<ElGuapo7> I'm going to an ENT today or tomorrow
<hector> Macbeth is good
<Slug> pstan: a cock
<Phoenix155> ENT?
<ElGuapo7> see what he says
<ElGuapo7> Ear-Nose-Throat specialist
<Phoenix155> ah
<Phoenix155> i went to one of those once, when I got my tracheostomy closed
<Phoenix155> seriously
<Slug> hmm
<pstan> mines mistreeted
<ElGuapo7> you had a tracheostomy?
<pstan> no an endohypotidectomy
<Phoenix155> yup, got it out when I was two...let me tell you...
<Slug> what's one of those?
<Phoenix155> an endohypotidectomy?
<Slug> yes
<Phoenix155> not a clue
<Slug> okay, what's a trach--
<Phoenix155> so, me and my bro were born three months early, right?
<Slug> ermm
<pstan> sergicly removing a duck from your rectom
<Phoenix155> and my airway was as small as pencil lead
<pstan> dont ask
* Slug slaps pstan around a bit with a large rectum duck!
<Phoenix155> so they were puting tubes down my airway so i could breathe.
<Phoenix155> they scarred my airway and my vocal chords
<pstan> begone foul beast of posteeeeeerior exploration
<Phoenix155> they didnt whant to do that anymore, so they gave me a tracheostomy
<pstan> NAAAAAAZIS
<Phoenix155> I got it out when I was two, but i had on indentation in the middle of my
+neck untuil 7th grade, when I had it closed
<ElGuapo7> ah
<ElGuapo7> is your voice ok?
<ElGuapo7> and is your twin bro ok?
<Phoenix155> unfortunately, the closed thing got infected...and very gross things ensued
<Phoenix155> yup
<Slug> ugh
<Phoenix155> though i did try to beat his ass this afternoon
<pstan> yeah i know what you mean. im still having my endothermic forhead
+treatment and they said it would be finished years ago
<ElGuapo7> so how do we know this is you? :)
<Phoenix155> we're "miracle babies"
<ElGuapo7> could be your twin
<Phoenix155> ...shut up
<ElGuapo7> you might not be you!!!
<ElGuapo7> ok, j/k
<ElGuapo7> nm
<Phoenix155> i didn't way we were identical
<Phoenix155> :)
<ElGuapo7> :(
<Phoenix155> im going to archive that...that's a lot of info
<ElGuapo7> so much for that...