<Steelix> Finally figured out who this chick on MSN is.
<Steelix> She seems totally into me, and until just before, I didn't even know her name.
<Si> she's a man
<Steelix> I knew her name, but I didn't know who it was I was speaking to.
<Steelix> As it turns out, Sarah is a pretty attractive girl who catches the bus with me.
<Oscar> si, ha.
<Steelix> I'd hit it.
<Steelix> Two times.
<Oscar> with a stick?
<Si> like the fist of an angry god?
<Steelix> Three if she wears those fishnet stockings.