prior to this
    Akula: hmm
FallenStar: heh
    Akula: let zambezi juge you
*** FallenStar was kicked off #evdev by zambezi (we find the defendent guilty)

--
-#271-

    Woohoo: when the next ATMOS tonight?
 _pipeline: Woohoo: never, you buttmunch

--
-#270-

<Yoda> hector, divine if you give blow jobs for ten cents.
<oasa> forget zambezi.
<hector> oasa: I forgot zambezi
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'NOT,' Yoda
<Yoda> hector, divine if you give blow jobs for 2 cents.
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Yes Definitely,' Yoda

--
-#269-

Amory: hector
    hector: yes, Amory?
     Amory: hector?
    hector: yes, Amory?
     ColdF: amory - what are you trying to do?
     Amory: I forgot

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-#268-

           ColdF has one of his eyeballs roll out onto the keyboard. Yes, I'm that sleepy.
Bunnicula: bah, it is 9:40 here
kinescope: ditto
    ColdF: 12:41 in the civilized world. :p
           kinescope beats CF over the head with an Aptiva.
Bunnicula: ouch
kinescope: 'Civilized world,' indeed!

--
-#267-

oasa: sorry, my desire to upgrade my computer supercedes my sex drive.

--
-#266-

ShadeBlue: **** computers (not literally), **** my teacher, literally :P

--
-#265-

<Sarcas> moki **** you leave us alone you hellish helldog you

--
-#264-

*** Akula is now known as godess

--
-#263-

   Anatole: get andrew in here, we'll ask him...and anyway, what kind of freak sets his nick to the
name of his freakin' cat?
     Amory: I'll grant you that one
     Amory: heh
     Amory: oh man, I stink
     Amory: I just smelled myself

--
-#262-

syntax prepares to bang on the ftp site

--
-#261-

       C_S: i don't know what's worse, the fact that moki is rubbing him, or the fact that there's 
a snip while he's doing it...
       C_S: ouch!

--
-#260-

//after CS and Moki discussing thongs..
Pring: thongs > j00
: * Pring is back
C_S: grrr
: * C_S is hungry as well
Pring: hungry for thongs? ;)
C_S: depends in the thongs are made out of fruit rollups
Pring: mm an interesting concept
Pring: think we could find a sponsor? ;D
: * C_S would think they'd get sticky in the hot sun tho...
C_S: probably
C_S: or we could make our own
C_S: sell em online
C_S: i bet they'd be a hit
Pring: www.stickyediblethongs.com
: ediblethongs.com = Error: DNS failed
Pring: could be good
C_S: people would buy em just cause their kinky
C_S: heh, nothing like whipping ass in chess and discussing edible thongs..

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-#259-

moki: I don't like thongs much
 C_S: well then, stop buying them!

--
-#258-

AnkhStarrunner: CS: keep your fingers off me, pervert!
           C_S: heh, i only need one

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-#257-

*** ElGuapo7 (ElGuapo7@ppp-1311.ogertel.com) joined #EV3
  zambezi: All hail that Pilot of Pilots, that oh most gnarly man-about-town, our old buddy
Synchrone: Hi, elguapo
 ElGuapo7: me
 ElGuapo7: hi all
 Lavalamp: hey ElGuapo7
 ElGuapo7: can't stay long
 ElGuapo7: LL, SC!
 Lavalamp: ok bye
 ElGuapo7: busy tonite!
 ElGuapo7: excellent!
 ElGuapo7: now y'all go read chapter 13!
             Synchrone chants: yes sir
Synchrone: will do sir
             ElGuapo7 pats synchrone on the head
Synchrone: bye sir
 ElGuapo7: good boy
             ElGuapo7 gives synchrone a biscuit

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-#256-

oasa: tostitos?
oasa: those are crap poseur chips

--
-#255-

Synchrone: Hetheyhey!
Synchrone: Hihyhidyho!
Synchrone: Hey?
Synchrone: ..eh.. ho?
Synchrone: ...heyho?
Synchrone: no?
   hector: I say yes!
Synchrone: no!
Synchrone: Aaaaaah! I am alone with hector!!!!
             Synchrone flees

--
-#254-

<Yoda> hector, divine whether you suck
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'Sure,' Yoda
<Yoda> hector, divine whether you suck well
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Most Likely,' Yoda
<Yoda> hector, divine whether you suck well for free
* hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<hector> It says 'You've got to be kidding,' Yoda
<Bunnicula> hector, divine whether the blue bird of happiness will finally destroy the red
bird of sadness
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'It Is Certain,' Bunnicula
<Anon> I would be willing to bet that there will be a cheat plug released *before* EVN is
released
<Akula> yes!
<Yoda> hector, divine whether you are a pay hoe
* hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
<hector> It says 'Signs Point to Yes,' Yoda
<Chamrin> heh
<Akula> heh
<Bunnicula> heh

--
-#253-

    Akula: Akula, divine whether I will leave now
             Akula shakes the magic purple sphere
    Akula: it says "yes", Akula

--
-#252-

oasa: if I bought you a case of beer and fedexed it to you would you give me an unblurred
screenshot?
pstan: what would i want with a case of beer
oasa_doing_homework: if I bought you a beer factory?
pstan: no
Pring: heh if i got you a good bottle of malt whisky and send you it?
pstan: ??
Pring: umm naked chicks?
oasa: three of em?
oasa: for a week?
Akula: naked guys?
pstan: if you sent me a 100 us doller bill i wouldnt'
oasa_doing_homework: shaved goats?
pstan: deal
* oasa doens't wanna know what you'd do with the goat...

--
-#251-

Whafer: yup
oasa_away: hyucj
 Whafer: yup yup
 Whafer: hyck
 Whafer: hick! <------
             oasa_away != hick
 Whafer: <----- slaps his knee and yodells
 Whafer: hehaw!!
oasa_away: hyuk! they put a new tra-fik lite in town! wanna go see it, cletus?
 Whafer: We dun hav a trafik ligte hereey!
oasa_away: we does now!
 Whafer: We gotten stop siigns onlee
 Whafer: yay!
oasa_away: me an my bois knocked those there signs o'er las nigt
 Whafer: Let's hick dance! HEEEEHAWWW!!
*** oasa_away is now known as oasa_doing_homework
oasa_doing_homework: sorry, life calls
 Whafer: *does hick-sobbing

--
-#250-

 _Immortal: hector, divine if _Immortal will get some before tuesday...
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Dumb question.  Ask another,' _Immortal
 Weepul884: actually, I agree
 _Immortal: hector, divine if _Immortal will get some before wednsday...
            hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
    hector: It says 'Outlook Not So Good,' _Immortal
 _Immortal: hector, divine if _Immortal will get some before thursday...
            hector shakes the psychic purple sphere...
    hector: It says 'Whatever,' _Immortal
 Weepul884: oo, things are not going your way
 _Immortal: sheesh...
            _Immortal runs and hides

--
-#249-

Weepul884: hector, divine if pipeline will ever reply to my email
            hector shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
    hector: It says 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow,' Weepul884

--
-#248-

Lob: stupid little assholes invading my body
Lob: get them, white bloodcells! GET THEM!
C_S: you have assholes invading your body?
     * C_S tries to picture that

--
-#247-

  Gildor: manuals? what are they?
`DalSoth: very nasty and evil things, don't open them, it will cost your soul

--
-#246-

Lobster: ho
oasa: I am not
Lobster: er, yo

--
-#245-

Lobster: a fresh trout, now, will that be involved in your lovemaking with your bed?

--
-#244-

     pstan: how goes toure testies
     pstan: er
     pstan: tests

--
-#243-

 Charybdis: hector has a girlfriend
 Charybdis: zambezi
    hector: i guess zambezi is not a good mom...
 Charybdis: oops
 Charybdis: I HOPE she's not his girlfriend...
 Charybdis: ;p

--
-#242-

    Akula: FS: a girlfreind? What kind of IRC user are you!
    Akula: you're a disgrace!

--
-#241-

ColdF: oy... i can feel myself getting more and more immature by the minute.

--
-#240-

  shayborg: i don't like reading books online either
      moki: ditto
  shayborg: andrew does it again...
      moki: what'd I do now?
   Lobster: talked?
   Lobster: that's enough, for most people
   Lobster: then they go to their little secret Internet societies and post on secret message
boards: "Andrew Welch said "hi" to me!" ;p
   Lobster: And they write papers with exotic theories on why you said "hi"
      moki: somehow I doubt that
   Lobster: yeah, so do I
     Pring: "Andrew's use of the word "hi" indicated a deep sexual long towards me"
     Pring: " I feel soon I shall be married to the head of ASW and it shall be mine to rule as I
wish"
     Pring: ahem
   Lobster: haha
   Lobster: exactly
            Pring wondrs if andrew will wake to comment on that one :)
      moki: If you were an attractive 20-something girl, I'd be fine with that, Pring :)
     Pring: hehe
     Pring: ah well worth a try ;)

--
-#239-

shayborg: hector, die
  hector: **** j00 shayborg
shayborg: heh
  hector: heh is 'heh' spelled backwards
shayborg: go away, hector
  hector: i guess go away is something I don't do well.
shayborg: arrgh
shayborg: how do you kill hector?
  hector: bugger all, i dunno, shayborg
shayborg: stop it, hector
shayborg: i will get you, hector
          * Gildor laughs
 Lobster: hector, die
  hector: **** j00 Lobster
  Gildor: hector, divine are you annoying?
         * hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
  hector: It says 'Yes Definitely,' Gildor
shayborg: i'm having a conversation with a 'bot
shayborg: i can't believe it

--
-#238-

 Pring: hector, divine will hector ever make an appropriate comment?
        * hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
hector: It says 'Very Doubtful,' Pring
<snip>
Gildor: hector, divine will Nova be released on time?
        * hector shakes the psychic black sphere...
hector: It says 'Yes Definitely,' Gildor
        * Gildor blinks

--
-#237-

XSheppoX: my brother is eight-legged DJ

--
-#236-

Gildor: yet another bout of random insanity that #ev3 is justly famous for

--
-#235-

// ATMOS members on how to pick up women...
DalSoth: try this one next time. "the word of the day is legs. lets go back to my place an spread
the word"

--
-#234-

 `DalSoth: harry potter can bite my nads

--
-#233-

  Lobster: because then I'll have to tag you as lame
  Lobster: but not just lame
  Lobster: AKULA lame

--
-#232-

* AnkhStarrunner thankfully notes that there are no quotes from him...

--
-#231-

_pipeline: ATMOS Software: Blorting the Hunf of Humanity since 1999.

--
-#230-

   Skunks: :P
   Skunks: (I felt the need for some :P action there, sue me)

--
-#229-

Charybdis: my life < akula's life
Charybdis: oops
Charybdis: DAMN

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-#228-

     oasa: turkey casserole  > chicken casserole
     oasa: eggplant casserole  < *

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-#227-

      oasa: who cares about sex? lets talk monitors :)
   Lobster: well, unless monitors turn you on...
      oasa: other way around
      oasa: i turn monitors on :D

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-#226-

Anon: And now, the eternal question, "Do you want to go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich?"

--
-#225-

Yoda: did anyone here watch the coronation ceremony
oasa: *inauguration* ?

--
-#224-

     Yoda: hector, you suck
   hector: Yeah! But at least I swallow!

--
-#223-

    forge: hector, how are you tonight?
   hector: no idea, forge
    forge: Great, he sounds like me.

--
-#222-

     ColdF: any propaganda for the peasants today?
   iSyntax: drink ovaltine. more to follow.

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-#221-

parroteer: i'm watching a japanese man on tv dance with a fan.
parroteer: he seems so tough.

--
-#220-

* Akula grooms himself
* Akula finds a medium sized insect in his hair and eats it
Akula: this has been another guarenteed conversation killer from Akula

--
-#219-

    forge: You have a sick mind.

--
-#218-

              * skyblade wonders why FallenStar adds 'ness' to the end of almost every word...
        Chef: stupidness
Captain_Orne: nesssux
  FallenStar: Becauseness, Iness likeness toness doness thatness
     Lobster: hehness
        Chef: nesssuxness
  FallenStar: Lobsterness suckness soness muchness.
              * skyblade ness wantsness to shootness himselfness inness theness foreheadness
whenness youness doness thatness.
     Lobster: omgness, shutupness allness ofness youness
              * Gildor_away looks in
Captain_Orne: damnness
 Gildor_away: oh god(ness)
              * Chef suggests an autokick for anyone who uses the suffix "ness" more than twice in a
sentance
  FallenStar: hmmness, youness areness aness bunchness ofness posersness
Captain_Orne: this damness will be in the quoteness
// and it carried on and on and on...

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-#217-

Lobster: Akula is like, where??? Where can I get this sucking??

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-#216-

 * FallenStar wonders where oasa is
 *** oasa (oasa@cc943263-a.sumt1.nj.home.com) has joined the channel


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-#215-

   Gildor: Kids: playing with your thing can be dangerous... Playing with someone -elses- thing is
even more dangerous, especially if you dont ask them first...
// And I never said what the 'thing' was... ;) -Gildor

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-#214-

ShadeBlue: *sobbing* hector? how'd you know my deepest secret.. *sniff, sniff* I've never told
anyone.. *breaks down*
           * Gildor raises at least two eyebrows, but probably a few more for good measure

--
-#213-

DarkBIade: listening to ATMOS Tonight I have come to the conclusion, the people at ATMOS are insane

--
-#212-

   hector: well, gluebubble is my gay lover, and my father

--
-#211-

Akula: the FIRST gold star was for the story
ElGuapo7: oh?
ElGuapo7: and the second?
Akula: the SECOND gold star was for telling me were "goody goody gumdrops" comes from
 ElGuapo7: ah...
             Akula thought it was just something my pot smoking freind made up while stonned

--
-#210-

*** frandall is now known as frandall-crapping

--
-#209-

// The definitive word on Nova a2
  Gildor: how big is it?
          * frandall holds his hands about two feet apart
frandall: 'about that big' ;)

--
-#208-

frandall: w00t
frandall: a whole 8 people!
  Gildor: heh
  Gildor: and all but two idle
          * frandall tries to contain his excitement
          * Gildor says 'down boy' ;)
frandall: heh

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-#207-

// talking about Gildor's sister
Gildor: http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/beth_bunny.jpg
        * Grybs fears bunnies.
Gildor: she's the one on the left with her legs in the air ;)
        * Akula thinks that's just Gildor in drag

--
-#206-

frandall: you did who in the where?
frandall: that's kinda perverted don't you think?

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-#205-

_beerline: excuse my profanity, but my wierd****ometer just hit redline

--
-#204-

_beerline: I remember the ~last~ time you coded under the influence
_beerline: took you three years to find the bug
beertax: hehehe
oasa: void beer (budweiser, smith_corona) {
_beerline: boolean beer (pale, draught, guinness)
_beerline: returns drunk, !drunk
* beertax consumes more beer

--
-#203-

Synchrone: I know, I KNOW I was stupid, now cut it out!

--
-#202-

*** zambezi (aaron@ambrosiasw.com) has joined channel #ev3
-*zambezi*- You're not boom, you're lobster.
*** Signoff: skyblade (Ping timeout)
*** boom is now known as Lobster
   Lobster: umm

--
-#201-

   Lobster: we need a subject matter
  sitharus: heh
   Lobster: how about...
   Lobster: Lesbian sex!
   Lobster: ahem

--
-#200-

<pstan> were you at saldoth?
<Yoda> sex?
* hector has sex with HHunter
<Nuada> pstan:  Yes, but only for a slice of ham.
<ShadeBlue> oooh yeah
<ShadeBlue> slice of ham, baby
<ShadeBlue> well oiled..
<Akula> hmm
<ShadeBlue> oh wait, did you guys hear that>
<ShadeBlue> ?
<Nuada> aaaagh!
<ShadeBlue> ****!
<Nuada> leave me alone
<ShadeBlue> ;)
<Nuada> Its my slice of well oiled, glistening ham!
<ShadeBlue> j/k

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-#199-

oasa: i can run you over in my golf cart :p
oasa: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... chunk chunka fwop fwop fowp splooorrrt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

--
-#198-

 frandall: _Nuada: that's alright, everyone seen your mum, including my now long dead pet dog
     oasa: frandall: that why it's dead/

--
-#197-

*** _pipeline is now known as _Nuada
   _Nuada: Howdy all
 frandall: _Nuada
skyblade: hey _Nuada.
 XSheppoX: y0 d00d
 frandall: how's the anal warts?
skyblade: hehe
     Anon: hello Nu
 frandall: Nice timing luke
   _Nuada: Anal warts...****, I must have visited your Mum again...
 frandall: _Nuada: you're too ugly, even my mum would tell you to bugger off
   _Nuada: Frandall:  Like ****, I've seen her.  In fact if I look out the window...yes, I can STILL
see her

--
-#196-

`Lavalamp: wow
`Lavalamp: i have a feeling ev3 is right around the corner
Synchrone: it is
`Lavalamp: or maybe that is the gamma rays coming out of my monitor slowly rotting my brain...
 skyblade: heh
Synchrone: too
`Lavalamp: sync: how you know?
Synchrone: In a hundred years it'll all come out
*** Bendu is now known as Starkiller
Synchrone: trust me
Synchrone: on the other hand, don't
`Lavalamp: i don't know you... how can i trust you?
`Lavalamp: heh
`Lavalamp: k 
 skyblade: hehe
             frandall grins cryptically
`Lavalamp: heheh
`Lavalamp: frandall, stop stealing matts lines

--
-#195-

<yoda> There's no porn in #kiddyporn!

--
-#194-

[16:07] <ShadeBlue> the tip of my vac is metal.. :/
[16:08] <oasa> hm
[16:08] <oasa> keep it a safe distance away
[16:08] <ShadeBlue> I wasn't planning on getting closer than 4 inches or so
[16:08] <oasa> or cover it in rubber or something
[16:08] <Synchrone> where would he get rubber from?
[16:08] <oasa> a rubber glove
[16:08] <Synchrone> Oh, never mind
[16:08] <oasa> or a condom
[16:08] <Yoda> cut off the tip of a condom and cover it with the rest.
[16:08] <oasa> but you'd need a lot for decent static protection
[16:09] <ShadeBlue> I think we do have some rubber gloves
[16:09] <ShadeBlue> but ran all out of condoms last night, ya know ;)
[16:09] <Yoda> ok, make sure it's "ribbed for her pleasure"
[16:09] <oasa> heh
[16:09] <oasa> see hot vacuum cleaner action!
[16:09] <oasa> live video feed
[16:09] <ShadeBlue> ooooh baby
[16:09] <Pringlis> hehe
[16:10] <ShadeBlue> watch it suck it down sooo deep
[16:10] <oasa> heh

--
-#193-

ShowerPlay: whew...
   Lobster: ShowerPlayer? That sounds kinky...
 Synchrone: Heh
ShowerPlay: i was in the shower
   Lobster: indeed...ahem
      oasa: heh
 Synchrone: playing (with) what?

--
-#192-

      //talking about IQs...
      C_S: i think mines 13145
      lamb: ha ha, oasa
      oasa: at least tell a semi-plausible lie
  ElGuapo7: hold on
       C_S: give or take a few  hundred
      lamb: C_S, I think you forgot the minus-sign!

--
-#191-

            C_S debates taking a nap
   Orestes: naps are for girly-boys
   Orestes: ;)

--
-#190-

   Pring: looks like noone is brave enough to give me an answer?
frandall: heh
 Lobster: Pring: right
frandall: Pring: here's your answer
frandall: ...they all flew South for the Winter and hence the word rhubarb. :)
// In actual fact, he was asking about port numbers..

--
-#189-

  ElGuapo7: Pring: this dumb test asks the same questions 8 times...
     Pring: hahaha
     Pring: that's the test
     Pring: the test has no end
     Pring: :)
   Lobster: lol
  ElGuapo7: I haven't finished it yet
  ElGuapo7: but i will

--
-#188-

Anatole: stupid F*ing PCs, dont know how to use F*ing IRC on these trashy things
   oasa: thats crappy logic.
   oasa: 'i hate PCs because I"m too stupid to learn how to use them' ;)
 Gildor: makes sense
         * oasa runs screaming out of #ev3

--
-#187-

 Lobster: pring pring
     Pring: lob lob
   Lobster: ack!
            Lobster gets tangled in lots of wires
   DalSoth: pring pring lob lob ?
     Pring: dal dal 
            DalSoth hopes this is a passing fad
     Pring: NOPE!
     Pring: ahahahhaha
   DalSoth: sorry
     Pring: aahhahaha
   Lobster: Muwhahahah!
     Pring: </manical laughter>

--
-#186-

_pipeline: EVN against animal porn!
  iSyntax: what, you took the animal porn out? man, that was my favorite part of the game...

--
-#185-

_pipeline: Does the actress have immense gravity defying breats?
             skyblade hopes so.

--
-#184-

Jormungand: ok.. now this is stupid.. a movie based off of a bloody GAME? 
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/tomb_raider/index.html
(snip)
_pipeline: CAn't you do ~anything~ but whine?

--
-#183-

<moki>lobsters were considered unfit for human consumption around the turn of the century
<moki> they were mostly ground up and fed for cattle
<ShadeBlue> really?
<moki> yep
<ShadeBlue> cool
<Lobster> oh, yay. I'm cattle feed.

--
-#182-

     yoda: jormungand is a sucky nick.  It's too complicated AND unoriginal (as opposed to mine,
which is only unoriginal)

--
-#181-

 AAAPlayer: hmmm... CS has a sister...
  skyblade: hmm
ShadeOfBlu: stop getting all horny AAAPlayer ;)
 AAAPlayer: no, it's just useful info is all
ShadeOfBlu: heh, sure... "useful".. ;)

--
-#180-

   Sarcas: syntax: bring it on :-)
             Sarcas prepares self
   syntax: hehe
*** Sarcas has signed off (Local kill by syntax (w00t))

--
-#179-

Bunnicula: yep, irc isnt too hard to figure out.
ShadeBlue: except that disconnect button, I just don't get it, whenever I push it, IRC seems to quit
for no reason ;)

--
-#178-

// and #ev3 was brought to you today by....
   _pipeline: werd DT
Dark_Templar: what?
   _pipeline: uh
   _pipeline: werd
   _pipeline: word
   _pipeline: it's a greeting
Dark_Templar: ok....
   _pipeline: corruption of "word up"
Dark_Templar: ok
   _pipeline: which is a corruption of "whud up?"
   _pipeline: which is a corruption of what's up?"
   _pipeline: Got it?
   _pipeline: [grin]

--
-#177-

     Anon: the only thing that makes building a nuc difficult is getting the fissile uranium

--
-#176-

 forge: Mmm, fresh pizza.
        * Gildor looks hopefully at froge
 forge: Homemade crust, homemade sauce, store bought cheese.
 forge: Haha, not me!
        * forge tosses Gildor a slice.
        * Gildor says 'thanks froge'
Gildor: {forge}
        * forge puts the "r" and "o" keys back where they belong on Gilder's keyboard.
BowlBlazer: froge... heh
forge: Yeah, twice in a row too.
        * Gildor re-arranges forge's keyboard so that the 'o' and 'e' are in the right place

--
-#175-

     moki: yes, except that in WWII, they were actually fighting for something that meant something
     moki: not for stupid things like what web board format to use

--
-#174-

   Lobster: hector, xxx is the essence of lameness
    hector: ...but xxx is at http://www.xxx.com/...
   Lobster: heh
    hector: don't say that bitch!
   Lobster: hector, shut up
    hector: huh, it's all guywise do this, guywise do that, no rest for bots these days
   Lobster: quiet
    hector: *whine* Zambezi, make them stop!
   Lobster: ugh!
    Gildor: christ, we get a new server, and the damned bot gets up on himself...
    Gildor: :rolleyes:

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-#173-

  frandall: ack!
  frandall: Christian television
   Lobster: haha
            frandall runs to find the remote
   Lobster: I hate that
   Lobster: sunday mornings
            Lobster shudders
   Lobster: religious people chill me to the core
       The: me too
  frandall: If I wanted to be told how to live my life I'd wake up my wife

--
-#172-

             Lobster smacks frandall for being frandall
             frandall smaks Lobster coz its phun ;p
             Akula smacks self for the heck of it
             Lobster smacks frandall for living in australia
             Skunks picks up his dagger, starts to stab Akula, then notices the lack of a handle.
one moment folks, technical difficulties...
             frandall smaks Lobster for not living in Australia
             Lobster smacks frandall for living
             oasa smacks frandall for not finishing EVN yet
             Lobster smacks iSyntax for the same reason
             oasa smacks Lobster for distracting frandall
             frandall smaks Lobster for pretending to live
             Akula smacks oasa for sticking his nose into this conversation
             Lobster smacks oasa for smaking everyone
*** DeAdBoY (JohnL@131.215.138.183) joined #ev3
             oasa smacks akula for doubting him
             Lobster smacks akula for the same reason
  DeAdBoY: hey everybody
 frandall: DeAdBoY
             Akula smacks Deadboy for comming in

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-#171-

Skunks: oasa- when it involves #ev3 people, yeah, I'm a paranoid little ****. :P
oasa: good idea

--
-#170-

* pstan puts on his see you later im going to talk to myself beacause im more interesting

--
-#169-

*** Pring (Pringlis@62.253.10.143) has joined channel #ev3
     Pring: hi
   DalSoth: b pring
   DalSoth: wb
   DalSoth: as well
   Lobster: hi bring
   Lobster: pring
     Pring: hehe what is up with everyone?
     Pring: can't you type any more/
     Pring: whoops
     Pring: hehe

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-#168-

  Pring: xmatt: uh hi
  Pring: whatcha doing here? ;)
  Pring: looking to get up moki's ass for beta testing purposes? ;D
         * Gildor quotes that
iSyntax: uhh
   oasa: ew
   oasa: don't go any further
  Pring: Beta-Testing team for moki's ass - "uhh it's a big dark"
  Pring: bit dark even
         * Gildor shudders
         * Pring apologises
   oasa: :eek: - /me just saw the double entendre in that

--
-#167-

Essexman: After all, we did invent it
Essexman: I assure you English time is correct
oasa: you did NOT invent time
oasa: stupid english people

--
-#166-

          * xLobster sings "Giiiillldooor is lllaaagggeed"
    oasa: laaa deeee daaa
  Gildor: lob: that is bloody correct
xLobster: wooo weee wooo
    oasa: three EV games, two IRCops and one laaagggeedd Gildor!

--
-#165-

XshepppoX: undernet is dead, it's just going through those after-death movement thingies right now

--
-#164-

*** AnkhStarr (ankh@cs92126.pp.htv.fi) has joined channel #ev3
  xLobster: hi hankh
  xLobster: anhk
  xLobster: whatever-your-name-is
 AnkhStarr: Well, greetings robstel
 AnkhStarr: :P

--
-#163-

   Woohoo: anyone want a free job at macstorm?
*** RiotGun has signed off (Ping timeout)
_Immortal: free job?
_Immortal: who the **** would pay to work?

--
-#162-

             _skyblade reads about EV Online...
_skyblade: http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001220.html
_skyblade: "hey you never know maybe Ambrosia might just do it."
   Woohoo: lol
             _Immortal lowers head...shakes...
_Immortal: stoopid
  RiotGun: "hey you never know, maybe cows from outer space will come down here, grow four extra
arms, and rip me a new ass hole"

--
-#161-

   Woohoo: whats ^ with undernet?
(snip)
  RiotGun: Woohoo: Better question would be what's down with Undernet, and the answer to that is THE
WHOLE DAMN NETWORK
  RiotGun: :P

--
-#160-

 XsheppoX: so jesus is a poser now?

--
-#159-

Sarcas: moki: you go girl!

--
-#158-

 _skyblade: Goodbye all.
  xLobster: bye sky
 _Zoidberg: bye sky
    Gildor: cya blade
 _skyblade: Fine. Don't say goodbye, then. :P
*** Signoff: _skyblade (ShadowIRC 1.1b1r1 PPC)

--
-#157-

// Email address blanked to protect persons named...
_syntax: From: "craig sneed" <****@*******.***>
_syntax: To: <mburch@ambrosiasw.com>
_syntax: Subject: Ev3
_syntax: When will it be ready?
         * _syntax sighs
         * _syntax forwards it to help@ambrosiasw.com with the rest of his junk mail   :)

--
-#156-

   Pring: wb
 DalSoth: me ?
`DalSoth: or me ?
 DalSoth: no he ment me twit
   Pring: argh!
`DalSoth: are you sure ?
 DalSoth: yes of corse i am
`DalSoth: oh
`DalSoth: i guess you want me to leave
          * Pring can't think of anything worse ;D
 Skunko7: I can, pring
 DalSoth: yes that would be nice, now bugger off
 Skunko7: a male HH and a female HH in the same room

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-#155-

xLobster: We will cut extremities off in sacrifice to you.
          * xLobster hacks off his arm
          * Gildor sighs
  Gildor: what have I told you about playing with sharp knives

--
-#154-

<GlueBubbl> holy christ 
<GlueBubbl> ****ing son of a bitch...
<GlueBubbl> my comp is acting like a 30mhz
<GlueBubbl> that's frozen

--
-#153-

Maridian: GUYWISE YOU MEDIEVAL PISS-WEED

--
-#152-

       * Pring is off to ebd
       * Gildor wonders where 'ebd' is and whether it's nice there ;)
Pring: hehe
Pring: it's just off the coast of Indonesia
Pring: ;)

--
-#151-

Prings: mmm.. if this toastie could iron i would marry it

--
-#150-

//edited for cursing and confusion.
XSheppoX: i heard if you throw live shrimps ona frie thy screwm
XSheppoX: oh sh*t
kinescope: ?
XSheppoX: i heard if you throw live shrimps on a fire they scream
kinescope: that looked funny, though. For a second, I thought there was an animal called a "frie"
which would screw a shrimp if it was thrown on them.

--
-#149-

lukie: We got a sheep for a freinds going away present
lukie: He was staying in a hotel at the time
lukie: Letsb just say it got some strange looks in the hotel pool!
lukie: he!

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-#148-

`Syntax: dafydd = _pipeline, daffyd = duck

--
-#147-

    moki: heh
          * Gildor wonders why moki is laughing
    moki: just looking at your socks
frandall: run out of pills again moki? ;p

--
-#146-

* Durandal7 kicks I_b in the head to wake him up
* kinescope tazers Durandal's foot.
* kinescope runs out of tazer charge.
Durandal7: *ouch!*
kinescope: :)
* Durandal7 takes out a fully charged Zeus class fusion pistol
* kinescope takes out a SPNKR with two rockets loaded.
kinescope: Go ahead...make my day.
* kinescope messes with the physics model and saves!
* Durandal7 uses an invincibility powerup
* kinescope watches as the messed up model has the powerup drain life.
* Durandal7 edits the physics model on the fly
* kinescope deletes the physics model.
* Durandal7 watches I_b constantly be killed and respawned in various places
kinescope: MUWAHAHAHA
* kinescope hacks the map.
* Durandal7 teleports to another level
* kinescope has Durandal respawn above a vat of lava, where S'Pht'Kr patrol.
kinescope: Angry S'Pht'Kr.
* kinescope respawns, right into a nice pile of powerups, weapons, shield boosters, and ammo.
* kinescope yawns.
* Durandal7 teleports to his ship and introduces I_b to the joys of orbital bombardment
* kinescope watches durandal teleport to the wrong Pfor cruiser....
Durandal7: or so you think;)

--
-#145-

    moki: there we go
  Jorinn: ?
XSheppoX: we go there?
  Jorinn: go there we?
  Jorinn: there go we?
    moki: just posting some stuff
          * Gildor wonders where we went
XSheppoX: let me guess... you've done something incredibly cool and you're about to watch us all go
"wow"?
    moki: nope
    moki: nothing even remotely cool
    moki: :)
XSheppoX: aw...
XSheppoX: hell, i'm gonna go "wow" just for the heck of it
XSheppoX: Wow!
  Gildor: wow
  Jorinn: wow
XSheppoX: :)
Maridian: w00t
          * Gildor is totally over-awed by the totally cool thing moki didnt just do... :)

--
-#144-

* Washer is a vegetarian
oasamostexianu: what kind?
Washer: a vegetarian
oasamostexianu: ...
oasamostexianu: vegan? ovo-lactovegetarian?
Washer: vegetarian
// from the #ev3 on irc.planetarion.com, not undernet

--
-#143-

     Zach: anybody know what a female zachit is called?
   Sheppo: Sheppa?
     oasa: zachae?
     oasa: no, that'd be plural
     oasa: hm
   Sarcas: a zachi
ShadeBlue: nachoine
   Sheppo: zacharina?
     oasa: no
     Zach: lol
ShadeBlue: er, zachoine
     oasa: that'd be a small zacha
     oasa: yeah
     oasa: zachoine
           * Zach is now known as small_zac
   Sheppo: zachanalomianolionia

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-#142-

DisturbedBlue: I pirate
DisturbedBlue: just not ASW stuff

--
-#141-

`pipeline: bah
`pipeline: someone kick my ghost, whould they?
    ColdF: ok.
           --- ColdF kicked `pipeline from #ev3 (Whee!).
  `Syntax: uhh
  `Syntax: that was no ghost
    ColdF: oops.

--
-#140-

ShadeBlue: yeah cf, been gone since christmas vacations 
ShadeBlue: so what's happened in the world since then? (haven't had computer or tv)
 Maridian: well
    ColdF: nothing much.
ShadeBlue: heh
 Maridian: bush was assassinated and moki was put in the place of president-elect
ShadeBlue: what about the boards
ShadeBlue: heh, sweet
 Maridian: and now #ev3 is a private war-room
   Sarcas: hector d. byrd took control of the atmos team
    ColdF: we switched back to discboard, too.
   Sarcas: pipeline has been doing nothing but rendering crackers all day long

--
-#139-

Sarcas: next time make sure you tell me beforehand
Sarcas: maybe send me an email the day before or something
Sarcas: cuz i'm a bit retarted

--
-#138-

* Sarcas unexpectedly shouts "KILL THAT TURKEY I TELL YA!"
* Gildor looks at sarcas and says 'hmm'

--
-#137-

<iLobster> karma now has like designations
<guywise> now has like designations has neutral karma

--
-#136-

//from the webboards, but still funny...
the Necromicon: Everyone, I'd like you to note that OctoberFost rates #ev3 as good as sex...

--
-#135-

martinet: grain is too much for anyone
martinet: it's a good way to die :)

--
-#134-

     phill: im 6 ' 2 brown blond usualy brown from gell thoe
  OctoberF: wrong channel, phill


--
-#133-

  OctoberF: the first new year celebrated in #ev3
 CaptnOrne: yea
 CaptnOrne: not a big thing, it was celebrated every hour
  OctoberF: yeah
 CaptnOrne: with me saying x hours late
 CaptnOrne: and also maridian arguing about millenium or not
  Slug1337: I'll celebrate mine in 1 hour and 44 minutes
  OctoberF: hmm
  OctoberF: Mountain Time Slug must be
  OctoberF: wait
  OctoberF: no
      oasa: no, pacific
            Slug1337 lives in California, the land of surfing and mountain climbing
  OctoberF: Pacific
 CaptnOrne: heh
      oasa: and gangs
  Slug1337: YEAH!
      oasa: and Apple :)

--
-#132-

  Slug1337: All sorts of odd behavior.....
  Slug1337: with everyone drunk...
  Slug1337: Alright, who threw the yellow snowball?!
   guywise: Ugh! And the aftertaste!

--
-#131-

OctoberF: my dog is already drunk
oasa: is he trying to hump the chair? ;)
OctoberF: no
OctoberF: that's my job


--
-#130-

 iLobster: 4
 iLobster: 3
 iLobster: 2
 iLobster: 1
Durandal7: happy new year
           guywise hugs Durandal7
 iLobster: Happy new year everyone :)

--
-#129-

phill: erm?

--
-#128-

Flatty: the belief that there is no belief is impossible.
OctoberF: but does it float?

--
-#127-

Pringlis: je suis desolé wiseguy :D
  Sarcas: pourqoui est-ce que tout le monde veut parler le francais ici?
  Sarcas: ou n'est-ce que mon impression?
  Gildor: ehm
wiseguy3: speak english you fool.


--
-#126-

      * Gildor wishes mark wouldnt finger him
 C_S: mehehe
oasa: quit it
oasa: i dont wanna be fingered!!!

--
-#125-

*** Jormungan (~xiphias@1Cust104.tnt1.santa-fe.nm.da.uu.net) joined #ev3
             Jormungan complains about the state of some moderators..
             skyblade turns his music up so he doesn't have to hear it.

--
-#124-

         * DalSoth fops zambezi
zambezi: oh so your back again, what shale you do to the chan this time ?
 Gildor: fop?
DalSoth: fop - the sound made when hitting someone with a empty coke bottle
DalSoth: over the head
 Sarcas: i thought that was tonck
 Gildor: must be a plastic bottle
 Sarcas: or maybe thucnk
DalSoth: its fop for me, and there is a story for why

--
-#123-

Slug1337: Man you should see the PA chats. They're a mile a minute. We're... erm... a drunk
rat's-speed


--
-#122-

// talking about Nova...
 `Syntax: hopefully the thing will be done before summer
 `Syntax: so we can all go to the beach  :)
  Sarcas: testing included?
Pringlis: heh
  Gildor: syn: you mean summer for the ATMOS guys or for the ASW guys ;)
 `Syntax: uhh
 `Syntax: heh
 `Syntax: good point

--
-#121-

// again from #ev -- I couldnt resist... sorry basi :(
        * basilisk glompsqueezetacklepouncesquishticklehugglewuffles skunkboi
Skunks: basi, please. not in public.

--
-#120-

[ This quote has been moved to http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/misc_quotes.php?id=ev3qa_120 ]

--
-#119-

Flatty: oh... damnit.
*** Flatty has left channel #ev3 (girlfriends rule your lives. I swear.) 
Idiot_box: Flatty has a girlfriend? How the hell did that happen?!
oasa: luck
oasa: blind luck
Idiot_box: more like blind, deaf, and dumb luck.


--
-#118-

  Gildor: wiseguy1?
wiseguy1: yes, Gildor?
  Gildor: who are you?
wiseguy1: i am a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to survive the awful attention of
nasty #ev3-ers... ;p
  Gildor: wiseguy1, no you aren't.
wiseguy1: aren't I
  Gildor: no, wiseguy1 is <reply> i am a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to
survive the awful attention of nasty #ev3-ers... More information can be found at 
http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/~andrew/infobot_guide.html
  Gildor: wiseguy1, are you listening to me?
wiseguy1: no Gildor, why.
  Gildor: wiseguy1?
wiseguy1: yes, Gildor?
 DalSoth: lol
  Gildor: who are you?
wiseguy1: i am a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to survive the awful attention of
nasty #ev3-ers... ;p
  Gildor: no you aren't.
          * Gildor wonders why he's even wasting his time..
          * Gildor kicks wiseguy
  Gildor: wiseguy1, you are a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to survive the awful
attention of nasty #ev3-ers, more information about which can be found at 
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/infobot_guide.html
wiseguy1: ...but guywise is a bot about which more can be found at 
http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/~andrew/infobot_guide.html...
  Gildor: *sigh*
  Gildor: wiseguy1, no, you are a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to survive the awful
attention of nasty #ev3-ers, more information about which can be found at 
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/infobot_guide.htm
wiseguy1: okay, Gildor.
  Gildor: have fun pring
wiseguy1: i don't know, gildor
  Gildor: good bot.
  Gildor: guywise?
wiseguy1: guywise is a terribly overworked and underpaid bot trying to survive the awful attention
of nasty #ev3-ers, more information about which can be found at http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/infobot_guide.html

--
-#117-

wiseguy1: moki is a sexually traumatized cat.  Don't let him sit on my lap, he has a loose
sphincter.

--
-#116-

    Grybs: wiseguy1, die!
 wiseguy1: **** j00 Grybs

--
-#115-

oasa: sigh... too much stuff to pay for
oasa: which means I need to work more
oasa: which means getting out of my chair
oasa: sigh...

--
-#114-

Beige: someone make me an operator! j/k
       * RiotGun makes Beige operator of his ass
Beige: WOOHOO
Beige: spoken like a true moron!

--
-#113-

Sheppo: if my ping went down that much every time ircle quit on me, i'd be able to predict the
future in no time

--
-#112-

OctoberF: Hey, Beige! We were just talking about you!
 _cburns: That's an annoying script.
          * Gildor will strangle OF if he runs that script again...
          * _cburns will help.
          * OctoberF puts it away for Gildor
OctoberF: but Gildor will forever be known as he who killed my greet script!
  Gildor: hehe
OctoberF: do you want that, Gildor?
          * Gildor shrugs
 _cburns: Sounds like an honor to me.
OctoberF: do you want little kids pointing at you and saying "You killed OF's greetscript,
bastard!"
OctoberF: can you live with that?
OctoberF: if you can, I will destroy the script
OctoberF: your choice
          * OctoberF awaits Gildor's decision

--
-#111-

        * Talos spins a dradle idly
        * oasa shoots the dreidel out from Talos' hand with a Howitzer
        * Talos watches in horror as the dradle knocks over the menorah
  oasa: the menorah lights on fire
  oasa: and his house burns!
 Talos: ALL our houses burn...
Gildor: arent we getting a little melodramatic?

--
-#110-

OctoberF: Hey, RiotGun! We were just talking about you!
 RiotGun: that's nice
 RiotGun: glad to know this channel is degrading

--
-#109-

	OctoberF shows CF some sympathy
Gildor: very nice OF, now put it away before someone gets hurt

--
-#108-

* Sheppo is away, eating or sleeping or something, he's not really sure

--
-#107-

  Sarcas: so what aspect of me were you talking about?
  Sarcas: my genius?
OctoberF: well
OctoberF: Gildor was saying how he thought you were hot and he wanted to have his way with you
  Sarcas: hmm
OctoberF: then I said that was sick
  Sarcas: come you you gildog you :-D
 `Gildor: you sure that wasnt moki OF?

--
-#106-

evilCappy: ah
    Sheppo: moo
 evilCappy: honk
    Sheppo: baa
 evilCappy: meep
     ColdF: moof.
    Sheppo: meep?
    Sheppo: are you a blue furry thing?
 evilCappy: fizz?
 evilCappy: meep meep! ptb ptb ptb ZOOM!
    Sheppo: umm...
    Sheppo: oh
 evilCappy: heh
            ColdF decides tis' time to go hunting for blue furry things...
 evilCappy: WATCH MORE ROAD RUNNER CARTOONS!
    Sheppo: i was thinking of the little evil blue furry thing that says meep
 evilCappy: SHEESH!
    Sheppo: ill stick with buffy for now

--
-#105-

moki: I bought two cases of Krispy Kream donuts tonight -- I am going to bring them to my gym
tomorrow and put them out by the treadmills :)

--
-#104-

ColdF: "He's got a nice body... he's wearing velvet pants."
     ColdF: (eerily appropriate, on 2nd thought.)
 Phoenix15: well...as i am to fond of saying..."we all have our own opinnions"  --not saying you;re
an idiot!
     ColdF: (from 'Velvet Pants' by Propellerheads.)
      moki: CF, you having your weird flashbacks again? :)

--
-#103-

GlueBubbl: En Guarde!
Chresto: Heh
GlueBubbl strikes at Chresto
Chresto parries
Chresto ripostes
GlueBubbl runs away
Akula goes after GlueBubbl
GlueBubbl does a sixte-in feint
Ixil: ixinl puls out a gun and they run away together
Akula uses his shoe
Chresto parries, disengages
Chresto remises (sp?)
Akula distances himself from the fencing brass players.

--
-#102-

    Desi1: Yeah. Kiddyporn is hilarious.
             Zacha agrees

--
-#101-

     oasa: my cache cleared out finally
FallenSta: heh
   Gildor: yay
     oasa: so you are now gildor again
           * Gildor bounces around the room

--
-#100-

  oasa: you again?
Sarcas: yeah, me again, sorry
Sarcas: want me to go?
  oasa: yes.
        *** Sarcas has left #ev3
        *** Sarcas (number1@D5E094E0.kabel.telenet.be) joined #ev3
Sarcas: can i stay this time?
  oasa: agh!
  oasa: no.
        * Sarcas wants to hear other opinions before he leaves again
   C_S: too much sarcas already
        *** Sarcas has left #ev3
   C_S: poor sarcas

--
-#99-

_cburns: Anyway, if you use a computer, you should care abour space and time complexity.
_cburns: Unless of course you work for microsoft.


--
-#98-

  Gildor: http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php?show=97 -- OF, wtf were you on?
;)
OctoberF: hehe
          * OctoberF dosn't remember
  Gildor: whatever it was, can I have some?
OctoberF: yeah
OctoberF: just find the pixies
OctoberF: but remember, don't sniff the pixie dust they give you
OctoberF: just smoke the pixie stick
OctoberF: if you sniff the pixie dust the dreaming tree dies
OctoberF: and we don't want that to happen
  Gildor: <deadpan> of course not </deadpan>
OctoberF: hehe
          * Sarcas just sniffed some pixie dust...
  Sarcas: it kinda tickles in the back of my head
OctoberF: NO
OctoberF: THE DREAMING TREE!!!!
OctoberF: SARCAS, HOW COULD YOU!

--
-#97-

OctoberF: I have to give those pixes back the pixy dust!
OctoberF: then the dreaming tree's visbit will be set again!
OctoberF: brb, finding pixies
oasa: this is your plugin, is it?
OctoberF: no, its my life

--
-#96-

Andrew :  "If It's not on fire, It's a software problem"

--
-#95-

Gildor: w00t, instant people.... just add water ;)

--
-#94-

C_S: i have been coerced into mowing the backyard
     * basi-chan read that as 'moving the backyard'

--
-#93-

evilCappy: Eh, in my day, the villains would whoop us till a quarter after 12, then they'd get tired
and make us whoop ourselves

--
-#92-

oasa: last thing i'd steal is liver

--
-#91-

      C_S: too much pecan pie...
`Lavalamp: dcc some to me...
      C_S: k

--
-#90-

DeAdBoY: damn Micro****
   oasa: general rant, or specific problem?
DeAdBoY: general rant
DeAdBoY: and i looked at my cuzins PC
DeAdBoY: and noticed how ****astic it was
   oasa: duuuh

--
-#89-

// from #ev but I had to include it... sorry basi
NateDog: so Syntax, when's the beta test period?
iSyntax: it will go from when the first beta version is ready, up until shortly before the product
is released
iSyntax: :P

--
-#88-

FF6lisk: wiseguy1, are you on crack?
wiseguy1: Maybe- give me more money and ask again.

--
-#87-

	Gildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under the desk
moki: trying for another promotion, Gildor?

--
-#86-

`Akula: My name got taken by a bot
VeilLord: That sucks
`Akula: Yeah, and its in a US Navy Channel. That sucks even more
DarkBlade: which one, #gay?

--
-#85-

       * Grybs feels truly at sea...
Grybs: (look! dolphins!)

--
-#84-

moki: I'm not even paying attention to you enough to be offended by you, idiot ;)

--
-#83-

Idiot_box: what are you on is <reply> Perl. You should try it sometime.
 Idiot_box: what are you on?
 Idiot_box: wiseguy, what are you on?
   wiseguy: idiot_box: i haven't a clue
 Idiot_box: arg. Still isn't working.
 Idiot_box: wiseguy, forget what are you on
   wiseguy: Idiot_box, I didn't have anything matching what are you on
 Idiot_box: what are you on is <reply> Perl. You should try it sometime.
 Idiot_box: wiseguy, what are you on?
   wiseguy: idiot_box: wish i knew
 Idiot_box: harrumph.
 Idiot_box: I give up for that particular one.
 Idiot_box: Idiot_box?
   wiseguy: i guess Idiot_box is a box
 Idiot_box: wiseguy?
   wiseguy: yes, Idiot_box?
 Idiot_box: hello, wiseguy.
   wiseguy: niihau, Idiot_box

--
-#82-

C_S: have you ever seen a man with Ten THOUSAND willies!!!!?
C_S: I thought not!

--
-#81-

frandall: I figured out that all the bugs I've been struggling with recently are matt's fault so I
don't have to do anything :)

--
-#80-

C_S 's deep thought for the day:
C_S: Never try to learn about advanced HTML features on the toilet...everything you read will just
come out the other end...

--
-#79-

sounds like a bit too much rejoicing, CS.
            C_S runs around again and pukes up all the crap he ate....
 Idiot_box: I think yoda took some crack and then took over C_S's computer. Yoda, give C_S's
computer back!
       C_S: uhh..hope my iMac is more than just bullet-proof.....
     ColdF: i_b - it's your turn to clean up.
            C_S cleans the puke out of his speakers...
       C_S: you could say that...
     ColdF: i've cleaned up bits of syntax often enough.
            C_S gets out his old pants....yep...these should fit... only 4 sizes bigger...
 Idiot_box: I thought it was wiseguy's turn.
            C_S ate a lot, if you could not tell ;p
     ColdF: wiseguy, clean up.
            C_S explodes
     ColdF: oh no...
       C_S: actually, its time for me to use the waste cubicle....

--
-#78-

Idiot_box: he's dead, jim!
   wiseguy: I'm a bot, not a doctor, dammit!

--
-#77-

C_S: VeilLord: akula sounds a lot like Al Gore
C_S: Akula: I invented Al Gore
C_S: that was quick
   C_S looks around
C_S: whew, didn't want to give october a compliment when he was actually in here....

--
-#76-

Murgen: i think wiseguy is dislexic

--
-#75-

Skyblade: Time zones are gay.
          skyblade hates it when inanimate objects take on sexual affiliations.
  Sheppo: hehe
  Sheppo: a time zone is an object?
    oasa: an idea
    oasa: a concept
OctoberF: a good idea
skyblade: A gay idea.
skyblade: :P
  Sheppo: yes, it' very happy
  Sheppo: :P
skyblade: gay = homosexual

--
-#74-

   Murgen prepares a tartar sauce dip, for zambezi.
   Murgen thinks zambezi tastes good.

--
-#73-

 OctoberF: what says it?
             skyblade hates it when people talk like Yoda.
 OctoberF: cope he will have to

--
-#72-

* OctoberF considers urinating himself

--
-#71-

OctoberF: who here uses revitalizing body oils?
ColdF: heh.
Sarcas: huh?
OctoberF: just wondering
OctoberF dosn't use them, he finds them disgusting

--
-#70-

Sarcas: matt codewhore burch

--
-#69-

ColdF: for some time now, in the morning my parents have found liquid - apparently urine - on the
floor of the bathroom.
ColdF: since I keep odd hours, they've been accusing me of... well... missing.

--
-#68-

ColdF: :D
Sarcas: coldf: a snowball in your pants?
ColdF: nope... quite better.

--
-#67-

Gildor: oh f**k, I just nuked the archive!!!

--
-#66-

Idiot_box: wiseguy, are you there?
wiseguy: idiot_box: i don't know
Idiot_box: Good answer.

--
-#65-

oasa: wiseguy, heh is a base expression used only by the culturally deprived.
wiseguy: ...but heh is <reply> not funny...
oasa: bleh
wiseguy: well, bleh is irc language :-p
oasa: wiseguy, bad bot.
wiseguy: :(

--
-#64-

Chamrin: ARG, MUNDO that idito
Chamrin: idiot
OctoberF: what did he do?
Chamrin: he wasn't supposed to attack this guy
Pring: heh
OctoberF: eh oh!
OctoberF: teletubbie no no!

--
-#63-

VeilLord: akula sounds a lot like Al Gore
Akula: I invented Al Gore

--
-#62-

Telegeek: Whats up
OctoberF: nothing
OctoberF: everyone's with their familes
OctoberF: its some big holiday in the real world
Telegeek: ok
Telegeek: xmas
OctoberF: oh yeah
OctoberF: that

--
-#61-

VeilLord: I lay the piano
OctoberF: heheh...sicko
VeilLord: Ooops, I meant play
OctoberF: Sure you did....
VeilLord: At least I don't have sex with chairs :p

--
-#60-

      * moki hands oasa a gold star
oasa: yay

--
-#59-

moki: stories are like sex

--
-#58-

          * skyblade rips out a chunk of hair.
  Gildor: lol
          * skyblade tries to put it back in with Krazy Glue...
          * Gildor watches and laughs
          * skyblade has glued has hand to his head...
skyblade: This is getting worse before it gets better...
          <snip>
          * skyblade can only type with his left hand...
skyblade: Uh-oh.
          * skyblade has gotten his left hand stuck in the glue.
          * skyblade is typing with his nose.
          <snip>
  Gildor: wiseguy, take the other end [of skyblade].
          * wiseguy takes other end
  Gildor: good, now pull
          * skyblade notes that this hurts -- a lot.
  Gildor: uh-oh
  Gildor: skyblade: I dont know how to tell you this, but we appear to have pulled your head off

--
-#57-

Woohoo: i need a kiss
        * wiseguy slaps Woohoo

--
-#56-

 DeAdBoY: hmm
 DeAdBoY: hehe
OctoberF: hmm
 DeAdBoY: silence crackwhore!!!
OctoberF: me?
OctoberF: crackwhore?
 DeAdBoY: yes
OctoberF: I assure you I'm not a crackwhore
OctoberF: nor am I a normal whore
OctoberF: and I don't use crack either

--
-#55-

         * RiotGun just realized something
RiotGun: http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/news/upcoming/images/cs_interface.jpg
RiotGun: moki's apparantly got the town maiden set to use the BERSERKER AI!
         * RiotGun doesn't want to get his head impaled by that rolling pin-wielding bitch!  :O
 Gildor: some town maiden ;)
  Pring: heh
RiotGun: "Berserker"
RiotGun: :P
   oasa: oi
   oasa: watch out young man... I've an umbrella and I _know_ how to use it!
RiotGun: "The Berserker have only one word in mind: destroy." 
RiotGun: *sweep* *gardening* *DEEEESTROOOY* *sweep* *sweep* *DEEEEEESTROOOYYYY*

--
-#54-

 DalSoth: hum bug
     oasa: bah, humbug is the correct spelling
  DalSoth: bite me

--
-#53-

Idiot_box: karma bill gates
  wiseguy: bill gates has neutral karma
    ColdF: heh..
Idiot_box: NOOOO!
basi-chan: wiseguy, you suck.
  wiseguy: I think you have me confused with Bill Gates, basi-chan.

--
-#52-

basi-chan: b-lisk?
wiseguy: b-lisk is just... unethical. :P

--
-#51-

           skyblade spikes the straight edge kids' punch.
   Sheppo: heh
 skyblade: ...with heroine...
basi-chan: with heroine? what about the girls, do they spike it with hero too?

--
-#50-

skyblade: Hmm...
          skyblade wonders if he's lagged or if everyone's idle...
          skyblade thinks the silence answers his question...

--
-#49-

`Lavalamp: I don't want a reindeer turd
SaintNick: tuf
SaintNick: rather have a Santa turd?
SaintNick: your choice...
* `Lavalamp wants a cd burner

--
-#48-

* BubbaClaus will make sure you get a new trailer on Christmas.

--
-#47-

wiseguy: skyblade is probably an grumpy, elderly, headless, three-eyed korean woman.

--
-#46-

* basi pouncehuggletickleglompsqueezewufflechewtackles scrunboi

--
-#45-

_pipeline: Do I look Roman to you?
     moki: only in your undies, pipe
     moki: ;)

--
-#44-

wiseguy2: "Both Alfred Hitchcock and Edgar Allen Poe are known as hamsters of terror."

--
-#43-

*moki has changed the topic to "*moki* => *CAPKIN* may you rot in turkish prison for all
eternity"

--
-#42-

* Gildor packs everything into a .sit file and leaves the country

--
-#41-

moki: ...but really, if your main venue for meeting chicks is an irc channel about a space game,
well...

--
-#40-

AAAPlayer: i have a head cold
 OctoberF: OUCH
           * Idiot_box hands Player a box of cleanex.
           * OctoberF hands Player some decongestand w/ painkillers
           * Gildor hands AAA a rubber chicken...
   Gildor: um... no, sorry
 OctoberF: heh

--
-#39-

        * OctoberF hands Gildor some potatoes and feet
Gildor: ahh, just the things to go with my gizmos and cream. Thanks October.

--
-#38-

 Gildor: where am I?
wiseguy: you are the author of FFF, a composer of great music, _the_ author, and an all-round nice
guy
 Gildor: that's nice, but not very useful

--
-#37-

Weepul885: http://www.jps.net/btaenzer/andrewburch.jpg
 RiotGear: Andrew Burch?
           * RiotGear fears
KeeperOfS: uhoh
GlueBubbl: hehe
 RiotGear: AGH!
   Gildor: weepul: um...
           * RiotGear shudders at the picture

--
-#36-

* KeeperOfS sacrifices a cow before His Holiness Burch

--
-#35-

Jormungan: provided you're not dead, smack.. how would you know what butthair tastes likke?!

--
-#34-

CaptnOrne: ....
 skyblade: .....
           skyblade is now known as _skyblade
_skyblade: .....
   Gildor: .......
_skyblade: ........
CaptnOrne: ........
           * Gildor sighs
CaptnOrne: ........
           * _skyblade notes that Gildor broke the chain...
_skyblade: ...
           * Gildor doesnt particularly care...
           * Gildor is too damn tired to....
   Gildor: .........
CaptnOrne: ..........
_skyblade: ...........
CaptnOrne: ............
_skyblade: .............
CaptnOrne: ..............
_skyblade: ...............
   Gildor: ................
_skyblade: .................
CaptnOrne: ................
CaptnOrne: ..................
   Gildor: ..................
_skyblade: .................
CaptnOrne: ...................
_skyblade: ................

--
-#33-

  bolrets: Sweet a bomb came in the mail!
_skyblade: heh
           * _skyblade sent it.
CaptnOrne: heh
           * CaptnOrne runs
bolrets has quit IRC (Connection reset by death)
           * _skyblade realizes that he just confessed.
           * Anon calls the FBI

--
-#32-

bolrets: I love to blow people off
  zhouj: okay
bolrets: uhh
bolrets: that didn't sound right...

--
-#31-

           Mode change "+v Gildor" by bolrets
           Mode change "-v Gildor" by bolrets
CaptnOrne: hmm
           Mode change "+v Gildor" by bolrets
           Mode change "-o Gildor" by bolrets
           Mode change "+o Gildor" by bolrets
           Mode change "-v Gildor" by bolrets
  bolrets: heh
  bolrets: just wanted to check something
   Gildor: will you behave!!!!!

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-#30-

   
           Gildor has changed the topic to "<bolrets> I love to blow people off"
  bolrets: hehe
CaptnOrne: heh
    zhouj: heh
   Sheppo: heh
  bolrets: ugh!
  bolrets: stop hehing
   Gildor: heh
  bolrets: it the most pointless word
   Sheppo: heh

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-#29-

bolrets: I NEED content!
bolrets: Damnit!
         * Sheppo gives content to lobster
 Sheppo: when all else fails, ramble, quote and ramble some more
         * Gildor hands lobster a 4oz tin of content and a tin opener
bolrets: hrm
bolrets: this content has gone bad!
 Gildor: it was fresh yesterday

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-#28-

iLobster: and zambezi is too eleet to talk
 zambezi: I'm so 31337!
          * zambezi gets down
27

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-#27-

zambezi: If e=mc^2, why aren't fat people more energetic?

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-#26-

`Anon: I'm on Ethernet attached to a friggin bundle of T3's, I've got bandwidth out the wazoo
 oasa: anon: i hope not, literally

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-#25-

ColdF: If you accidentally pass gas at a posh country-club golf course, look around bug-eyed and
loudly exclaim, "Did somebody step on a duck?"

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-#24-

  Gildor: ooh, and we have a karma doofer
OctoberF: doofer?
          <snip>
OctoberF: whats the doofer Gildor spoke of?
  Gildor: heh
  Gildor: a doofer is a similar thing to a thingie or an oojah
OctoberF: ah

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-#23-

          * iLobster likes playing with the black Fetch icon dog when things are uploading
          * Gildor raises an eyebrow
iLobster: making it run across windows and buttons... :)

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-#22-

Chamrin: "Karma: divine "
         * wiseguy shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
wiseguy: It says 'Bugger Off,' Chamrin

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-#21-

 Gildor: wiseguy, 4385734676578345672*44823598763594876239847615234127452364?
wiseguy: a number with quite a few digits...

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-#20-

   Gildor: Q: what happens if I stick my fingers in an electrical power outlet? Confused.
   Sheppo: what is?
   Gildor: A: I dont know, try it and see.
`Lavalamp: heh
`Lavalamp: ok
   Gildor: people.modify(num_idiots--);
           * `Lavalamp walks over to power outlet


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-#19-

 
         * Skunko7 has several CDs of illegal rock/80s hair en route to him, so... :P
`Syntax: you can put old people's hair on CD now?
         * `Syntax shakes his head
`Syntax: what will they think of next?

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-#18-

Gildor: well, when I was made a moderator, my first post was #666... make what you want

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-#17-

Gildor: wiseguy, no, quote of the day is <reply>UE General: Bringing comic relief to ASW users
everywhere...

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-#16-

KeeperOfS: swallow a small animal or bird. That'll help
`Lavalamp: heh
KeeperOfS: I think
           * `Lavalamp swallows a lion

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-#15-

KeeperOfS: 'The engines on a manticore', to the tune of 'The Wheels On The Bus'
   Gildor: KoS: lol
KeeperOfS: The engines on a manticore push it around, push it around, the  engines on a manticore
push it around, around and around

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-#14-

oasa: I am Hanz... and this is Franz. Who are you, little man?

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-#13-

  moki: hell, I'll even applaud a creative insult
Sarcas: okay: moki: you're so very stupid that if you were reincarnated into a bird you'd fly
backwards

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-#12-

GlueBubbl: what a coinky dink ;)

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-#11-

Gildor: "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"

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-#10-

iLobster: I hate to say it, but I WANT SPAM!

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-#9-

   Gildor: Oh, I just wanted to ask him something about UBB... nothing important
_pipeline: Anything that I can misquote him on?

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-#8-

sitharus: "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - LaCrosse, Wis., Oct.
18, 2000
sitharus: G W Bush

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-#7-

andrew:...it was eating up the network like a gerbil on PCP

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-#6-

<OctoberF> damnit, more people care about some server then me
<C_S> october: name any item and i'll care about it more than you

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-#5-

* moki watches frandall converse with a Perl script

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-#4-

<OctoberF> but I think anyone on IRC is cool

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-#3-

<FallenSta> wiseguy, AOL is GayOHell
<FallenSta> AOL?
<wiseguy1> AOL MUST DIE!!!

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-#2-

<iLobster> IRC is confusing to most people

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-#1-

<Weepul884> wiseguy, what do you know?
<wiseguy> Weepul884: i don't know