Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: Why the hell has my Start menu decided to kill explorer.exe whenever it is opened?
Steelix: Regards,
Steelix: Jake
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: Send us more money and we'll give you a patch that won't solve your problem.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: Microsoft
mrxak: P.S. Send us more money.
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: This is gay.
Steelix: Regards,
Steelix: Jake
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: We haven't recieved your check yet. We have infected you with another virus as punishment. Have a nice day.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: Microsoft
Steelix: Dear Microsoft,
Steelix: That is hardly fair.
Steelix: **** you,
Steelix: Jake
Steelix: P.S. **** you.
mrxak: Dear Jake,
mrxak: Enjoy this blue screen of death.
mrxak: Love,
mrxak: MicrosoSJFGKLSDJGLKSJDGLKJSDGLKJIWELJGIJ(*SOVJOIJKWGLJSLKV