< champ> g'day Paul
< Paul> GIVE ME COFFEE, OR GIVE ME TEA!
< Gunsh> It looked like I was looking for anonymous internet sex.
< Paul> hola all\
* champ gives Paul coffee
< Paul> yay!
* Gunsh squeezes Paul until he bursts
* Eji gets the mop and begins to clean Paul off the floor
* champ gets a tall glass to put the remains of Paul into
* Eji squeezes the mop allowing the soaked up remanents of paul to flow into champ's glass
< Gunsh> Don't do it champ.
< Eji> one shot
< Gunsh> Don't drink Hudson. People have died.
* champ readies himself
* champ wiggles his hips
< Paul> ...I leave the room for two minutes...
* champ drinks, gargles and swallows
< champ> HURRAH!
< Paul> ...and I'm drunk...
< Eji> hahahahaha